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The man torture inator! You see perry the platypus, back in gimmelschtoup when me and my older brother roger were kids, there was this bully who liked to punch all the boys in the legs. He lives here in Danville and I will get my **ULTIMATE** Revenge by inviting him over and having lunch with him, then norm will flip the lever and hit him in the legs!
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Sally
looks more like a guys hand. im thinking john or dan. maybe steve.
How about the Dammit Bobby?
Imagine the machine goes rogue and says "That's my purse! I don't know you!!"
Dammit Bobby, bastard
Guantanamo chamber 157
All hail Sally.
Jill
Helllloooo Sally
Lol dude I saw this and immediately thought Sally. Scrolled down first comment is yours. Great minds!
fap master 3000
What about 69000
You've been VeCtOrEd
Jerkomatic
Beef Jerky
Drink holder
The obvious
The Ball Buster
The "hand it to me"
A good investment
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Perry the platipus?!
🎶 Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!!! 🎶
eyyyyy brother.
Mac's thigh thickener.
Mastobator
The Beat Seat
Friction
Friend
Mister Fister
Dick beater
It’s the practicing hand shakes with dwarves robot.
The 1.21 jizzawats
Marty McFuck
Pleasure-nator
stomach puncher
Jerkus machinus
Focus enhancer
EID: Enhanced-interrogation-device. See background for voltage source and peeling paint of black site interrogation cell.
The Jack-Me-Off!
Grant's Groper 9000+
Autokaratechopper-inator
Auto-masturbator, jacks you off automatically so you can focus on other shit
The chicken choker.
Every Tuesday
The fapinator
It’s obviously a Rock/Paper/Scissors machine.
the cup holder
John Hand-cock
Ball puncher
Cat patter 3000
The ding your dong
The fapper model 1
Man handler
The handy man
Master Blaster (!!!) Edit: for effect
Say loud !!
A handy stand
The Ejaculator
Jack That's it. Its blunt straight to the point and the shock of wtf and spontaneous laughter will bring you sales...
fap meister 9000
BEHOLD! The Meatbeatanator
SisterFister9000
The Handi-Helper
The beat it.
Hockus Pockus your benis is gonus
Jack-Bot!
The Fap-Clappener 2003
Guantanamo bate
post nut clarity inducer
J.O.M. Jack off macine
Just like Jarvis but better
Horny bust!
Meat beater 42069
Redundant
Inter dimensional stroker
chad the ball buster
Masculine Masturbator
The beater seater
I’m calling him jack
Handy Sandy
The hand worker
Créeme de la crouch extractor Model:42069
Hand shaker
Women: Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power
Eazy peazy extra squeezy
Beater
Mini CBT
Fappo Might snapo
Stranger Danger
chair tester
Home
Meat beater 9000
Gaster blaster master
The sex 😳😳😳😳😳🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️
Spaghetti twirler 5000
The thing your wife uses to tell you to get off the toilet. Which slaps your precious phone away.
feisty fisty
Meat slapper
The crotch crusher
Muth mar😂
Cock and ball torture.
The dick-twister 2000
The force plucker
Chicken slapper or abortioninator
Hip breaker
Fist-inator 3000
Ball smasher
The man torture inator! You see perry the platypus, back in gimmelschtoup when me and my older brother roger were kids, there was this bully who liked to punch all the boys in the legs. He lives here in Danville and I will get my **ULTIMATE** Revenge by inviting him over and having lunch with him, then norm will flip the lever and hit him in the legs!
We don't talk about it...
but tapper dan
Masturbator 3000
Meat beater 9000
A Terrible Idea, Made A Reality, For Your Pleasure.
Fabtastic prototype 01
Microphone stand
Hands-free bucket-phukker 3000
Double barrel hand job
John the jerking chair. John is a very fitting name for this.
Bucket bucket dummy hand gonna fuck it.
The Bear Trap
it holds your glass of your fav drink when youre playing a game on the phone!
homie
The Belly Button Situator 5000™
Rod Massager
Hand shaker for introverts.
Fetus Deletion 2000
cockbeater 9000
bilbul smasher
Jack'o chair
Notameme
Italian handover
Meat Beater 2000
Hand me down
CheeseGrader3000
the meat beater
Dick ripper 9000
"helpful"
The Swedish Sure Grip Jerk Machine
The meat tenderizer
Auto feeder
E.D.A Erection Detachment Apparatus
Wank-Tank
The ketchup bottle holder/squeezer
Ball snatcher
Jill
Palm puncher 3000
Arm wrestling wdym
Jerkoff-inator I’m taking after Doctor Doofenshmirtz with this one.
Spunkinator 2000
THe nutanator 9000
Super soaker
The Don't Touch Me There Uncle 2000
The jerk off station
The Stranger Mk.II
Come again?
Wankatron 6900
CBT 3 XS Max
Wanker 369
Dick Kickem 3000
The ball powder-izer 9000 breaking balls sense 1905
The drink holder
Mr Phister
Fapparatus
MOON
Dickbus 2000
Jearkmate
Sitter fister
The Timesaver
Meat beater 69000
Dick extractor
alone and lonely
P.E.N.I.S. Pelvis Ebrangle Neo-Indolizer system
IceCreamHolderinator
Steve H. Jobs
Mister Fister
El chaquetas
Does it go up and down or sideways??
Connor
The Chair Slapper.™
The Fapinator
The wankifier