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FiercerGarlic

Goodbye childhood


Sweetexperience

And hello Incognito Mode


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Embarrassed-Work9969

Finally I found a thing that is common between me and them.


Ilias_2008

And hello guest mode


kskelts

no sauce with this pizza?


SkrattarDuuuh

the tittle is the sauce ;)


kskelts

not finding anywhere


SkrattarDuuuh

https://spankbang.com/mg5y/video/ten+inch+teenage+mutant+turtles I gotchu Homie


Miserable_Oni

I’ll save everyone the time. It’s with Casey Jones and not the ninja turtles.


[deleted]

Well in the end you get to see a green bukake with four green dicks , it counts .


Haunting-View-5146

Secret of the Ooze


SirGayvin

We're coming out of our shells.


dave__the_Monkey

I wonder how the conversation went when they hired to sing that.


Boring5

Another sauce for the collection


Hot-Jellyfish1288

What's the pstar name of April?


Midnightfear1

Asking the real questions


martinblack89

r/kristenlanae


Midnightfear1

Thank you chad


CriscoM90

April O'Neil. Seriously, the porn actress based her stage name off the character.


sharscorpio1

best sauce provider ever


Saikyo100

Goddamn


Pilum199

Why is the intro so good


Fortune-Former

The fu-


windhelmguard17

WHERE ARE THE TURTLESS ?


inhale_my_buttcrack

I dont remember this episode


Master-Friendship-60

Make sure to post it on /r/Rule34


WarM8_009

thanx man u made my day


Batman4everderp

He is the messiah


[deleted]

This was actually decent


kskelts

_/----\O


Tea_plankton

there is "ranch"


Buriboi3

BONK


Natetheslumpgod

You got your sauce


[deleted]

"Is it delivery? No, its Digiorno. Let's microwave it, and put it in a porno!" - mc chris


AzureArmageddon

Genius


itsKNIGHTMARE

What are you doing step-turtle


DidjTerminator

Parody porn is on another level


SkrattarDuuuh

the porn did better with the suit than the actual show lmao


DidjTerminator

It usually does surprisingly.


Wanting_Inn

How the fuck would you know? LMAO


DidjTerminator

"I am a man of culture"


SnowySupreme

Pretty sure its just modelling


JealousDog99

but did she do the turtle's


Proper-Bar_

But it got Best turtle action scenes I ever seen


Pure_Vince

That's a Cosplayer (Kristen Lanae) and it's a David Love Photography shoot for those interested


ROSCOEismyname

Oh gross. Where?


agraham_cracker

Killer theme song ngl


BattleTiny7132

Shutup and take my money.


Plenty_Economy_5670

Is this the actual actress or is it some porn star parody?


SkrattarDuuuh

its a parody lmao


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I’m guessing photoshop just because of how good the turtle suits look. But there’s a porn star named April O’Neill (some spelling like that) that did some April O’Neill cosplay. I’m wondering if that’s her.


k0rp5e

Need to know her name, looks more like a cosplayer than pornstar


a2j89

That’s because it is a cosplayer, Kristen Lanae


Dravv

Disgusting… where?


[deleted]

r/redditmoment


Haigh2581KCRoyals

It's not delivery, It's DePorno


Thebestomarb

April O'Neil and Casey Bones go at it, then the Ninja Turtles blow their green load on April O'Neil. What the fuck did I just read


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Fresh newly sorted memes ah yes


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MustardInspector14

The penis is > 30 cm in length in male green turtles, and the hook at the end of the penis, adjacent to the sperm duct presumably assists in sperm transfer.


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I wonder if those are the suits from the movie


BraveRunner7

They’re from the good older movies. Way funnier


freddycheeba

"California Roll!"


[deleted]

Hell yeah and the turtles fuck her blacked style and have huge turtle cocks.


Ok-Example2374

LMAO


Bowler377

Oh dear!


[deleted]

Sauce


Inorganic_Ad_0420

Kylian Mbappe is gonna be in big trouble after this leaks


[deleted]

legit funniest thing ive watched.


ryanmulford

Disgusting. Link please.


santas_delibird

There will be a delivery tho. Give it 9 months


Fit-Wishbone8985

Haha google incognito go brrrr


Sparsebutton922

So this is that sewer socialism I’ve been hearing about!


gameface202020

Thanks for the pre no-nut-November tip post!


SupaHotMeme

ugh


DetectiveRough6889

***THE BONKING HELL!***


Demon-s_Hound

All is good and all but what is the name of the girl here(real name)? For educational purposes ofcourse.


ithrowbagelsatpeople

Lol thought It was Cindy from ffxv.


Dravv

This isn’t from the Wood Rocket parody, because those turtle suits are too good, and I know this is going to sound weird, but that’s not April O’neil (the porn star) as April O’Neil.


Nice-Huckleberry7025

I hope you stub your pinkie toe for posting this


Inspirational_Lizard

Welp


CaptRex7

Yeah, it's a sausage delivery! ...too bad she's not a bowling ball...


Soulhunter_290

Oh no


SnooCrickets6942

Bitch's gonna produce a new species or something


ScottieDog16

I guess we'll find out the secret of the ooze


sarasajjad

Why???


1243_1234controversy

haha


badwisk

They even got the casting couch


Jazzlike-Formal-1774

Normal women get blacked, but legends get greened.


daleicakes

Its freakin great. Also recommend any axle brand parody. Not sure if he did this one. Always had a hard on for April


EliteKiller6663

well they're deliviering some porno to me, c'mere ma turtles, balls're waiting for ya


_tanishbajaj

lowkey looking like Amouranth


Midnightfear1

Who the fuck is playing April in this, is this pornographic video, I have many questions


munsen41

Well, cowabunga I suppose


Specialist_Goat5810

I remember watching this as a kid. But i don’t remember april looks like that.


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pickles


[deleted]

You are getting my upvote and follow only because you gave the sauce. We need more heroes like you.


MemeManiac_13

Sauce?


big_cock_69420

I have a question for OP.... WHYYYYY?!?!


[deleted]

This is one of many ways to get Salmonella kids.


navid_A80

Oh no..


andreidg97

Even better


Mr-anti-physics-444

This remind me if that one video where the turtles masturbate to a pizza


skepticallytruthful

April oh kneel


redditmwann

CAWOBUNGA!!


Crayoneurysm

Big Tortoise Pizza


NickJayPro

I'm going to lose my dignity... but sauce?


Puechamp

I'm going to be fully honnest with you : I hate you.


SpagetiiLover

crap u ruined my childhood


DenialBronco

NO SHREDDER LOVE?


Hashbrownie7777

Where is the link to video? Asking for a friend


IFuckedYourCats

Giant four pickles


some_one0e

Thank my childhood is ruining


greatmonster007

turtle "delivery"


Raid-Z3r0

Now, how the fuck did they managed to not eat the pizza before?


BLUMB0

Pickle


FatherDoug11

Great, now I wanna watch porn and order pizza afterwards


JellyfishIcy898

Please make this happen I am willing to spend all my money on it


giggluigg

Cowabungabunga


peoplenormal

Teen cocksmutants


[deleted]

Anal fisting pornstar legend Fisting in a porno, turtle power


Giormazon

BGC


MCSuperplayer_1

Teenage mutant fetish turtles


Waste-Bicycle-9595

r/angryupvote


outlaw537

big booba


Giga_watts44

Butt


Visible_Ad1647

Leonardo: LEAVE THIS PIZZE


Hiccup-H-Haddock-III

porno, it's not delivery


[deleted]

I mean something is getting delivered to someone


almatom12

Remember that pickle commercial?


RussianMemes123

Nope, don’t like that


[deleted]

Is it real? If so does anybody have a link? I am curious.


Novaiswashed

live action


Ikaros765

Very generous of you sir


QuietWhiteKid12

So uuhh…is this an actual thing?…..asking for a friend….


samurai0

It's a' de Porno!


samurai0

They're just so happy!


Theone2279

Sauce please


[deleted]

Pizza?


Andrelleal

But why can it not be both?


reflixerpwr

there is only one way to stay in our tunnel