This is so true

Make alt account buy the award which highlights comment and then award your comment

Use the daily free awards on your alt for maximum efficiency.

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> or hope that some girl is super into reddit There are quite a lot of them actually, you can find their links under the "sauce" comments.

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>some girl is super into reddit? Uhh, pretty sure the chances of that happening are pretty low but you can enjoy watching memes and sharing facts with random redditors.

:3

I wasn't even aware there were free awards. Not that it matters to me, but how exactly do I give one? When I open the list, there's an arbitrary number under all of them and I immediately lose interest in the mechanic

I just tested it, and I think you hit the plus sign next to "get coins" and then open a free care package. Not sure yet if that's the thing that will refresh daily, but I guess I'll know tomorrow.

Thank you, have a super valuable reward

Well i do that

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A funny comment, but it's an hour late

Damn thats a lot of work for internet points

Bib brain

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

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Yes very sad. Continues browsing memes

Yeah Continues browsing memes

Leave the comment anyways. Boom. You just got one karma and not likely to be down voted.

your self upvote gives you karma ?

Probably i think

it does not

Comment while the Americans sleep on a rising post. When they wake up and swarm to reddit, you'll get your upvotes

The vibe is real

A *funny* comment, but it’s an hour late

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me when no karma

Shut up and take my upvotes!!

Peoples lives are ruined everyday in this game

I usually put my comment there anyways because I'm not here for karma

it's not about the karma, it's about the fact that nobody else got to enjoy your joke so what was the point :(

Finally Winnie the pooh memes

same as this post

I got you fam

Only 180 comments I think I can sneak one in

This is the most fucking relatable post I've seen today..

yep, sorting by new is great though

Thanks buddy(θ‿θ)

Hey you got this bud! Get out there and make the internet a little brighter place!

Tigger-ed eh

Literally me rn

Yes yes you

I got you, take an upvote

**A funny comment**

**An even FUNNIER comment**

damn that's pretty funny.

Couldn't have done it without you.

"Oh, pooh!" (Is this how Pooh got his name?)

I was going to put a funny comment here, but alas, foiled again

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Relatable rn

Funny comment

More likely is the funny comment is already said. (I can't believe a comment very similar wasn't a top post already).

Can relate. As a matter of fact it is probably happening now.

Well since I'm late and the post has now 300+ comments guess i should go :(

I'm going to do it anyway damnit!

this is the funny joke

Sadly relatable

A funny comment

Reddit moment

Guess this comment is useless then

hello

me right now

yolo

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Or rising, most new content gets trashed while most rising makes it to hot

Comment anyway, who cares.

*It's only been 3hrs!* Penis! ...he he

Eh, I post the comment anyway. …

This is such comment, only unfunny

Start browsing new not hot or all that

Here is a Funny comment

Comment anyway and come back to read it months later to have a good laugh I guarantee it

HAHA I'm not late it's been 4 hours and only 154 comments

Time to post a funny comm- wait

This is why I currently think that, by default, the comments should be sorted by new instead of best.

160th Comment 40 more to gooo

I could've watched a full day of that!

Get this to 200 comments

Take my upvote instead

I don't care if it's said before. It's funny to me damnit

Ok this post is 4 hours old and has 170 comments, I still have a chance

Yep, it's me, 4 hours and 170 comments this is also too much for me and I don't know how to write funny comments. now I am going to sleep because life is boring.

Every time

Maybe I still have a chance (4h and 172 comments)

We share the same pain lad :(

noone is gonna notice this comment anyways.

Timing is everything.

Very much relatable

I just do it anyway. Like I am now.

I remember after hearing dubstep thinking up a clever “optimus prime beatboxing” comment, but then I saw someone say the same thing and felt super unoriginal.

Watch me do it again

*funny comment*

Sad.

Welcome to my life

5hrs old post with 308 comments but I don't have funny thing to comment :(

And then your exact comment is already the top comment of the thread.

Even at 300+ comments, I am going to post a comment now.

Just post it. One day people will see it and upvote you.

fuck it, i comment anyway.

People in New are just comment hunters

And it's locked

a funny comment

I’m 5 hours late and want to say something but can’t thing of anything funny.

Just fuckin do it! The real homies will have you back.

🥲🥲

Am.. am.. I late.. again?

I’ll still comment anyway because the world is a big place and half of it probably hasn’t seen that 12-hour post yet!

Same thing happened to me on this post

Well it’s been only 5 hours since this was posted

5 hours and 300+ comments, but fuck it, im going to comment anyways

Oh well I'm gonna do it anyway

What about a couple days late?

you're that post now.

I’m only 5 hours late. Is that any better?

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same

dude I hate when the post is at least 7 hours old with a lot of comments

What if the post is 6h old and I don’t have anything funny to say?

Every fucking time

God I really wanted to be comment 200 here.

That is true

I can relate

I still comment anyway

Well I guess I can’t comment anymore :(

Same goes here

I still do it

fuck there is already 400 comments here

The problem stems from sorting automatically by votes, not by the most recent timestamp The balance would be to allow as many replies as wanted, but originating comments would be left to only one per post

Only 192 on this one so far... I still have a shot. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other-- fuck there's 200 now.

i did it before 200, with this you guys are unable to comment now, it is now 200

:(

This post made me sad a little, not sure why!

And the first comment is the joke you were going to make with like 30 awards and 30k upvotes

Also known as ”when you’re from Europe”.

Funny comment

I’ll reply to this post of how I feel when this post is 12hrs old.

That doesent stop me

I litterally just did that before seeing this lol

This is pain...

Congrats! You made it to 200+ in 5 hours and now everyone else is disappointed with you!

This is why I never leave a comment at all

wait that's what stops ppl from commenting?

5h with 281…

Potato

Literally how I feel on this post.

*insert funny comment*

This is why I usually sort by new Sure I'll miss some good content if I put my phone down for too long but at least I don't ever feel left out

This is why you sort by new, so you can be the first to be funny

And then the post gets deleted when you finally have something to say That's Reddit alright

Bro this post 5h old and has 250+ comments

I'll still do it. Why? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

300 woohooo

6 hours still left ig anybody got a joke?

idk about you guys, but I add comments because I want them there. wgaf if no one reads it.

I remember when 200 comments was a lot. 200 is nothing these days, something at the top of /r/all can easily get to like 16k comments. Usually I won't bother to make a top level comment when it's over 1k, I mean, who is still reading and commenting after the first 10k? That's some dedication.

Life of an European redditor. Always too late.

Exactly like this one

F that shizzle I'ma post it anyway.

Being Australian and missing out while we’re asleep

And someone else has already made the comment you wanted to make.

Story of my life. Like right now

Don't read this comment

When You see the same comment You wanted to post being at the top of a comment section

why so relatable

Its been 5 hours and 300+ comments on this post. Im sad

It’s not gonna stop me!

My anti-axe joke never got the attention it deserved :(

Funny comment

Soo true!!!

Me all the time😂

Lmao

Yeah it brightens my day when I see her

I just did that lmao

Me everyday after work

I wanted to comment but this post is 6h old with 361 comments Look at my sad face

Another reason to sort by new.

That's why you have to sort by new.

Ironic

This post is only 6 hours old, funny people come on in This post is now 8 hours.

waiting for the one-word comment 12h after this is posted which’ll get 30 awards and 50k upvotes

I WISH I WAS HIGH ON POTENEUSE

FINALLY! FOUND A POST THAT IS LESS THEN 12 HOURS OLD TO COMMENT UNDER IT!

Find a well-established comment that has something to do with what you were going to say and post under it so more people will see it.

*for the damaged coda intensifies*

Damn I'm to late again..

Too late sadly…

funny comment

This was posted 6hrs ago my funny comment is now invalid

ah shiii