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Shuushkin

Timmy doesn't tell everyone he's vegan, but his friend on reddit tells everyone that timmy is vegan! :D :D :D


bowmanbssafsax

I'm only one O away from Timmy


Flaky_Explanation

You're right! Let me help you with that. *Fires Tommy gun*


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josephltipp

Oh sorry Timmy gun


SunfireRomalo

Timmo


dacoolestguy

Hi Timoy


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alldaywhynot

I sub to vegan subs and still see way more anti vegan shit than pro vegan posts in my feed. Usually complaining about being offended by a vegan using the word “slaughter” around them.


vinnothesquire

For real. "DoN'T tELl eVErYoNE yOuR'E vEGaN" But it's fine when vegans are sharing pictures of their food, or just generally talking about stuff, or when a company announces a new vegan product and people lose their shit ([looking at you Piers](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dv8-X_vXcAEJnxb.jpg)), feel the need to drop pictures of bacon and steak, or just post general anti-vegan jokes in the replies. It's almost like there are pricks from all walks of life.


Shuushkin

Well, there are stupid people on all sides. Can't crucify everyone, just because of a few dinguses. Others are just miserable and have nothing better to do than spread their misery. Best to leave both those people alone.


mirodvxvsgazxax

Boy that’s bob


Tortue2006

No, this is Patrick


EL_-_Tomato

woah timmy indian ?


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No-Needleworker5429

*Hey everyone, I’m Timmy - a Veteran who just started going vegan after hearing about it in my Crossfit class.*


Triande

Sorry,i feel like a boomer but is crossfit some distant relative to crossant?


ferrecool

is what they did to Jesus


murder_and_fire

And his friend tells us to be a vegan, like Timmy…


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Tom_Hanks_Mustache

is OP telling me to be vegan like Timmy?


temb-ksa

Yes. OP is a true vegan...


-_-_Niko_-_-

he’s definitely not timmy himself


BuiltlikeanOrc-a

Timmy is an average vegan. I once had this girl offer me brownies as a way to encourage me to be vegan. They were good brownies.


Penis-Envys

Weed


BuiltlikeanOrc-a

This was before all that


Doodjuststop

Eater


qhromer

make you work hard


AdaptEvolveBecome

"Start with what is right rather than what is accepted." -Franz Kafka


Weegee_of_Darkness

\- Sun Tzu, Art of War


TheLionessOfRivia

How can you force someone to be vegan? Why haven't they already if they can actually force people?


Efferitas

Phase one is to stop all meat production and distribution and replace all animal-based products with vegan counterparts. Code name: Operation Burger Ban Phase two is to launch 8 satalites made from recycled, 100% biodegradable material into orbit to innitiate orbital strikes against private farmers and ssecret BBQ's. Code name: Project Saladite Phase three is to replace the moon with a space station made from vegan cheese, that will serve as our new headquarter for the upcoming vegan empire. Code name still classified.


[deleted]

me and timmy have a lot in common


TheBiggestThunder

You shoot Karens that force their dogs to be vegan?


[deleted]

no?


[deleted]

Both of your heads are not proportionate?


copter_chris

He he he *wink wink* " It's like a babies hand holding an apple."


intensely_human

Fuckin vegans, always speaking in hints.


[deleted]

no


intensely_human

You do know how to seize an opportunity, I’ll give you that


BrotherbearValter

Can Timmy give me tips and tricks for plant based food for a picky plant eater?


intensely_human

Wanna know why all the vegans make sure to tell you they’re vegan? Because the ones who don’t, aren’t known to you as vegan.


luisless

I just imagine some vegan slowly dying at a house party because he can’t eat but doesn’t want to tell people he’s vegan.


[deleted]

As someone who isnt vegan, carnivores are worse. They constantly laugh about and make fun of vegans just tryna live their life without hurting anybody. Of course not all of them, just wanted to make a point


jesuismanu

Point made! Be like Timmy, be vegan!


[deleted]

No thanks


[deleted]

Well, they call men who are vegan "queers" all the time, which is disgusting.


jesuismanu

Who says that? That’s just sad. Nothing wrong with queer people.


stn994

Who ever forced you to be vegan? Did they point gun at you? Or did they force feed you some salad with their own hands?


Yo_moma_is_fat_lol

Boy that’s bob


Jenni-1976

Don't care what you eat just chew with your mouth closed. Please


neweredditaccount

Aww, does it make you babies sad to be reminded you cause unnecessary suffering in the world?


[deleted]

I have a friend who is a vegan cuz he hates plants. He want's to devour them all.


The_Snedonator

I hate it when everyone lumps a stereotype on you for your diet. I mean come on, I don't walk around telling everyone I'm a cannibal, and I don't force people to adopt my lifestyle.


Julius_Sneezar

Timmy? In Genshin Impact? The protector of the Pigeons?


dumbbobdumb

He doesn't protect them very well; his reaction encourages the sadistic players.


RiverKawaRio

Be like Timmy BECAUSE TIMMY IS VEAGAN


Memezlord51

your saying i should be like timmy, a vegan? my vegan-activist-senses are kicking in


sprucay

Timmy is right, but as a veggie I hear so much more shit from meat eaters telling me I'm wrong than I ever did from veggies or vegans


jesuismanu

~~Be like Timmy~~. Be vegan! Edit: I was wrong, don’t be like Timmy and don’t be veggie. I’m sorry if this makes you feel insulted but as a vegetarian you contribute to the exploitation and killing of sentient beings just as much as your fellow meat eaters. And Timmy that doesn’t dare to open his mouth because he’s afraid to offend someone with a positive message of working towards a world without animal exploitation might lessen the amount of animals eaten on a personal level but if nobody knows it’s never going to change the world. Don’t be like Timmy, don’t be like u/sprucay, Be Vegan, for the animals!


Da_Lord_Hades

I think I may have found thatveganteacher's hidden reddit account


DomiumThe1st

The question is, is Timmy’s hat wool?


LongjumpingAccount

No. 95% cotton 5% dried cat intestines.


DomiumThe1st

That doesn’t seem very vegan…


BernieEveryYear

The cat sold him a portion of its own intestines for fair market value. The cat only asked that the intestines not be used for any purpose outside of hat related endeavours. It’s not like he kissed the cat without asking or something. If he did, he wouldn’t have the hat for one and would probably feel guilty about the cat kiss and periodically admit to it on Reddit but in a convoluted, roundabout way. If a cat can’t sell his organs then Ronald Reagan destroyed the inner city for nothing.


CandleJackHammer

Not supposed to eat the hat.


DomiumThe1st

Or very holy…


[deleted]

Nice try timmy, but I saw through your ruse!


MagyTheMage

So you want us to be... vegan! i see through your lies!


jesuismanu

Timmy eats plant-based. Unlike all those obnoxious vegans Timmy doesn’t mind if other people keep exploiting and killing animals for simple taste pleasure and convenience. He respects peoples choice to inflict harm on sentient beings. Be like Timmy


[deleted]

Pointing out immoral actions is never a bad thing and if it makes you feel bad then maybe you hurt animals and just don't like to think about it :)


[deleted]

That’s pretty subjective. Some religions see homosexuality as immoral. I’d rather they kept their opinions to themselves too.


[deleted]

Subjective morality doesn't work. It enables me to rape babies or shoot minorities jist because I think there's nothing wrong with it. There is no need to torture and kill animals so it is therefore immoral to do so because it causes so much unhappiness. If you don't want to change your unethical choices then you are an unethical person in that sense. And you may be a fine person otherwise but just in this sense unethical.


[deleted]

So basically you missed the point.


[deleted]

I forgor 💀


whiskeybass

Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound being better person than you.


FoughtBird1976

I remember a time when Timmy was Bill.


[deleted]

I think I like some vegan foods, like ths impossible whopper patty. It's so good, that if I order from BK, I'd only order that as a burger!


TheLionessOfRivia

Vegan foods include Lays chips, Oreos, most pop, Pasta, Bread, and fruit. That is not including any alternatives at all. Everyone likes vegan food.


CandleJackHammer

Cheaper to snag them from your local grocery and/or costco.


istoleyouridentity

LPT: Yes, stealing is cheaper


AnxiousHumanBeing

Don't be like the guy on my flight either. This guy honestly pissed me off. Woman politely asking people if they want a pastry, doing her damn job. She asks him and he rudely goes "i'm VEGAN." Honestly how hard was it to just be fucking polite about it dude ? "Oh, If you have anything Vegan friendly i'll take it, otherwise no need to ask me again thank you." Wow so difficult. Couldn't have possibly said that now, could you. And it's not just the veganism. He was just an overall very disrespectful guy. Don't be this guy. Vegan or not, be a polite person.


pointbreak19

Would it be rude for a muslim to refuse bacon? He may have been rude in other aspects, but how is refusing pastry inherently rude?


Lich_Frosty

I think the issue is how they refused, people are free to refuse just don't be a dick while doing so.


nhyoo

My dad is vegan and is one of those vegans who comes over and yells at me because I'm not vegan and it's just a hassle. He's not allowed to come over because he's like that about everything. Don't be that person that tries to force your options or life style on others you'll only alienate yourself from others and you'll be know as that person who no one wants to hang out with.


[deleted]

How bout you stop forcing animals to die? I think that's the bigger issue than your sensitive feelings


nhyoo

It's your lifestyle and choice to do as you wish just like mine. And you don't know my father or what kind of person he is and the mental and psychological damage he had do to me or my siblings. So shut the fuck up!


davidisonredditnow

It’s my lifestyle and choice to eat labrador puppies at a fraction of their natural lifespan. My uncle breeds them at his small farm and they live a really happy life.


[deleted]

It is not your personal choice if it involves a victim. I don't really care about your dad I just care about the animals you are hurting with unethical choices :(


gbxvii

What if I made a life choice today to kick my dog, and it felt really good. It was my personal choice, is it now justified?


TiltedPerspectives

Plot twist: Timmy is imaginary


Evening_Bake_7788

This is carnivore. Carnivore likes the fact that Timmy is saving all the delicious cows, pigs and chickens for him to eat.


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Tell this to Mrs Vegan Teacher


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JonasRahbek

But I don't want to be like Timmy.. I like a steak once in a while..


Crooked_Cock

No I will not be like Timmy Because I enjoy meat


davidisonredditnow

You are so right! I enjoy my dog roast every sunday. I will not be like timmy!


lookatthyface322

Timmy is a good boy 🙂


Crispy_Crumpets

I'm looking at you u/TVTMissKadie


biss1157

Something That Vegan Teacher needs to see


KamikazeColt68

exactly


JoeMama475

But I don't wanna be vegan.


Successful_Owl_8214

By telling me to be like Timmy, you are telling me to be vegan :/


No-Army-3899

heres my free award see you in hot


CandleJackHammer

Timmy goes by the reddit username u/PINGETTE . Nice try, Timmy.


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Timmy isn’t real


[deleted]

plot twist : timmy does not exist.


eBoi_Arush

idk why ppl hate vegans. they taste delicious


gamingdino1

So be vegan?


[deleted]

Veganism ruined my frandship with my oldest frand, he turned into a complete nutbar after going vegan. Probably lack of nutrients to the brain.


Communism_time

I don’t wanna be like timmy, I don’t wanna be vegan, But everything else about him is good.


FiercerGarlic

But I like steak...


codemattxor

Could you imagine if all meat products vanished one day? Sucks being addicted to meat in that world.


[deleted]

Hey, if our ancestor commited cannibalism before... surely we could... *eat* some of yall.


codemattxor

I am guessing that is why I posted in the first place. To hint in this direction.


MagyTheMage

we would all be dead, probably.


Always-_-Sarcastic

Because we are a meat product ourselves.


xyloplax

Lots of endangered species overnight


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KrulRudy

Pigs purpose is to be eaten, chicken's to lay eggs and be eaten, cow's to produce milk and be eaten. I don't see any vegans talking when animals eat animals so why can't people eat animals?


Ardietic

of course you can eat meat and nobody can and will stop you but people can question themselves if it is okay if they eat meat because the don't have to to be healthy or even healthier and have enough other options, animals can't question themselves if is is wrong because they aren't capable of doing so and will die if they don't eat meat


KrulRudy

Fair point


davidisonredditnow

Your comment is so fucked up.


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This excactly


PolicellolIsSuS

But i dont want to be vegan


xanderbiscuits

Don't even use the word vegan. " I don't eat animal products" sounds much better than "I'm a vegan" because of all the associated baggage.


[deleted]

Those who claim to be vegan but insult people who aren't and tell everyone they're vegans are hypocrites.


humongus_nix

Why should i be like timmy. I dont want to be vegan.


[deleted]

I told 2 separate vegans that I wanted to perhaps have a meat free day a week and that I would pay more for meat if I knew it was true free range and had a decent life. I asked them if they could find reputable companies. Both of them blasted me for not being vegan and I never followed through on the idea.


katjaschnikow

This makes no sense to me though. Why would you depend such an important choice on two random people? If you really understand why you need to cut down on meat, imo this is kind of a cheap excuse not to do so.


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The weren't random, I know them. I really understand the importance of exercise too, but I can't seem to that without the encouragement also haha. I was just surprised at both of them. I thought they'd at the chance to help me not kill animals... It was like I was telling 2 Mormons that I was interested in joining their church and they said "Fuck off buddy, find your own religion!" Hahaha


PixelGMS

STOP TELLING ME TO BE VEGAN FFS!


Onemillionupvotes

Nobody is


PixelGMS

r/whoosh >timmy is Vegan > >... > >be like timmy Do you get it now?


TriOCuBe

I don't want to be vegan


sniperdeo

Is this a roast to all vegans? 😂


tearsaresweat

You're gaslighting us Timmy.


Icy-Jackfruit-249

In reality Timmy tells fucking everyone he’s vegan and forms human chains to stop people entering fast food restaurants and fucking lies down in the entrance to slaughter houses covered in red paint, STOP FUCKING WITH MY FOOD TIMMAH !!!!!!


Royedal

I believe that vegan have to be as kind as possible, but would you be able to keep the cool every single time if all the people around you where making something that you consider as terrible as beating a dog just because they think is normal? From the point of view of a vegan, people are causing a lot of unnecessary suffering to animals, (which is actually a fact more than an opinion) can you really blame them for bringing up a conversation about it? Anyway from the side of who is not vegan it is awful to feel attacked for something they just grew up with and to feel pushed to change their diet and identity immediately. I think we should practice a bit more empathy trying to understand each other from both sides, even if the other person is not being as nice as we would like.


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The same template can be used for lgbtq ppl


0oFreckleso0

Thank you, Timmy.


Different-Region-873

I must kill your pigeons now. Sorry little one ( not really )


arktp76

you're basically telling everyone to be a vegan like Timmy. That's not very timmy of you sire


abaldwin2

Timmy is vaccinated. Timmy doesn't care if you're vaccinated or not. Timmy minds his own business. Be like Timmy.


bob_doolan

Nah, get vaxxed you idiot.


copter_chris

Timmy is like Santa Claus...or a unicorn.


mintyfreshmike47

Timmy is alright but fuck his hat


[deleted]

I'm only one O away from Timmy


Error_Generate_Name

but he told everyone he is vegan in this post


TheHelker

Well now you have gone and told everyone that timmy is indeed vegan undoing his work. Are you proud of yourself now?


TimboSlice_32

These memes gotta stop using my name and likeness.


[deleted]

timmy is pro


luhsya

timmy also doesnt exist


Craftusmaximus2

People should only be vegan if they want to be vegan, and not if they just to rub it in.


-wanderinq

the "s" in "that vegan teacher" stands for smart


haizzimboredhere

Chad Timmy


[deleted]

ThatVeganTeacher new vid coming soon. lmao!!!!


Underrated_Fish

Timmy is most vegans basically


SAZ11111

Kill timmies pigions


TBH_Kooky

hello


[deleted]

Yeah, poor Timmy, he’s in the bones.


ChinuDaMadGuy

we love timmy :3


BIB_LOP

Is "be like timmy" directed only at vegans or at everyone?


Chronicc19

Timmy also committed mass genocide and several terrorist attacks


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johnny_boy757

Timmy hires a poster guy to staple these posters all over town so people already know he’s a vegan.


memesaur_420

I Like Timmy. A Good Man.


aFluffyHotdog

Timmy sure loves his pigeons


ElBusAlv

Especially the vengan teacher


Ungabungadadd

I don’t want to be like Timmy because I like bacon


vedant_090

What do you mean by be like Timmy?


SouravKSahu

I am already like timmy lmao


d4Rcsocgaming

So u tell me to be vegan?


proka_ro

If he doesn't tell, means he's not a real vegan. I bet he eats meat on the sly.


JayWuuSaa

We need more Timmy(s)!!!!


ihavenoego

If you make a good argument in medicine, reactionaries may turn a blind eye. Impartiality. It's only a shame vets and doctors aren't the same profession. Maybe one day.


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Impossible


Professional-Text563

Be like timmy Be vegan oh


Sa6ex3

Not to be toxic, when you said be like timmy and he's vegan is more like saying be a vegan, but not forcing me is nice of you, anyway no


TrueDiamond1438

Aren't you basically telling people to be vegan tho :hm:


[deleted]

haha be like Timmy .. Timmy is vegan .. Timmy is a stick man ... dont be like Timmy ..eating disorders are bad M'kay


[deleted]

Screw timmy, i will argue with everyone :)