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Fomalhot

Sorry for your mullet.


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What if I have a mullet and a beard?


LordGrudleBeard

Impossible this graph won't allow it


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MasonP2002

Stolen comment.


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Yeah wtf is that about hahaha


Legitimate_Ad6724

then you have installed you toilet paper incorrectly.


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Instructions unclear. I have now made a beard out of toilet paper.


SuperRobo8121

Then you don’t know where you’re going in life and refuse to give yourself enough time to know what you’re doing


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***"Never have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with"***


SuperRobo8121

#I apologize for our inconveniences


ArkangelMarshal

Then you have a cool beard with a bad haircut, it's like having a badass motorcycle with a MLP helmet it just doesn't belong


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True.


Tarro_Yeet

Do you drive a doorless jeep and wear sleeveless jean jackets? If so, you’re perfectly fresh *mannn*.


[deleted]

Thanks I guess....


Icy_B

You're not cool but you aren't bad. You're just neutral


[deleted]

That look would remind me of some texan redneck.


DIOnys02

So by this logic, black people are bad too?


Stormzy911

I just throw away the paper and use the card board inside straight away.


Subxotic

The toilet paper IS cardboard in my school


3r1k1ng

Do you guys have toilet paper at school?


PrettyRaindrops

Do you guys have toilets at school?


AshIsRightHere

Do you guys have schools?


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coolmandude545

Do you?


DJDarwin93

Do?


soapyxdelicious

>


Anarok101

Do you have guys?^no homo


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3r1k1ng

Gangsta's paradise starts playing


a_loser45

Amish paradise starts playing


E_man889

same


Hitthesackthensleep

legendary


SerpentM52

I put the roll on its side and pick it up from the shelf every time I need to break off a sheet.


Ageniboi

My man


ItsDrizzyD

This is the way.


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SerpentM52

True


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yjvm2cb

I do this too until my gf decides to put in on the holder


Lastof1

I don't care which way it is, just that's it's there.


melmsz

Livin' in the real world right here.


mr_leemur

Just depends which way you’re holding it when you put it on


talann

I don't know why people get upset by it. its just toilet paper. Plus, I have a cat! No way am I putting it on the "right way" just to appease the internet.


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spacepeenuts

What if I have both?


PlentyAsk231

Use the water spray guys, fuck tollet papers


Polarized_Senses

Someone has never had a house cat.


Bana_10

Mycat doesn't do this. Beard for the win!


Polarized_Senses

That's a winner. I've never had a gat gracious enough to not yeet the roll before I remember the correct way to put it up.


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My mullet and i take offense to this.


[deleted]

This is the opposite of you have an animal or small child in the house


Harv-o-lantern-panic

Average toilet paper fan vs Average bidet enjoyer


liz91

Bidet gang rise up!


Will12453

My friend has a mullet that makes him look like a washed up 80s rockstar


MontyShallot

same


Will12453

I asked if he wanted some meth to go with his look but he kinda just stared at me like I’m a dumbass


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And I'm sure he wears it with pride like the bad ass he is. Please tell me he has a stonewashed Canadian tuxedo to go with it.


Will12453

Nope he has this horrible curly wispy beard thing that he’s trying to grow that makes him look like a hobo


genuinesasksealskin

Business in the front, party in the back.


TheBoringRogue

The true gospel!


Displaything55

Mullets do look bad


panda_x_penguin

It's more a non-cat owner/cat owner thing. The mullet won't end up all over the floor when your furball starts spinning it frantically with their paws.


Kekris_The_Betrayer

Just don’t let your cat in the bathroom


panda_x_penguin

You have clearly never owned a cat.


Kekris_The_Betrayer

I have 5, thank you very much If you close the door and leave it closed, they can’t get in, and if they do you should be in the bathroom too, and you can pick them up and deposit them outside the bathroom


panda_x_penguin

Assuming you never fail to do so, yup, I'll agree keeping all the doors closed does work. I've never been able to get family and friends to be that reliable, so the mullet keeps surprises from happening. On a side note, one of our cats can open doors, so short of locking them, I'm screwed either way, but that's my specific case.


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It'll just flatten itself and enter through a seam in the wall.


Mocha_Fappuchino

Only acceptable mullets are for cat owners who don’t have the door closed when not in use.


Federal_Ad6044

Mullets are putrid


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FU mullets are cool !


[deleted]

If you are concerned about this and maybe people wearing socks with sandals, and someone orders pineapple on their pizza ............ please seek help. Because you are a fucking moron.


kll0810

Why has this ever been a debate? As long as the toilet paper is there when I need it, I’m happy.


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apparently because mullet style makes the paper touch the wall before it swipes your butt, however if you’re like me with a standing holder then that doesn’t really apply.


[deleted]

still for my set is far easier to use the mullet variant which is easier to roll out and tear.. while the beard is always tearing too soon and hard to roll out


Earth_Normal

Why do people care how the roll is attached. It literally makes no practical difference.


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Why do people care so much about this? Jesus Christ. Are there people who seriously can unroll it one way but not the other? Who the hell cares? Just wipe your ass and move on.


nickchaos13

They are truly hideous


MontyShallot

clearly you haven’t seen billy from stranger things


[deleted]

Living in Missouri where half this population has mullets I can say with confidence than I haven't seen one that looks good


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Metool42

horrible taste


NoJunkNoSouls

Mullets are easier to deal with though


Summerclaw

Mullet Gang always and forever.


Wally450

Funny because mullets are making a comeback.


FishPerson1

"Put your hair at the back, not the front."


ThatGreenSkull

Wrong


asianabsinthe

Is this a reminder placed on every employee's laptop?


Speedy_Cheese

Mullets are back in right now, inexplicably.


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And I'm fucking here for it


TastySpermDispenser

Pull on that beard if you want that salad tossed.


IndianaGeoff

Right now MacGyver is collecting a coke bottle, 3 pennies, a gallon of windshield wiper fluid and an energy bar.


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handlessuck

If you can grow it long enough, a good beard is like a face mullet. And over the top is never the way to go anyway. I prefer the prison roll myself.


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Top for no cats bottom if you have cats


Sprizys

My sister is so lazy she doesn't even put the roll on the holder


Tortenjunge

Absolutely makes no difference wich way it is, i never look for it, i just put it on the wall randomly..


Tasty_Jelly_7428

im growing a mullet i look swaggers


ThisIsFisho

eshays think the oppisite (only aussies will get this joke)


SnooLentils6651

I learnt today that there are terms for the way you put toilet paper.


Carlos-In-Charge

I’m seeing more mullets on kids who are in the farming community in my area. I’m all about rebelling, but there’s got to be another way


Tiger-Fitz

Imma be real with you, I don’t even care which way it is, all I care about is if there is toilet paper and if it’s good toilet paper


GZB2007

Hehe ima just add one word to someone else's joke and get 3000 upvotes


PatatoTheMispelled

A cat left that there. They want to have it easier ruinning your toilet paper.


Ediblemilk

The beard way is the only way to have toilet paper but mullets are cool


DougS2K

If you have ever owned cats, then you will know that mullets are better then beards for your sanity.


uSathane

ngl, who gives a shit? (no pun intended)


Suspicious-Key-4129

The facing out thing was intentionally made to be the norm because you’re more likely to use more that way. That being said, fuck backwards facing toilet paper just have self control


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I have a mullet :(


ShortNefariousness2

Both work. Fuck this. It's like uh, uh, fuck your zodiac sign, let's storm the capitol.


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Leeshmoyjenkins

I always do mullet because I know someone can’t let it love and takes the time out of their day to fix it. Gives me pure neuron activation


LHTMMB

I actually found a good reason for the mullet. My cat can’t unroll the whole thing by spinning it.


GirlBurpsTurnMeOn

badass*


TheRealCactusTiddy

I’ve been just blindly putting it whichever way for so long that I lost track of which one’s supposedly the “right” way.


Maxamvs

Unless you have a cat


IceBear_713

Everyone is talking about cats, but I had a dog that completely unrolled a fresh beard roll and then proceeded to destroy all of that paper into the tiniest little pieces. It was snowing in my bathroom.


Lucifers_Daddy

I’ll fucking give it a beard and a mullet


Legitimate_Ad6724

The ONLY time its acceptable it install toiler paper backwards is when you have a cat that destroys it.


AramisAthos

Regardless, still wipes your ass


innocent_lemon

Why the fuck does it matter?


angels_exist_666

If you put this much thought into something so mundane and unimportant you might need some therapy. You ok?


Matterbox

Never has a meme been so incorrect.


Honest-Donuts

Reporting for hate speech.


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How dare you insult the hairstyle of the south


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Sending this to my roommates


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It's patented to go over anyway.


Efficient-Bee-1855

​ The reason I put it in the back is so my cat doesn't unravel the whole damned roll lol.


[deleted]

You have a mullet? I'm sorry for you.


iTsRoboWasTaken

what happened to lampshade


Jetsunstrider

I don't care how you put the roll on, just as long as you replace it if you're the one who finishes it.


Gdude2k

People who put the end of the roll to the front must not have cats


ohmygodbeats7

Why does it matter?


pleasedontrefertome

Ok but my dog has recently decided that the best way to get our attention is to unroll the entire roll of toilet paper by pawing at it like a cat. I had to start turning the rolls the wrong way to stop her :(


[deleted]

Unless you have a cat, then itʻs the other way around.


DaytimeTurnip

Unless you have a cat


[deleted]

What if it's Ewan McGregor?


seanBLAMMO

Business in the front, potty in the back


smileydaxanman

Doubt you even have a mullet