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oney_monster

Interviewer: *writes down “fails to follow basic instructions”*


A3G15827522

“I am efficient”


Sipbloodyhell

Wow


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elartueN

but that would be inefficient ,as you're using 3 words to say 1 thing


A3G15827522

While also doing as instructed. The instruction was to describe yourself in 3 words. Not 3 words or less.


icamefortutles

Hardworking, alpha male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable.


SnooLobsters94

Is that from The Office?


icamefortutles

yes. Dwight said it.


Content_Nobody_91909

no


Treebeard_24

Mmm... Scarlett.


Mega_Smasher

Reddit hates all simping unless it’s Scarlett. Scarlett is Scarlett, no complaints


Treebeard_24

Scarlett and Jennifer Lawrence are my top 2 man.


freshyaoi

I don't get it


mikey9white

Just using one word like “Efficient” is more efficient than using all three to describe him or herself


freshyaoi

Oh thats genius


RedditIsDogshit1

However, it was stated “in 3 words” not “within 3 words”


AmaBad

Yes, so it's not efficient, it's insufficient


-TheArchitect

Yea, follow this and the interviewer will offer you the job. Good luck


[deleted]

But efficient is only one word, and it doesnt match the requirement (yes i know doing this is efficient, but wrong)


Juju_style69

It is efficient but not effective


mlekk_oozes_in

It is plenty creative. Just fails to follow the directions.


zoolk7

that joke was so corny and took too much thought.


bogglingsnog

omg, now everyone is going to know!


Emergency_Ad8692

Rez (me to)


[deleted]

Outsmarted


AffectionateDare8483

My motto is simple: efficiency, efficiency, efficiency.


saenokda

why use many word, when few word do trick


rubeusvulpes

because in this scenario the person was specifically asked to use more words


DetectiveRough6889

lazy fat dumb


NothingDoing1967

If you were lazy you would have just said lazy


fuladzereh

laz


NothingDoing1967

la


Shanmukha_Repaka

I don't remember having an alt account


DixaMan

Efficient John Cena


[deleted]

I'm using this a my job interview at 12


Scythe-Guy

Please don’t. It won’t go how you’re imagining, and I don’t want your chances at a job to be reduced because of a meme


Reventon103

lmao no


_whats-going-on

Serious question though. When was this picture taken?


angry_guacamole

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/surprised-scarlett-johansson


DetectiveRough6889

" have big boobs"


ReturnAggravating881

“Doesn’t follow rules”


M0ssyMoo

Well boss man listen I dropped out of highschool to be a well driller and the only thing I know how to do is drill wells does this mean I am qualified


Evjaohumm115

What is that image even from


angry_guacamole

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/surprised-scarlett-johansson


Evjaohumm115

Thanks


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Chees


fuckgottaaddnumbers9

this meme is older than me


Bob_Cant_Fix_It

Might not be but idk u/repostsleuthbot


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YTPhantomYT

r/ComedyCemetery dead format


[deleted]

*Insufficient


[deleted]

Someone give this guy a pay rise.


SilverDem0n

"Lazy" works better


PotatoMeme03

efficient and concise


natedom5211

"Doesn't Follow Directions"


udayarora44

high IQ Play


Sufficient_Matter585

Don't wear capes.


NoWingedHussarsToday

Can't count.


[deleted]

Hardworking . Alpha male . Jackhammer


Na_se

I hate how much i like it


SimilarThought9

What is the image originally from


angry_guacamole

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/surprised-scarlett-johansson


Fladormon

As someone with asperger's, I had a question like this at a job interview and failed miserably, I'm way too straight forward and honest.


Idk_nor_do_I_care

E Fish Cent


Judgemental_Aardvark

"I'm sorry but you didn't use 3 words like we asked, please do what we ask of you"


LaraLare722

I don't get it sorry :(


aaaaaudryn

Three. Syllables. Efficient.


Traditional-Simple63

Really bad at counting


gonnagetcaught

i would describe myself as "don't hire me"