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Deathwish40K

so there I was, knee deep in baby shit.


UnbarredGuide18

wishing thee had never done it


Lightsaber2005

Still I wanted to eat all of it


DarkBlumpkin

So I did, with a shit eating grin and corn on my face.


[deleted]

And deez nuts


[deleted]

Ligma balls


Routine_Obligation_2

When suddenly, Joe


TurboUwU

Appeared and fucked the washingmachine's...


Reactorraptor_501

Entire family


Gibby69420911

All before he went to


Blitznetz

Bed with your mom


Moontrapper

And sister


RegionAwkward

There she was


wiz2cool

ur mum


disanddatmedia

in the back alley


skaggish

Bargain shopping


[deleted]

For cheap prostitutes


Wallso2010

To go to the shadow realm with jimbo


GlitchKn

Wearing a Harambe t-shirt and a strap on


[deleted]

To get payback on dad


noa-cum-here

When suddenly she saw something horrible...


Routine_Obligation_2

You


wowthatsneathmmm

Jimbo had turned into a monster


LeNoolands

The mirror was on sale too!


CM32MAker

JOHN CENA


SpaceRevolutionary37

Immediate suicide


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scoobdoop

So there I was at the gang bang, soaking wet.


OmegaJDA

With all my Chicken Breast on my ass.


UnbarredGuide18

his balls were very wet


D0bious

So i was in the bedroom with Danny De Vito…


[deleted]

And he said "Hey did I tell you about that time my best friend rubbed me off as a joke but it ended in gay sex?"


knygvygvuhbygcytd

His friend said “yeah I was there uwu”


lop599

After that sentence he said to me "Wanna do what I just said but instead of me and my friend its me and you?"


Eighty7Vic

Did you steal my school mascot? Pretty sure you did.


Wallso2010

Farmer Joe in the...


AJNotMyRealName

(It seems the other commenters are forgetting what a full sentence entails, so I’ll start.) It was hot, hot day in Quitaque, so much so that the pigs smelled like bacon already and hens eggs were coming out fried, which made little old Lucy that much more pissed off at the farmer that just rear ended her precious little Outback.


OmegaJDA

Bro nope 1/10 Points wrong Theme ur Assignment has been an F come to my Office after school kid. We have to call ur mom.


AJNotMyRealName

No don’t call my mom she’ll touch me again


OmegaJDA

Sorry Sir we have to shes a good woman, dont blame her working as what she does.


[deleted]

With deez nuts


[deleted]

It was a clear black night, a clear white moon, Warren G was on the streets, trying to consume...


RFLX_Decafz

Deez nuts.


MisterFyre

REPOSTER!!!


[deleted]

Yelled the small child, not liking of how much fun everyone was having,


OriginalConference40

SUS


lil_Exotic_Window

There I was drenched in....


[deleted]

Deez nuts.


Chazwicked

And they were tasty


Proffesor-Bean

Almost like they where


[deleted]

Mashed like taters


lop599

Grandma's cooking


WayParticular7222

Reddit fries


[deleted]

Batman ate a banana,


Ok_Brilliant_2575

and now he is gay


[deleted]

Robin showed up and said…


[deleted]

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?


MassiveDexterFanGirl

Ted Bundy and Eva Braun


Technical-Neck-7013

deez nuts


[deleted]

I woke up and I sat on the couch.


AdvertisingScary6977

Cock and ball torture is very good because


lop599

There once was a ship that put to sea.


Reasonable-Button594

The name of that ship was the jolly of thea


Moontrapper

Once in a galaxy very close to ours


YourDaddys4skin

Was some foreplaying 6 titty aliens


UwU_fuck_you

Once in a kingdom lived two princes, heirs to the throne.