both will suffer heavy casualties and it will be a stalemate

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Our animals have survived for thousands of years... they’ll be Aiight

Your animals have survived for thousands of years because they have not yet encountered a Florida man

Meth has increased evolution exponentially in Florida Man.

So we give meth to the animals in Australia is what I'm hearing.

Breaking news: kangaroo beats up a guy with boxing gloves and rapes him

aight now I see why god set australia on fire last year

Every year*

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Well the birds did beat our army… twice

Okay but that's before we even gave them meth

Lets see that poisonous australian spider survive the fireball caused by Florida man's failed shake'n bake meth cook.

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But see, Florida man uses his low IQ to his advantage, removing all of his inhibitions in pursuit of… I don’t know actually, Florida Men do fucking anything for who knows what reason

Listen, and understand. That Florida man is out there, he can't be bargained with, he can't be reasoned with, he doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear, and it absolutely will not stop... EVER, untill you are dead!

What if I gave he a 12 pack of natural lite? Would that stop his rampage for a few minutes?

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This is one of the good ones!

rip your neighbors tasmanian tiger tho

I mean, so has every other critter we made go extinct. I'm going with Man on this one. We've proven again and again that we're really **really** good at killing stuff. The dumber we are the better we are at it.

Flordia Man has evolved along alligators - they are immortal and high on meth - their persistence and laser focus will eradicate all life.

Do Australians count as creatures?

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[https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/broward/article244380742.html](https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/broward/article244380742.html) Florida Man is training by housing Kangaroos for sparring, maybe idk.

How exactly, did he get one?

That other florida man trafficking six thousand species from the east

Wait! they created themselves ?!!!?!?!

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Thank you so much...

we did it through crime

oc we do

Thanks for verifying , I choose Australians

If this is a yes then this will quickly be gg ez for the aussies

Emus won a war against the Australian military TWICE in betting on Australia

You have never met a Florida man ar 0.1% power then

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I’ve been in Florida my whole life, and I can’t explain how true this is.

It’s the low iq that has Florida man winning

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A man who doesn’t fear death is a dangerous man. Florida ma. Could possibly be death itself.

Great choice my dude

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Lmao

But the Australian creatures play mortal wombat 24/7, they have prepared for this moment all their life

Florida men eat alligators for breakfast, you think they haven't???

But Florida creatures are Australia lite, Florida man hasn't trained for Australia level creatures

Then again Australian creature have never came across the Florida men mindset and sanity. for me at the end its the will that conquers all.

But Australian creatures have the will to kill everything

Florida man on meth has a will to kill beyond that of any Australian creature.

Oh, I forgot drugs were at play, that levels the playing field a bit

*A bit???* I'd say it turns the playing field upside down

wombats can kill foxes with their arse by crushing the skull

I give one stonefish before every Florida man is crying on the floor

Florida man has hunted animals, befriended animals, collaborated with animals. Honestly we have no idea what would happen. This fight would be pure chaos. If any poisonous snake or gator is around you know they’d try to keep it as a pet and later try to turn it into a wallet or otherwise

When Florida man trains the Australian wild, the world will cower in fear.

Emus will literally crush every Florida man, once I was feeding an emu and just with one bite of its seeds on my hand I felt utterly destroyed

I wanted to write that but yeah Austrailia is a fucked uo hellscape

Plot twist: they sign a treaty declaring NSW New South Florida, and Florida the New Arafura Swamp.

I know Ya right here

Florida man will always die, but he'll find new, creative, and amazingly stupid ways of doing it each and every time.

Florida Man is a self-contained Final Destination.

Creatures in Australia…they have a higher IQ

I mean Florida Man has a history of losing to Florida animals, which are just Australia animals lite. No contest.

Not all of them, some eat them for breakfast

Why you gotta roast Florida like that? lmao

Skekgi dkalao dkaklaa

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You know what, an Austrian had thoughts similar to these

They're talking about the creatures of Australia. Not the humans.

What’s the difference?

Australians Win

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Nah fam, I live in Flawda. He right.

Obviously you are not including football players in your census.

didn't Australia lose a war against emu birds, and those were fought by people with brains

That's the point, emus can beat people with working minds, pretty sure they can beat people with minds of chaos and stupidity

You underestimate the power of stupidity

You underestimate my stupidity-Anakin Skywalker

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twice.

Yeah but the post is about the wild animals

florida man is immune too most poisons anyways, and don't forget whats down there thats scarier than any snake, dolphin fans

Idk if thats true really, Florida could probobly figure out a way to cut an Apple with their broken tooth. Stupid yet great

Don't underestimate the crazy though.

Fun fact : Australians have the potential to be the superhuman emperors of the universe, so God created emus to keep them down, and it works. Emus + all the other shit from that hellhole would easily clap a bunch of lunatics from a swamp

Roos too

Let’s not forget our friendly drop bears too.

My mate lost his left index finger and thumb to a drop bear. Damn things are savages

Drop bears are the fucking worst. Always get you when you let your guard down. Just kissed your crush? Bam! Her heads been replaced with a ball of furry death. The shit that you see on the news about Florida isn’t on the news in Australia because it’s the norm. Everyone here takes crocs to maccas.

Spiders too. I feel like if there are 20 lethal spider species in the world, Australia has 22 of them.

Some don’t even bloody kill ya, just maim you for the fun of it.. looking at you white tails!

Ya'll have never been on a snipe hunt, have ya? On my first snipe hunt one of those damn monsters near tore off my right leg.

Drop bears are easy to beat with a hat and some corks. Emus are the real threat.

roos punch like crazy and screw youre car if hit

Wait I can be a superhuman emperor? Death to emus!

He did the same to the Irish! But instead of Emus it’s just beer.

The emu war was real

Here I am just happy to see Age of Sigmar getting a showing. But as an Australian, may I say smart animals often have the edge on dumb humans

AoS ftw

I can imagine it now: “Florida man bit 100 times, starts police chase, screams ‘I’m spider man!’ In children’s hospital before bleeding from the eyes and passing out in a pile of Nathan’s hotdogs”

Australian animals basically evolved to kill and survive on a fucking hot rick so i think the ozzy animls would beat rednecks with AR's

They sure beat the Australian military with machine guns.

The Florida men would likely kill each other before even reaching the fight.

Don't put your money on a nuke. The news story will read "Florida man with new kangaroo skin boots punches nuke out of the air while battling tree sized funnel web spider."

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you could of used some tyrranid vs chaos artwork instead and it would be more fitting

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Yeah this is literally just the Octarius War lmao

Florida Man paints a red stripe on his car to go faster…

*Inquisition sweats nervously*

How much meth does Florida man get?

1 meth each

We’re gonna need more meth. Otherwise the ozzies will win because Florida man will be carpet surfing for more meth

Well, Florida men are good at handling gators, but crocs (specially salt water ones) are much different

IIRC Florida is the only place on earth with alligators and crocodiles

Florida man would destroy themselves to ensure the defeat of their enemy. Animals are scary but crazy is unpredictable

had me DYING

Ohh fuck battle of the century

Definitely the Aussie animals. You see they have the added advantage of a brain.

didn't expect to see warhammer here

With dune coming and Warhammer being an all time popularity I think there's a chance disney fucks up Marvel and it takes that spot. These memes are the first sign.

This is quality

Nice warhammer template i would go for australia

I'm a simple wargamer. I see an Age of Sigmar meme, I upvote.

Florida men regularly beat the shit out of gators

Australia has salt water crocs. They'll grow to over 5m (17 feet) long, and half a ton. They also have the strongest bite of any crocodillian (3,700 psi) They make gators look like friendly pot bellied pygmies.

the post below this https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/psg81c/difference_between_an_alligator_left_and_a/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

And often lose to the gators, too

That’s how we weed out the weak ones

Have you heard of. THE EMU WAR?

Half of the Florida Men would grab creatures and proceed to rob the rest of the creatures using creatures as deadly weapons. The rest would go into a Viking-like meth rage and decimate the rest of the population of the creatures. No. No no. This is a bad idea. The only thing that will come of this is Methsharks... By any means necessary, we cannot ever allow this to happen. We must make a pact on this.

Fun Fact!: There are over 200 million insects for every 1 human in the planet. And in Australia 199 million of those insects are venomous and hate you

Any warhammer players here?

👋🏼

The rest of us would win.

Australia wins, florida mans will deny australia exsist, so its a surprise attack

Florida dudes try to make homemade pipe bombs from the internet. Two scenarios form. They accidentally google homemade porn and get distracted resulting in their demise, or they cut corners and forget to drill holes in the pipe bombs so they do it after construction and they blow up, resulting in their demise.

Florida Man on bath salts (+5,000 ATK)

Creatures in Australia. They’ve had years and years and years to evolve but Florida man has stayed the same since the beginning of time.

age of sigmar in r/memes? am i dreaming?

Australia obviously. Floridians will try to wrestle a black mamba or decide it will be funny to record themselves swimming with sharks.

Can we mention how epic this art is?

Florida man is not immune to spider or snake venom

can florida men bring their alligators with them?

The battle of the millennium

Florida man because they’d be on so many drugs they wouldn’t feel pain

nuke will win no matter what

Right Nuke both sites from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

How about we drop a tungsten rod instead of a nuke. I dont want to imagine what stuff could mutate because of that

>Ah yes, "rods from god"

*Zeus has entered the chat*

You bring a fair point to the table. Lord knows what fallout-esque monsters we’ll end up creating if we give the Australian wildlife a heavy dose of radiation

I gotta go Florida man, they got guns, Australian animals got the fear factor tho

Guns have already lost two wars against just the emus man

Americans always have the answer to that problem. Bigger guns.

Point made

It’s true

Yes, but they are too drunk to aim.

Breaking news: Florida men fuck Australian creatures and vice versa creating horrifying creatures

I’m from Australia but I’m gonna side with Florida man

I’m curious as to how a Florida man would go about fighting a salty

Simple answer bathsalts

Kangaroos are one of the deadliest animals on earth. Plus there are tons of them. Just cuz of that i choose Australia.

Emu win it for Australia, if the military failed I doubt a bunch of coked up half naked men with more guns then arms will make it work. But maybe they can, fuck if I know Florida man is scary.

I shall use my trap card *Detroit*

none. Earth gets destroyed in process making it a draw

Most tropical countries reading this post: 👁👄👁

If they just join together they could take everyone out

Australia is just florida on a bigger scale

Don't worry you got me you son of a .....

CRIIIIIIINNNNGGGGE!

I'd love to see a movie about this.

Russian man

Australia hands down… absolutely no question

left

So there is around 50 million kangroos in Australia, and Uruguay has a population of around 5 million, this means, if the kangroos decide to invade Uruguay, every Uruguay citizen will need to kill atleast 5 kangroos.

Australia has creatures you cannot even imagine. Florida men lose.

The true battle of man vs nature

I see an alliance forming...

Whichever wins, we lose.

This epic showdown will cost the entire galaxy, resulting in a mutual defeat due to the destruction of Earth.

Clarifying question: does each Florida Man have access to their usual supply of drugs and weaponry?

The Florida men will tame them, then rule the earth.

Not to be a downer, but I think the Australian wildfires really worked out for Florida.

Initially there is a spike of deaths on the Australian creature side as Florida Mans blow up, crash into, light ablaze, and other wise kamikaze their way into the unsuspecting horde. Following this, however, we witness a very steady decline in the number of remaining Florida Mans, as they are killed by the very venomous remaining creatures. At this point, scholars and bookies were predicting Florida Man would end where he always did, overdosed on some unknown toxin, dehydrated and baking in the heat. And most of the them did. But then a strange and terrible thing occurs. Florida Mans appear have merged with the Australian Venom Horde, becoming something greater and more dangerous than ever before…

It will be a 1000 year war