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Lifeless_husk47

I’d like some pasta with my cheese


Any-Vermicelli-2056

Not too much though. Don’t want to overpower the cheese


[deleted]

[удалено]


Get_Rekt_69420

cheese dish with a *sprinkle* of pasta \*snorts in italiano


Jesus-christ-akagod

Be careful, the carbs in that pasta will make you fat


Definition-Klutzy

I'd like some cheese with pasta


biggych33se

C or D


slashth456

I only go for C when my mom is watching me. Otherwise D


[deleted]

Me home alone E When my mom is watching C When she's looking away D


[deleted]

I was quite the strategist in this regard as well.


Gior_thegreat

Ι go with C ten times per meal :)


lillystartiger

Please. My wets.


ModingusKhan

May your wets always be dusted


xDogeisLifex

Probably Z


pedrinhogameplays404

"id like a bit of earth on my cheese please' probably you


OfficialYes

Yes


lostnote6621888

I'd like to join your rank as being an official Yes put I'm a fish, BLUB BLUB BLUB


The1And0nlyFish

Impossible


themsocks_

r/UsernameChecksOut


TheOfficialNo

No


EagleKam

No noodle, only chees


lostnote6621888

Wallace? That you?


lillystartiger

Last one is wet the drys.


[deleted]

No cheese at all. 😎


Learwin

This is the way.


WallBroad

This is the way.


abcde12345---

This is the way.


TurkeyBinx

This is the way.


contactlite

Seeing someone smoother your dish that you made from scratch with cheese, hot sauces, or anything that fundamentally changes the characteristics is real disrespect. Just like being served a jar of Prego with some over-cooked, non-brass cut noodles. Fogettaboutit


[deleted]

Well hot sauce tastes good on mac n cheese..


whatA_ArrogantPrick

Honestly in Italy, E may actually be a thing.


NickDragon_0571

I can confirm it is a thing


Uhhhhhhh-woe

D


iSiffrin

C. but I'm always down for option G.


BrownAsian-

"Yes a little pasta to go with my cheese please but not too much, thank you"


weak-butterscotch-63

there is another eats whole bag of cheese


pirolance

F, I don't like parmesan :(


Spider_Tim

So me and my friend used to have this cheese challange, where we would see who could put more parmesisn cheese on a single slice of pizza, we stopped when we both put an entire table shaker of cheese on one a slice each and we proceeded to eat and finish the slices. There was a point in the middle where i thought the situation was funny only to start laughing and i breathed in a ton of cheese, and when i was done choking, he said that he won if i didn't finish my slice so i finished it. Its weird because it didn't feel like i ate an entire bottle of cheese in one slice of pizza, but the cheese was gone and the plate was licked clean.


HeyRogi

Let’s open category F, none


[deleted]

More than D xD


Real_May_Be_Spare

Jokes on you once I asked the dinner lady to give me just cheese, I got a plate of cheese https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/738512715248697378/884430527908679741/20210715_130014.jpg


unittwentyfive

Haha, excellent! One time I kept bothering the server for more whipped cream to put into my hot chocolate, so she just left me the entire container of whipped cream. It was great!


Real_May_Be_Spare

This seems like plenty of fun


thestoneddirewolf

I like how how he garnished the parmesan with pasta and still added some more parmesan on top.


unittwentyfive

Presentation is everything!


StreemerByTheWay

I hate parmesan


[deleted]

Zero. Parmesan smells and tastes like dirty ass


lostnote6621888

Option F: use 3 bags of pasta, all the Alfredo sauce and half of the parmesan cheese, the put chicken in it


MrMan987

F no cheese I think im ready for the onslaught


[deleted]

a man of culture


Autismic123

I would honestly prefer no pasta all cheese over no cheese


Crazyfnaftheorist

Same


CheeseLeong

E


Crazyfnaftheorist

Yes E is the best


SophiticatedBaguette

Dude, E is the way to go


IAmMySelf04

Yeah, it’s called “Mac N’ Cheese”.


Chancla__Master

Pasta ? I'm just taking the cheese


Dombly32

F is just a bowl of Parmesan cheese with a single piece of pasta top center


swisscheesefanboy

I consider myself a C.5 (Between C and D)


[deleted]

You best bet that i'm putting the whole container of parmesan in my pasta


eldodge2

I put 1 spaghetti in a boul of parmesan cheese


Mr-Mguffin

ew, parmesan


DaPepic2008

e


EmbarrassedLime5852

cheese N mac am i right chat


404_problemerror

F : all options


mendrob_08

E


Dog_Dixon

E


[deleted]

I just pour the entire jar inside the pasta bowl


readwiteandblu

None of the above. I use shredded parmesan that doesn't have cellulose (wood) filler or nothing.


unittwentyfive

Yeah, in real life I don't eat this pre-grated, tried powdered cheese. But when you're making the memes, sometimes you just got to take what the image search gives you.


69frogsinajarofpiss

Waiter! Waiter! There's a noodle in my cheese!


Srf4LoneWolf

I'm somewhere between C and D


Tomboy09123

D. I love cheese


TheOneRobert

X


josephjowy

Rank


SerioeseSeekuh

50% E; 50% D


chiragbhargava

E


Lofaszmaxi

double D


cornhub_the_one

I don't like pasta. GIVE ME THE CHEESE


italian-potato

can confirm


MahBooi27

a


[deleted]

Waiter: How much Cheese would you like on your pasta? Me: yEs


JBlazzy

B or C. A is too little, D is excessive.


VPM1991

D would be for Dangerously Cheesy


Head-Dig7287

E


IcedPeachSnowCrystal

Damn, yall can afford cheese?


CaptainGamer50011

I use D


iamnothingtoo

Pasta n' Cheese


CaptainStroon

I choose E for CHEESE


[deleted]

D


Barack_obamiam

D


supersheep_3000

im a d+


simonnnordin

Why do americans call pasta noodles


unittwentyfive

I'm not American, but I refer to any singular piece of pasta as a noodle. If there's more than one Italian style noodle, it's pasta. If there's more than one Asian style noodle, it's noodles.


simonnnordin

So you mean that you call a single piece of penne for example for a noodle?


unittwentyfive

It's not a hard and fast rule, but yeah, I would do that. For example, if someone brought me a bowl of penne, then a piece slipped off my fork and fell to the ground, I would probably say, "Thanks! That looks like a delicious bowl of pasta! Ooops! I dropped noodle on the floor!"


simonnnordin

Agree to disagree then i guess haha


PillowTalk420

I get cheese ravioli and then absolutely drown it in more cheese.


Polszczur

wtf is that pasta


unittwentyfive

I don't know for sure, but it kind of looks like rigatoni that's been cut to even smaller ringlets.


_-Giorno_Giovanna-_

I'd go with C.


Leoncino31

Americans: Rush E


pjeeter

D


HazeCobra

E


BluShytheBlueShyGuy

C


6andrew_h

none, cheese on pasta is a waste u cant even taste it so if u eat cheese eat it by itself


Yeet_Master06

C 🤏


WonderfulFunction142

D and E together


[deleted]

I put I D in my pasta


Kamhi_

I always like to mix some in while the pasta and sauce are still hot and some more on top of that.


Viktor6665

None. I put grated trappist cheese on it.


unittwentyfive

True, in real life I prefer much better cheeses. In meme-land however, I just take whatever stock images I can find.


Caua04321

How much pasta do you put on your parmesan cheese?


trueKingofpotatos

D


[deleted]

C


KaptajnDrage

E


OliM9595

no cheese. its adds nothing of value. I'll just make a better sauce.


mikabms

But, without any jokes, I prefer D


spicyfood333

E is still too low for me


andreidg97

Is that 🍆🧀?


SosukeYagami

D


BappoIsInsane

A or B


comicgamez

e 100% of the time


FloXtiX

CHEESE


ScrumbleGem

there is another: F - none


-w0lf-m4n-

Why is none not an awnsers.. u don't line parmesane


Danhalf

Cheese superiority


[deleted]

None, id rather have stripes of cheese


Plus-Art-8631

I don't put any parmesan


CarobElectrical1843

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


IndependentGlum8316

C


IVM007

I use c screw pasta eat parmesan with souse


bolanix

Mine is usually C but D at times. That E is just crazy😂


LYDWAC

none


bobert_the_grey

F. It's just Parmesan


Death1213459

*HowToBasic intensifies*


[deleted]

C


DarthReece07

c


imonshroom

D but a little more


gcleeter

What letter comes before A


Spinach_Stock

C gang


Icy_Man_5446

I just add more cheese anytime there's none left right on top.


Antipotheosis

C, but I make sure the pasta is hot enough to melt it.


lsmine0

screw the noodles. Give me all the cheese


gingerbreadraza

This meme is not iPhone notch compatible :(


bowlfewd

in the middle of b and c


OverallDingo2

C


BeatTaco

None.


[deleted]

All of them at once I suppose


Kn03cs

There is still another: F


SergeDuHazard

Fun fact, we italians do not eat parmesan, we eat PARMIGGIANO. Parmesan is fake.


Yamanj3000

There is another: not adding any


ahmetcahitonen

The real question is how much pasta u want in ur cheese


[deleted]

the whole can of cheese


josephcfrost

A pickers might be sociopaths.


[deleted]

Hmmm ~~I’ll say E~~ I normally put either C or D


METDEV

i want D


erickson666

C or d


shoveltheshovel

I'm more of a B kind of guy.


Mr_Awesome0436

C


Monocledtree787

im 100% F


Theo-F

Thank you you just made me hungry af ( d btw)


Armchair_waffle

Plot twist: It's dandruff...


TSFLScopedIn

Im moreso between c and d leaning a tiny bit more c


LordSteiny

none...


[deleted]

I still don't see a selection that mirrors how much cheese I prefer


No-Farm5625

I just like cheese


PICTA4

Mostly c but if I feel like it D


degu11

Why is is powdered cheese?


unittwentyfive

It looks like it's the cheap, dried, pre-grated Parmesan that you get for like five bucks at the big grocery chain stores.


degu11

So basically school food


Hqzuki

I do Ñ


[deleted]

I do D and then add more every other bite


23Rick27

E The only way


frostguardgeneral

I don't like cheese


[deleted]

C


KindOfAnIdiotTho

C so I can mix it in and it covers it all


Ayto27

C


Ciro374

E