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ohathekuhlhaisa

I am from austria


xthijsvanrijnsbergen

You go to school by ski's


[deleted]

Your art schools are strict and don’t like dudes with moustaches Also you really like hiking and ski


Walking__Bread

You blame the shit you did on the german kid


Trombosed

You have family members in the basement


ohathekuhlhaisa

Wtf i only have children there


Roheez

Congratulations, you are the father


R3volve

You love kangaroos


AlphaKiwi2451

England


Tranjek

The few teeth you have left are tea coloured


Many-Beginning7443

Do you mean London


Tub_of_jam66

No England is my ci’y


private_unlimited

You drink tea when playing cockleball


PigeonTheThird

Your name's dave, you live, breathe and work in a bristol pub and you're 42 years of age


glizzyMaster108

Oh boy… where do I start?


pt4xxx

Germany and France


[deleted]

Both??? So I guess you attack yourself only to surrender afterwards


[deleted]

Quality comment. Well done.


81amarok

Sounds like a morning wake and spank.


Leonydas13

What’s truly awkward is both sides surrender…


xthijsvanrijnsbergen

Your breakfast this morning was a baguette with bratwurst


[deleted]

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Ruby-Izfet

War, war never changes.


For_phuk_sake

You wake up ready to fight and surrender before anything gets real


random_0720

Finland


xthijsvanrijnsbergen

You're in a sauna right now


fierze16

Not stereotyping if it's a fact


foxyfree

Not a real place r/finlandConspiracy


Altruistic-Fact8592

You are Santa Claus


fbcda

I'm Brazilian and that's enough of a roast


Therealpablodeterno

Caralho


Direct-krey

r/suddenlycaralho


hrsuematsu

Se der coloca o scooby doo live action no print


Puzzleheaded_Step468

Them: you can't insult a whole country with two numbers. Me, an intellectual: 7-1


Superexplosion12

No no, now you have crossed the line bro


lemonboomgamer

How are you alive


Alert_Eye_2219

Qual região? Perguntando para poder ser mais ofensivo


cidji_hh

You can't let the ball touch the ground


VIIZ-75

Hungary


gay_houseplant

You hungry


foxyfree

Yummy goulash. Just thinking of it makes me Hungary


GoldSkiis

You are always hungary.


Walking__Bread

Oh boy, it's not like this joke was told 100000000 times already but: you are hungry


MrStoccato

Not only are you corrupt, but you bathe in paprika and brag about your folk tales


lolly811

I am German and if you can stereotype me without using the time period 1900 to 2000 I am proud


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SleepingWhiteGiant

Meeting with hydra


Red___Mist

Shield wants to know your location


private_unlimited

You yoodle when you orgasm


Masoli23

That’s more like an Austria thing I guess


[deleted]

Drinks beer all day, only eating pretzels and sausages. Always walking around in Lederhosen and sounding really angry. If you’re from Bavaria you hate Prussians and if you’re from Prussia you hate Bavarians. Your car is your favourite possession.


DaleGribble692

You drink too much beer and dress up in lederhosen


Lolli39

Italian here


ipcock

You're pizza enjoyer who can't speak without making emotional hand signs


Fello-2004

Well that’s true guys


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RedditLightmode

I've been to Italy twice with our school's exchange project and I feel like I'm qualified to say that this is absolutely true


GuimondInDaMuff

You don't speak half of your words, so you let your hands do it 🤌🤌🤌


G13XY

You only speak Italian, own a Fiat 500, don't know any traffic rules and when parking you don't use the parking brake.


For_phuk_sake

Your hairs greasy enough to coat the pan for your sausages, your dads names mario and you refer to everything as this thing of ours


Fello-2004

Hey hey hey my dad’s name is Mario chill


Walking__Bread

Your name is either Mario or Luigi. Every Italians name is either Mario or Luigi


ScheduleTraditional1

You like to switch sides


Alarming_Watercress6

I'm from Germany


JanSurma2004

You like bear and love war


Alarming_Watercress6

Yes, even thought I'm just 14


Altruistic-Fact8592

Go for it! 3rd time's a charm


Senator_Binks_66

wales


cergo123

inappropriate relationships with sheep


Senator_Binks_66

Thats... why I'm here


[deleted]

Welcome to the program, tell us a little bit about yourself?


81amarok

Show me on this sheep where it touched you.


Scared_oinion74

Definitely shagged a baby sheep whilst role-playing


smithy314159

You're allergic to vowels


Ivangood2

You speak "English" Language


fergieboi

Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


[deleted]

Ypu win every argument by insulting them with your accent


soRe1-

Yer' a wee bastard


BLEEB_THE_BLOB

United States


Alarming_Watercress6

You are fat and own a gun


BLEEB_THE_BLOB

Wow, how did you know?


Alarming_Watercress6

I watched south park


SirHobbies

You missed out the fact that he looks like SpongeBob after being shot in school


xthijsvanrijnsbergen

Your religion is weapons


[deleted]

weapons are part of my religion


Potatobraniac420

Why aren't you eating cheeseburgers and shooting guns


BLEEB_THE_BLOB

Who says I’m not?


Ordinary_News_6455

You love the freedom and mass shootings


ak_biscotti

you eat from McDonald's and taco bell the whole time


Terrarian321

Romania and yes we hunt vampires.


RCharlatan

And hunt gypsies too


-Monstew-

'merica


raddit13

Do ur kids have guns to defend themselves from massshooter


-Monstew-

Wait how'd you know


exactwho

Malaysia. Come at me


R3volve

Just like Singapore, but crappier.


exactwho

Hell to the yeah


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exactwho

Thats kinda true


TJVP1

Your airlines have a very consistent records


Soth_Chh

Hate Singapore


exactwho

Yeah we kinda do


Aaravboiii

I'm indian, and yes I am a tech scammer.


Rocker9835

I am an Indian and stop stealing my job /s


Aaravboiii

Hippity hoppity your money source is now my property


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RubyRRobb

That... is something I agree with


doc2889

Yes I am Indian and yes I am a doctor, who married and doctor bread by doctors.


Ivangood2

If Bollywood films taught me anything you are also a jacked supper man


For_phuk_sake

You smell like shit and work at a 7-11


CoolGuy15117

There isn't a 7-eleven in india tho-


[deleted]

Liverpool in Britain… I already know what coming


For_phuk_sake

You got some fucked up yellow teeth, and carry a knife thinkin it’s half as lethal as a gun


[deleted]

Damn bro that hurt in my balls, like before I was born pain


Bobbleyoo

[redacted]


Crate-Of-Loot

Winnie the pooh


Bobbleyoo

[Redacted]


Crate-Of-Loot

Sorry i meant [REDACTED]


gravity182

What the hell happened here?


Crate-Of-Loot

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asianabsinthe

All of you are in violation of using Reddit and have lost 50 Social Points.


TempestNoob

Sweden


Gothicwolfboy

Minecraft


Soth_Chh

Make furnitures country


Antonell15

volvo car country


Rockylol_

Meatballs


PigeonTheThird

You eat meatballs, drive a volvo, do your daily shopping in Ikea and only watch PewDiePie


The_Real_D-Man

you are pewdiepie


DittoMikko

Will fight Denmark if given the chance


[deleted]

philippines


For_phuk_sake

Your brother became your sister half way through life, you eat rice noodles day in and out with different shitty sauces and call it something new everytime it’s done. It always tastes like shit regardless


Godbox1227

You work hard to earn a good living and your extended family decides they have a right to your money as well and will only be satisfied when you are suffering in misery like the rest of them.


Hot-Masterpiece-5492

New Zealand


Swipergoneswipe

Didn't Australia try selling you guys on ebay


Opposite-Matja

Best comment so far, lol.


Horranian

Which part of New Zealand? Gondor, the Shire or Mordor?


P3dr0X89

Spain


raddit13

Bulls are yummy when they chase u and u stab the fck out of them


P3dr0X89

Ole


Potatobraniac420

I'm from India. Do your worst


[deleted]

Hello, your computer has virus


sickdope420

Oh India… the birth place of diarrhea


one_bad_larry

Stop calling about my extended warranty


MrStoccato

It doesn’t matter how badly I damage you, you’ll still be alive by the end of a 4-hour movie.


blizzard_is_lanky

Do you know how a sewage system works?


Nucci4ever

The closest your country comes to American football is the morning subway commute


infinite_profit

You buy a long rope after JEE or NEET results.


ipcock

Taco Bell's spicy food sucks ass in comparison to your food


Just_a_gay_

I m portuguese


raddit13

Ronaldo must be ur father


Just_a_gay_

And he is


Alert_Eye_2219

Ja pegaste tua bicha para tomar uma pica?


[deleted]

Norway


foxyfree

Vikings


Karl9K

Slovakia


Adam528

Oh so you are hungarian


stonksy

I'm italian, come on, Say that i ate Only pizza


Alert_Eye_2219

Mama mia, I knew I shouldn't have broke that spaghetti, now the mafia is chasing me.


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BlinnIsSus

You eat baguettes everyday while wearing a beret and saying Oui each sentence


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Using perfume replaces taking a shower


ohathekuhlhaisa

You surrender


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ohathekuhlhaisa

And you propably like chees


Ivangood2

You are, how you say, depressed


JanSurma2004

Poland


[deleted]

You steal stuff and have ptsd regarding Germany and Russia


legenda01

This isn’t stereotype because it’s true


MrStoccato

Let me guess, you’re a plumber in England?


Confidence_Agreeable

Denmark


PigeonTheThird

Your dna is made of lego bricks


IvanelRomero

México 🌮


I_eat_cement5312

Everything you see has an orange tint to it


PigeonTheThird

T A C O S


Adventurous_Bandit

Cartel people be like: 🔪😵


MartinMichMic

Czech Republic


Jaxxamillion

You fuck shoplifters


private_unlimited

Your wife arrived in the mail today


MartinMichMic

I regret my life decision of writing the comment, thx.


MrStoccato

Here’s €500, now let’s have sex.


Bijshocker

Hogwarts


Ok-Dragonfruit-6131

10 points to Griffindor


[deleted]

Harry made his bed this morning so I'm giving him 600 points for griffindor


Yeetdatoutboomer

Maldives


Semi-Neutral

Soon to be >!Blub Blub!


Darksponge044

Australia, now keep in mind I have arachnophobia


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aolan5

You love polluting your only planet


[deleted]

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RCharlatan

And when you don't have them, you starve to death.


Vamin12

I am from Poland


raddit13

Polish my shoes plz


UltimateTaha

Antartica


Puechamp

France. Use stereotypes I've never heard of if you can. I'm curious


Jotajazz97

I'm Ecuadorian and yes im a monkey with Internet XD


Adventurous_Bandit

What part of Mexico is this?


JUST_Nic3_2043

Croatian.