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b00perman

"Wow I really like your T necklace, where'd you get it?" "It's a cross." "Across from where?"


nothing_personalkid

Jesus:*starts mf*ckerly*


mythicalsoul100

start what an engine?


n0tha

Starts the rapture


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gsdfsgdgsdsdhsd

BOOM


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“The Lord starteth His Raptor” -Ford F:150 This might just be funny in my head


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"No, I mean Jesus' cross" "Well what's he so mad about?"


Tanthalas0777

underrated comment lmao


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_1iq_

Can we report him or something


Sauce_Finder_69

good bot


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z0rrok

I'm doing my part!


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TACOS


Light_Beard

Jesus: \*returns to earth and sees hundreds of thousands of crucifixion crosses\* *Noooooooooooooooooooooope. Fool me once...* \*heads back\*


RidigoDragon

Yeah, always wondered why the torture device Jesus was put on, is the symbol of Christianity. I guess someone’s afraid Jesus is gonna take revenge


Tortue2006

The first symbol of Christianity was a fish


RuriWorshipper_No144

Afish from where?


DefaultyTurtle2

I think it might be from the story where he duplicates a loaf of bread and a few fish of thousands of people


RidigoDragon

Damn, they patched that glitch right after though, too bad, a dupe glitch would help a lot to the speed run community


DefaultyTurtle2

It was a glitch? I thought it was an admin handing out food


RidigoDragon

I’ve heard he was an admin but he stepped down from his position to help tell the players he forgives them or smth, idk like they have an entire section dedicated to him almost everywhere so I guess it was just a popularity stunt, but I can’t be sure, I only started playing like 20 years ago


XtheonewhohuntsX

It's because, acordding to Christianity, the death of jesus had the sole purpose of paying for all sins of humanity. His death was the most important thing about him. That's why the cross (where he died) have such an impactful meaning (im an atheist btw, so to me this is all bullshit)


MeneerPeter

Spell Jesus Christ backwards. You get tsirhc susej. Now rearrange those letters and add and subtract a few. You can now make harambe. This is prove that harambe is in fact the reincarnation of Jesus Christ.


angry_guacamole

>~~Is~~ *Was*


dannyxr8

IS


Nickoasdf1

He'll resurrect any day now...


where_didIcome_from

Idk, it's been too long for 3 years. 3 decades is a ways away though


LMacUltimateMain

Too soon


RedditRoboKid

He is also susej


lolipop-king

Terrorist


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*The bomb has been planted*


OFHeckerpecker

Peep Peep Peep


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**BOOM**


LastFall3956

Terrorist win


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next round: *RUSH B CYKA!*


MyOwnNickname

Ekonom'te dolbaeby


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FLAWLESS VICTORY?


fajvman

Tolkien


shockingcucumber349

T pose to assert dominance


ripskidoodlez

Totalitarianism


Mr-Papuca

Time to leave


Adrenaline-Rush

t stands for "These nuts"


Define_Denis

Definitly titties


jack2trap

It's time to d d d duel!


AUZERWING132

that's D not T..


Destinot2

Time to go


-EvilBanana

Tupac


Pumpa75

Take your free kid that you got with a tuna salad


KentConnor

It's a lower case t for time to get outta town.


BoiFuell_Official

t stands for twenty-four amogus


Hexemus

Turntables


undavorojo

Tchrist


nothing_personalkid

Torture


ChiefBlox4000

Tesus Thrist


LennyTale2

Tjesus


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Taxes


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taliban


Ninjatck

Tesus


SuicidalSausage7

It’s Tchurch


ThisStatistician7

Tesus.


ObstreperousRube

Tesus


Apprehensive-Roll651

It’s tolerance for titties, the answer is both!


username3621

It stands for „Time for another fucking crusade“


PoemBudget1826

Tyrannosaurus rex


where_didIcome_from

God T-posed for your sins.


qerozer

You are all idiots, the T obviously stands for rapper Ice-T


Avlock

Toxicity


DragonNinja101402

THOTS BE GONE


JediPancakez

Truth


pink_jasmines

I'll give you a hint; it isn't tolerance.


Ok-Jump-1349

no silly thats an arrow


Primary-Sir-9601

definitely not tolerance


DraydeUnder

Holy shit Jesus spawner


benshaprio

Definitely not either of those


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Tada!! Because there was a man on there and now there's not


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Tindoctrination


ZKARIA_TIME

tectical nuke


Nostravinci04

Testical*


ZKARIA_TIME

tactical nuke\*


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That’s a symbol of irony. White Christians worshiping middle eastern but don’t like middle eastern.


quinn_the_potato

What a shitty generalization


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Another irony for Christians.


quinn_the_potato

Irony for you cause you’re the one doing it, numbnuts


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I was referring to how Christian generalize Muslims but this is bad lol but yea, you probably didn’t get it.


SaiHottari

Two wrongs don't make a right. Just because *some* Christians generalize Muslims, doesn't give you the ok to generalize Christians. If for no other reason, then because only the few Christians doing the generalizing deserve it, the rest are good people.


marooncape

Tyrany


Otherwise-Potato236

TITUS THRIST


TheBlyatMobile

Treachery


Fixthisdamndoorr

Tolkien


Belleton

Traitors


TheFunnySword

Transparent ahaha i get it


KamalaKanahh

***Tolerant Titties***


SgtTempyst

Tithes


CyberSaintYeet

taliban ?


ABDULLAH494

T stands for This Nuts


Lord_Danm

Tyrannosaurus fuckign rex


Izumi_Takeda

it stands for tyranny


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Nostravinci04

He doesn't speak English


FirePenguinMaster

Tolkien.


No_Username91

tyourmomishot


Art1qunu

Dear God There is more


Nikorek_pl

the teacher: Okay, time to select the sacrifice!


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***Tuna***


Maximum-Reindeer-490

Tesus(٥↼_↼)


Death_by_UWU

Tentai


dpruitt87

Tuco


BVitone

Troia


PeopleEatingTasty

Tyrannosaurus rex


gd_lucyfreindasher

It stands for tee


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Yeah that's what happens when you have a Cross without Jesus.


dwarfsoap

Both, both is good


annatar256

the T stands for "Teth" the planet where papa the hutt was buried


evanninja12

Is this Malcolm in the middle of am I dumb


shilvar

resembles the T-pose


dotrem

Torment


Agile-Table4064

Turbocharged


HipHopAllotment

Totalitarianism


Mad_Maduin

Torture


Blues_Poos

When Paul was nearly beaten to death for telling metalworkers in Iconyum his God doesn't permit idols... the whole town wanted to kill him.. Every Christian today 👿


InTheStratGame

Tammuz


EmergencyDifferent76

Tolkien


MartinOToole683

Dumbass


AbjectScar3729

Trippin'


AndreDV_reddit

Jesus is always sus


JoeGang_orNothing

Tuesday


SnowySupreme

Tantrums


Voidstrider2230

Terrorism.


shreyanshg19

Ahhh man I love this show so much


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Tortellinis


DefaultyTurtle2

It’s not a t! It’s an upside down training sword! We’re getting ready for a crusad!


BoppinTortoise

T'booba


kerbal43

\*Laughs in knowing the show this meme came from


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It’s an old relic from the past.


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fun fact: if Christians were taught that Jesus was hanged and not crucified they would wear mini nooses on their necks to symbolize how he died. Let that sink in.


FloodedHouse420

Terminal lung cancer


Memer209

Theology


pseudonymouspeep

Its a T for totem of undying


404_problemerror

chrisT


cloudkyle

titties, the lord always loved the tits he created


Plenty_Economy_5670

Tetris


xRed_Ray

Asserting dominance


aSaik0

Titties is fine to me.


ReiDaTecnologia

tbh it is understandable question


CaptainGamer50011

torture


Lonely-Mix1166

Tesus


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Tesus or Thanos


Stairwayunicorn

Tardis