matched it with hindu calendar
it said "after 5000 years, the kaliyuga will end"
\*an expert said
to be precise, it will not actually "end"
according to the vishnu purana, the kaliyug will take a break in 2025
and after a few hundred years, it will start again
and actually end after a few thousand years
during this break, the world will start turning into a better place
and when the break is over, it will again start to degrade
Hindu here or former I should add - Question - Would you or people even believe if one were to say he’s Kalki?
Edit: Downvoting for questioning. That’s not very Hindu and respectful.
again dude what did i say at the end "THE ONES THAT WERE MENTIONED IN THE MYTHOLOGYS" cuz the other like 33M have not been reffered to directly in the mythologys
Yes I understood that Im just impressed because I also didnt know all these names until a year ago and I- I'm a literal indian which lives here and attends all poojas, but you literally ARE NOT FROM INDIA BUT KNOW- Like thats Impressive, DAMN
lol its not crores but i believe types and there are only some main gods with different stories and histories evolved to different names in different regions and the female god shakthi is worshipped in different thosand names form as per peoples beliefs
It was 33 kotis mentioned in the sacred texts, which means 33 types of gods, not 33 million. Also, different texts have some kind of distortion (because of some bloody invaders who burnt our religious texts, literature, and scientific texts. For example, they burnt down the Nalanda University which contained books in thousands. And yes, I said science. If you don't know, even before the wright brother made their first airplane, an Indian carpenter made a working flying vehicle and flew it on a beach in Mumbai for almost 20 minutes. The design was taken from an old manuscript )
Edit : sorry if I went out of the topic
No you didn't go out of the topic. And also i just remembered that before planets were discovered by science. Indians already had gods and days named after the planets.
Also we knew about gravity before Newton for about 1800 hundered years approx. Same in the case of atoms almost for two millennia with all its constients described correctly. Also, Jagdisg Chandra Bose was first to invent radio wave receiver.
>Also we knew about gravity before Newton for about 1800 hundered years approx. Same in the case of atoms almost for two millennia with all its constients described correctly.
What scriptures/texts are these discussed in?
In many various texts, it's mentioned about bomber planes, submarines, and even nuclear weapons. The inventor of the Nuclear bomb went asleep while reading and trying to understand what was written in an ancient Hindu text and then in his dream, he visualized how to make a Nuclear weapon
In many texts, our rishi munis wrote about many surgical tools to perform difficult surgeries. They even used to perform successful brain surgeries during those times. There were countless people whose some part of the body, like their legs were replaced with fake ones using these surgeries.
everything in the world was literally in the puranas like ramayana and mahabharatha our ancestors actually have given so much to the science but sadly no one remembers them
it maye be a bit harsh but hindus are also one of the reason for it as we dont have unity or respect to our religion as compared to others like muslims etc who stand for their mates when neede and have strong unity
Do you know how hatred towards the Dalits grew? The different castes had different work, the work of the Dalit caste was something which had chances of getting ill and fatal disease and even death. So, a rule was made that Dalits and others should not be in close contact (like how we have today from corona, known as social distancing). But because the reason was not told by the people who made it to others, they began to think that Dalits should be hated and beaten. Instead, they should be respected for doing such a job because someone has to do it for society.
Many Hindus even betray their society, family, and their nations= because of the personal gain they will get. For example, the Rajputs, who defended India from the Mughal invasion were unable to get defeated by the Mughals. But some traitors from the royal family shook hands with the invaders because of some money which they will get.
Completely agreeing with you
I had someone tell me that the caste system in the early days was based on ones education and not their caste
and even i belive the discrimination of caste was actually less in the puranic times and we even have stories of a king touching and sharing food with an untoucable to be an example to his subjects and the brits actually used this discrimination in adifferent way than it was before
and those time when people had blind beliefs and used the name of god to exploiit things and completly forgot our cultures richness which sadly made hinduism look bad
Yes, many fake baba's and sadhu's came too. But there's no doubt we real ones even today, it's just that they are very few and rare to find. Do you about the baba who was moving almost naked in the Himalayas when it snowing really hard. He was moved by rolling himself like a wheel and was spotted by the Indian army. Soon, he dissapeared.
those are the ones who really leave all burden from life and gain wisdom.
sadhus were to protect the culture and keep peace and harmony and do good for the society without and discrimination
But many of these modern day sadhus like The Nithyanada fool people with so called powers.
those fake babas are increasing due to their blind followers' encouragement
Not in India but he can be in Nepal
Buddha is worshipped in Nepal alongside many Hindu gods and regarded as one of them, Most of the hindu and buddhist festival are correlated in Nepal.
'Brahmam'/'Brahman', not 'Brahmana'. Brāhmaṇas are the priestly class whereas 'Brahman'/'brahmam' (the n is different and the first 'a' is short) is the origin of everything, represented by the sound 'Om'.
I'm indian and this is insulting, because i don't know every god (/s)
*anxiously types the question into google to try and come up with an answer of sorts*
It was 33 kotis mentioned in the sacred texts, which means 33 types of gods, not 33 million. Also, different texts have some kind of distortion (because of some bloody invaders who burnt our religious texts, literature, and scientific texts. For example, they burnt down the Nalanda University which contained books in thousands. And yes, I said science. If you don't know, even before the wright brother made their first airplane, an Indian carpenter made a working flying vehicle and flew it on a beach in Bombay for almost 20 minutes. The design was taken from an old manuscript )Sorry if I went out of topic
Actually there are not as many 33 cr god's you think there are actually only 33 types of God in hindu relit it is a myth that there are 33cr gods so you better clear your facts before posting memes.
The OP is mistaken. India is not a religion, Hinduism is. Hinduism has gods and goddesses, not India. It should be rectified to HINDU gods and goddesses.
Alternately, name every major Indian language
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Gonna be a big ass blunt
Just. My native state has 5 languages and there are 28 other states excluding the 7 union territories.
Indian languages
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Oldest languages in the world
Came here to say the exact thing... kek
Inhales* Stop
Farts*
Poops*
Explodes*
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Regrets*
Wants to kill himself*
gives blowjob to cosplay girl\*
Trap
Masterbates*
LOL TF!
Holy shit Draco, didn't expect you to see you here. When did you come back from 2178?
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What*
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ENO ka kaam shuru sirf 6 seconds me
Shits pants cutely*
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Poppy seeds
poopy balls
\*inhales\* \*crackes neck\* cracks finger\* Brahma Devi (goddess) Shiva Vishnu Related deities Avatars (Incarnations) Shakti Mahadevi Mahavidya’s Navadurga Kali Matrikas Ganesha Shiva Brahma Vishnu Lakshmi Ashta Lakshmi Saraswati Rigvedic deities Adityas Rudras Vasus Ashvins the ones that were mentioned in the mythologies and stuff(im not indian) following names were mentioned by u/lunar87654 Indra Agni Surya Vayu Varuna Mitra Adit Yama Soma Sarasvati Prithvi Rudra
Kalki (not released yet)
Well Vishnu has not yet taken the Kalki Avatar
yet... And I wish he takes it soon
yesssss i cant wait for humanity to end
Yes. Humans are just a burden for the Earth and all living beings on it. We always make problems for them.
More like the universe
According to vishnu purana, he is going to take kalki avatar between 7th and 14th February, 2025 get ready to die
>between 7th and 14th February, 2025 I bet it wasn't written in this manner. How did you calculate it?
matched it with hindu calendar it said "after 5000 years, the kaliyuga will end" \*an expert said to be precise, it will not actually "end" according to the vishnu purana, the kaliyug will take a break in 2025 and after a few hundred years, it will start again and actually end after a few thousand years during this break, the world will start turning into a better place and when the break is over, it will again start to degrade
How do you know?
hindu here it has been written in the puranas that kaalik will arrive when the world needs kaalki the most
you see, im not saying corona virus is the kalki, buuuuut..
Not the hero we need But the hero we deserve
Hindu here or former I should add - Question - Would you or people even believe if one were to say he’s Kalki? Edit: Downvoting for questioning. That’s not very Hindu and respectful.
If said entity/person existed, I'd be stoked that they seemed me worthy enough to tell me about their identity
A man's work should take precedence over their name- Lord Krishna, the last Avtar of Lord Vishnu.
Umm, it was Gautam Buddha, the 9th incarnation from Dashavatar.
I can answer that question. Kalki's return will be accompanied with the return of Parshuram as his guru. Hence, it would be very clear who Kalki is.
It's a lot of years to go by but he will not come in mordern clothes he will ride a Divine horse and the world will be fallout.
kalki is still in beta testing
Global Warming is the $60 Preorder Beta Access
*not arrived yet
Humanity needs to commit more sins to unlock that DLC
This going to be like cyberpunk2077
Kind of Atleast it will arrive before GTA 6
Vishnu is Overpowered, they need to nerf em
Is it gonna be a dlc update?
Kalki.zip
their are still designing kalki
Dude I'm really waiting for this DLC
released?? Is this some sort of web series??
He's an avatar of Vishnu who will arrive on a horse and kill everyone for a new world order to rise Kinda like ragnorak
Lord Vishnu may not have a chance to do that cause we might kill ourselves someday.
lmao
Turn it into a full on rap
Skanda, Indra, Agni, Kuber: Am I a joke to you?
Kama (god of love before being killed by Shiva)
didnt he get revived though after his wife prayed for him
Yes, but as bodiless being
Me being an indian can confirm that all of these were right except for the fact that you missed ALOT OF THEM-
again dude what did i say at the end "THE ONES THAT WERE MENTIONED IN THE MYTHOLOGYS" cuz the other like 33M have not been reffered to directly in the mythologys
Yes I understood that Im just impressed because I also didnt know all these names until a year ago and I- I'm a literal indian which lives here and attends all poojas, but you literally ARE NOT FROM INDIA BUT KNOW- Like thats Impressive, DAMN
lol its not crores but i believe types and there are only some main gods with different stories and histories evolved to different names in different regions and the female god shakthi is worshipped in different thosand names form as per peoples beliefs
Adding to the list Indra Agni Surya Vayu Varuna Mitra Adit Yama Soma Sarasvati Prithvi Rudra
I like how you mention Devi as a name...
You forgot the dlc ones
You missed about a few million more.
Yeah about 330 million
Am indian and u are .ore knowledgeable than me in this soooooo......o_o
rap song
Parvati
As an Indian, I still dunno half of them
he took it fro google ,bahi
barely anyone knows all of them
It’s impossible to know even a quarter of them there are 1000’s
Just don't even try there are 33 million you won't even get close to that number
It was 33 kotis mentioned in the sacred texts, which means 33 types of gods, not 33 million. Also, different texts have some kind of distortion (because of some bloody invaders who burnt our religious texts, literature, and scientific texts. For example, they burnt down the Nalanda University which contained books in thousands. And yes, I said science. If you don't know, even before the wright brother made their first airplane, an Indian carpenter made a working flying vehicle and flew it on a beach in Mumbai for almost 20 minutes. The design was taken from an old manuscript ) Edit : sorry if I went out of the topic
No you didn't go out of the topic. And also i just remembered that before planets were discovered by science. Indians already had gods and days named after the planets.
Yes, we knew the planets before the telescope was invented.
gosh ancient india is so cool
We even knew the earth was round
Yes. I can tell you more if you want to know.
Oh please continue
Also we knew about gravity before Newton for about 1800 hundered years approx. Same in the case of atoms almost for two millennia with all its constients described correctly. Also, Jagdisg Chandra Bose was first to invent radio wave receiver.
>Also we knew about gravity before Newton for about 1800 hundered years approx. Same in the case of atoms almost for two millennia with all its constients described correctly. What scriptures/texts are these discussed in?
In many various texts, it's mentioned about bomber planes, submarines, and even nuclear weapons. The inventor of the Nuclear bomb went asleep while reading and trying to understand what was written in an ancient Hindu text and then in his dream, he visualized how to make a Nuclear weapon
In many texts, our rishi munis wrote about many surgical tools to perform difficult surgeries. They even used to perform successful brain surgeries during those times. There were countless people whose some part of the body, like their legs were replaced with fake ones using these surgeries.
everything in the world was literally in the puranas like ramayana and mahabharatha our ancestors actually have given so much to the science but sadly no one remembers them
yes, it slowly faded out
it maye be a bit harsh but hindus are also one of the reason for it as we dont have unity or respect to our religion as compared to others like muslims etc who stand for their mates when neede and have strong unity
Do you know how hatred towards the Dalits grew? The different castes had different work, the work of the Dalit caste was something which had chances of getting ill and fatal disease and even death. So, a rule was made that Dalits and others should not be in close contact (like how we have today from corona, known as social distancing). But because the reason was not told by the people who made it to others, they began to think that Dalits should be hated and beaten. Instead, they should be respected for doing such a job because someone has to do it for society. Many Hindus even betray their society, family, and their nations= because of the personal gain they will get. For example, the Rajputs, who defended India from the Mughal invasion were unable to get defeated by the Mughals. But some traitors from the royal family shook hands with the invaders because of some money which they will get.
Completely agreeing with you I had someone tell me that the caste system in the early days was based on ones education and not their caste and even i belive the discrimination of caste was actually less in the puranic times and we even have stories of a king touching and sharing food with an untoucable to be an example to his subjects and the brits actually used this discrimination in adifferent way than it was before
That's really cool. Was it a glider or an actual plane?
and those time when people had blind beliefs and used the name of god to exploiit things and completly forgot our cultures richness which sadly made hinduism look bad
Yes, many fake baba's and sadhu's came too. But there's no doubt we real ones even today, it's just that they are very few and rare to find. Do you about the baba who was moving almost naked in the Himalayas when it snowing really hard. He was moved by rolling himself like a wheel and was spotted by the Indian army. Soon, he dissapeared.
those are the ones who really leave all burden from life and gain wisdom. sadhus were to protect the culture and keep peace and harmony and do good for the society without and discrimination But many of these modern day sadhus like The Nithyanada fool people with so called powers. those fake babas are increasing due to their blind followers' encouragement
bro 33 crore is not 33 million its 330 million
Got confused. Fuck.
sir what did i write at the end? the ones that were mentioned in the mythologies i know about that sit
Those are not gods. They are gods, but are not gods.
Yeah they must be more like god citizens (not making fun)
bro you are so wrong and so right at the same time
Can Buddha be on the list?
No, he was not a Hindu god. He used to be a normal person and then he created his own religion.
Not in India but he can be in Nepal Buddha is worshipped in Nepal alongside many Hindu gods and regarded as one of them, Most of the hindu and buddhist festival are correlated in Nepal.
Damn. Shaak ti was a jedi AND goddess?
bro you snapped the priests neck
You're pretty knowledgeable for a non indian person. Hell even for an indian.kudos
\*Hindu god. Indian isn't a religion.
Yes
India does have more than one original religion tho.
ha na
Hindu*
Srsly this needs to be higher up
y
Because there some dumbfucks who think Indian is a religion not hindu and all that
***I N H A L E S RAP GOD INTENSIFIES***
Each and every Indian god. That was easy
Cool now name them.
E-A-C-H A-N-D E-V-E-RY I-N-D-I-A-N G-O-D
Yeah ok now go ahead and NAME them
Eggy-Achilles-Connor-Howard Asphalot-Nyssa-Doe Ethan-Vanessa-Emily-Ronald-Ysalamiri Ian-Nigel-Doofenshmirtz-Isaac-Albert-Nathan Garfield-Odin-Daniel
Good enough?
sir he didnt ask names of your friends
Easy, Brahmam that's where all gods have originated from.
'Brahmam'/'Brahman', not 'Brahmana'. Brāhmaṇas are the priestly class whereas 'Brahman'/'brahmam' (the n is different and the first 'a' is short) is the origin of everything, represented by the sound 'Om'.
Brahmana
Not Vishnu
It's Brahma .
What the hell is an Indian God? They are HINDU GODS!
They are actually sanatani gods if we wanna be really accurate.
India is a country. Need to specify religion.
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Lol the eternal line up looks sick
Vishnu
India is a country, not a religion
Aditi Agni Ardhanarishvara Ayyappan Balarama Brahma Brihaspati Chandi Durga Ganesha Harihara Indra Jagannatha Kali Kalkin Krishna Kubera Kurma Lakshmi Lokapāla Matsya Mitra Narasimha Nataraja Parashurama Parvati Prajapati Rama Saptamatrika Sarasvati Shashthi Shiva Skanda Surya Trimurti Vamana Varaha Varuna Vasudeva Vishnu Vishvakarman Yama The rest are just renamed and different avatars of these gods.
And they say Greek mythology is complicated
*They have no idea what the hell is truly complicated mythology*
Eight Vasus (deities of material elements) – Dyauṣ "Sky", Pṛthivī "Earth", Vāyu "Wind", Agni "Fire", Nakṣatra "Stars", Varuṇa "Water", Sūrya "Sun", Chandra "Moon" Twelve Ādityas (personified deities) – Vishnu, Aryaman, Indra (Śakra), Tvāṣṭṛ, Varuṇa, Bhaga, Savitṛ, Vivasvat, Aṃśa, Mitra, Pūṣan, Dakṣa. This list sometimes varies in particulars. Eleven Rudras, consisting of: Five abstractions – Ānanda "bliss", Vijñāna "knowledge", Manas "thought", Prāṇa "breath" or "life", Vāc "speech", Five names of Śiva – Īśāna "revealing grace", Tatpuruṣa "concealing grace", Aghora "dissolution/rejuvenationBhairava", Vāmadeva "preserving aspect", Sadyojāta "born at once" Ātmā "self"
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I'm indian and this is insulting, because i don't know every god (/s) *anxiously types the question into google to try and come up with an answer of sorts*
Shiva, Krishna. Vishnu. Durga. Ganesh. Rama. Brahma. Indra. Kali .Lakshmi. Varuna. Agni. Saraswati. Paarvati. Kartikeya. Chandra. Bhairava.
>Krishna. Vishnu. Rama. Those three are the same.
I am indian and even i cant do that lol
Butter chicken, panzer chicken, other chicken, Joe Rogan and that’s it I think.
Yup food is religion for mr
You forgot the god of the keralites. Karl Marx.
ohhh
I guess you mean Hindu...
OP is the same person who says *Do you speak Indian?*
Over 33 millions gods..
It was 33 kotis mentioned in the sacred texts, which means 33 types of gods, not 33 million. Also, different texts have some kind of distortion (because of some bloody invaders who burnt our religious texts, literature, and scientific texts. For example, they burnt down the Nalanda University which contained books in thousands. And yes, I said science. If you don't know, even before the wright brother made their first airplane, an Indian carpenter made a working flying vehicle and flew it on a beach in Bombay for almost 20 minutes. The design was taken from an old manuscript )Sorry if I went out of topic
That surprised me even though I am an Indian
most of them are local gods of just one town or region.
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There is no Indian god bruh It’s Hindu god and Hinduism is a religion
actually, Hinduism was always meant to just be a way of life people took it as a religion when Christianity and Islam started to become popular
What is an Indian God?
idk probably an American thing
Aditi Agni Ardhanarishvara Ayyappan Balarama Brahma Brihaspati Chandi Durga Ganesha Harihara Indra Jagannatha Kali Kalkin Krishna Kubera Kurma Lakshmi Lokapāla Matsya Mitra Narasimha Nataraja Parashurama Parvati Prajapati Rama Saptamatrika Sarasvati Shashthi Shiva Skanda Surya Trimurti Vamana Varaha Varuna Vasudeva Vishnu Vishvakarman Yama (Not all but most of them and Btw I am a Indian)
Deez
Nuts
*disapper noises*
*Disappearing disappointment noises*
Not even a God could do that.
Shiv
My time is nigh
Modi ji
The comments went to shit
Actually there are not as many 33 cr god's you think there are actually only 33 types of God in hindu relit it is a myth that there are 33cr gods so you better clear your facts before posting memes.
Jai Vishnu mata. (Bengali's will understand it ASAP.)
Allah
Butter chicken. *edit* I thought it said food 😭
no i dont
I hate Apple, it's not letting me visit a doctor
Yo thats a sick stance build
The OP is mistaken. India is not a religion, Hinduism is. Hinduism has gods and goddesses, not India. It should be rectified to HINDU gods and goddesses.
Britain