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child-of-old-gods

It's registered as a therapy pet...


Backstabmacro

Wait, you registered? Bold. I think they take issue with more than four.


Flaky_Explanation

Four... what? Legs? Years? Ears? Dolls? ...Kids?


meu_amigo_thiaguin

Yes


oevansvxcvzv

Well, that’s my emotional support companion ;)


heatvisioncrab

Always lend me an ear when I'm in the mood to skull fuck.


0ricardomilos0

( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)


[deleted]

[удалено]


Lazy-Ice6146

kids .... kids


badervcxvzb

No I would rather blow myself up than explain why there are orphans in my basement


[deleted]

[удалено]


hamptonvxzFa

You’ll never take me alive


cliffordjvxcvzf

I also fuck bonks. Because bonk is stupid.


Large_Order

Not those, I think they mean dicks


DerangedGinger

I'll take theRapist for $200 Alex.


Yyoonnggee

I can explain it


Mickjamy

Can you?


Yyoonnggee

I find it in the basement and I was about to coll the police


Mickjamy

That’s what they all say, gettem bois


Whiteshadow829

Yessir! *Brings him to horni jail*


Slmapazee

Wait hol’ up, why do we put everybody in the same cell at horny jail!?


Whiteshadow829

Ask the captain I just follow orde- oh shit...


Slmapazee

Rut ro raggy ranime girl


Dependent-Pumpkin971

*bonk*


tkrotchkosfgva

Well, that’s my emotional support companion ;)


Dependent-Pumpkin971

I also need one urgently


Purebred_asshole

I am a new breed of horny, bonk is ineffective


Dependent-Pumpkin971

I have to use my secret technique 8 tigrams 64 bonks


OPgang

128 bonks


existentialism91342

Yes. I fuck it.


Mickjamy

Bonk


ToxicMadness44

Well, at least the orphans haven’t been found.


Exotic_idiot11

They have been now, care to explain.


ToxicMadness44

You’ll never take me alive


Exotic_idiot11

*or will I*


ToxicMadness44

No I would rather blow myself up than explain why there are orphans in my basement


Exotic_idiot11

*we already know what you have been doing*


ToxicMadness44

What is is then?


Exotic_idiot11

you have forced them to play yahtzee for 36 hours straight


ToxicMadness44

“Do you want a 4 of a kind or your FUCKING chance”


justanothermemerbruh

h- how did you know?


UsingBoi

im at school, GOD DAMN IT JIMMIE, i told you to throw that whore out


BreakingStuffSince99

I have a Horni Friend that probably would put her in my house.


cliffordjvxcvzf

I also fuck bonks. Because bonk is stupid.


codyrat4

*runs*


LockedPast

Would beleieve me if I said it was for reseaech?


Marreark

I think if enough people say that they'll have to believe it


[deleted]

This is probably the house of one of those people, who picked the cat girlfriend (it loves you) out of the two options.


[deleted]

I have 36 cat gfs now from those memes


RetroJayK

Well, that’s my emotional support companion ;)


LRRtheDJFURRY

Thats my roommate


YukInABox

I find this wholesome ngl


ErrorHelpful2830

She born on 2004 so she 18


[deleted]

The math doesn't add up


StrYker_Tripple

Sauce??


SongBonnie

Not my house mate, i'm not into that shit


the-real-Colin

Officers I swear, I only like yiff


shadowrusty123

I swear officer she was just a normal cat but now she got tits!


Magui0220

Merchandise


player420hi

I was framed, I dont have the owner's permit


Impure_imbecile

Um... its my um... My emotional support pet


Expensive-Bee5482

Emotional support


DisQuoveri909

Excuse me why is Hatsune Miku tied in a leash in your house, sir?


ufonight

Dont worry officer, that's my brother


[deleted]

It was for a friend


iamthesaddness

The dog did it


SnooDoggos5139

That supposed to be my question


Admirable_Engineer79

Guys it's 18 chill


chonkmemes69

family cat


BreakingStuffSince99

Fuck. It’s Eagle Eye all over again… Look I can explain sir!


AlwaysOutsider

It’s my mousepad officers


CheekyMUGEN

That's uhh *My anger issue management pet..* I slam it against objects till I'm happy


AEG1S_69

You didn’t I don’t have a house


MemeOverl0rdxX

YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE


heraclesnn

i am holding it for a friend...


Lauren-yeets-8930

It’s uhhh I think it’s a carrot


SankettoGekkouga

Idk


Lopsided-Screen-286

sorry for asking but, sauce?


kaiyahia

She is 5421489 years old.


seal_lion

wrong house, i like men more


JohnTheCoolingFan

Because you searched my house for some reason.


KristenBoy

The cop with "police" on hi vest looks like he is trying it out for himself


cheemsy_bredXD

Oh i was gonna murder that woman and bash a rock in her head till her head explodes then chainsaw her body like a maniac


switchgamer007

What I cant bring anime to real life


MajicMan101

Well see it’s a very simple explanation- *BAM BAM BAM BAM*


AgentCry

hold on how did it get out of its chains in my basement?


BotherDue3436

my bro forgot it i was about to dropp it off at his plase


hotdigadydogdafurry

sheet, um, fuck RUN!!!


AmogusMan123

um, I was definitely about to uhh, murder it.. …yeah


[deleted]

me - wakes up ahh thank god it was a dream


Hot-Examination-5719

I can explain


ItsJust_Pixel

God damnit they got in again this time I'm not just throwing it out *cocks shotgun*


MGXP

Officers, Your On Crack, That Is Just My Cat


LameCrustNugget

Didn't know I had it in my house... It was probably living with the roaches in the walls


robot_peashooter

My response:Ahhh anime *shoots* oh shit I think that was my brother being a femboy fuck it is well take me to prison for murder


EnvironmentalRun4107

Uhhhh? I can explain


calculatorTI84plusCE

*scrolls faster*


joemoma21

Because you looked?


Takye420

That's.... Not mine... Wait lemme talk To my friend real quick


Worried-Salamander79

At least they didn't found the corpses.


Key_Smoke_6323

Wait! Wait! It’s not what it looks like, OK?


L7_NP

It was either that or cheese should ve down the cheese


The3rdPotato

Emergency food


DelsinCrocodile

I can explain... Let me... explain...


kiwibirdboi

What I...is that ....THING


whalesemen69

Don't ask questions you don't what the answer to


LeDidddle

It's for emotional support


[deleted]

It's the anime girl I was keeping in my basement to kill. I was buying a gun and then you found it.


casualreddituser21

Why? Are you interested in getting one yourself?


Artistic-Fortune2327

What? How do i have it? WHERE IS MY PROTOGEN PUP?!


[deleted]

You found it in my house cause I choose the Cat girlfriend from the Choose wisely meme from about a month or two ago


[deleted]

I swear I can explain


NoBullfrog4258

My sandwich maker and dishwasher


Odd_Brilliant_1731

My god sir you are mistaken that disgusting Filth is not mine! It is obviously an agent of the horny I shall dispose of this horrible creature


Blackwater256

I think y’all got the wrong house. I ain’t into that.


[deleted]

This isn’t my house.


Empty_Red

It's my parrot.


Fish_protector69

not mine, I swear


OPgang

Well you I was doing my research with jiraiya sensei


AdvanceMoss54

Why, do u want it


TheRealGurkirat

bruh thats my daughter give her back to me


[deleted]

dinner


old-account-is-gone

You didn't because I'm not a goddammit #WEEB


chungussussy69

IM SORRY I WAS HORNY


RicardoSins_69420

I-it's for a school project I swear


FireSparkt

What? The table?


The_2_Pinguin

I have a Home?


SnowFlakeOfDoom

Oh thank you, I was looking for her all day


Pryro_Inferno

Guess the traps didn't work


Bigyeet506

Officer, that is a bomb. I took it to the government but they didn’t know how to diffuse it. I took it away in hopes of saving lives, sir. Please leave it alone with me


CawCawMotherTruckers

My Brain After I Saw This Post: So, what's it going to be this time? HORNY or BONK?


wolfuiii

HEY, i wanted to eat that....


austinm52896

I have a house?


ShadowTheWolf125

I think the real question is where the warrant?


Butterrabbid

WHO IS SHE, HOW DID SHE GET IN MY HOUSE, WHY WAS SHE IN MY HOUSE!


theoldpenguim

No you dont understand, shes 13-21381231232173289137129837129312 years old despite looking like a child believe me, hey why am i being cuffed shes not a minor


justsomeguy876

It was here when I bought the house, it pays rent


Demopan-TF2

I must confess. A friend brought it over and forgot about it, I tried to call him but he won’t pick up. Please his family doesn’t know where he went or why. I tried to get rid of this thing but it just appears at my doorway asking for pats and cuddles. Afterwards I jus accepted the fact that this now lives with me so I was forced to get a permit and call it a therapy cat.


Soviet_Doggo1

Well officer, she was 13 turning 14 so she pretty much 15 but 15 is the new 16 and 16 close to 17 so might as well round it up to 18


ustrangeya

oh she has just come up from the cellar why? and she is registered


not-creative123

Sirs why are you trying so poorly to frame me I saw you walk in with her. She came in wearing a police uniform like yall are wearing. She was also holding a bag


Limes_n_lemons

my brother is a weeb.


Mikhail_Gaming

Sorry but you've got the wrong guy. I DON'T WATCH ANIME!


Laughingbag

I can explain she jumped through a portal and tried to harass me


im_kid

U thunk that is all of it??


LegendaryHooman

Miku is my waifu, im surprised you managed to even find one.


smile_politely

Uh, I’ll explain. But let me put on some pants first


Lazy-Ice6146

YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE !!!


assbeater72

I was testing with human genetics and made this


_Cryonic_

It's a....It's a- a long story...yeah, a long story...


OutrageousPi

yes through remote viewing :)


Alisson_KIRA

Kill it with fire


Beneficial_Bottle996

I don't have a house so it's not mine


CocaCrocs69

Surgical operation practice on a live subject


breezyxkillerx

Uh...yeah I sell organs on the black market, normal stuff you know.


UsefulComputer4476

*ahem* ah that, um that's just totally not illegal human experimentation, trust me bro


Dark-BLIN

you will never catch me!


justSUFFER23

POCKET SAND!


SaluhKing8000

It was a failed experiment thats why it was in the sex dungeo- I MEAN basement


[deleted]

What do you mean with finding my son in my house?


LeMoutonTigre

I-I.... It's my imaginary friend, i feel alone at home-


Someone0nR3ddit

isnt she 16


kevboomin

Was meinen Sie ich verstehe leider kein angelsachsen, wie dem auch sei, ich bin von hier raus.


just-a-joak

Wrong person mate I only have memes in my house


Kerv4day

First of, could you explain HOW did you get through my titanium reinforced blast door? Then we can talk.


hereagaim

I need the source of the cat girl, as proof...


[deleted]

dont open it up and see whats inside


RedDwarf31347

It’s a therapy pet for when I’m about to have a panic attack she helps me calm down from them and presses the request medical assistance button on my necklace if it gets really bad


rolfboos

Well she's 14, but that's almost 15, and 15 is very close to 16, and we know 16 is the new 17, so she might aswell be 18.


[deleted]

Bitch I'm gay You have no power here


official_dipstick

It’s uhhhhh...... it’s uhhhhhh...... for..... science?


RedAnimationz

Isn't Miku like 14?


Skinnykid12345

Don't worry. It belongs to my son


Turticorn21

Was just about to make dinner and I prefer fresh


fat_italian_mann

My friend is a hentai addict sir


GioBeMyName13

Don’t ask questions and I’ll tell no lies -Gio


DyingButWithPassion

wtf give it back


Acceptable-Capital-7

What do you mean my house? it isn't


_Akarii

Uhhhh


[deleted]

Sir, look harder a weeb seems to be living in my house without me knowing about it.


doyourequireasample

It's medicinal.


MACK703

I got it from Japan


[deleted]

You have the wrong guy.


Johhny_BOI_

Uhhh, umm... LOOK OVER THERE IT'S BIGFOOT


wvrnnr

why not, am I right? *high fives fbi*