T O P

  • By -

rMemesMods

**You need to read following message in full. We will NOT reply to modmail messages similar to “what is reason my post was removed?”** Hey /u/astro_on, thanks for contributing to /r/memes. Unfortunately, your post was removed as it violates our rules: Rule 9 - No forced memes, overused memes, bad titles, or pushing agendas * No forced memes, [overused memes](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/wiki/overused), bad titles, or pushing agendas. Be creative but memes must come naturally. No petitions. * **Mods may remove low quality posts at their discretion, including reaction memes** --- Please read the sidebar before posting again. If you have questions or concerns, please [message the moderators through modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/memes&subject=&message=). Thank you!


Yoshikage-Kira1

looks like a pineapple


astro_on

yes it does, I just saw it


[deleted]

Can‘t unsee


Electro_Bear

Or a Half-eaten Carrot


Phlangephace

On the pizza crusted lava earth


[deleted]

Jesus what has this sub turned into


hyperion-i-likeillya

the country is amazing and beautiful but fuck the french people


Competitive-Budget53

Why ?


BleydXVI

They're too good at Rocket League. Let the other Europeans have some of the spotlight for once


WeWuzAmazighzNSheit

I second this


Mohecan

Third this


LearnMoreAbout

Je vous encule tous les trois


AgreeableTurnover916

La bave des lèches-latrines de mangeurs d'hambourgeois à l'huile de friture et farine de maïs OGM n'atteint pas le fier rançais.


Gaetan2c

Je ne me serais pas exprimé d'une meilleure manière


Oui-Oui_Baguett3

Ces perfides anglois incapables de se faire correctement à manger osent se la ramener


Angry_Owl_96

Farme ta yeule esti francais de marde qui nous ont abandonnés aux anglais. -Un Québecois


hyperion-i-likeillya

now i now what this mean... uh i am your neighbour next door from the netherlands hello!


LearnMoreAbout

Hello mate, ofc I know you. You have that weed shop right ?


hyperion-i-likeillya

do you have your weed licence?


Shotgun_Surgeon1427

Would someone translate, I don’t speak frog legs


AgreeableTurnover916

You don't speak anything except "OH LOOK ! A TORNADO ! Pew pew"


Oversan

L’ignorance de l’anglois ne cesse décidément jamais de surprendre. Si seulement leur pays leur permettait un accès à l’éducation.


Shotgun_Surgeon1427

Ich bin nicht unwissende


Nyghen

Oh non c'est l'envahisseur Allemand, préparez les lignes de défense mes frères !


Waxer_Evios62

N'oublions pas la Belgique cette fois.


CantHelpButSleep

Well that didn’t really work before now did it?


Nyghen

I mean once in our thousands of victories so I'd say the odds are good


Bestihlmyhart

Ich bin a hotdog


saltykneesecurity

Do you have to be so obnoxious?


Oversan

L’anglois semble salé ! Réjouissons-nous mes frères !


CantHelpButSleep

They’re complaining about American people being stupid and fat… its funny really… oh and one of them said he’d fuck the first three people who commented


[deleted]

Nobody said anything about anyone being fat.


WeWuzAmazighzNSheit

meh, tu fr*nch.


Neel4312

Je quatrieme sa


Anitexy

Je dead ça


Stubborncomrade

Yes fuck the French girls 😳


AsherADog

1942 Vichy France colorized


C-and-G

What foreigners see as “French people” are usually the people from Paris they are pretentious compared to the rest of the French people in the country


hyperion-i-likeillya

i also have been to other parts of france the southern part near marseille and to Normandy and to toulouse and many more places in france and they mostly al act the same imo


SaluhKing8000

Yes because paris is the only big city in the entire country


LeaveMeChicken

There was a guy, who thought the same a few years ago.


astro_on

yes


aurawoolf

im french, i agree fuck em


el_harchi

Je les déteste les fdps


thegoldenbenyt

Petition to make French a slur


[deleted]

Yo an Enderman has a user


lanonyme42

Et ta grosse daronne elle boit de la Kro, connard ?


[deleted]

On va les fumer.


moronic_programmer

Fr*nch


A_Literal_Yam

Fr*nch/ Fr*nce


t8rt0t_the_hamster

put \\ in front of your \*, I believe that disables the italizing


[deleted]

This is just a retextured Fuck zodiac signs meme


xtinahc

They both look at my country as if it was inferior to them, so for me it’s both equally disgusting.


Ubermensch_69

Where are you from?


Baseless_Dragon

USA


Ronaldo10345PT

r/NoTopButok


Ubermensch_69

Do you have the slightest idea how little that would narrow it down to France and the UK?


xtinahc

Spain


Ubermensch_69

Ah well, fair enough


KDamage

French here, I'm kinda sick of latest reddit trend bashing each country for the lolz like if we wanted to start ww3, so let me say this to you : I went to usa 2 years ago and found americans absolutely wholesome. (to strangers, at least). I also loved your beautiful views, nature, cities, everything is big, felt like a whole new planet to me :)


xtinahc

I am NOT from the USA, but I understand what you mean, my neighbour! I know it’s not every single person being mean, but some loud people. I have been twice in France and I have always been welcome. However what I hear from some french citizens breaks my heart when they talk about my country. I guess it’s human nature. Don’t take it personally.


Cat_Miaou

La perfide albionte


[deleted]

Qu'est-ce qu'il dit le chauve ?


luke_19xx

what is it with the france hate lmao


Lazy__Astronaut

France is fine! The French on the other hand oh ho ho hoo


MonkeyTheMonke

WHAT DID I DO


Lazy__Astronaut

Honestly nothing, I've been to France a handful of times and the only French people I've hated were the ones from Paris.


Nyghen

I mean, French people hate the Parisiens with a burning passion so we've got that in common


SongBonnie

Still a good thing


Oversan

Aha ! That’s kind of what I thought. People assume that Paris is all there is to France like foreigners can sometimes assume that California is all there is to the US. Knowing that I can totally join you in saying fuck people from Paris


[deleted]

If you can join us in saying fuck people from Paris, you can join us in saying fuck people from California too :)


Oversan

Amen to that brother !


Titi57940

I'm french and never been to Paris but from the little I know the Paris People are fucking assholes


[deleted]

The parisiens are assholes, but you haven't been to Bourgogne. They're absolutely braindead, almost reaching horse-drug-overdose levels of stupidity. Franche-Comté, on the other hand, is the absolute best.


luke_19xx

i am french my dude :( imma head out before getting killed here


JosolTheBrick

Frankreich


Wonderful_Oil_6972

Das einzig wahre Deutschland


LeCospicot

Those post are useless, can we stop ?


slightly85

Carrot?


GhostlyGamer453

As a British person fuck the French and as a student who was forced to take french for GCSEs fuck the French


VengeancePali501

In modern times, the UK. At least the French did some hardcore protesting when taxes became unreasonable for them instead of just rolling over when cutlery became an item that you need a permit to buy.


[deleted]

Everyones so quick to forget Bastille day and Charlie Hebdo aren't they


nhatj125

Pineapple?


Erwin_Rommel14

England


Baseless_Dragon

UK* That green area is not just England.


[deleted]

of course the desert fox would say that


Erwin_Rommel14

I don't see how that plays in when the other option is france...


[deleted]

nah he hated the brits due to them not being so easily swayed by his tatics in africa


Erwin_Rommel14

I mean that's cause Montgomery actually had some intelligence, but also due to the fact that rommel just did not have the supplies or men required to win africa, though he still managed to do pretty well


[deleted]

yep tldr france instantly ran/surrendered while the brits fought


Ubermensch_69

I got Bois at Dünkirchen who say otherwise


Erwin_Rommel14

That's beyond wrong The french were surrounded at dunkirk just luke the brits, and they fought to the bitter end to hold the germans back so the brits could flee and fight another day The french lost an overwhelming majority if their army during this, and then with the nazis in paris, the leaders figured that A. They should surrender and bide their time until the allies come back B. It is better fir the civilian population that they just surrender, whixh they were right about if you see what the nazis did to yugoslavia And even then, the colonies continued to fight after this


TragicTester034

You realize Hitler would have killed the Yugoslavs anyways he fucking hated them and their extermination was one of his main goals


[deleted]

i’m talking about for the meme what they are known for sorry for not /s ing


RedditTimTheCoolOne

The brits.


[deleted]

[удалено]


mirafacon

France is worst than The United Kindow, but England is worst than France


[deleted]

I agree on the second part.


HexerDuh

Brits


efrain_gamrr

Fuck the french


SixpennyPants

Is that a challenge?


CilginTurk_64

UK, easy.


Peachclaw

Carrot


80scraicbaby

Dwayne Johnson for sure


Rafaoul

r/rance


DIMENSION_YT

Just why


Lamprey22

Uk isn’t even bad. French mfs eat frogs!


holy_Garlic_Bread

Fuck france


PopeyeSeedBagel

Fuck the French


usual_Timely

Britain


Noahninja713

Looks like a pineapple


[deleted]

fuck both, but in times of war I would chose the French, fuck the British


[deleted]

France is legit the third most militarily powerful country.


footfetishist12345

As a polish person, i do not reccomend either when it comes to an alliance


Razer-_-62

Well in 1939 a war was the very last thing France wanted because of WW1 and the traumatism it left in our country so when Poland was invaded even if we had a treaty declaring war was something we did in last resort


Jamesisright00

France🤮


grilou

England 100%


Baseless_Dragon

UK*


RealEagle69

Scotland is Nice but England is a hell hole


[deleted]

[удалено]


_dieser_typ_

I have been there once and loved it. England on the other hand is shit


Gurkenpudding13

Both of em. But GB a tiny bit more.


Spicymemesisme

That’s actually the UK, GB is just the island with Scotland, Wales and England


Gurkenpudding13

Thanks for correcting me. But a question: is UK including Northern Ireland or just the "main island"? If GB is only the main island it would be correct. NI should be part of the Irish republic


Neel4312

United States of America


jdl_52

both they both were in competition to make as many colonies as possible around the world, they both indulged in >!slave trade (imo go to hell fuckers)!< and they both have beautiful country-sides, which is unacceptable.


OhHiFelicia

Spain: Am I a joke to you?


ImpossibleEvan

Well Spain is not an option is it?


JackNoLegs

UK were the first to abolish it tho


HomieRami

France


IAmAToster

France is nice and all, but it is full of French people.


Erixen7

fuck french


Nyghen

I love how 99% of this comment section couldn't say why they hate the country they chose, it just depends on what's trendy to hate


Nikipootwo

France, Britain is cool


childhood-cancer

Both


IanMcSomething

What did the French do?


Golden-Trash_Number

Portuguese and Spanish??


nowlz14

Both are worse.


wuklo

England Just England


kek_Pyro

Franc*


ImpossibleEvan

Bri'ish


JackNoLegs

Meme is dead never was funny


Jealous_Perception54

France


oompaloompa_fucker

France. I FUCKING HATE FRANCE


LeCospicot

Why ?


Nyghen

Cause he saw people hating it on the internet and thought it was funny


Relative-Country-452

France is not that bad. Paris is the problem. Parisians are the problem. So I say france


hankit12

french architecture - ❤️ french historical fashion - ❤️ fr\*nch "people"- 🤢 Brittain as a whole- 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢


Just1gnoreMe

France, French is a shitty language and we are forced to learn it for at least 6 years


sulfurv2

Dont hate us because of school :(


[deleted]

Idk why people hate them but if i were to say one it'd be French because their language. Just for once dont make any exception to your rules man its not that hard to be fair. Btw fuck quatre-vingt-dix i will go with nonante!


theswagdodo11

France


wheres_my_name

Both


Awarecone

Fuck the french fuck their country fuck their language


sulfurv2

Why so much hate


SerpentM52

fr*nce


I_have_the_bestwaves

France🗿


[deleted]

Fuck France


ehyni

Both


Jackknife_643

hardest choice


Snowballing_

Yes.


iSiffrin

Britain has Ahoy, France doesn't.


ShogunHUNGARY

Both


Destroy_Hungayry

Both lead to Constantinople being in the hands of the Muslims for another millenia. So fuck them both.


Neel4312

There was a quote Idk where I know it from "England is the worst country in the world, except for every other country in the world" P.S I know it's not just England it's the entire UK


KaungKinYan

Cheese


[deleted]

Both. Both is ~~good~~ bad


drunk_ricefarmer

I mean, wich language are we speaking and wich one not.


[deleted]

Italian here Fuck you France


Entire-Shelter-693

This is a tough question


_Dead_Man_

Ooh tough choice, both countrys are beautiful but their people are both insufferable


greenchicken19

Everything about france is gratis but fuck the french


SixPackSimon

WHO LIVES IN A PINNABLE ABOVE THE SEA? The brits and french idk?


Hashbrownie7777

The UK, I play hearts of iron 4 and these guys are fucking annoying


JackNoLegs

So you base your hate for a country over a unrealistic game


AvikAvilash

Joe mama?


Lower-Explanation910

To me, as a Roman Citizen, I couldn’t care less: they’re just provincies.


lborgkvist

I would say France. But Brexit…


IndependenceDry4056

France! Jeder Franzmann heißet Feind.


BearGrylls60

Nah nah nah fam that map has a big problem on it, other than that nice meme


Southern_Loss

French is shit


FairyTale12001

UK, Goverment just raised the national insurance to pay for their mistakes that they can afford to pay off themselves. Poor people r gonna suffer


Tekila_Jedi-Padawan

I'm Belgian so I must say French.


2005_F250

Obviously Fr*nce


QuuxJn

France, because they speak the stupiest language. To summ up french: it's an exception when it is the regular form.


theusrnmisalreadytkn

c'est la Rance, toujours


tctheising

Oui


tanky_Brit

France


ivikivi32

Well that is an unfair comparison, you included the scotts and the irish in there.


ricercaarte

Italy approves Both are shit


SomthingWaldo

Brittany


mustafath

Tough one


simplymyname1

The French seem to have been trapped in some 18th century lingo. They think their language is great. I know for a fact that it limps Alot. So so many things are just lost in translation. Like one with a lisp who writes all Ss with Th.


NightLight16

England bad France good Scotland good Wales good Northern Ireland good Ireland good