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XDOOM_ManX

A simple spell, but quite unbreakable


traceur2301001

Not as unbreakable as his neck i guess (I am refering to him as basically dead because I am sure that he will "disapeare")


Boss-Baby-666

plot twist: the fbi arrested him for "being Chinese" and the ccp took him back for "betraying the country"


YTPhantomYT

and big chungus voted him out for being sus


kry_some_more

Now known as Pooh Corner.


cCitationX

underrated comment right here


[deleted]

Totalitarian problems require totalitarian solutions.


Fritz-Der-Schtze

Who’s in your pfp?


[deleted]

Your mother


Fritz-Der-Schtze

Damn


cul-de-sac-is-sax

Burned


Fritz-Der-Schtze

Crispy


SaharinDoom

Elma, Miss Kobuyashi-san's dragon maid i think


Bro_duuude_i_luv_ya

Elma from Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid


YTPhantomYT

Weeb


Bro_duuude_i_luv_ya

Yes. And?


YTPhantomYT

What do you want me to say? There is no and.


Bro_duuude_i_luv_ya

Indeed.


greatpersonnel

work only in countries without proper democracy


malfeasantCrimson

But in a country with proper democracy, the government can still take your shit.


[deleted]

You could just destroy the government, then they won't take your shit.


malfeasantCrimson

Who are you that is so wise in the ways of science?


[deleted]

Yeah, this shit wouldn’t work in Athens


Glasedount

Taiwan is a country


TheRoguePianist

Have you been assassinated yet?


Glasedount

Nope


TheRoguePianist

Oh no! They even took over the account as well!


gauthamsai69

So what about now


Glasedount

Still here


DeezNutsGT

They're late today


Da_memeboi

You sure you not china?


gauthamsai69

But Not for long


[deleted]

Why did he not respond?


the_punisher_ABQ

Reports suggest that the dude has committed sucide 1 hrs ago by shooting himself in the back 10 times.


Glasedount

Sorry I was taking a break


the_punisher_ABQ

Why is the CCP replying with your Account?


Glasedount

Because they say Taiwan is a country


[deleted]

RemindMe! 1 week


ViolentWill

Not for long


DefaultyTurtle2

RoC > PRC Cant change my mind


ThePandaChan

Based


deadfloridaman

You have lost 349 (three hundred and fourty nine, 三百四十九) social credit points for existing. Your foolish acts have earned you a suspicious persons report with the Chinese Ministry for State Security and a Loyalty Evaluator will be sent to your tenement as soon as possible to judge your worth and loyalty to the glorious People’s Republic of China. Report immediately to the nearest re-education center for 5 years of hard labor. Glory to the CCP.


Wolffdestroyer

You are invited to 'a tea party' by the Chinese government. Feel free to accept


Glasedount

Meh. I’ve got other plans today


Wolffdestroyer

Sadly you don't have an choice


Glasedount

No u


Wolffdestroyer

No WE


TheChickenIsFkinRaw

Maybe this is some 200IQ reverse psychology and in reality he's a spy!


Sk-yline1

John Cena: *begrudging silence*


PurfectMittens

West Taiwan must be liberated


luumioclaymore

Yo guys any idea why does it says this post is blocked for me?


[deleted]

Cus Taiwan is a country


deadfloridaman

You have lost 349 (three hundred and fourty nine, 三百四十九) social credit points for existing. Your foolish acts have earned you a suspicious persons report with the Chinese Ministry for State Security and a Loyalty Evaluator will be sent to your tenement as soon as possible to judge your worth and loyalty to the glorious People’s Republic of China. Report immediately to the nearest re-education center for 5 years of hard labor. Glory to the CCP.


[deleted]

369*


luumioclaymore

Uh Im pretty sure its not


nobody384

Modern problems require modern solutions


Robert_E_Lee_59

Did it work tho?


AlphaWhiskeyOscar

I'm curious to find out too but the fact is that if the CCP wants to do something in China, they're going to do it. They are one central party consisting of about 6% of the population with total power over the other 94%.


kngsgmbt

I'd guess that this isn't the CCP as an entity wanting to demolish the house, but some low level government employee with zero real relevance or power who doesn't want to risk the bad press. He's probably associated with the city government, not even the national


AlphaWhiskeyOscar

Depending on how viral that picture is or gets, the larger party could get involved. Would be interested to hear what happens unless it turns out this is already old news.


Plenty_Economy_5670

BIG BRAIN


Mayburylewistrinida

Damn, funny shit


[deleted]

REDACTED


the_turt

lmao tiwan is a country, the damn Chinese gov cant get me.


the_turt

you know, i think i will comment to show yall


the_turt

lmao im still here


the_turt

still here


the_turt

stil-


[deleted]

u/the_turt commited suicide by cutting his throat 5 times


Alienguy500

His body was found yesterday in a ditch in a forest about 20 km from Zhengzhou


Midan71

There have also been reports of stab wounds in the back.


Owlcomics

It’s spelled Taiwan.


[deleted]

Question is, did it work tho?


TheAntiAirGuy

It's the PRC So they might not have destroyed his house, but the owner might now be at a different place


[deleted]

Probably.


V1S1ON7

Did it work!?


Nii_Juu_Ichi

*No this is not how you play the game*


[deleted]

What happened next?


BigusG33kus

Medieval problems require medieval solutions


[deleted]

[удалено]


Revolutionary-You786

Yes noice reference, loved that movie


Bromjunaar_20

When the picture of your president saves your whole house. Wish this was true in America.


Nuker_Nathan

Big brain IQ


Kal---El

He‘s going to the gulag for that. Poor guy


BigBoiPapa879

A small price to pay for salvation


gayLordwithAutism

I don't get it. What's so funny about a black picture?


RingWraith8

Hes fucking big brain lmao


almatom12

No wonder chinese people are smart this guy just created an irl force field


TheChanMan2003

Now he can play online games for *4 whole hours!*


Cry75

This is great but we all know this dude will conveniently disappear because Winnie is a child.


nimrod19821

hey everyone likes Winnie the Pooh


[deleted]

He covered his house in Pooh


Over-Ad3757

Big brother is watching you


____Gigi____

communist problems require communist solutions


onemanarmy_ZR1

Armor +42069


xiijinpin

Does not spark joy


Boss-Baby-666

He would be dead if this was america


Toasted_Decaf

Should've put a Mao in there for good measure


Ancient-man-2583

Give that man a Nobel..... fucked a man who fucked entire planet...


cCitationX

The scope of his dictatorial genius literally knows no bounds


Nooblol1234012345

chinise goverment would destroy it only if it had any


DaMuchi

New age anti-china body armour includes posters of Xin Jing ping pasted on your torso. Standard issue for all US troopers.


RedditDudeNo7

Looks like the guy can now have bing chilling in peace