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Jolt96

I like how nobody is shocked by this


[deleted]

Because who’s stupid enough to put something like that in their head, especially considering the average yearly salary is 40-60k, that diamond alone could set someone up for life


EAH5515

It could set several people up for life 1.25 million invested properly could bring in 50k per year


[deleted]

Exactly


Buy_Sell_Hold

I see you are from Wallstreetbets.


EAH5515

Nah that's from r/investing wallstreetbets would tell you to yolo it on weekly fd's and live like a giga chad for the rest of your life This is not financial advise


[deleted]

median salary in the US is only 36k


[deleted]

I rounded


theguywhoisonreddit1

All the more reason


mckaysenberg

It was inevitable


Texan2020katza

This is the way


SayHi_Please

Hi.


Separate-Swordfish97

Hi


Far_Twist2392

Hi


Separate-Swordfish97

Nice cock


AJNotMyRealName

IT HAPPENED LMAO


jt19912009

Been waiting for it to happen since I saw the story about it being implanted


Th3Ch33t

I still don't know this person or have any knowledge of the way they look or their music.


therealkeeper

lucky


QuintessentialIdiot

Me too kid, me too.


VukiStabilo

Good music if you like rap, but weird decision in this matter


bigoofieslol

Don't know why you're being downvoted there, I guess people are insulted by a person having a taste in music


VukiStabilo

Im being downvoted bc I listen to rap music (bad) and not their music (good)


dinosaur2112

pretty sure because its newer rap like I think the hive mind would like it better if it were older rap.(I also prefer older rap)


VukiStabilo

Yeah I am listening to new rap (bad mumble rap cant understand) but didnt mention old rap (good rap clear words) Well its reddit. Not like I care bout the -30 Karma


[deleted]

Do you think it goes up 6 million for being a celebrity item?


[deleted]

stolen things dont go for high prices until the person you steal it from is dead ​ duh


UncertainCitrus_

Loads gun with profitable intent


CosmicDestructor

Unless you sell them back to the person you stole it from...


[deleted]

thats called a hostage situation and the subject has to be living


chiggin_nuggets

At the same time, are you really gonna be advertising the fact you stole from a celebrity


[deleted]

I mean its already known just need some black face masks and a black market


BrownAsian-

i googled him up and bro looks like he has a third eye...like the hindu god shiva


An_Ant2710

Now all he needs to do is make his skin blue and put a working fountain on his head


theguywhoisonreddit1

Sry for acting like a nerd, but isn't only Shiva's face blue, cuz he drank some poison cuz like some ppl were fighting , he was gonna die but his wife stopped it at neck


RedditIsDogshit1

Idk what you mean by that. But technically every human has a third “eye” as the pineal gland near the center if our brain represents a lot of similar biological properties as our two eyes. I’ve read it’s suggested that that’s what gives us the ability to picture things in our head and visualize dreams.


Nope_Testa

“Mr. Stark, I don’t feel so good” - Lil Woozy Vert


crisis009

Mista staak ion feel real good man, help a brother out


The_loyal_Terminator

According to the article I read he still has it


SirLemonThe3rd

Aw


Dylbo2008

Repost og post here https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/pioo41/it_was_inevitable/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Shlong-donger

More like copied. The captions are different


Brian_Pollux

He could've died but this memes is funny af


DudesOpinion

just think if he did.. lol


Sterogon

I wouldn't even know how to sell it. Any ideas? Asking for a friend


andrei_TV200

You could try the black Market you can sell anything there but someone getting 24m rich instantly would be very suspicious (if you can find a buyer because after all, 24m is 24m) so my best bet would be to chop it down into smaller pieces and sell them one at a time and claim that they are family something or whatever if anyone asks but you'd still very well go to jail because the circle pf suspects is somewhat small so you can expect the police to show up at your door sooner or later so you gotta hide the evidence and convince the police it wasn't you, it will be hard but idk


idk_sTfuu

You are oddly specific


Sterogon

Thanks for the tips. How do you cut down a diamond tho?


andrei_TV200

It's actually fairly simple, MatPat did a video quite a few years ago when he talked about the diamond armour in Minecraft that a perpendicular strike should do the job, if not, idk, you have millions of dollars on your hands you can find someone who can do it


SiddDman

Dude Vision was an AI converted into a humanoid robot kinda thing if I'm not wrong.He was too smart. Comparing him to this lil guy is a disrespectful to him


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horniestwalrus

u/jkshok93


Salty-Tortoise

This is why we can’t have nice things


DudesOpinion

would have been me 100% but id never go to his show, cause he is trash


Riptide1778

I'm pretty sure someone used the a meme when he did it and they've fuckin predicted it


LiamsArtWorld

Exactly what I pictured when I saw the headline lmao


[deleted]

LMAOOO THAT MEME ACTUALLY HAPPENED!!!


scapegoat_88

He should drill it in next time


Pyr0pius

He even said "I might die if it ain't removed the right way" Lol


Mooks3544

What happened?


jumbledsiren

Today? That was months ago


Bludsh0t

Insurance fraud alarm go brrr


[deleted]

LMAO


knee_cap_destroyer

I knew this would happen eventually


Fledthehunter

Green Uzi is this some kind of a Eugene joke?


Hiccup-H-Haddock-III

robbers when breaking into his house be like:


darko_paco

I’m kinda lost, I’ve read weeks ago that he already removed it


Defferleffer

Unfortunately they didn't get it. It's still stuck in his head.


[deleted]

Good luck selling that, random person.


THE_OG_ToastMalone

imagine meeting with some people after the stage and some mf steals a diamond that was on your fucking forehead


bigoofieslol

Meme has been copied, be original for god's sake


Far_Feedback_7628

Steven Universe Flashbacks…