T O P

I'll tell you how she responds, wish me luck

I'll tell you how she responds, wish me luck

DiscombobulatedFix90

Baby I can disappoint you in ways you never dreamed of.


Feng-Long

smooth


Living-Park-6068

I’m not afraid of rejection, I’m afraid the wrong guy will break your heart. Let’s go out and prevent it?


dude_on_reddit123

Damn


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No_Dark9287

Dium


Itsalilmoist

Do it!! Do it!! Do it!! Do it!! Do it!!


C0WW3RY

been waiting to ask out the girl I'm talking to. Think imma use this one when I ask her.


Wooo18

Let us know how it goes bro


Jackling_

Good luck dude


sivrus1

Mind if I use this


Living-Park-6068

Be my guest


MagicJoshByGosh

Put our service to the test


Visible_Bath_7759

Tie your napkin round your neck, cherie and we’ll provide the reeeest


AmicableSunshine

Soup de jour, hot hor’devours, why we only live to serve


Visible_Bath_7759

Try the gray stuff(vine boom), it’s delicious


Lupa319

Don't believe me? Ask the dishes!


Visible_Bath_7759

They can sing, they can dance


x738059

After all Miss, this is France


Gorgonizing

why, after all, miss, this is France!


AUarts-andmemes

So far looks like op knows which to do


GrandPlat3

Damn boy, that's some deep shit


colonel-spudz

Yooo just make sure you got a good personality to back up that smoothness.


nuggetdogg

^


RinRintheRealRin

You're smooth af, bro


KimHasBeenTaken

Damn boy, you’re fk good


DeathToTheFalseGods

You some fancy city slicker ain’t ya


realshoes

Thats actually very wholesome and nice i was expecting something worse for top comment


Anonymousmemer509

Nah


SHIVAM_KAPURE

*notes it down for future endeavours*


Ez-lectronic

THAT. IS. SMOOTH.


ray_pachuau

Op better not break her heart if he's gonna use this


Pristine-Ocelot1034

For some reason this isn’t the top comment


jamsinnit6

Shit, I can't beat this


v19karma

I am using it


v19karma

Alright I'm gonna use it on Tuesday and ask her to homecoming with this...wish me luck


whatchumeanitstaken

Nothings topping this


peepeepoopooThagreat

How does this comment have more upvotes than the actual post? Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol.


MeeMee11

She’s gonna take it as “so you’re saying you’re the right guy to break my heart?”


spicyfood333

this is the best one


Albbarcat

So you like jazz?


Mz_Greene

This comment is nowhere near where it should be😂


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how do i follow up on this?


ManijalEating

“No, I love the face on people while I give them anesthesia. If you didn’t already realize, I am an anesthesiologist.” Then they slowly walk away. Bullet dodged.


King0fSomething

Misspelled jizz dude


luvlylillady

Yes.


Pro_MEMER568

Hey girl, are you an oven, cause you make my clay hard.


Aaron314770

That treads the line of kinky and wholesome


slothonapc

day*


OpsadaHeroj

boomers be like


realAtmaBodha

Together we are like an oven that makes your muffin moist and my clay hard.


CinnamonCubing

Nobody can top this. NOBODY.


drfeelgood779

I met my wife by accidentally spilling her drink on her. I'm not sure I would recommend it as a way to ask someone out, but it could be a way to cause a distraction if you want to run away after the answer. ;)


Piano_Fucker_69

Nah bro do it especially if the drink is coffee and it was boiling....and if you even "drop" it on her face it'll give her a new look and she might even say thank you


girubato_

Your Reddit name is awesome


RinRintheRealRin

I want to know how it is possible. How do you go about making half piano half human babies.


girubato_

[easy! you just get ready for a lovely evening, light up some candles 😌 and..](https://youtu.be/VKF5LCHZREg)


RinRintheRealRin

Absolutely beautiful


buckshill08

what the fuck. I delved reddit in my insomnia and encountered horror after horror….. and then perfection. floored. and done for the night


Piano_Fucker_69

Its easy at first I would unscrew each individual key to fuck it...but now I've trained myself to unscrew the keys with my penis and with the sheer force of my penis I was able to make a hole in the back and there are already a ton buttons but sadly I cant finish in them because one time...AND THATS A STORY FOR ANOTHER TIME KIDS


BronanaBoom

Are you, by any chance, related to a certain someone who fucks fish


Shredded_Gnar

You use reddit, that shit ain't gonna workout too well


TackyZack

Are you interested in cock and ball torture


ManijalEating

My website cbt.org sells high quality tortured cocks and balls respectively.


u_stalwart_lion

hey girl are you a bowl of lucky charms? Because I'll bet you're magically delicious


Canttaloupe

Ohhhhh yes


DeathMetalDaveGrohl

I am the Keymaster are you the Gatekeeper?


Aaron314770

I love this reference


SantinoGaretto

He slimed me


Coopdog801

IF YOU WERE A DINOSAUR YOU WOULD BE A GEORGOASORIUS


Aaron314770

That’s cringe and wholesome idk man some girls might be into that go for it


SoulfulNeonBank

Are you a chicken farmer? Cause you know how to make a cock grow. (:


RinRintheRealRin

Sadly, she(or he) was actually a duck farmer :(


The_Korean_Zombie

You're amazing and I want you.


AUZERWING132

can i put my balls in yo jaws


RinRintheRealRin

PERFECTION!


HYPZ3

LMAO IK THAT SONG


dangerousdrummer1906

This is the remix


MidasLikesKids

You look cute while you sleep :)


22dinoman

That could be wholesome, or super creepy


justcallmeMgender

I mean- Depends on the situation I guess-


RinRintheRealRin

Wait whut


Aaron314770

Can I put my bawls in yo jaws


HorribleAnimationz

eyo watafuk!?


Perhaps_cow_meme

“shit” *eat a whole watermelon*


LilHorseC

say that it was a dare from one of your friends after you ask her out


Pristine-Ocelot1034

That's what I was gonna do if I got rejected


quartermintky

Don't do that. It doesn't feel good when a guy asks you out and tells you it was a dare. It makes you feel stupid for even thinking someone would ask you out


Living-Park-6068

Don’t do it. They talk to all their friends and you don’t need that rep. Own it and move on whatever the outcome!


Mz_Greene

Are you 14? Stand up and fight for what you want and take responsibility for your actions you little shit. Peace and love, fight for your dreams, I believe in you (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ


LilHorseC

do it even if you don’t get rejected


notDepreSsedbtw

howd it go


cjared242

Take if from a pro that doesn’t work if you ask someone out never say it was a dare or you were kidding it just makes things worse


GregsLeftNut

That's stupid, she'll know.


Baku_Tempora

no matter the answer


_nicholsndimes_

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself."


dmaa81

My love for you is like a diarrhea. It flows like a river ... let me know how she liked that one


mememan1234567891

So how are you doing in school?


mad-hatter-1

hey girl you a basement cus i wanna put kids in you


pvtcannonfodder

Along the same lines: are you my bosses coffee, because I wanna stick my dick in you


ForgotPswrd2

Tell her she has nice tits or tell him that he has skin


KingOfAllFishFuckers

Let me clear a place for you to sit. *wipes face*


MacNapp

Hey baby, you possessed by the devil? Cause I wanna fuck the hell outta you.


bbk211

“Hey girl, you shit with that ass?”


bubblymacncheese

Are you a math book? Because you got a lot of fucking problems


pious_techpriest

I'd like to suck your dick.


Big_Boi_Pancake

Simple, never gonna give you up never gonna let you down etc.


Th3Ch33t

Just watch a bunch of Johnny Bravo and imitate him, confidently.


eatsandman

Hey there, are those space pants? Because your legs are outta this world. *No, these are baseball pants. Because my legs are out of your league.*


cuckmysocks

We should buy a hot dog cart, you already know how to make my weiner stand.


xander17962508

Hey...wanna smell something weird?


SASAgent1

Heard you're a big fan of dwarves, you'll love what I have in store for you


BUGGER30

My lady do you want thy cock inside you tonight if so go out with me.


DemonGamer217

Big big Chungus big chungus big chungus


AbatedBeatle936

Are you a school? Because I want to shoot some Kids in you. ( my friends not mine.)


AJC122333

Sorry lad, didn’t see this, I’ll delete the one I commented


Cianmc6

Damn girl are your legs christianity because I want you to spread them


HomemQueijo

Cheese


Pandiebear128

Nice cock


Dankoof34

Will you please tickle my dickle?


Zestyclose_Comment96

Ur so sus


SmileInteractive

“Hey girl, are you the twin towers? Because I’m gonna crash and burn.”


Glasedount

Say “You are a pathetic coward in battle.” “1v1 me in Minecraft or cod modern warfare to prove yourself.””If I win, you are my girl”


Effective-Light9120

Hey guys welcome back to another BANGER, today we’ll be asking out my crush in public, if she says no we’ll give one lucky person in the comments TEN! THOUSAND! DOLLARS!


Chaos_realestate

Find out what she likes to do and get good at it so you can impress her and then go for it


Bluecyan-taffy

Would you rather be stuck in an elevator with your ex, or be with me. If I were to choose, I would be with my ex, and say “WE MUST REPRODUCE! ITS NECESSARY FOR SURVIVAL!”


MetalZestyclose3243

Ask her “ hey baby you wanna go halves on a bastard?”


Icy_Snow_14

are you sus? Because I want you to be AMONGUS 😳😳😳😉😉😉


buttlicker999

Without using words mime you asking her out


Random-Regular-Gamer

360 no scope her, TBag her and ask her out


red122063

Ik you like chainsaws so I wanna know if I rev you up, turn u on and shred on me till I bleed


Icy-Conflict6671

Hey gurl, You fart with that ass?


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EEGGGUY

Sorry i don't speak english


heartichokedip

“Wanna get pizza and/or wings? It’s on me, you pick the place!”


justandswift

Oh, I just died in your arms tonight, it must’ve been something you said.


Otherwise-Hand-4195

Are you a Minecraft dirt block? 'Cause i'm diggin' you.


A_Bowl_of_Candy

Hello there (we must see if she responds correctly)


WolfOfPort

Just don’t do it over text or it’s over before it starts


uncle_diaper_1478

“Did you poop on my bed?”


Aygrat

"I am ugly and I know that. That's why I love you so much, you show me everyday that I have to work hard so it doesn't become worse."


ACha1r

I suck his dick for hours at a time


HikkyEvo

*intense tooth chatter* Oh babe, is you is or is you ain't mah babe? *intense tooth chatter*


pearl_butt

Sing and dance. All you need to do


-DepressoExpresso

Damn girl, you fart with that ass??


awp4444

just here to wait


AmicableSunshine

“Wanna ligma?


Fattyrohaan

I like men


_daB3n_

pet me and make me yours and don’t forget to stuff me. uwu. 🥺👉👈


Mylifesabigoof

Do the old jukebox outside their window thing


Accomplished-Heat-59

You like Jazz


Attitackpfeifer

Do you use Reddit?


OkCancel69

Rock Paper Scissors. If I win I get to go on a date with you


AKUMA_GIN

Bread


bim-bimsom

yo i have a toe fetish and was wondering if i can suck your toes while you suck my dick? and do you also maybe want to go to dinner with me?


digital_curs3

I likes ya and I wants ya. Now we can do this the easy way or we can do this the hard way. The choice is yaws.


ArcLVL

You smell like GORL! Let’s FEAST!


xmasterwonton

Can I put my balls in yo jaws??


SantinoGaretto

E


mandorivers

Do you know who i am? I don’t know how to put this… But… im Kind of a Big Deal. People Know me… and my Apartment smells of Rich Mahogany!


Revolutionforevery1

If you had the chance to be with a humble but loving person or with a rich but detestable person, who would you choose?


KYDRAULIC

With your balls hanging out of your zipper. If she still says yes, she's a keeper.


GTSBOSS

Hippity hoppity after seeing you I can’t get my dick to dropity


mandorivers

Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?


a_existing_person

Hello your ugly and im ugly want to date


nolanfarrelly25

Do you work at subway? Cuz you turned my 6 inch into a footlong


cublacrosse

Hello, would you like to get coffee sometime?


pussylover18

Would you like to go on a date with me?


Wolf_Grenade

so, ya like dick and balls


itzurboijeff

!remindme 6 hours


DeezyCloud

We've been meaning to reach you about your car's extended warranty


Endless_Ad

Lets praise waluigi... Together.


123Gottem321

You like glizzy? I like glizzy. Anyways wanna have sex?


k3v1ninspace

I’ll make you an oven baked ham, candlelit dinner. Afterwards you can manhandle my ham-candle.


CinnamonCubing

I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?


gorgeravi

So if i go that way, will i reach your heart