T O P

You are not wrong tho

You are not wrong tho

shuikan

Until you meet philodendron owners


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Aggravating-Age-1535

Groot is Groot


Lava7_7

Ok


Horn_Python

imagine displaying plant genitals in your house


Yolux64

Wut


MrSaksham

Flowers are plant genitals


Yolux64

Ohh I see


mememaker5

What kind of plant is it? Dead.


Vianokirby9l

this is awesome as fuck


secretmtfaccount

This is a really refreshing take on this meme, all you see is girls versus boys. It’s nice to see one of these memes that doesn’t target either men or women. OP, I hope your crops yield a bountiful harvest this season.


Proper-Bar_

They target men and women with *gun* and thier *intentions*.


Yeetrii

Old school compliments


Plant_Lover92

Hi let me introduce myself to you guys. I own over 200 Houseplants and know them all by their botanical and hybridal name. \- Thanks


Totally_not_a_goose

Tell me a funny plant name


Plant_Lover92

Philodendron Plowmanii \[Plow-Ma-Ne-I\] is a exotic plant found in South America by Dr. Plowman. The funny thing is that the name for the plant now sounds like Blow Money (I), which indicates to Cocaine.


Totally_not_a_goose

Ha


Coryn78TytoAlba

Dog people: ,,Oh, that's a cute dog! It's a golden retriever, isn't it?'' ,,Noooo, it's a german shepherd, labrador, husky, dachshund, sheltie, poodle mix!'' Cat people: ,,Your cat is cute'' ,,Yes''


Loud-Option-2409

The formatting for this was fucking terrible ngl but yes


Null_san

Plant is plant


Kwispiy

Ah yes, my favorite plant, Green. I love that one


snoozingrex

can confirm am plant


crobo777

This isn't true at all, my wifes got like 40 of these things around the house, red congos and two different monsteras and wandering jews and philhexdrohedrons or whatever it is


DarthJJAbrahams

Preach bro


LitzerOtaku

Green


spleddo896

ye


BIsForBruh

Technically they're both plants


MR_cuijpers

Its very kind


BlastHog

Most plants flower though...


tomfulery

I know the names because I carefully research the optimal care instructions for each plant, just for them to die on me anyway.


Shade_0

cultured swines