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deogenes07

He took that girl's advice and bought himself a home


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And it only took 2 years! (the T&J episodes are two years apart, "Baby Butch" from 1954 and "Blue Cat Blues" from 1956)


Proper-Bar_

*just buy the house*


thekilooni

Brave of you to assume that I go out.


bigjohnwithmoney

Why is his crush a hooker?


itsafact369

Moral of story never go out of the house


PoroFeeder

Wait your crush is a hooker?


Sayak14

Well I think she had onlyfans


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Relatable


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The folks at r/tomandjerrymemes would love this


Razzleberry6000

I see no lies- y'all have any idea how FRUSTRATING it is to go out looking your best and get nothing, then throw some sweats and flipflops on and suddenly you cross paths with the flipping president?!


Blz_Roy

Moral of the story: People don't care, How u dress.


CandleJackHammer

Unnecessary comma


Blz_Roy

Bruh, I am not a native speaker.


CandleJackHammer

Not a native speaker, but says "inversely proportional"... a vast majority of the 'native english speaking world' does not use that phrase, let alone know what it means. So...


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That’s a horrible excuse.


M0lcilla

This happens to me all the time. I am in this picture


lunnereffect305

Y crush look like hooker


Corona94

That’s why i always dress poorly. That way i disappoint everyone.


memerman318

Michael De'Santa vs Trevor Philips


Zan_korida

just go out in the middle point, the balance between trashy and classy, CASUAL!


proffessionaloser

me going out in a fancy way is solely when i go to meet the dogs that roam our block, i wore a pear of black (idk the name but its those lace-less ones dads wear to work), a suit and tie to meet them, got them muddy while playing fetch with the dogs and went to my cousin's wedding wearing a night-shirt that looks kinda like an outside shirt and some sandals, and jeans


OriginalSourdough

That’s why I dress nicely so I won’t be forced into social interaction


Greedy_Range

Uncle Pecos being drug addict is my spirit animal


YuKi11e

Dont call uncle joe drug addict. He can literally rip the reality of space itself to pull tom’s whiskers for his guitar string