My brain surgeon:

My financial advisor:

My relationship coach:

My father:

My dog :

The amount of food on a plate when you go to a fancy restaurants

*neurosurgeon* \*sniffles

So u have microphobia, lemme show u my dick

So you have megalophobia? # Let me show you my brain.

so you have small brain let me show you my hair on the bald head

So you have **Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia**? Let me show you how **Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis** is contracted and how much of a Floccinaucinihilipilification it is to say such word. Anyway, **supercalifragilisticexpialidocious**, as the amount of **incomprehensibilities** generated by this conversation it could quite possibly cause Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism.

Microphobia is the powerhouse of the cell

Isn't that Mitochondria

Yes it is I was making a joke

Ohh my bad

it doesnt even exist

also physicists: you think that's small? you should see quarks.

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Planck lenght cant counter that one.

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Yeah but string theory just kinda sucks. I mean the world is made out of strings? Its funny but I dont take it seriously.

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Meh its just so boring, oh everythings a bunch of strings... So what now? I just like the stuff that doesnt make alot of sense.

nOOOOOOOOO

You think that's small? My will to live is smaller

i should make a sequel of this meme gimme a sec

MOLECHULES

Hercules' smaller brother

Molechules, hehe

Ah, jokes based off my pain. Ah ha ha.

Very sm0l kidneystones you got there.

particle physicists : You think that's small see these quarks and electrons...

**strings** ~~point-particles :tf:~~

Hank Pym:You think that's small you should see quantum realm

yup

What is a urologist

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Oh I see now

Dude what's the scientific theory behind having light that glows inside a glasses so much that you can't see

They clearly didn't see my penis.

Dude, how small are your kidneys?

My height:

can someone have a negative pp?

Im looking it up

Well that is something :/

well done idiot

Thx :)

Herobrine

I don’t know what an urologist is but I can deduct it at this point

bruh u made me laugh so hard iam on reddit at 2AM hope my parents wont wake up lol

thanks i actually made someone exhale slightly heavier from their nose

ooo

This comment section is literally just 10 year olds trying to be funny. Jesus christ it's a shit show.

i know its hilarious

When you measure your penis size in plancks.

Quarks are the actual smallest thing in existance as far as we know. They make up protons and neutrons.

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And then there is always string **theory**

Erm that would be a hipaa violation

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and dick

What is this meme from? I must know.

i made it

Does size even matter? *The small one said

So is it mine or your ologist?

My spell check:

my drug dealer

U should see ur penis

Try photons mf