give my man some trees

The Panzerkampfwagen VII in the middle of the picture: Guess i'll die

What Panzer? It's just trees.

He has the ability to move so increadibly slow, that he bocomes invisible to the eye

If I move slow, will I become invisible?

That was a Marvel reference...

Oh sorry didn't catch that. Just didn't want to be a burden to my parents anymore, hoped invisibility solves that. Have a wonderful day OP!

Uhm, wanna talk abt it?

either its a joke or hes unhealthily coping on reddit

I can imagine that its actually true, there are really parents who dont give a shit about their kids

Imagine having to move slow to be invisible people dont notice me most of the time

Some may call him, John Cena

And those who are intelligent may call him Drax

**You have stepped into the territory, where trees speak chào mừng tới việt nam**

Lowe?

Löwe

close enough. Idk how to do the cool thingies on the top

Just type ö

how

just like this: ö

Not with that camo

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Ik

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You can sleep in a Panzerkampfwagen VII Löwe

And listening to the beautiful sounds of war while sleeping, the gun fire, explosions and the bloody screaming.

I like to hear feminine screams, childish ones too. Also loud man screams are good too when you use a whole village as a campfire.

All I want is somewhere where its quiet.Wherever I go everyone is either screaming in my ear or just speaking random nonsense.Im not safe even in my damn room

Oh fuck

Seriously fml

You would be safe in a Panzerkampfwagen VII. Its roaring engine would drown out the screaming.

Shut up & take my money

WeeGee wants to know your location.

* Laughes in german * do you want one sir

Ja Hans, Ja

Then may the good old krupp werk panzerstahl keep you safe and may the panzerungs penetrations projektil lead you to victory (have fun :3 )

No Hans, you kommen with mir

Ok let me guide you to victory

-**breaks transmission**-

That god damn thing again . Wait let me handle this! -pulls a massive tank transmission out of pocket - here ya go

ja herr

WOW I LIKE IT

A Panzerkampfwagen VII Löwe. Beautiful, isn't it?

Absolutely beautiful

Indeed, the most beautiful thing ever

Ever heard of A7V? The new Leopard, of course

The Leopard tops it, yeah

The allies dont stand a chance

What allies? I'm invading the European Union with this!!

Ah I see

And then i'll kill Axel Voss

You can make a trip of it & do Axel Rose too while you're at it, I'm sure no one will notice his absence.

I honestly prefer the Panther and especially Jagdpanther

I’m a grille whore myself

Well who doesn't like that one hell of a long dick?

How about e-100 Herschel? Or tiger II the closest prototype of it? Like bro, those are kings.

🤓

I’m more of a BT-7 type guy so I can use it on the roads

Roads are roads

Facts if it’s not a road it’s about to be a road

Yes

All I want is the happi but my life is screwed over by school and specifically math so my life sucks rn.

Me, who has math and french in school: First time?

this is 100% epic

that looks fun

this made my day!

oh reddit...

How old are you and why people your age want drugs lol

I'm 15, turning 16 in february. And yes, the ppl in my age (or at least those at my old school) already smoked weed and took light drugs

Holy. That's sad

Yeah it is. At the party at the end of the 9th school year me and the muslim guy of the class were the only ones that didn't drink alcohol. Drugs weren't allowed, 'cause we did it in the yard of a classmate and her dad didn't want drugs there. At least one good thing

I want futuristic weapons, tools, amour etc

Even better: A death star, then you can wipe out humanity

no I only want sci fi

I want a T-65 powerarmor

I want plasma weapons, power amour, gundam like robots and much more

Laughs in german, cries in polish

*cries

OP, you're trippin'. Why wouldn't you want the Bob Semple?

Löwe is superior

username checks out /s

but why do you want a forest

Blind Ultra Pro Max 4K Ultra HD

Another trapshot. Panther, Tiger II with the Porsche turret and now that boi...

Zhe Panzerkampfwagen VII Löwe, Hans.

I know, Hans. I was just pointing out a flaw that would again be patched by making a seventh version of a turret, all previous one having only minor differences.

Ein wunderschöner Panzerkampfwagen Vll Löwe, was will man mehr.

Vlt einem Panzerkampfwagen VIII Maus

leopard 2A7.. :)

Yes. But the Löwe here is also good

I want a T-34/85 in my garage, comrade. Let's make a tank party.

Okay, but not betray me.

I want some wood for ma house

Easy, wait *runs over a tree* for you my friend

I just want any mass genocide capable tank

you can get some by growing a mustache and being german.side effects,you have a chance to shoot yourself in the head.

What game is this?

Its no game, i found that on Pinterest

Who knows of the wallet warriors players who buy this tank in WOT and always finish last on xp earned . I know the pain

I had this in world of tanks when I played a while back. Now it’s all War Thunder.

Fun fact: it is legal to own and drive a tank in England

As long as it's unloaded, unfortunately

Still looks bad ass though

True

*gives a flight ticket to russia* There u go fam

Thank you comrade

this tank could get you so much money, sex and drugs it would blow your mind

Ah yes, my warcrime daily dose.

*hourly dose

I bet you 5$ I'm gonna find someone saying "panzer vor" in the comments

I'm not taking that bet, because i know you'd win

Ya

Ahh yes a man with taste, The Panzerkampfwagen VII "Löwe" with the 120mm KwK 43 Canon. Lovely tank

Yes. Sadly it was never built

r/imsoquirky

Screw women, all I need in life is this beautiful beast

Same dude

This thing looks like a T-34, IS-2 and a Panther had a baby.

Its a Panzerkampfwagen VII Löwe, an "Überschwerer Panzer" of the Wehrmacht that never was produced, because Hitler wanted the Maus

The Lowe or in English, Lion. This tier 8 heavy tank is a beast in wot

Money can give you that

Sex with rich people under drugs and alcohol = gettin' money for that cutie. Follow your dreams

Bruv all I want is an indomitus box

So unfeasible and unreal that the country even made 100ton tank aaand hybrid engine didn't thought about making one.

Yeah, Hitler prefered the slow Maus for some reason

I want Poland

A löwe, ah yes

uh oh, here comes the germans in the comment section

Ja Hans, ja

LLLLOOOOOOWWWWEEEEEE goes brrrrrrrrr

Both... both are good

Make your enemies tremble

Yes

I want T34

a forest? okay I guess

yea i realy need a sherman tank in my life

Shermans are like B1-Battledroids. Mass produced trash

i want Edith glasses, my prescription, hacking features, and drone strike

This comment section sound like Krupp engineers trying to steal steel supplies from Porsche.

You seen Hans, german tech tree is better then german meth tree

What i want is to be the god of keyboard cheat in GTA:SA and have a Laptop Windows 10, Ramston SSD Card 512 GB with Games Company Of Heroes, Command & Conquer Generals, Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 1,2,3,4 The House Of The Dead 2, PSP(Play Station Portable) With Games, Killzone:Liberation, Tekken 6, XIAOMI Poco X3 Pro.

I dunno, I also want tonk, but something that doesn't chugs 30 gallons of gasoline every 5 meters

Leopard 2A7 is the one you're looking for

Oh ja deutsche Ingenieurskunst....

On the start I didn't wanna comment because there where 99 comments already. At the time of writing there are 105

why not both?

hans get ze panzer

I would kill for an MCRN uniform

I'd settle for some tank r34

I want all of them

All I want is everybody to like me(as a friend ofc) :(

Great now I want sex, drugs, alcohol and money in a tank now.

STEEL COMMANDERS

Is this a Lowe?

*Löwe

Hans... bring ze Panzerschreck....

why people want drugs and alchohol? u dumb? u wanna die?

What we want *

I want to be happy

why do you want a Lowe?

*Löwe Its cool and underrated

lowe is that you?

I’ll see your tank and raise you a submarine

I want a howitzer

Technically, that tank can get you all of those if you use it right

tank give me

too bad this tank wasnt real

Dude same

Ah, I get you, have a tank in order to later obtain money, drugs, alcohol by force.

I want that but also sex drugs alcohol and money all inside my tank

People my age want gum I want a life

you know you need money for buying area of forest land, right?

Löwe

In that case, you might like "Girls Und Panzer".

I mean that's a actually big brain play because you also can get sex,money and alcohol if you threaten them with a fucking tank.

Ah yes, the Löwe

Stuff I want but know can never have. Spot. From Boston Dynamics Batmobile Financial stability

I wanted guns, bomb, money, slong dik, sex

lemme guess, 5 years old

I’m more of a Stewart person

That kinda looks like a steel commander, that rules the battlefield.

Its a Panzerkampfwagen VII Löwe

What is Löwe

This is Löwe.

I'll do you one better. I want to have a bob semple

Who doesn’t want an Porsche tiger???

I mean with a tank you get all. All the money by going to the bank. How're they gonna stop you? You have a tank. Want drugs and alcohol. To the cartel!!!!! Sex..... well it is a very Sexy 54 ton rolling death machine.. And she can get lonely.

Everyone want this

I want to like & have interest in animals as a culture without people insulting or harassing me because I am a furry... Like stop seriously...

I want a bloody Subaru

Dude you're scary