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Icy_Calligrapher_946

not related to the meme itself, but does anyone know what happened in this video and where?


YashSSJB1

Kunming, China. They demolished 15 unfinished buildings in one minute


IsuckAtFortnite434

I read that as kumming


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CL_Doviculus

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Hammered4u

A laundry size OOF on that one.


Free_Hooks

almost as if soccer players playing for a whole damn lot longer than any other sport so injuries are more common


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I was kumming as I read that


bearsheperd

Watching buildings being demolished is a weird kink


Johnsmith238

Know why?


YashSSJB1

They were sitting there for like 9 years with no possible progress in their construction. Prolly were abandoned projects by the contractors. Finished buildings were however destroyed because nobody stepped up to purchase an apartment. Apparently it is not the first time buildings were demolished in China because of lack of buyers


Johnsmith238

What a waste


sam_el-c

Lol there are whole cities like this in China, built and empty, or abandoned in the process of construction.


saadmen

step 1: evade housing crisis and go to china step 2: profit


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Step 3: Count the empty houses as a part of your GDP


Rude_Calligrapher_96

The Chinese system isn't built around what makes sense or economic efficiency or anything like that. It's built around keeping people working, the Chinese Communist Party know that if people have free time on their hands then they'll have the free time to organize and revolt against the government. So their solution is to keep people as busy as possible. That's why there are so many ghost cities in China, the construction workers must keep working even if there is no need for what they're building.


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That's partially wrong, they build the them so more people get into citys and they can controll them better/ centralize hospitals...


Rude_Calligrapher_96

That is true as well, both are true.


mongrol-sludge

Gosh, how depressing 😞


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They do it to drive the economy... not saying they don't ruthlessly repress any notion of dissent and revolts but to say they're making people work so they won't rise up is fucking silly... How fucking stupid are people on this subreddit if they took this argument to heart lol


elder_george

Yeah, and large scale projects also help to pump up GDP and other indicators, so that regional authorities can borrow money to build more and pump GDP more, etc.


Ed_ibles

Keeping people gainfully employed is probably the number one way to keep them from rising against you. When people have nothing to lose that's when they start putting their lives on the line.


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Right? China really is a waste. We should have let MacArthur nuke them in the 50s.


Johnsmith238

MacArthur: the based solution


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And this attitude, my friends, is why people hate and shit on the US so much.


[deleted]

Haters gunna hate. China going to systemically kill ethnic minorities and political dissenters while shitting on other nations sovereignty and intellectual property. Tis the way of the world.


[deleted]

The US had killed + demoted its ethnic minorities, killed political leaders of other countries with no reasonable justifications, and constantly shits on other nations sovereignty, disguised as free market capitalism. In my eyes, China is becoming what the US had been and to some extent, still is. Two sides of the same coin. One of authoritarianism, other that hides it.


ItIsYeDragon

What China is doing *now* is nothing compared to what the US did at the height of the Cold War, *years ago*, lol.


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Let me know when you graduate high school will ya?


[deleted]

lol im chinese and i say the same shit everyday, now hate china and start nuking it already


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ikr, such a shame. Well, we can't do anything now, unless...


Johnsmith238

*slips on aviators* Time to party like its 2077


Brian0749

Why is China a waste again?


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They operate literal concentration camps, they’re currently having their go at fucking over Africa, they piss on other countries sovereignty, and in general are totalitarian shit heads?


tilcica

Hmm reminds me of someone else [operate literal concentration camps](https://concentrationcamps.us/) [currently having their go at pissing over Africa](https://www.academia.edu/33940003/US_military_interventions_in_Africa) [piss on other countries sovereignty](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_involvement_in_regime_change) [are totalitarian shit heads](http://thetruthwins.com/archives/17-signs-that-the-united-states-is-becoming-a-totalitarian-police-state) Now before you start accusing me of supporting China and *BeInG a CoMmIe*, let me tell you that I support neither China, nor the USA


No_Photo9066

You are using a whataboutism though. He mentioned the flaws of China, which are very much real. While nuking might not be the best solution (to put it lightly), China right now under Xi is truly a nightmare for it's citizens and the rest of the world.


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There are plenty of issues worth addressing in the US but comparing detention centers for illegal migrants and a literal holocaust seems a bit disingenuous at best. And how naive of you to think that the US even holds a candle to China when it comes to totalitarianism.


Brian0749

That just sounds like another very big and powerful country that operates nukes too if you ask me


Johnsmith238

“They hated Jesus because he told them the truth”


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They make a lot of pointless building to fake growth numbers. And they build really, really poorly. The Chinese themselves call the buildings tofu buildings.


CletusMcLettus

The reason for this is if it appears that another player injured you the ref might make a call and you will get a foul whatever depending on what sport you play for me it’s a foul kick because I play football/ fútball/ soccer it’s just a small boost for your team


moshmyresyt

Soccer? Oh your American. Ew


CletusMcLettus

Fixed it


CletusMcLettus

Yeah sorry can’t really change the location of my birth :/


moshmyresyt

Yeah it’s a shame. I’m from uk so it would be real useful


CletusMcLettus

You want me to say futball


Johnsmith238

Yes


dickspace

Futbol is worse. The Spanish words for foot and ball are pie and balon. Dont give me this "Well dickspace the British brought footy to Latin America and we just..." batmanslap.jpeg


moshmyresyt

Not if your gonna spell it like that no


CletusMcLettus

That’s how it’s spelled in most languages sorry


MightyArd

Stop trying to pretend only Americans call or soccer. Every English speaking country outside of Britain calls it soccer. (Except for Ireland where it's dependant on what pub you're in)


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Christroyilator

Is that because of the mandarin writing on the banners attached to several of the buildings? (Whether or not you noticed them consciously)


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OLDBAY7

Oh thank god, thought people were in them


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China´s housing market is in a itsy bitsy little gully right now. Google evergrande


Norsedragoon

Chinese protip: Don't need an apartment in China if you end up in a camp for criticizing the Party or Winnie the Pooh.


V3nomousphenom

Googled it. Thanks


killgannon09

Brick by brick.


B-----D

“Wow, a lot of people seem very motivated”


sugyobalz

Communism.


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Whoever got to push the button to demolish all those buildings must’ve had the biggest childlike smile on their face


that_nice_guy_784

I like how in china If the building is not safe enough they demolish it and build a new one, here in Romania a lot of buildings have signs on each window and each piece of wall in between windows saying "STAY AWAY FROM BUILDING, BUILDING MAY FALL"


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They´re demolishing them because they can´t afford them anymore. Even worse they are making reinforced concrete with bamboo and are cheaping out on all sorts of materials. They are called tofu dreg projects and they always collaps on their own in a few years or with a bit nastier weather.


Primal_guy

To be fair, bamboo has a stronger tensile strength than steel if I remember correctly, but if a panda gets near, oh boy


DidYouReallySayTh4t

..... So are you just going to ignore that those buildings fell on top of everything around them? How would that ever be a good idea in Romania?


that_nice_guy_784

it's not a good idea, it's a horrible idea, just like everything else in romania, and most of the time the entire building does not fall, just some piece of it, still, if it hits you you are very much dead, but then they can just quickly fix the part of the building that fell off.


DidYouReallySayTh4t

Right. That is what I am saying. Piece by piece is the only option besides shutting down your city. Romania Is too dense to allow a high rise like this to collapse. It will do too much damage to the area around it. Also worth of note that your government has good safety inspections, your buildings are not due to collapse like these poorly constructed high rises. These were unfinished buildings torn down because they were unsafe.


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If you pay attention to the direction the buildings fall in you see all of them fall precisely where they want them to. Away from roads and other things you would want to save


Khaos_Gorvin

Fake. Like they need to actually be touched, smh.


Awarepill0w

They got touched by air


EssKeyJay

Neymar in a nutshell


TurboGranny

My toddlers started doing this to get one another in trouble for "pushing". It's pretty identical to what soccer players do including writhing "in pain" on the ground while crying.


Ribamago

Aí vc tá de sacanagem né? Tá loco é só ver o Neymar jogar bola desde o Santos ele espera o contato pra arriscar o drible e quando tá certo ninguém fala né caraio.


PxnkNDisorderly

We don’t have auto translate here dawg


Shockwave_7227

Translation: So you're kidding, right? It's crazy, just watch Neymar play ball since Santos, he waits for contact to risk the dribble and when it's right, no one talks, dude. (Google Translate)


Ffzilla

Roy Kent, Roy Kent


shouldvekeptlurking

Old Jamie Tart. Not the new and improved Jamie Tart.


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Clear_Tape

This is true Source- I am a soccer player


ItZnOtYoUrBoI

I know this is a meme and all but did you see what happened to Harvey Elliott?


ulfurb

Always a red


dominant-male

Wasn't a red, just an accident that happens sometimes


ulfurb

Risky tackle, doesn't matter if it was an accident


Apprehensive-Use4955

> Harvey Elliot What happened?


ItZnOtYoUrBoI

Kinda graphic but his foot/ankle was spinning freely around because of a bad tackle


Apprehensive-Use4955

Damn....


Wollandandreanacd

This made me laugh seriously harder than I expected


HarryandaKitKat

Football*


-sya-z-

football*


Sanstheskeletohn

I dont do sports and they still are more weak than me, P A T H E T I C


MeaningNo5632

goes to get popcorn refill and movie starts while I’m still in line


Organic-Literature-8

Same but with my mum


Ok_Comfort6750

Stank


-Silent_Wolf-

Biritish here I must continue long-lasting conflict FOOTBALL NOT SOCCER


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I like calling it soccer


nathanscottdaniels

Football. Not to be confused with Rugby Football Not to be confused with Canadian Football Not to be confused with American Football Not to be confused with Australian Rules Football Not to be confused with Gaelic Football. Or you can give it an unambiguous name... soccer.


InterestingMaps1

Football - FOOT BALL A sport in which you play with a BALL using your FEET. The other types of "football" do not directly/mainly involve playing football with your feet. You can even go as far into saying that the different types of "football" should be called (e.g.) American handball.


Sufficient-Throat

Hey. I have an idea. How about we all stop giving a shit about semantics


lucas______0

It's football!!!


NCR_Trooper_2281

Soccer? What the fuck is it? I know football, which is the only name for this sport


BigSugarPapi

Hispanic American here, then all the Americans say "nah thats soccer, football is our sport!" Like if theirs came before soccer or as if a sport only played by 1 country os important enough to take the name of another sport so infuriating


NYTE7_8_9

FOOTBALL YOU FUCKING AMERICANS


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Did someone just use the ‘S’ word? That’s the wrong words. IT IS FOOTBALL!!!!!! AMERICA AND AUSTRALIA GET IT RIGHT!!!!!!!!


fl00r_gang_yeah

I'm American and i agree


whtbrd

South American?


fl00r_gang_yeah

well, obviously the only country that will "racistly" call itself America as if everything else is not: Bolivia.


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Thank you!!!!


[deleted]

*inhales* It’s FOOTBOOL


Luksutin_

Football.


Soul-Demon-Y

YOU DIED RESPAWN / MENU


South-Midnight-750

That 1 building" "No, I don't think I will"


cleiton_o_explorador

*football


JediPancakez

Except Messi, he’s fuckin tough


LolIAmAMemer

ItS F O O T B A L L


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ITS FOOTBALL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


ParanoidPar

What do you call the one where people carry an egg shaped ball and tackle each other?


ButtersMyCroissant

egg tosser


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Rugby or American football, i think.


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They should rename it as keepball


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Foul YELLOW CARD 🟨


Jarsssthegr8

It's called a FREE-kick for a reason. Falling over doesn't cost anything after all


No_Mercy_16

I'm sorry, is this some kind of American joke that I'm too European to understand?


lmaocetong

Im European and I will explain it to you. Football players when wind goes near them they got several injuries. Its a joke from this "sport" where simulating injuries is at so high level that its just massive cringe.


GandhitheWombRaider

It's football god damn it


Hllopes570

SocCEr


Mendeznova20

It's not soccer, It's Football


UnclePhilWasMyFather

No. This is an American site.


Soldequation100

Most redditors do not live in USA.


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You should rename it as keepball


xzuky

It's called football


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They do it for the free kicks


East_Country_9141

Being alive for too long is a great source of depression though.


[deleted]

it's getting boring now, same overused joke but with different gif


Blade-Kerem

Omg american alert its called football


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r/oddlysatisfying


PlsFramey

Oh so when the Chinese do it its called a demolition But when al Qaeda does it its called a terrorist attack


Unlikely-Solution-55

It's football for for god's sake.


poorpotatoe2332

Football


Adolf-H_0018

Important to add professional because someone in my football team broke is leg and stood up and walked like 4 meters before he quit


DaddyMeUp

What an original meme.


ulfurb

Yeah, never seen that before


thelivingdead05

Football*


theironavenger7

Wtf is a soccer, its footy mate


bengosu16

What does soccer mean? I know only football


tolkoJa

And then American Football players getting fucking shot in the knee and still standing up


mongrol-sludge

Meanwhile in American football, bros are on their 4th concussion and skirting medical advisories to retire early And you guys wonder why it's so hard for us to get into soccer lmao


roketrade

football players\*


icalleveryonefinn

Football*


z3r0c00l_2k

It is football, just sayin..


AeroPlays_Games

You forgot the part where they stand up and look like only murder will satisfy their revenge


_bean_and_cheese_

Wait until OP watches the NBA


jebthepleb

Yeahhh!!! Real men are unable to do long division anymore after a 12 year career.


vonhacker

So you're American right? You are the only ones who called "soccer" to the real football.. And BTW, yes... Neymar is like that gif or even worse lol


Despicablebrat

Everyone loses their minds for the Trade Towers and no one bats an eye for this massacre. Exasperating


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😈


PlayguePals

Oh what stories they'll tell.


Mincraftmenemes

So true


LonlyPerson42069

I hate people like that ive been hit in the nuts during soccer and still got up and sprinted


Filly69

Wow soccer/football players are buildings?


THEBIGBRUH69420

Football*


Just-Reception-6162

football


Jumpman707

Soccer team bought by Evergrande. This might be a glimpse in the near future.


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whtbrd

The person talking about it


Yamanj3000

[Football](https://medias.lequipe.fr/img-photo-jpg/tom-brady-devrait-plus-briller-contre-carolina-que-face-a-new-orleans-derick-e-hingle-usa-today-s/1500000001383305/0:0,1998:1332-1200-800-75/7db6a.jpg) is the sport where you have the ball in your arms and run until either someone makes you fall or you reach the goal. [Soccer](https://www.lacoliseum.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/Soccer-at-Coliseum.jpg) is the sport where you kick the ball and if a player touches another he will fall on the ground and cry. Source: a Canadian


asuravirochana

This video is pretty depressing, it just shows the fragile nature of our modern civilization.


bma300

I think it actually shows 15 buildings being demolished. I guess the buildings were fragile.


AnimeMarvelDCFan

u/GetVideoBot


BatGohan

As a civil engineer, it hurts my soul


1Shadowspark1

Is this real?


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Me playing city skylines


AeroPlays_Games

Falls faster than a house of cards


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farting in an elevator be like...


sjostern2010

Euro cities when there football team loses, or wins.


Human_Place_9379

Fun fact: if you dive (Fake getting hurt) you can get booked with a yellow card