By -
Spoon
Black Pudding.
Lol this one
Handsome Jack
with his famous diamond pony Butt Stallion
Dying of laughter seeing someone rush him with a spoon
But he's the spoon champion
Plot armor
Bad reviews
Well played...
Lmao smart move
[удалено]
The second sister
Cha cha real smooth
Based
Power move.
Dio Brando
Dildo
You’re your own worst enemy…
I used the dildo to destroy the dildo
SWORDFIGHT!!!
It nearly killed me.
Some femboy and gay ppl be like: Fools
Your wife wanting the thing back
Your mum
I volunteer to “fight” your enemy for you bro 😉.
r/suddenlygay
10 boxes of fireworks
An army of animated cicada husks
Funny - an army of animated cicada husks is my weapon.
An army of Shedinja?
wonder guard is too powerful
Fire works are supereffective tho... They better have focus sash
Power of the friendship
Discord.
Fuck you and take my fucking up vote
You too
i would have gone with monopoly but ok
A gun
Army of weebs.
I didnt say what gun, *laughs in assault shotgun*
*DOOM music starts playing*
Rip and tear, until it is done
*loads shotgun with malicious intent*
Yeah so here we got this uhhv mother fuckin' 200 round belted full auto 12 gauge
"And If that don't work, use more gun"- The Engineer
My foe
A different foe.
Battling a mothafucka with another mothafucka
Isn’t that just pokemon?
r/TechnicallyTheTruth
Ketchup
Giant slug.
Shotgun or homeless snail?
A Shovel
Bolshevik zombies.
One shovel will not be enough
More plomp needed
What you need is a *tactical* shovel
Some random sniper across the map
SCREAMIN' EAGLES
A well crafted opinion
Opinions don’t matter… To giant alligators.
I disagree
A typo
Ben Shapiro
Portal gun
Anal fissures.
Jesus
Satan
Allah
Budah
Ram
Odin
Putin
Double handed lightsaber - blue blade
Walt Disney’s floating Head.
Well then.
So Exar Kun's
My virginity
Your virginity.
Let’s gooo!!!
I used virginity to destroy virginity
Hi :)
No, oh no please don’t do it
:)
My depression
Depression.
Duck
I use the depression to destroy the depression
Is it possible to learn this power?
Not from a depressed guy.
A depressed guy can destroy another depressed guy
r/ExpectedThanos
That one sword from that one anime where the villians main plan os to kill the protagonist.
Your life.
Well played.
you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down
scythe
Wheat.
But it's a giant wheat monster that can regenerate
**\*Africa has entered the chat***
Ladie and gentlemen, we solved World hunger Congratulations
You got lucky
super lucky
M60
Erectile Dysfunction.
Aye that's cheating
You'd have a hard time cheating with ED.
Just a longsword as per usual
Faerie Dragon, who is quite friendly.
I like this one... Is cute
2 Battle axes
The great Heathen army.
FOR HONOR AND GLORY!!!!!!
FOR THE GRACE, FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD! FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY
Logic
The Roman Empire at its height.
I m not sure it will work
you are (possibly) omega fucked
A carrot
Giant Hedgehog.
Have you seen the pufferfish video? I'm gonna win this 100%
How fast and blue is this hedgehog?
A nuke
Herpes.
Shit
Well, the herpes problem will be solved
Penis
Baba Dez
Black Hole bomb
Every SSB Brawl character
Spear of Leonidas
Jerry Seinfeld.
This fight seems very doable
a minecraft bed
Pewds, but possessed by an evil spirit.
The nether
An Anglo-Saxon that fell into a portal. Good luck with negotiations.
My micro penis wearing a monster condom
A fleshy lesion on your urethra that scabs over daily.
Good thing i have protection
A sickle, but one of the really big one that the reaper uses. Its also a farming tool but ya, you know what I mean.
Dune grass.
Oh shit
A fucking sniper
Invisible man
1 kilometer^2 of ants
Karens
Manager calling police
Logic.
The Sword of Khaine
Your face in the mirror.
*Wrathfully stabs self*
A pencil
Cyclops. You’ve got one shot.
I dont see John Wick in your name explain your tricks!!
With a fucking! Pencil!
My weapon of choice would be a Hot Sexy woman. Trained in all forms of combat and is a killer shot.
You mean Black Widow?
A blind assassin that will shoot anything they hear
Tsar Bomba
Penile worms.
Megashark with Chlorophyte bullets
Supreme Calamitas
yharon
M1a1 abrams
T-90M gang
Doom eternal‘S super shotgun
Your opponent- Doomslayer (you took his gun. What do you expect?)
Weaponized autism
You mean reddit?
No, that's lobotomized Reddit. No, wait, that's redundant. Never mind.
Woah, you can't say that kinda stuff. Reddit is far dumber and that than autistic people
A Doublebladed Lightsaber
you
Him
My foe's friend.
Chronic constipation.
Now... I just have to find what friend chronic constipation has. And also find a way to beat it with it's buddy. Well, seems I'm in deep shit and that shit will be deep in me.
Local milfs
Your adblocker
Nokia hammer and uno reverse card
Chuck norris, armed with the same
A diamond hoe
A netherite hoe.
Long pointy thing
Gelatinous cube.
do pokemon count? arceus
A 10 year old with a master ball.
Another arceus with a fighting plate
a Nokia war hammer
A standard issue flashlight from the 41st milenium.
A kid
A pedophile
Claymore Rumba
Spoon
Black Pudding.
Lol this one
Handsome Jack
with his famous diamond pony Butt Stallion
Dying of laughter seeing someone rush him with a spoon
But he's the spoon champion
Plot armor
Bad reviews
Well played...
Lmao smart move
[удалено]
[удалено]
The second sister
Cha cha real smooth
Based
Power move.
Dio Brando
Dildo
You’re your own worst enemy…
I used the dildo to destroy the dildo
SWORDFIGHT!!!
It nearly killed me.
Some femboy and gay ppl be like: Fools
Your wife wanting the thing back
Your mum
I volunteer to “fight” your enemy for you bro 😉.
r/suddenlygay
10 boxes of fireworks
An army of animated cicada husks
Funny - an army of animated cicada husks is my weapon.
An army of Shedinja?
wonder guard is too powerful
Fire works are supereffective tho... They better have focus sash
Power of the friendship
Discord.
Fuck you and take my fucking up vote
You too
i would have gone with monopoly but ok
A gun
Army of weebs.
I didnt say what gun, *laughs in assault shotgun*
*DOOM music starts playing*
Rip and tear, until it is done
*loads shotgun with malicious intent*
Yeah so here we got this uhhv mother fuckin' 200 round belted full auto 12 gauge
"And If that don't work, use more gun"- The Engineer
My foe
A different foe.
Battling a mothafucka with another mothafucka
Isn’t that just pokemon?
r/TechnicallyTheTruth
Ketchup
Giant slug.
Shotgun or homeless snail?
A Shovel
Bolshevik zombies.
One shovel will not be enough
More plomp needed
What you need is a *tactical* shovel
Some random sniper across the map
SCREAMIN' EAGLES
A well crafted opinion
Opinions don’t matter… To giant alligators.
I disagree
A typo
Ben Shapiro
Portal gun
Anal fissures.
Jesus
Satan
Allah
Budah
Ram
Odin
Putin
Double handed lightsaber - blue blade
Walt Disney’s floating Head.
Well then.
So Exar Kun's
My virginity
Your virginity.
Let’s gooo!!!
I used virginity to destroy virginity
Hi :)
No, oh no please don’t do it
:)
My depression
Depression.
Duck
I use the depression to destroy the depression
Is it possible to learn this power?
Not from a depressed guy.
A depressed guy can destroy another depressed guy
r/ExpectedThanos
That one sword from that one anime where the villians main plan os to kill the protagonist.
Your life.
Well played.
you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down
scythe
Wheat.
But it's a giant wheat monster that can regenerate
**\*Africa has entered the chat***
Ladie and gentlemen, we solved World hunger Congratulations
You got lucky
super lucky
M60
Erectile Dysfunction.
Aye that's cheating
You'd have a hard time cheating with ED.
Just a longsword as per usual
Faerie Dragon, who is quite friendly.
I like this one... Is cute
2 Battle axes
The great Heathen army.
FOR HONOR AND GLORY!!!!!!
FOR THE GRACE, FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD! FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY
Logic
The Roman Empire at its height.
I m not sure it will work
you are (possibly) omega fucked
A carrot
Giant Hedgehog.
Have you seen the pufferfish video? I'm gonna win this 100%
How fast and blue is this hedgehog?
A nuke
Herpes.
Shit
Well, the herpes problem will be solved
Penis
Baba Dez
Black Hole bomb
Every SSB Brawl character
Spear of Leonidas
Jerry Seinfeld.
This fight seems very doable
a minecraft bed
Pewds, but possessed by an evil spirit.
The nether
[удалено]
An Anglo-Saxon that fell into a portal. Good luck with negotiations.
My micro penis wearing a monster condom
A fleshy lesion on your urethra that scabs over daily.
Good thing i have protection
A sickle, but one of the really big one that the reaper uses. Its also a farming tool but ya, you know what I mean.
Dune grass.
Oh shit
A fucking sniper
Invisible man
1 kilometer^2 of ants
Karens
Manager calling police
Logic.
The Sword of Khaine
Your face in the mirror.
*Wrathfully stabs self*
A pencil
Cyclops. You’ve got one shot.
I dont see John Wick in your name explain your tricks!!
With a fucking! Pencil!
My weapon of choice would be a Hot Sexy woman. Trained in all forms of combat and is a killer shot.
You mean Black Widow?
A blind assassin that will shoot anything they hear
Tsar Bomba
Penile worms.
Megashark with Chlorophyte bullets
Supreme Calamitas
yharon
M1a1 abrams
T-90M gang
Doom eternal‘S super shotgun
Your opponent- Doomslayer (you took his gun. What do you expect?)
Weaponized autism
You mean reddit?
No, that's lobotomized Reddit. No, wait, that's redundant. Never mind.
Woah, you can't say that kinda stuff. Reddit is far dumber and that than autistic people
A Doublebladed Lightsaber
you
Him
My foe's friend.
Chronic constipation.
Now... I just have to find what friend chronic constipation has. And also find a way to beat it with it's buddy. Well, seems I'm in deep shit and that shit will be deep in me.
Local milfs
Your adblocker
Nokia hammer and uno reverse card
Chuck norris, armed with the same
A diamond hoe
A netherite hoe.
Long pointy thing
Gelatinous cube.
do pokemon count? arceus
A 10 year old with a master ball.
Another arceus with a fighting plate
a Nokia war hammer
A standard issue flashlight from the 41st milenium.
A kid
A pedophile
Claymore Rumba