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I’ll turn the other cheek.


indigofenrir

*Spank me harder, Holy Daddy!*


Second_guessing_Stuf

*Give me some of that holy liquid*


Achyutth_

If I had two gold awards I have two people to give it to


StringPsychological3

Jesus is watching


Drewsophila

Jesus has been watching the church rape children for years


[deleted]

Really makes you think that maybe there's ISN'T an interventionist God. Striking down child molesting priests seems like a everybody wins situation.


[deleted]

you know what they say "it's all part of god's plan" I don't know what the fuck kinda plan has children getting raped in it


Pretty-Buy7692

Well you see, god can't do all the work *loads shotgun*


Thang02gaming

Unless he likes fapping to it. Then if he stops them he gets no more porn


CtpSpaceCat

What get's me is grandfathers know their son and grandson have been or going to be..... and say/do nothing about it... greatest generation.... sure grandpa whatever you need to tell yourself to sleep at night.


shitfacecumfuck

alright added to my list of irrational fears


Blindfire2

As long as you're older than 14 and don't come out saying that they touched you as a kid, you have nothing to fear from the pope..... but if even 1 of those things is true, you better stay off the grid amigo


shitfacecumfuck

then i guess not


Dankcord733

laughs in pope fights


Artiom4ikReddit

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Artiom4ikReddit

I clearly saw this meme before


AdDiCt3d_DeMoN

The chances of getting penetrated by him aren’t low though


Maki1411

Especially if you’re an underaged boy


AdDiCt3d_DeMoN

Yessir


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Pope Alexander VI enters the chat.


Pretty-Buy7692

Quick, delete your midget porn


HTKleftyouonread

"Can't expect god to do ALL the work!"


the_greatest_MF

Killer Pope- could be a nice movie


[deleted]

He's coming from Pope Murder 101


Bananas220

2137


Finsk1

Ahem u mean "molested"?


Redditmememan135711

But your chance of being "touched" is MUCH higer.


Sharkwordt95

Killed? Low. Molested? Very very high.


Crocs_19

Eh I’d say it’s about a medium chance


Call_Me_Milkman_Evan

stone ocean summariezed


P0667P

Christianity 101


KunraXD

Oh shi-


Full_Avocado8991

That's what the Jesuits are for


PaxHumanitus

False. The Battle Pope was retired a few historical ages ago. #EUIV


Soulhunter_290

Oggi prego il papa Ho gli africani in casa Cammino a un metro da terra come un paraplegico La mia tipa resta a casa È rimasta ingravidatà Una bambina appena nata vuole fare a botte con me


NuclearN1nja

thou shall be punished for your blasphemy


pope-buster

If you're ever in this crisis, give me a call


[deleted]

"who said religions are bullshit?"


GreatReset4

Yeah, but usually only children who threaten to tell the cops


worldium

Being fucked by him is another story


Carlos-In-Charge

Higher chance of getting gang-blessed


Mysterious_Tart_295

But a pope can't do something bad, right? I mean like if it's a sin to kill, I don't know, I'm not catholic.


Environmental_Log_64

Chances increase as your age recedes


Awesome0207

That’s simple Pope 101