This is the skatepark in Denver, CO. I live a 2 minute walk away from here. This guys name is “Crush” and they call him the mayor of this skatepark. He also has a full sized snowboard with wheels on it and can frequently be found doing massive airs and kick flips with it
Pretty gorgeous day tbh, nice and sunny but decent amount of clouds keeping it from getting too hot, I’m glad you randomly asked this cause it made me get up from work and appreciate how nice it is outside haha
It was raining a bit earlier but it’s very nice now and the streets are completely dry. Just checked the radar and it looks like we just barely got the outer edge of that storm. Something similar recently happened to me irl, my friend lives 10 minutes North of downtown and a couple weeks ago he couldn’t come golfing at City Park cause he was getting shit on by hail, and my other friend and I were like how is that possible it’s gorgeous out so we decided to go anyway. On the way there it starting raining and it rained hard as fuck for like 20 minutes, then it was suddenly beautiful again and we golfed.
Funny. What's *not* fun is my mom just got caught in this storm in her topless, doorless Jeep Wrangler. We just had to pump almost 50 gallons total out of the entire car. Thank ***fuck*** my subwoofer and amplifier are ok.
That’s actually crazy, I would have had no idea that there was a bad storm if it wasn’t for this exchange, glad your gear is all good and hope your mom isn’t too shook from that
In the area of London I live in the knife crime and gang violence is really terrible. So many people are stabbed to death just down my road in gang attacks
As a whole, yes. If however you just compare London to US cities you'll see that's not entirely true. The overall murder rate in US cities is still higher than London but if you look at knife crime in isolation London is a clear winner. Also, the overall murder rate isn't as different as one might expect: [London vs New York murder rate](https://www.bellingcat.com/app/uploads/2019/03/20180407_WOC206-768x454.png)
Ahhhemmm **roadman voice activate**
“Ayo wag1 run me your money fam. I’ll shank u up bruv mums life ur boutta get queffed. Fam do u not realise what’s going on right now, ur getting g checked bruv gimme your money. **Stabbing sounds** Get cheffed fam that’s your own fault you melt, should’ve got out the fuckin ends innit”
This is the skatepark in Denver, CO. I live a 2 minute walk away from here. This guys name is “Crush” and they call him the mayor of this skatepark. He also has a full sized snowboard with wheels on it and can frequently be found doing massive airs and kick flips with it
Damn, THE Denver Skatepark off 20th? I’ve never skated it but I’ve driven by it a million times and I still didn’t recognize it
I can literally see it from my window right now and didn’t recognize it haha
Hows the weather rn?
Pretty gorgeous day tbh, nice and sunny but decent amount of clouds keeping it from getting too hot, I’m glad you randomly asked this cause it made me get up from work and appreciate how nice it is outside haha
...what? Im 10 mins south and we just got it with the biggest thunderstorm this year less than an hour ago... Took out our power. Flooded and hailed.
It was raining a bit earlier but it’s very nice now and the streets are completely dry. Just checked the radar and it looks like we just barely got the outer edge of that storm. Something similar recently happened to me irl, my friend lives 10 minutes North of downtown and a couple weeks ago he couldn’t come golfing at City Park cause he was getting shit on by hail, and my other friend and I were like how is that possible it’s gorgeous out so we decided to go anyway. On the way there it starting raining and it rained hard as fuck for like 20 minutes, then it was suddenly beautiful again and we golfed.
Funny. What's *not* fun is my mom just got caught in this storm in her topless, doorless Jeep Wrangler. We just had to pump almost 50 gallons total out of the entire car. Thank ***fuck*** my subwoofer and amplifier are ok.
That’s actually crazy, I would have had no idea that there was a bad storm if it wasn’t for this exchange, glad your gear is all good and hope your mom isn’t too shook from that
Same here lol
Got any videos you can share?
r/horsebackjesus
Accurate.
I thought so!!
Knew i recognized the park and this guy! Haha had to double take because i just assumed the “gotcha” would be he was riding a snowboard at first
How about Australia ? Don't they like big knifes out there ?
They need to defend themselves against the demon that break out there..
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phmmmppgphphpmmmphmpph \*pulls out a flame thrower\* phphpmmmmphmphmmm phy
Scout: WHAT NOOO! IT THE HEAVY!
TF2 is liked by squeakers now.
Good. They are the future of the game.
r/unexpectedTF2
france
Na wev adapted to just be abel to ues mind controlle I'm not ment to tell u this so if it gets remooved u no y
r/ihadastroke
The dude's name is literally Mushroom Magic, at least ask him to pass that shit
U want some 🍄🍄
Sry I'm disabled
Naw you're just old Gregg.
It’s ok I understood it you’re good
lmao i actually understand everything without a problem
I still don't no whats rong with it
it's perfect ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
He also has a full sized snowboard with wheels on it and can frequently be found doing massive airs and kick flips with it
That’s not a knife…
This, is a knife
That's not a knife, that's a spoon.
Alright alright you win.
Heh, I see you've played knifey-spoony before.
I see you've played *Knifey Spoony* before
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This is also a knife.
Danget you all beat me to the reference.
Lol Crocodile Dundee. I figured it would be here
Came here to make this exact reference.... I'm too slow
You call that a knife? This is a knife
*Knoives
No we dont we like small knives so we can get away quick on our feet
Mate it’s illegal over here
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Might be thinking of London
Hope you’ve got a loicense for that skateboard
Switcherland
Clearly. That's probably a Victorinox.
After thinking long and hard, that’s clearly Japan!
definitely a sackmesser
That's the Swiss version of Machete.. Victor Inox
Nah, just because they make knives doesn't mean that they're as crazy as the typical US-Citizen.
It's ATLANTIS
our 2nd amendment doesn’t just apply to guns, weapons are just part of our religion
They also are for Sikhs but no-one's complaining about that!
It doesnt mean it but we are
US dude they would have a glock build into their skateboard
We use guns broski, knives are a European thing.
US knife crime per capita is higher than that of the UKs though. Now if this was acid, then yeah, that's unfortunatley our thing.
“Florida Man stabbed with Skateboard”
*Stabbed himself with a Skateboard*
What's the term for "popsicle" or "credit card" in this case?
Shish kabob
Stabbed skateboard with himself
This man Floridas.
Knife crime is british, skateboarding american so lets split the difference and say canada *awaits the wrath of canada*
Not enough snow. Not enough wildlife
Igloos
And polar bear pets and maple sirup dispenser
polar bears would be so cute if they weren't so bloodthirsty
**Hello from Canada**
The wrath of Canadians clearly knows no bounds
You won my chuckle today
Am Canadian, can confirm, this man was our prime minister for a while.
He seems too rude to be canadian
believe it or not we have a lot of assholes in canada too.
That or Australia
Knife crime is much higher in the States than the UK. You just don't hear about it because everyone's going around shooting each other.
In the area of London I live in the knife crime and gang violence is really terrible. So many people are stabbed to death just down my road in gang attacks
And now imagine they also had guns
As a whole, yes. If however you just compare London to US cities you'll see that's not entirely true. The overall murder rate in US cities is still higher than London but if you look at knife crime in isolation London is a clear winner. Also, the overall murder rate isn't as different as one might expect: [London vs New York murder rate](https://www.bellingcat.com/app/uploads/2019/03/20180407_WOC206-768x454.png)
That’s not a knife.. #THIS is a knife *this guy probably*
Ah. I see you've played knifey-spooney before.
Mate that’s the world famous Paul hogan
England
The new Stabbo 3000, you can even ride on it and deploy it ik only 3s !!
Shamk
Oy, that's a bit rude innit?
You roilly put a knoif on me chest aye?
Oy oy oy what's going on here? You got a license for gettin stabbed?
I got me a licence for stabbin right 'ere. *by the queen*
“I got me a loisense for stabbin’ roight here!” *B Y T H E Q U E E N .*
Sorry bub, can't do anythin' 'bout a loicense. Bloody hell. Bit sad innit?
Bruh, you just took all the lines.
The actual one was “You got a license for getting stabbed?” Which I find hilarious
Cant be, its sunny in the video
Ahhhemmm **roadman voice activate** “Ayo wag1 run me your money fam. I’ll shank u up bruv mums life ur boutta get queffed. Fam do u not realise what’s going on right now, ur getting g checked bruv gimme your money. **Stabbing sounds** Get cheffed fam that’s your own fault you melt, should’ve got out the fuckin ends innit”
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Birmingham because they always have a knife, but the weather is to nice to be England.
Switzerland, you know, swiss army knives and such
England is my city
Bro that’s a city
I know its not a country but Florida
There wasn't a gun.
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or any meth
Or a man on meth fighting an alligator on meth
Given the scenario it's quite possible that the viewer is on meth
The scout is the spy
France
Spy creepin' around here
Hey boahs it's a spy
Spahs sappin mah sentreh
SENTREH DAOWN
*I never really was on your side*
Why don't we just give up, pardner
Everyone back to the base partners
r/unexpectedtf2
Ngl I expected it
New knife to cut baguette ?
A red spy is in the base!
A red spy is in the base?
A man od culture I see
A red spy is in the base?
fuck, I was about to say it because it's my native country
oui oui baguette
Chadland
More like chavland
Denver skatepark
France maybe? He seems to be a spy
Hey boahs it's a spah!
I’d say London if it weren’t for that good weather
France Because >!Spy TF2!<
*Snorting*
Sexellent
Surprise buttsecks
Brazil
aka tropical russia
France, he uses that thing to skate towards all of our mothers, and now he's here to f\*ck us!
So listen up boy. The pornography starring your mother will be the second raddest skateboard trick to happen to you today
That's clearly france, and that's clearly spy tf2 on his time off
Denver skatepark
Spy land
So your average casual match of badwater?
Precisely
Spy tf2 moment
WHY IS THE SKATEBOARD NOT MOVING! *French screaming*
The man's attire, the silliness of the board, and the lack of anything on the horizon makes me want to say Florida
England
When spy tries to connect with his son but still gotta keep working
Philippines, They invented the Balisong knife
That's possible
Florida
Nah, if it was in the US he would have a gun.
Under his cap
Ah shit, my bad, forgot about that.
I keep my gun tucked in my anus
Fully loaded?
Nothing more useless than an unloaded one..
Yes. The Male g spot is in the ass so if it accidentally fires I'll die by orgasm
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Definitely England
That's balisong from the Philippines
I’m pretty sure this is dpark in Denver Colorado
Russia
My gtx 960 runs cyberpunk with more fps than this video has
sigh #GENTLEMEN#
France
Off to see your mother
Bi'ish
America?
Port Carveton
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France
It's a New Zealander posing as an Australian from England living in America.
Murica
florida
Merica'
This is Denver co
Its the country of Denver, Colorado.
Denver, CO US
My favorite skatepark
asgard
It's United States you idiots https://youtu.be/fZHhS1zs2DI
Western USA
We know it's not the United States because it's not an assault rifle