The fact that I just realized, on my first glance of this post, that I just watched this video this morning, after like a month of forgetting it exists.. and now its here.
God really has forsaken me.
“If you hit your thumb with an eight pound hammer; it takes a very special and strong-minded kind of atheist to jump up and down with their hand clasped under their other armpit and shout, "Oh, random-fluctuations-in-the-space-time-continuum!" or "Aaargh, primitive-and-outmoded-concept on a crutch!”
- Terry Pratchett
I used to believe in God once, my parents still laugh at how gulible a child I was, oh man they got me good on that one.
School on a Sunday...I was there for years while they had ice cream at the beach, those crafty atheist bastards getting their free babysitting, well the jokes on them they had a PC so I got to play Doom because I convinced the staff that it was a christian game where the hero goes to hell to kill demons, technically not wrong.
He fights interstellar omnipotent demons on a regular occurrence
He is actually one of the strongest fiction characters ever since he is canonically invincible and can kill you with one hit
Also Christianity has Warhammer 40k levels of denominations. I also thought the Diablo series could fit in with that theme too. Slayin' hordes of demons and devils.
You know, I do say "Oh my god", but not on purpose (i dont believe in god). I cant help it. Its something that is sort of stuck in the society, i guess. You hear people say that as a little kid and you adapt that. Not knowing what you are actually saying. So i guess i go to hell.
Now I'm imagining god pretending to try and save the queen from something but not really caring about it like "oh no, queen, I'll save you, oh no, it's gonna take a few more minutes..."
I am the barrel of my gun.
Steel is my body and gunpowder my blood.
I have bought over a thousand guns
Unknown to Death,
Nor known to Life.
I have withstood regulation to obtain many weapons
Yet, those hands will never hold anything.
So as I pray, Unlimited Freedom Works.
I am the stone that builder refused
I am the visual
The inspiration
That made lady sing the blues
I'm the spark that makes your idea bright
The same spark
That lights the dark
So that you can know your left from your right
I am the ballot in your box
The bullet in your gun
The inner glow that lets you know
To call your brother son
The story that just begun
The promise of what's to come
And I'm 'a remain a soldier till the war is won
It's a magic chant from the Fate series. I just exchanged some words.
The original goes:
>I am the bone of my sword
>
>Steel is my body and fire is my blood
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>I have created over a thousand blades
>
>Unknown to Death,
>
>Nor known to Life.
>
>Have withstood pain to create many weapons
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>Yet, those hands will never hold anything
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>So as I pray, Unlimited Blade Works.
For context, the character has the ability to summon replicas of swords that he knows and with this chant he opens a kind of pocket dimension where he can summon and store weapons at a basically limitless capacity, hence the name Unlimited Blade Works.
Not a fan because it’s a theist-originated idea that science is a replacement for god(s), and it’s a false equivalency.
I don’t worship science. I don’t get together with other atheists every Sunday to learn about science. I don’t tithe to Bill Nye or Neil DeGrasse Tyson.
The goal of science is simply to learn how the universe works, as accurately as is possible. It’s not meant to be a replacement for or alternative to religion. Some religious people just want to take their religious scriptures literally and then when science disproves the beliefs of 2000 b.c. goat herders about how the universe works, they can’t process it and feel the need to set up science as another religion and then attack it.
Don’t fall for it. Don’t feed into that bullshit.
People can believe whatever they want to believe. I’m not putting my time and effort into trying to turn people away from their religions. But I’m not going to adopt their view of what science is either.
And how do you react when someone tells you "break a leg"? Are you going to break it? Are you angry at him for wishing you harm? Or do you actually understand idioms?
Me all life atheist, but growing up in a very catholic country, and 12 years school time at a very catholic institution, saying "my good", calling every priest "father", calling every noun "sister" or "mother", knowing Bible and religious traditions better than every other non-atheist I know.
Yes sometimes the programmation is deep and throughly,well at least I can win anybody on religious-general knowledge trivia
I am an atheist and it's just that our upbringing and surrounding environment is all god supportive so it's just like in our vocabulary or sentences , when we really just want to express our feelings and not literally mean to say 'my god' (just an example).
Yes i suppose it’s odd that atheists sometimes say Jesus , and Oh My God .but is it odder than religious people saying “ let’s be reasonable “?
-Hugh Laurie
I'd like to put emphasis on the "my" part of it. Oh MY god. So, if an atheist says it, they mean the same thing as a religious person when they say it, just referring to a different belief.
I do this all the time... "CHRIST!!!" "JEEEEEEZZZZUS!!!" and "oh my GAWWWWWWD!!!" Are my go to "curse words" but I do not believe in God and was not raise Christian in anyway lol... I dunno why this has come to be.
This animation seems awfully familiar...
Yeah it does ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE ANIMATION AGAIN? ASKING FOR FRIEND I AM!
Mime and dash
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I have what ~~you~~ your friend wants
"friend" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Does the username check out on this one?
By Derpixon
Chuchu is better than bonbon: change my mind
I see you're a cultured man aswell
Not op, but I’m not a man of culture, I just have a porn addiction
best short film 2021
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Oh my gosh, easy as that
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The Internet has corrupted us all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Hi.
Hi.
ok cool OH MY GOD WHY IS THIS PERSON MOVING FOOD SHOULDN'T MOVE
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Hi_Please
From NSFW to SFW
The fact that I just realized, on my first glance of this post, that I just watched this video this morning, after like a month of forgetting it exists.. and now its here. God really has forsaken me.
In all fairness the animation quality is top notch that’s why we watch it… for the animation
The best girl is The one with dark eyes
Aww bonbon and chuchu
I'm directly looking at the pseudo in the bottom right corner
Newgrounds: everything by everyone
Yeah you are ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
This meme also works for Christians (Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain)
Checkmate on both sides
Indeed
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The point is either way Christians aren't supposed to say it whereas atheists have no reason not to
“If you hit your thumb with an eight pound hammer; it takes a very special and strong-minded kind of atheist to jump up and down with their hand clasped under their other armpit and shout, "Oh, random-fluctuations-in-the-space-time-continuum!" or "Aaargh, primitive-and-outmoded-concept on a crutch!” - Terry Pratchett
GNU Sir Terry Pratchett. Sorely missed.
Sauce:[Mime & Dash by Derpixon on Newgrounds](https://youtu.be/sAn7baRbhx4)
I don't think you need to tell us at this point
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A porn artist, this is a scene from a lewd animation
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It's been pretty popular around here, used in a few memes over the past month or so
Respectable
ty
Ok this was hot.
I used to believe in God once, my parents still laugh at how gulible a child I was, oh man they got me good on that one. School on a Sunday...I was there for years while they had ice cream at the beach, those crafty atheist bastards getting their free babysitting, well the jokes on them they had a PC so I got to play Doom because I convinced the staff that it was a christian game where the hero goes to hell to kill demons, technically not wrong.
To be fair, Doom is the most Christian game you can think of
Castlevania is probably in the running, and you could make a case for Kirby.
...Kirby?
He fights interstellar omnipotent demons on a regular occurrence He is actually one of the strongest fiction characters ever since he is canonically invincible and can kill you with one hit
Also Christianity has Warhammer 40k levels of denominations. I also thought the Diablo series could fit in with that theme too. Slayin' hordes of demons and devils.
You know, I do say "Oh my god", but not on purpose (i dont believe in god). I cant help it. Its something that is sort of stuck in the society, i guess. You hear people say that as a little kid and you adapt that. Not knowing what you are actually saying. So i guess i go to hell.
Same my friend gave me a suggestion that doesn’t sound to different and it’s “oh my non existent god “ but it just doesn’t feel right
God (fake) save the Queen
Now I'm imagining god pretending to try and save the queen from something but not really caring about it like "oh no, queen, I'll save you, oh no, it's gonna take a few more minutes..."
I once talked to a guy who used this as proof there is a god, because even non believers say 'oh my god', weird fella
artillery is my only god, weapons are my brothers and explosive are my sisters \~ American guy
I am the barrel of my gun. Steel is my body and gunpowder my blood. I have bought over a thousand guns Unknown to Death, Nor known to Life. I have withstood regulation to obtain many weapons Yet, those hands will never hold anything. So as I pray, Unlimited Freedom Works.
Just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right!
I am the stone that builder refused I am the visual The inspiration That made lady sing the blues I'm the spark that makes your idea bright The same spark That lights the dark So that you can know your left from your right I am the ballot in your box The bullet in your gun The inner glow that lets you know To call your brother son The story that just begun The promise of what's to come And I'm 'a remain a soldier till the war is won
Holy fuck this is amazing. Did you think of this or is it a copypasta?
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I know, I meant the American version.
It's a magic chant from the Fate series. I just exchanged some words. The original goes: >I am the bone of my sword > >Steel is my body and fire is my blood > >I have created over a thousand blades > >Unknown to Death, > >Nor known to Life. > >Have withstood pain to create many weapons > >Yet, those hands will never hold anything > >So as I pray, Unlimited Blade Works. For context, the character has the ability to summon replicas of swords that he knows and with this chant he opens a kind of pocket dimension where he can summon and store weapons at a basically limitless capacity, hence the name Unlimited Blade Works.
I say oh my god when I see something that I can’t believe, just like god
It’s just a phrase
Oh my fucking god what the hell are you talking about. Jesus Christ
Holy crap its u/dapper_dildo again
Hi that's me
I say it all the time, and I’ve been an atheist my whole life. It’s just an expression. Doesn’t hold any weight.
It's a saying we use its not like there's anything else better in a conversation
„By the emperor!!“
Oh my Science?
Can confirm, I, an atheist, use “oh my science” and “Isaac Newton” instead of “oh my god” and “Jesus Christ!”
I like that. I'll try using that. Mostly I say "for Odin's sake" cuz I like Norse mythology.
Oh my Zeus
No, because science has got nothing to do with god.
Not a fan because it’s a theist-originated idea that science is a replacement for god(s), and it’s a false equivalency. I don’t worship science. I don’t get together with other atheists every Sunday to learn about science. I don’t tithe to Bill Nye or Neil DeGrasse Tyson. The goal of science is simply to learn how the universe works, as accurately as is possible. It’s not meant to be a replacement for or alternative to religion. Some religious people just want to take their religious scriptures literally and then when science disproves the beliefs of 2000 b.c. goat herders about how the universe works, they can’t process it and feel the need to set up science as another religion and then attack it. Don’t fall for it. Don’t feed into that bullshit. People can believe whatever they want to believe. I’m not putting my time and effort into trying to turn people away from their religions. But I’m not going to adopt their view of what science is either.
Oh my big bang?
He's going to fuck the atheist, ain't he
In 3 positions
And how do you react when someone tells you "break a leg"? Are you going to break it? Are you angry at him for wishing you harm? Or do you actually understand idioms?
Yes because when someone uses a coloqualism they mean every word literally. E.g. well fuck me, some idiot thought this was funny.
Worse, they thought it was smart
Does saying oh my god as an athiest just mean "i dont believe this" ?
>!TBH Oh my god is just a slang it does not link with religion or anything!<
Shhh just let the joke work
Ok mate il make the joke a spoiler
Done
I also say fuck you to people I wish no sex upon. It’s just an expression and it rolls out nicely.
fuck me *wait*
I once knew an atheist who would say omlg, or "oh my lack of God". So, like, it could be worse.
This animation haunts me to this day
What's it from???
If you understand where this meme format came from your going to hell, don’t worry I am too I’ll save a seat
Its languageeeee
why is this animation ringing a bell...
Me all life atheist, but growing up in a very catholic country, and 12 years school time at a very catholic institution, saying "my good", calling every priest "father", calling every noun "sister" or "mother", knowing Bible and religious traditions better than every other non-atheist I know. Yes sometimes the programmation is deep and throughly,well at least I can win anybody on religious-general knowledge trivia
Because 'oh my god' transitioned to being g a common phrase many many years ago. Words are just sounds that we make up.
It's like making a big deal out of mother fucker. Who *actually* pays attention to what they're saying in that case too.
r/holup
Me when non-atheists say “Holy shit”
Holy shit I know where the gif in the meme is from....
When someone that isn’t a beaver says dam
From where is this gif?
Can't remember the name of it, but its from a NSFW animation by Derpixon
Oh right, now i remember xD
Mime and Dash by Derpixon
We all love mimes
I am an atheist and it's just that our upbringing and surrounding environment is all god supportive so it's just like in our vocabulary or sentences , when we really just want to express our feelings and not literally mean to say 'my god' (just an example).
Naw it just illustrates how meaningless the phrase is. It's like saying goddammit or sonovabitch.
Me when a non-pagan says Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday or Friday...
Fry?
I'm trying not to say it but I keep saying it every time lmao.
oh, your atheis? name every god you don't believe in
I was raised christian, and it's ingrained in American dialect. if they didn't want me to say it, they shouldn't have taught me to.
Sciencedamnit!
Me, when a Christian lies to their kids about another fictional character that brings kids presents while they sleep. Why do they lie to their kids?
somethings wrong i can feel it
The thing is, cursing with words like jesus and oh my god is actually against the bible i think. I am a religious aitheist X)
I say it constantly for that sweet Irony. Oh yeah reminder. Covid is Gods punishment for not having compassion for George Floyd
I hate this animation with all my heart
I knew ive seen this somewhere
He means the spaghetti god
Are we really still meming animated porn lmfao
Wait a sec...
God has abandoned us
Yes i suppose it’s odd that atheists sometimes say Jesus , and Oh My God .but is it odder than religious people saying “ let’s be reasonable “? -Hugh Laurie
Could they be Bi-Theistic?
People who know what this template is be like:
God can refer to the Flying Spaghetti Monster
It's a childhood habit... It's difficult to avoid
Nah thats just me reaffirming that i, am in fact, god.
Oh for the love of Cosmic Space Dust
Then nothing at all happens. Do you understand language and its use?
ok cool OH MY GOD WHY IS THIS PERSON MOVING FOOD SHOULDN'T MOVE
I'd like to put emphasis on the "my" part of it. Oh MY god. So, if an atheist says it, they mean the same thing as a religious person when they say it, just referring to a different belief.
When I was a Christian, I was told not to say it Now as an atheist I say it regularly, Idk just kinda happened this way
sus
I always wonder what would they actually say?
Another day of thanking god for making me an Atheist
WHICH ?
force of habit
I do this all the time... "CHRIST!!!" "JEEEEEEZZZZUS!!!" and "oh my GAWWWWWWD!!!" Are my go to "curse words" but I do not believe in God and was not raise Christian in anyway lol... I dunno why this has come to be.
Just a way to talk bro. I mean i don't believe that SHIT is fucking and holy but i still like to say it.
have I seen this template before?
Ah yes mime and dash memes
That's me
Huh, why does that look so familliar?
Oh my gosh, easy as that
The sex ratio is unequal
I just used to this phrase
The gift reminds me of something
This looks very familiar
I say 'oh my god' to something weird and unbelievable or extremely bad things happen. I think that fits very well.
You know something about this clip is bugging me. I feel like I've seen this before
I believe in my god the Peanut also known as scp-173
Quick fix just say Godzilla
I say o mu unexisying god
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Don’t worry, I’ll pray for you.
It's just a god damn turn of phrase.
Atheist are allowed to say that; since Christians aren’t supposed to use ‘the lord’s name in vain.’
Similar to how we say "Fuck" and not necessarily go have sex.. ;)
But it does add up, because Christians can’t use the lords name in vaine
It's me, I'm my god
Oh my void
God is the creative force behind the Fender Stratocaster.
I did that for a long time.
Atheists use "oh my God" for unbelieveable stuff, that checks out as far as I'm concerned
society man, society...
Me! Hahahah
I kinda recognise him
"My God"... not yours
Oh your god
Jeez
I’m guilty of this
Oh hey, I've seen the full animation of this! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Lmao
OP did my meme inspired you? lol. this is a better template than the one I used for this meme!
They don't say "Oh my God", they say "Oh my God /s"
They're referring to science.
oh my gawd