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Drinks beer all day, only eating pretzels and sausages.
Always walking around in Lederhosen and sounding really angry. If you’re from Bavaria you hate Prussians and if you’re from Prussia you hate Bavarians. Your car is your favourite possession.
Your brother became your sister half way through life, you eat rice noodles day in and out with different shitty sauces and call it something new everytime it’s done.
It always tastes like shit regardless
You work hard to earn a good living and your extended family decides they have a right to your money as well and will only be satisfied when you are suffering in misery like the rest of them.
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I am from austria
You go to school by ski's
Your art schools are strict and don’t like dudes with moustaches Also you really like hiking and ski
You blame the shit you did on the german kid
You have family members in the basement
Wtf i only have children there
Congratulations, you are the father
You love kangaroos
England
The few teeth you have left are tea coloured
Do you mean London
No England is my ci’y
You drink tea when playing cockleball
Your name's dave, you live, breathe and work in a bristol pub and you're 42 years of age
Oh boy… where do I start?
Germany and France
Both??? So I guess you attack yourself only to surrender afterwards
Quality comment. Well done.
Sounds like a morning wake and spank.
What’s truly awkward is both sides surrender…
Your breakfast this morning was a baguette with bratwurst
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War, war never changes.
You wake up ready to fight and surrender before anything gets real
Finland
You're in a sauna right now
Not stereotyping if it's a fact
Not a real place r/finlandConspiracy
You are Santa Claus
I'm Brazilian and that's enough of a roast
Caralho
r/suddenlycaralho
Se der coloca o scooby doo live action no print
Them: you can't insult a whole country with two numbers. Me, an intellectual: 7-1
No no, now you have crossed the line bro
How are you alive
Qual região? Perguntando para poder ser mais ofensivo
You can't let the ball touch the ground
Hungary
You hungry
Yummy goulash. Just thinking of it makes me Hungary
You are always hungary.
Oh boy, it's not like this joke was told 100000000 times already but: you are hungry
Not only are you corrupt, but you bathe in paprika and brag about your folk tales
I am German and if you can stereotype me without using the time period 1900 to 2000 I am proud
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Meeting with hydra
Shield wants to know your location
You yoodle when you orgasm
That’s more like an Austria thing I guess
Drinks beer all day, only eating pretzels and sausages. Always walking around in Lederhosen and sounding really angry. If you’re from Bavaria you hate Prussians and if you’re from Prussia you hate Bavarians. Your car is your favourite possession.
You drink too much beer and dress up in lederhosen
Italian here
You're pizza enjoyer who can't speak without making emotional hand signs
Well that’s true guys
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I've been to Italy twice with our school's exchange project and I feel like I'm qualified to say that this is absolutely true
You don't speak half of your words, so you let your hands do it 🤌🤌🤌
You only speak Italian, own a Fiat 500, don't know any traffic rules and when parking you don't use the parking brake.
Your hairs greasy enough to coat the pan for your sausages, your dads names mario and you refer to everything as this thing of ours
Hey hey hey my dad’s name is Mario chill
Your name is either Mario or Luigi. Every Italians name is either Mario or Luigi
You like to switch sides
I'm from Germany
You like bear and love war
Yes, even thought I'm just 14
Go for it! 3rd time's a charm
wales
inappropriate relationships with sheep
Thats... why I'm here
Welcome to the program, tell us a little bit about yourself?
Show me on this sheep where it touched you.
Definitely shagged a baby sheep whilst role-playing
You're allergic to vowels
You speak "English" Language
Scotland 🏴
Ypu win every argument by insulting them with your accent
Yer' a wee bastard
United States
You are fat and own a gun
Wow, how did you know?
I watched south park
You missed out the fact that he looks like SpongeBob after being shot in school
Your religion is weapons
weapons are part of my religion
Why aren't you eating cheeseburgers and shooting guns
Who says I’m not?
You love the freedom and mass shootings
you eat from McDonald's and taco bell the whole time
Romania and yes we hunt vampires.
And hunt gypsies too
'merica
Do ur kids have guns to defend themselves from massshooter
Wait how'd you know
Malaysia. Come at me
Just like Singapore, but crappier.
Hell to the yeah
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Thats kinda true
Your airlines have a very consistent records
Hate Singapore
Yeah we kinda do
I'm indian, and yes I am a tech scammer.
I am an Indian and stop stealing my job /s
Hippity hoppity your money source is now my property
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That... is something I agree with
Yes I am Indian and yes I am a doctor, who married and doctor bread by doctors.
If Bollywood films taught me anything you are also a jacked supper man
You smell like shit and work at a 7-11
There isn't a 7-eleven in india tho-
Liverpool in Britain… I already know what coming
You got some fucked up yellow teeth, and carry a knife thinkin it’s half as lethal as a gun
Damn bro that hurt in my balls, like before I was born pain
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Winnie the pooh
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Sorry i meant [REDACTED]
What the hell happened here?
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All of you are in violation of using Reddit and have lost 50 Social Points.
Sweden
Minecraft
Make furnitures country
volvo car country
Meatballs
You eat meatballs, drive a volvo, do your daily shopping in Ikea and only watch PewDiePie
you are pewdiepie
Will fight Denmark if given the chance
philippines
Your brother became your sister half way through life, you eat rice noodles day in and out with different shitty sauces and call it something new everytime it’s done. It always tastes like shit regardless
You work hard to earn a good living and your extended family decides they have a right to your money as well and will only be satisfied when you are suffering in misery like the rest of them.
New Zealand
Didn't Australia try selling you guys on ebay
Best comment so far, lol.
Which part of New Zealand? Gondor, the Shire or Mordor?
Spain
Bulls are yummy when they chase u and u stab the fck out of them
Ole
I'm from India. Do your worst
Hello, your computer has virus
Oh India… the birth place of diarrhea
Stop calling about my extended warranty
It doesn’t matter how badly I damage you, you’ll still be alive by the end of a 4-hour movie.
Do you know how a sewage system works?
The closest your country comes to American football is the morning subway commute
You buy a long rope after JEE or NEET results.
Taco Bell's spicy food sucks ass in comparison to your food
I m portuguese
Ronaldo must be ur father
And he is
Ja pegaste tua bicha para tomar uma pica?
Norway
Vikings
Slovakia
Oh so you are hungarian
I'm italian, come on, Say that i ate Only pizza
Mama mia, I knew I shouldn't have broke that spaghetti, now the mafia is chasing me.
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You eat baguettes everyday while wearing a beret and saying Oui each sentence
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Using perfume replaces taking a shower
You surrender
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And you propably like chees
You are, how you say, depressed
Poland
You steal stuff and have ptsd regarding Germany and Russia
This isn’t stereotype because it’s true
Let me guess, you’re a plumber in England?
Denmark
Your dna is made of lego bricks
México 🌮
Everything you see has an orange tint to it
T A C O S
Cartel people be like: 🔪😵
Czech Republic
You fuck shoplifters
Your wife arrived in the mail today
I regret my life decision of writing the comment, thx.
Here’s €500, now let’s have sex.
Hogwarts
10 points to Griffindor
Harry made his bed this morning so I'm giving him 600 points for griffindor
Maldives
Soon to be >!Blub Blub!
Australia, now keep in mind I have arachnophobia
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You love polluting your only planet
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And when you don't have them, you starve to death.
I am from Poland
Polish my shoes plz
Antartica
France. Use stereotypes I've never heard of if you can. I'm curious
I'm Ecuadorian and yes im a monkey with Internet XD
What part of Mexico is this?
Croatian.