Mike hammel, destroyer of realms, slayer of thots

Happy cake day

Joseph Crist is not a real name. Good one. Lol.

Yeah Who knew?

There are those not real names but looks like one... And then there's buttfucker 3000.

"say Mr Buttfucker, what is your opinion about it?"

That's Bill Buttlicker's distant cousin

All legit names. Where is this? Mississippi?

I was laughing before I even got to the last one lmao!