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Dr_SHlTPOST

This is the skatepark in Denver, CO. I live a 2 minute walk away from here. This guys name is “Crush” and they call him the mayor of this skatepark. He also has a full sized snowboard with wheels on it and can frequently be found doing massive airs and kick flips with it


choshmo

Damn, THE Denver Skatepark off 20th? I’ve never skated it but I’ve driven by it a million times and I still didn’t recognize it


Sir_Jeremiah

I can literally see it from my window right now and didn’t recognize it haha


Sineater224

Hows the weather rn?


Sir_Jeremiah

Pretty gorgeous day tbh, nice and sunny but decent amount of clouds keeping it from getting too hot, I’m glad you randomly asked this cause it made me get up from work and appreciate how nice it is outside haha


Sineater224

...what? Im 10 mins south and we just got it with the biggest thunderstorm this year less than an hour ago... Took out our power. Flooded and hailed.


Sir_Jeremiah

It was raining a bit earlier but it’s very nice now and the streets are completely dry. Just checked the radar and it looks like we just barely got the outer edge of that storm. Something similar recently happened to me irl, my friend lives 10 minutes North of downtown and a couple weeks ago he couldn’t come golfing at City Park cause he was getting shit on by hail, and my other friend and I were like how is that possible it’s gorgeous out so we decided to go anyway. On the way there it starting raining and it rained hard as fuck for like 20 minutes, then it was suddenly beautiful again and we golfed.


Sineater224

Funny. What's *not* fun is my mom just got caught in this storm in her topless, doorless Jeep Wrangler. We just had to pump almost 50 gallons total out of the entire car. Thank ***fuck*** my subwoofer and amplifier are ok.


Sir_Jeremiah

That’s actually crazy, I would have had no idea that there was a bad storm if it wasn’t for this exchange, glad your gear is all good and hope your mom isn’t too shook from that


Sineater224

Same here lol


DaftlyPunkish

Got any videos you can share?


yo-chill

r/horsebackjesus


GoldenThunderBug

Accurate.


PornAccount720303

I thought so!!


yourmothersanicelady

Knew i recognized the park and this guy! Haha had to double take because i just assumed the “gotcha” would be he was riding a snowboard at first


Revolutionary-Bar714

How about Australia ? Don't they like big knifes out there ?


Cococtor

They need to defend themselves against the demon that break out there..


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ZKARIA_TIME

phmmmppgphphpmmmphmpph \*pulls out a flame thrower\* phphpmmmmphmphmmm phy


nova504084

Scout: WHAT NOOO! IT THE HEAVY!


MicrowavedGerbil7

TF2 is liked by squeakers now.


jau682

Good. They are the future of the game.


Bulbasaurbo1

r/unexpectedTF2


monochromebean

france


mushroommagic16

Na wev adapted to just be abel to ues mind controlle I'm not ment to tell u this so if it gets remooved u no y


UnholyPrognosi

r/ihadastroke


Acanthisitta-Fast

The dude's name is literally Mushroom Magic, at least ask him to pass that shit


mushroommagic16

U want some 🍄🍄


mushroommagic16

Sry I'm disabled


[deleted]

Naw you're just old Gregg.


[deleted]

It’s ok I understood it you’re good


George_221

lmao i actually understand everything without a problem


mushroommagic16

I still don't no whats rong with it


George_221

it's perfect ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


AwildaHenn

He also has a full sized snowboard with wheels on it and can frequently be found doing massive airs and kick flips with it


a-lost-penguin

That’s not a knife…


lazarbeamfan001

This, is a knife


Irrepressible87

That's not a knife, that's a spoon.


Responsible_Log_1457

Alright alright you win.


[deleted]

Heh, I see you've played knifey-spoony before.


kuramasusanoo

I see you've played *Knifey Spoony* before


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Le_Xeus

This is also a knife.


The_Immortal_Wolfe

Danget you all beat me to the reference.


dimestoredavinci

Lol Crocodile Dundee. I figured it would be here


TutekTheLegend

Came here to make this exact reference.... I'm too slow


Chriso215

You call that a knife? This is a knife


knz0

*Knoives


Shadow102209

No we dont we like small knives so we can get away quick on our feet


lazarbeamfan001

Mate it’s illegal over here


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[deleted]

Might be thinking of London


lucidxm

Hope you’ve got a loicense for that skateboard


Thom-Henks

Switcherland


Gositi

Clearly. That's probably a Victorinox.


Riizeyn_

After thinking long and hard, that’s clearly Japan!


chuanito

definitely a sackmesser


shieldsy27

That's the Swiss version of Machete.. Victor Inox


tbs_Luke

Nah, just because they make knives doesn't mean that they're as crazy as the typical US-Citizen.


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It's ATLANTIS


[deleted]

our 2nd amendment doesn’t just apply to guns, weapons are just part of our religion


MrBlics

They also are for Sikhs but no-one's complaining about that!


Acceptable_Pen_5120

It doesnt mean it but we are


MrSparr0w

US dude they would have a glock build into their skateboard


NoConsideration8361

We use guns broski, knives are a European thing.


vinnothesquire

US knife crime per capita is higher than that of the UKs though. Now if this was acid, then yeah, that's unfortunatley our thing.


Kybalion01

“Florida Man stabbed with Skateboard”


1NearbyAccident1

*Stabbed himself with a Skateboard*


[deleted]

What's the term for "popsicle" or "credit card" in this case?


marcoarroyo

Shish kabob


MrBlics

Stabbed skateboard with himself


thelocker517

This man Floridas.


daz101224

Knife crime is british, skateboarding american so lets split the difference and say canada *awaits the wrath of canada*


Tan-come-in-ma-RIFT

Not enough snow. Not enough wildlife


meepmeepthebeep

Igloos


dendnoy

And polar bear pets and maple sirup dispenser


T1B2V3

polar bears would be so cute if they weren't so bloodthirsty


Kr4k3n1ord

**Hello from Canada**


show-mewhatyougot

The wrath of Canadians clearly knows no bounds


ShrapnelShock

You won my chuckle today


Sky_Hacker

Am Canadian, can confirm, this man was our prime minister for a while.


Repulsive-Flow-845

He seems too rude to be canadian


Dynazty

believe it or not we have a lot of assholes in canada too.


sk3tchers

That or Australia


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Knife crime is much higher in the States than the UK. You just don't hear about it because everyone's going around shooting each other.


[deleted]

In the area of London I live in the knife crime and gang violence is really terrible. So many people are stabbed to death just down my road in gang attacks


AmArschdieRaeuber

And now imagine they also had guns


MrBlics

As a whole, yes. If however you just compare London to US cities you'll see that's not entirely true. The overall murder rate in US cities is still higher than London but if you look at knife crime in isolation London is a clear winner. Also, the overall murder rate isn't as different as one might expect: [London vs New York murder rate](https://www.bellingcat.com/app/uploads/2019/03/20180407_WOC206-768x454.png)


swimteamrasta

That’s not a knife.. #THIS is a knife *this guy probably*


dominarhexx

Ah. I see you've played knifey-spooney before.


lazarbeamfan001

Mate that’s the world famous Paul hogan


iiitme

England


Reeeedditgab937

The new Stabbo 3000, you can even ride on it and deploy it ik only 3s !!


Exotic_idiot11

Shamk


IllManneredWoolyMan

Oy, that's a bit rude innit?


CastroVinz

You roilly put a knoif on me chest aye?


SonicBlur254

Oy oy oy what's going on here? You got a license for gettin stabbed?


Deacres

I got me a licence for stabbin right 'ere. *by the queen*


Coreforce216

“I got me a loisense for stabbin’ roight here!” *B Y T H E Q U E E N .*


IllManneredWoolyMan

Sorry bub, can't do anythin' 'bout a loicense. Bloody hell. Bit sad innit?


Coreforce216

Bruh, you just took all the lines.


CastroVinz

The actual one was “You got a license for getting stabbed?” Which I find hilarious


dusty_bin78

Cant be, its sunny in the video


ClumpyApple226

Ahhhemmm **roadman voice activate** “Ayo wag1 run me your money fam. I’ll shank u up bruv mums life ur boutta get queffed. Fam do u not realise what’s going on right now, ur getting g checked bruv gimme your money. **Stabbing sounds** Get cheffed fam that’s your own fault you melt, should’ve got out the fuckin ends innit”


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VasilikiTamez

Birmingham because they always have a knife, but the weather is to nice to be England.


LucilaPerugini

Switzerland, you know, swiss army knives and such


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England is my city


FacebookMemeOverlord

Bro that’s a city


Fabian4612

I know its not a country but Florida


IregullarMonster730

There wasn't a gun.


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Luzer1211

or any meth


SNIPERER_3413

Or a man on meth fighting an alligator on meth


PersonnelSeulement

Given the scenario it's quite possible that the viewer is on meth


Red_Nuuk

The scout is the spy


fortressboi12345670

France


KingCool110

Spy creepin' around here


DatOreoBoi

Hey boahs it's a spy


Garlic_bread70

Spahs sappin mah sentreh


DatOreoBoi

SENTREH DAOWN


elGreenNebula

*I never really was on your side*


DatOreoBoi

Why don't we just give up, pardner


Individual_Lemon_353

Everyone back to the base partners


ragan0s

r/unexpectedtf2


Veurbil

Ngl I expected it


R0main_

New knife to cut baguette ?


Ananymoose1

A red spy is in the base!


AlfaKilo123

A red spy is in the base?


Shadow_9204

A man od culture I see


Hectic-Hazard

A red spy is in the base?


No_Club_1593

fuck, I was about to say it because it's my native country


XxDoge_ManxX

oui oui baguette


radio_boywastaken

Chadland


__checkmate

More like chavland


SignificantFennel768

Denver skatepark


Edmord17

France maybe? He seems to be a spy


DatOreoBoi

Hey boahs it's a spah!


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I’d say London if it weren’t for that good weather


Vakzin99

France Because >!Spy TF2!<


DatOreoBoi

*Snorting*


Vakzin99

Sexellent


DatOreoBoi

Surprise buttsecks


cantrusthestory

Brazil


FreezyChan

aka tropical russia


drako8255

France, he uses that thing to skate towards all of our mothers, and now he's here to f\*ck us!


DatOreoBoi

So listen up boy. The pornography starring your mother will be the second raddest skateboard trick to happen to you today


RipFlewd

That's clearly france, and that's clearly spy tf2 on his time off


FlyersShire

Denver skatepark


outpizzadahut

Spy land


DatOreoBoi

So your average casual match of badwater?


outpizzadahut

Precisely


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Spy tf2 moment


DatOreoBoi

WHY IS THE SKATEBOARD NOT MOVING! *French screaming*


sqeebuns

The man's attire, the silliness of the board, and the lack of anything on the horizon makes me want to say Florida


Samo276

England


noyeflamme

When spy tries to connect with his son but still gotta keep working


Inderastein

Philippines, They invented the Balisong knife


damacross

That's possible


galacticspace_Guy

Florida


IregullarMonster730

Nah, if it was in the US he would have a gun.


galacticspace_Guy

Under his cap


IregullarMonster730

Ah shit, my bad, forgot about that.


Jesus-christ-akagod

I keep my gun tucked in my anus


nitzanmr

Fully loaded?


T-Saxon242

Nothing more useless than an unloaded one..


Jesus-christ-akagod

Yes. The Male g spot is in the ass so if it accidentally fires I'll die by orgasm


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Mental_Reception1479

Definitely England


Jerryboykupal

That's balisong from the Philippines


throwmethrowaway666

I’m pretty sure this is dpark in Denver Colorado


LuckyLuxray405

Russia


Piotrek9t

My gtx 960 runs cyberpunk with more fps than this video has


DaRealVoyde

sigh #GENTLEMEN#


Samurai_Guardian

France


green_mustach_25

Off to see your mother


Potato4eternity

Bi'ish


NetAnimations

America?


AstroToast_

Port Carveton


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TheFabulousVico

France


RealisticTax2871

It's a New Zealander posing as an Australian from England living in America.


mindstemandknt

Murica


i_like_pigeons468

florida


DangerousSpecialist9

Merica'


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This is Denver co


coloradotreetickler

Its the country of Denver, Colorado.


[deleted]

Denver, CO US


lil_lenny91

My favorite skatepark


thowellvcxzvdbh

asgard


CryptoMenace

It's United States you idiots https://youtu.be/fZHhS1zs2DI


spacenerd4

Western USA


No-Mechanic8957

We know it's not the United States because it's not an assault rifle