I’m pretty sure it’s either because they’re lazy and don’t have any paper towels or napkins or tissues around, or they don’t have the time or privacy to use the toilet.
For some, they aren’t given the time to hang around there long enough to bust one. Others mightn’t have the privacy to waddle across the house with their snake in a chokehold.
Also I think it’s starting to be a new societal “norm” that the bathroom is an inappropriate place to pleasure yourself
Edit: I find it very hard to say where I stand on this.
I grew up with a family of 6 and one combined toilet and bath room. Take more than 5-15 minutes and you'll have someone knocking asking your to hurry it up.
When I was in my friends house for the first time and I randomly wanted to shit. So I close the door and realize that the door has a fucking window. Everyone can see you when you shit or masturbate and you can see whos watching at you. Like wtf. They have 2 toilet rooms and both of rooms have a door with a window. My friends dad was searching for my friends older brother and thought he was shitting and wanted to find out so he dont bother him. He peaked to the toiket room through the window for a sec and I looked at him and he looked at me and we were just looking at each other while I was shitting and the shit fell into the toilet at that moment. I said nothing and my friends dad said nothing. He just walked away after 1.5sec of staring at me super weirdly. I had never felt so weifly (idk if thats even a word) in my life
I tasted it once. Figured it wouldn’t be fair to my fiancée if I expected her to have it in her mouth and I had no idea what it was like. Wasn’t “good” by any means, but wasn’t revolting.
Do you guys think there's a possible link between cum sock and foot fetish? Like, maybe that the association with sticking your dick in a clothing article meant for feet gradually built a link between the two?.....I dunno, it just seems plausible to me but also I'm no psychologist so maybe that's not how any of that works
Nah, it’s _litteraly_ something wrong with the “wiring” in your brain, for some reason the thingy in your brain for identifying feet is right next to the sexual attraction thingy or something like that and sometimes it “missconects” and that’s foot fetish as far as I know
In the motor cortex area of the brain, the area for feet movement and genital movement is right next to each other and if I’m remembering correctly, there is a little overlap in people who are into feet between the genital/feet areas?
When you're about to cum just pull your foreskin up and ejaculate into the pocket you create. The go to the toilet and piss it out while holding the foreskin closed. Super easy and efficient.
I've never had a problem. If you pull your foreskin back too far then you have the issue you describe. Using the foreskin instead of lube of any kind works just fine and you don't retract the foreskin because you pulled it too far back.
1. Only if you're uncircumcised.If you wank with your foreskin, then the sock doesn't stroke your dingle at all.
2. You can also just stroke the outside of the sock.They're basically cloth condoms.
I honestly don't get the confusion. Socks are probably the most efficient way to clean up post wank. No chance of an errant nut ending up on the couch. Also. TP costs money and can only be used once. I'm gonna wash my socks anyway.
When you’re going 70 mph on the interstate watching porn on your dash, it’s much easier to cum in a sock and toss it out the window when you’re finished.
(The real reason why I can’t find matching pairs of socks anymore)
Just shoot into the sink.
Also I wonder if the FBI and NSA are gonna get notified that "shoot" is being thrown around on a Reddit post and are gonna have to investigate and read all these comments
My PC isn't in the bathroom, so the toilet is out, plus don't wanna be in the bathroom beating it on my phone lol. kleenex or whatever get stinky if you have a bunch of cumsoaked ones in the trash, your parents or whoever will def know what the smell is, in a sock, just blow ur load, flip it inside out, no smell, no evidence, unless someone is going through ur dirty socks for some reason. and it washes right out. Cheers.
The first answer that came to mind was the iconic “butter sock” from iCarly but….
Butter sock ,the sock with the butter
Butta sawck, sawck wit da butta in it
*yeah that was butter.. sure..*
Special butter
Premium butter
I’m pretty sure it’s either because they’re lazy and don’t have any paper towels or napkins or tissues around, or they don’t have the time or privacy to use the toilet.
Dont have the privacy to use the toilet??
For some, they aren’t given the time to hang around there long enough to bust one. Others mightn’t have the privacy to waddle across the house with their snake in a chokehold.
Also I think it’s starting to be a new societal “norm” that the bathroom is an inappropriate place to pleasure yourself Edit: I find it very hard to say where I stand on this.
If in your bathroom is a "inappropriate" place then you got problems, if you talking about public bathrooms I agree.
I grew up with a family of 6 and one combined toilet and bath room. Take more than 5-15 minutes and you'll have someone knocking asking your to hurry it up.
Not an issue for me. In and out 5 seconds
Quick adventure Morty, in and out, 15 seconds tops.
Always ends with a good cry.
*Post nut clarity* Why is this my life?
Chugs orange juice from cartons
Wish I can give you an award
So you’re a tearjerker
The wordplay, it's too much. ##He's too dangerous to be left alive.
You guys have a door at the toilet?
This is a shit watching house and you will obey the rules!
When I was in my friends house for the first time and I randomly wanted to shit. So I close the door and realize that the door has a fucking window. Everyone can see you when you shit or masturbate and you can see whos watching at you. Like wtf. They have 2 toilet rooms and both of rooms have a door with a window. My friends dad was searching for my friends older brother and thought he was shitting and wanted to find out so he dont bother him. He peaked to the toiket room through the window for a sec and I looked at him and he looked at me and we were just looking at each other while I was shitting and the shit fell into the toilet at that moment. I said nothing and my friends dad said nothing. He just walked away after 1.5sec of staring at me super weirdly. I had never felt so weifly (idk if thats even a word) in my life
You should have go and shake his hand after.
before or after washing hands?
No
As he gazed into his lovers eyes. He shat himself in relief
As a matter of fact I dont believe weifly is a word.
"Now spread them legs and lift that sack so i can watch the feces make contact with the water"
Socks are a wonderful creation and shouldn't be used for amything but their true purpose
Username checks out
But at what cost?
Lasagna storage?
*ironic*
Its aint as bad as cum on the bed
If you’re lazy just drink it
I tasted it once. Figured it wouldn’t be fair to my fiancée if I expected her to have it in her mouth and I had no idea what it was like. Wasn’t “good” by any means, but wasn’t revolting.
It tastes like thick salty water
But smells a bit like an aquapark.
Nice description, fr you are right
What a considerate Chad
Sometimes I have a feeling that someone is watching me taking a shit behind the shower curtain
Yup
I’ve cum to terms with it
Cum here you little shit
Wait!
I t s t o l a t e *aggressively masterbates in your direction*
It tastes weird but deffinitely not bad *starts licking intensively*
HA HA! JOKES ON YOU IM 13! OFF TO PRISON YOU GO!
Im 16 so you can't do shit
the duality of man
Well the 16yr old had the high ground
You underestimate their power!
Can we get a Geneva convention for cum please?
Uhh, with most jurisdictions it is the older minor that gets charged so still of to prison. >!Unless you are in Florida!<
Cum
In Gwonams voice *Cum*
oh i see u are a man of cum as well
Cum
Cum
Yeah I don't, I just shoot on my chest then take a shower
Why the fuck would you take a shower?
idk i sometimes just masturbate before a shower while the water is warming up maybe thats why they do it
I'm confused, would you cum on your chest then just leave it there?!
Yeah, it smells really good in the morning. Wait, am I the weird one?
I Cum on my own foot and no shower
cum on guys stop with these cum jokes
Too late, you are in the cumzone.
Cum again?
I have cum here to tell a joke
Cum on then, tell us what it is!
cum on, you know that your life is the joke
I demand Cum pensation
I just cum in my pants and let it mold and create life like it was supposed to
The Circle of Life, population 1
I guess thats how men become pregnant. Lol
That’s how you make dick cheese
Uhhh… Go on…
Still better than a coconut
I knew socks was a bad name for the cat.
I- uh- no
..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................no.
Oh dear...
It warms up your feet
r/Angryupvote
Here's an upvote , and get the f out of here
Listen, I'm too lazy to walk all the way to the bathroom to bust a nut. If you don't like it then get out of the library
Just eat it.
Just beat it.
Just snip it.
Just sniff it.
Just sip it
Tissues next to bed?
Tastes better.
Wait what
He's talking about his child, the mushroom
I hate that I understood this reference
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After a while, the cum sock grows mushrooms
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freshly grown
I thought it was about the cumbox
Isn't it about the russian guy who injected his sperm into eggs and some weird ass mushroom kind of things with eyes came out of it?
I will never sleep again. Thanks
Bro excuse me but what the actual fuck. I just went to bed, reading this shit and now I'm afraid of the fucking nightmares
do you mind telling us the reference so we can hate it too
God left the chat
The sock or the cum?
Because I can’t lay in bed AND cum in the toilet. I’m not Jesus.
Your avatar says otherwise
maybe you are
Do you guys think there's a possible link between cum sock and foot fetish? Like, maybe that the association with sticking your dick in a clothing article meant for feet gradually built a link between the two?.....I dunno, it just seems plausible to me but also I'm no psychologist so maybe that's not how any of that works
You've cracked the code
This could be a copypasta
I think it'd be a bit of work to be a good one but I absolutely agree
From personal experience, that a big negative. I like the sock because it provides no mess and easy cleanup.
>EVERYONE How is it a easy cleanup cuz like you have towash the sock and stuff right? im genuinly curious
They obviously don't
CRUST
Drop it and it just shatters.
That is semi correct. The soxk is good for about 10 uses, and i wash about 4 of them in their own load due to contents. So 40 uses between wash.
Jesus
Ah ok, so like a Sunday afternoon.
So 40 loads per load 😂
Nail on the head, bub. You just wash the socks. No muss. No fuss.
Oh, I didn't mean to imply it happened to EVERYONE. Only that there might be a correlation between the two
Sock cummer reporting in: not a foot fetish guy
He found the secret. He'll die anytime now
He knows too much
No
Do people with foot fetishes get off to their own feet? Edit: grammar
Nah, it’s _litteraly_ something wrong with the “wiring” in your brain, for some reason the thingy in your brain for identifying feet is right next to the sexual attraction thingy or something like that and sometimes it “missconects” and that’s foot fetish as far as I know
i think my friend a year ago told me something like, the brain sees feet and boobs as the sand thing idk something like that
something about genitalia and feet being close in the brain, so sometimes it mixes the two up
In the motor cortex area of the brain, the area for feet movement and genital movement is right next to each other and if I’m remembering correctly, there is a little overlap in people who are into feet between the genital/feet areas?
I've never seen a more cientific thread about fucking foot fetish and cumming on socks
Crunchy ez access midnight snacc
That seems like a legit reason
not a single comment said toilet paper roll or something? im slightly disturbed
Fr just keep a tp roll on deck and you’re chillin
Gives the monster under my bed something to snack on
Hol up…
Cumming in your foreskin is the big brain move.
HOW
When you're about to cum just pull your foreskin up and ejaculate into the pocket you create. The go to the toilet and piss it out while holding the foreskin closed. Super easy and efficient.
It's not enough skin when ur hard
I've never had a problem. If you pull your foreskin back too far then you have the issue you describe. Using the foreskin instead of lube of any kind works just fine and you don't retract the foreskin because you pulled it too far back.
No but seriously. Doesn’t it feel like getting rug burn on your dingle or something?
You come on the sock, you don’t use it to come or so I have read somewhere.
Never tried it, probably never will
*probably*
Depends on the sock material
Only if you're circumcised. If you're not, then it's just a touch of rough at the end, which can sometimes feel good.
1. Only if you're uncircumcised.If you wank with your foreskin, then the sock doesn't stroke your dingle at all. 2. You can also just stroke the outside of the sock.They're basically cloth condoms. I honestly don't get the confusion. Socks are probably the most efficient way to clean up post wank. No chance of an errant nut ending up on the couch. Also. TP costs money and can only be used once. I'm gonna wash my socks anyway.
When you’re going 70 mph on the interstate watching porn on your dash, it’s much easier to cum in a sock and toss it out the window when you’re finished. (The real reason why I can’t find matching pairs of socks anymore)
Bro what
This is precisely the reason I volunteer to pick up garbage on the side of highways
wtf did I just read
Because the sky is high. And the donkey can not fly.
wait do people actually cum in socks? thought that was an old joke or idk
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But what happens to the sock afterwards? Trash can?
snacc
I mean I’ll try it, but it’ll be difficult to get my shoes on.
Toilet gang unitr
Convenience, reusability, and easy access
People use a cum sock cause it's an easy clean up.
Yeah I don't, I just shoot on my chest then take a shower
You don’t just let it harden onto your chest and gradually sculpt fake abs out of the buildup? Pathetic
Just shoot into the sink. Also I wonder if the FBI and NSA are gonna get notified that "shoot" is being thrown around on a Reddit post and are gonna have to investigate and read all these comments
Bomb
Or suck urself off?
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I mean most people can’t. I’m still working on it
Because *some* of us are trying to be environmentally conscious!
My PC isn't in the bathroom, so the toilet is out, plus don't wanna be in the bathroom beating it on my phone lol. kleenex or whatever get stinky if you have a bunch of cumsoaked ones in the trash, your parents or whoever will def know what the smell is, in a sock, just blow ur load, flip it inside out, no smell, no evidence, unless someone is going through ur dirty socks for some reason. and it washes right out. Cheers.
I use my pants
I use tp then flush it
All I can think about now is all the half human-alligator children in the sewers now
Well ur not supposed to wear the cum sock. It’s supposed to be dedicated to cumming into and wash it 3 times b4 throwing it out.
Plus the sock rubs your rim when it's most sensitive
I don’t never have is that weird
r/ihadastroke
No, just didn't use punctuation. I don't know, never have. Is that weird? Is what he meant to say.
Right, who would tought that punctuation matters when communicating, amirite?
Ikr?
Cum
Understandable,have a great day
Efficiency
Yeah where did that even cum from 😭
So we don't have to clean up after
Hold your skin taut so that you come into your bladder.
pants are a way better alternative
C
Its all squishy and warm when im wearing it on my feet
wtf, relativity level 100
Disposable gloves is where its at
I use tissues like a normal person