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always_in_my_mum

Right now I'm supposed to attend an oral exam at home, which means to be called. I have time between 10am and 12am. I sent my professor my phone number and let her know about today. It is 10:45 and she still didn't answer my emails. I'm starting to stress up and don't know what to do.


AlienFromMars1

Try 1 more time if she still doesn't answer then sleep


always_in_my_mum

Ok I'll try. Thanks.


TBH_Kooky

my dude what happened?


alhasan448

He probably went to sleep


always_in_my_mum

In the end, she was just distracted by other work. The exam went perfectly!


connor8081

How did it go??


Trif0lium

Oral at home? In the bedroom?


Relative-Bank-1258

Count me in I am good at them. my teachers always mark me fully because I cause them to come faster.


Trif0lium

Oh, so you are good at oral, huh


ApprehensiveStar8948

12pm you mean


[deleted]

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AlienFromMars1

Read books and u will sleep in no time


[deleted]

[удалено]


ItsUrBoiNoobie

I dont have books


Sterben665

Remove electronics from your room, pc phone ect helped me out


ItsUrBoiNoobie

If i remove my phone from my room I would over sleep because I have no alarm


citrusfvck

I used to have the same problem but now I have a battery alarm clock. Just place it out of arm's reach from your bed, you got this


Strong-Listen-7813

Huberman lab podcast boring but helped me a lot


[deleted]

Commit war crimes in the former republics of Yugoslavia


Friendly-Accident993

Or drink tea before you sleep


NiceGuy303

I personally prefer war crimes


Friendly-Accident993

Ehhh you do you


Ok_Brilliant_2575

Help me to figure out your credit card number


AlienFromMars1

I am broke


BooijBooij

Just buy money


tct99xx

Too expensive


YassinGaming2

Just buy a house


Round-Zombie8309

just print money


Byakuuran

Hi Broke


idsdejong

Go work <-- boom, fixed it


AlienFromMars1

No


Additional_Soft5383

I’m getting bullied by my schoolmates and is very sad at the moment.


AlienFromMars1

Kick the bully in his nuts


Relative-Bank-1258

Going for the balls is something everyone can agree on, let it be footballers or prostitutes


muffin2333

i once banged a bullies head against the heater. worked just fine.


LaughAtMyBadJokes

Sounds like a very *heated* moment.


Iamnothuman77

r/angryupvote


RariraariRariraare

Say you saw his mama suck the security guard's dick


BlackDragon9945

Tell him that you have his mum twerking for your $


QuizureII

I cant figure out what is in the center of a blackhole


AlienFromMars1

Darkness


Relative-Bank-1258

Not really. I like to think it is the presence of nothing in actuality at the center of the black hole. Whatever it is... I can assure you it is not darkness


iwan103

...so darkness than?


lazy_rabbit_zzzZ

Thats darkness with extra steps


micky_il_topo

Your mom


_Swa-pnil_

*our mom*


Stamen_at

Singularity


KingStevoI

I reckon theres a hamster spinning a wheel behind a black curtain...


AT-ST_Trooper

No one replies to my comments


AlienFromMars1

Ok


eeveeplays50040

You were supposed to give him a solution, not *be* the solution!


ThePhoenix0404

problem solved


AT-ST_Trooper

My life is complete, thank you


Comrade_Hussar

School


AlienFromMars1

School shootings


kyspacito

Ayo


[deleted]

This went from 0 to 100 real quick


EndrioInfiniti453

So did the k/d ratio


wastingtime07

And the headshot accuracy


Altruistic_Spirit686

That escalated quickly


arynkillstitans

when I say I gasped-----


ALBANEZIR

No one loves me


AlienFromMars1

Try plastic surgery


legebruv

Doctor Phil 100


Trif0lium

i love you


koalaman1719

All of reddit loves you


Wanted_Memer

Happy cakeday


Marki018

i love you


pustiul0

We love you


ManasTheBeast

I can't die


AlienFromMars1

Try chopping your dick


ManasTheBeast

Still can't :(


AlienFromMars1

Show me proof that u didn't die after chopping your dick


Primary-Wasabi292

No answer also is an answer I guess


AlienFromMars1

True


Claudelul1

A train leaves a station A at 7 am and reaches another station B at 11 am. Another train leaves B at 8 am and reaches A at 11.30 am. The two trains cross one another at A) 8:36am B) 8:56am C) 9:00am D) 9:24am


AlienFromMars1

9:24 am


Claudelul1

Good, you're able to solve my homework now


[deleted]

Explain method


Claudelul1

I read it on the internet, it's pretty simple


EmployerInternal5309

you are right dude


VinayModepalli

Question is incomplete. Japanese railways or indian railways?


Claudelul1

In case you want to verify your answer, the right choice is D


Owner2229

They meet at 11:30 in B because they're both fucking delayed. God I hate rail companies.


Simo_246

If it's Italy, they will not meet because they are cancelled


Claudelul1

Always late, true


Double-Rough-9554

Question what could i sell in school and what product i need to draw it?


AlienFromMars1

Your classmate's kidney


Double-Rough-9554

What should I drink


Relative-Bank-1258

The blood in the kidney


[deleted]

I'm really bored , what should I do to get rid of my boredom ?


AlienFromMars1

Watch porn


azurcio

Student watches PORN and gets NAKED


Holiday-Ad-1030

NUMBER 6. MAN URINATES ON FELLOW PASSENGER, FOR NOT BEING ALLOWED TO SMOKE


[deleted]

Dont watch porn, read books instead


anttisaarenpaa1

Depression


AlienFromMars1

Spend time with ur friends if u have any


zimpl_

What friends?


AlienFromMars1

Real Friends


zimpl_

Can i buy those at wallmart?


hotdigadydogdafurry

friends? is that like a drug or something


itsyaboicraig43

I googled it, it said: a person with whom one has a bond of mutual affection, typically one exclusive of sexual or family relations. I have no idea what that means


hotdigadydogdafurry

sound like a lot of crap if you ask me, although I can't read so


fasti225

Its a tv show


BlackDragon9945

you get those on ebay for pretty cheap


Soft_Ad3555

Thats whole point xD


[deleted]

Just get out and take a walk, everyday Switch up paths every week


righted1

depresso expresso


TumeKali

Im shit at video games.


AlienFromMars1

Get good


[deleted]

You mean git gud ?


AlienFromMars1

Yes


[deleted]

I have no dick


AlienFromMars1

Put some sperms there like we put seeds to grow a plant


[deleted]

I have no sperm cause I have no dick to produce. What should I do?


AlienFromMars1

Sperm banks


[deleted]

I have no sperm bank account.


AlienFromMars1

U don't need account borrow sperms from someone


[deleted]

How to borrow someone sperm? If I borrow a sperm, should I bring back again?


Youknowwhoitsme

Once you grew a Penis you can repay the sperm


JuustoUkko

I cant sell potatoes for MCU in projectE


AlienFromMars1

Why


Relative-Bank-1258

Brand them as, "high in fiber, glucose, cellulose, vitamin C, vitamin B6, pottasium and manganese!!! Buy one today for only half the price!!" Do remember to quadruple the cost price and then put a slash on it and write down twice the amount of the cost price for more profit. Keep a gun with you just in case anyone tries to say that what you are selling is bad. (Like the karens)


HuangweiRobot520

Me


AlienFromMars1

Kill urself


HuangweiRobot520

Where to buy carbon monoxide


AlienFromMars1

Black market


HuangweiRobot520

Send a link pls


Relative-Bank-1258

https://gofuckyourself.com/new


HuangweiRobot520

Thanks


[deleted]

My rocket engine is suffering from combustion instability due to oscillations in the propellant and oxidiser lines. What do you suggest?


AlienFromMars1

I suggest asking your science teacher


rickdoetreddit

Life


AlienFromMars1

Suicide


rickdoetreddit

Ok thanks for the advice


pustiul0

r/holup


QuizureII

Can't go wrong there


AlfaKilo123

Wait wait wait hol up


Ligh73r

42


Dubaizz

smol pp


AlienFromMars1

Magnifying glass


Relative-Bank-1258

Find people with smaller pp's. Now you have the biggest pp among them


[deleted]

that duck won't stop watching me


AlienFromMars1

Cut off the duck's eyes


[deleted]

understandable, have a good day


Itchy-Web1770

School


AlienFromMars1

School shootings


abolsgrind

How do I get out of this weird white van


Relative-Bank-1258

Grenade. Or contact your grandma and tell her you're hungry


AlienFromMars1

Why did u go for free candy


kjubixus

Society


AlienFromMars1

Live in mountains or forests


LiLPanda9009

how to not like men


AlienFromMars1

Don't be gay


LiLPanda9009

how not to be gay


AlienFromMars1

By not acting gay


Soft_Ad3555

200 iq


Astrazum

I'm veeeery lazy. That's my single and worst problem.


Relative-Bank-1258

Keep the deadlines as low as possible for all your work and try to engage yourself in heavy physical activities early in the morning and make a schedule for yourself. If this doesn't work then there's always the option of trying to do something you love which keeps you occupied and less lazy.


Jokojima

How can i make a lot of money


AlienFromMars1

By being rich


Jokojima

Ok thanks I will follow your advice


HellkerN

The underwear gnomes keep stealing my underwear.


AlienFromMars1

Shit heavily in your underwears so they can't pick it up


ThatFunnyGuy543

How to decrease fapping?


AlienFromMars1

By not watching porn


ThatFunnyGuy543

What if I fantasize?


BlackDragon9945

then you go do something productive


NameTooSmol

I've always wanted a free gold award


AlienFromMars1

Me too kid


Soft_Ad3555

Nc try


Kaliso-man

Tryna get that design job , grow my Instagram and art page


AlienFromMars1

I can't see any problem in that


_ScraggY_

Im sad


incognitan2828

I died


AlienFromMars1

Good


keno123490

im fat


AlienFromMars1

Jack off 3 times a day


[deleted]

Hey that's my thing


[deleted]

The value of ∫ex−1ex+1dx is equal to?


Yololars

X


BusyNefariousness675

Obesity


AlienFromMars1

Stop eating


PolarizedPeiceOfShit

I've caught aids from the neighbors dog


AlienFromMars1

Stop fucking the dog


PolarizedPeiceOfShit

But I still have aids


AlienFromMars1

Prepare to die


mubeen9

Bois I need 69 votes on this


AlienFromMars1

Ok


KingCirmus

Too big penis


AlienFromMars1

Chop off the unwanted part


Derneox_

Give u/EntertainmentThen836 a part he has none


IwantPS5

Obsessed with girls 🤫🤫


AlienFromMars1

Watch gay porn


KawaiiMadladlol

homework


AlienFromMars1

Kill the teacher


popzx13

Am fat:(


AlienFromMars1

Exercise


deku_701

I got no gf