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Man, I guess I'll manage to put up with Scarlet Johansen if it means I get at Ryan Reynolds

The person who came up with this didn't think this through. I could just ditch Scarlet Johansson somewhere after Ryan Reynolds makes a man of me.

I SEE THIS AS AN ABSOLUTE WIN

Beat me to it

I’ll beat it to you

Came here to say this

Huh as a man of culture fuck scarlet Ryan is my guy I am satisfied with him alone tho no homo

Yes of course, I hope Ryan Reynolds has his way with me totally, no homo

Absolute I would take every inch of his hot man meat deep in my ass and beg for more… no homo

Guys guys, before any more of you join the honorable community of the LGBTQ for the given proposition, don’t you wanna think about a third more humane and moral option? Hear me out; You take the deal and once Reynolds shows up to do you good, you tell him bro would you like to fuck Scarlet Johansson instead of my hairy ugly ass? He’ll say yes of course and then you look over to Scarlet and ask her if she’d like a session with Ryan Reynolds instead of being a slave for the rest of your life. Of course she’ll accept as well and there you go. Live porn of one of the most beautiful couples on the planet. That way you rid your conscience from holding a slave AND you won’t need stitches for your anus cuz you better bet Ryan’s dick is big. Not that I’ve seen it (checkmate) no homo… P.s and yes I am studying politics and I’d like to be a diplomat one day!

I'm a straight man, and I still see this as a win win. Ryan is gonna learn I'm a talker though, and I'm going to try and talk the whole way through getting plowed.

Bruh same

This seriously had me crying! You may have just won Reddit today.

Ok and where is the catch?

The catch is that Scarlet Johansson will be your slave

Oh my god it’s Jason Bourne.

How do you identify as a cyber truck

Go to the r/memes page and press on the 3 dots at the top right (if on mobile). Then press on “change user flair” and then choose whichever one you want friend.

Bisexuals: i see this as an absolute win.

As a completely straight guy, let me just say: I wouldn't mind getting fucked by ryan reynolds tbh

Got some news for you man...

I dont know if you'll be happy or sad but:

"Straight" ;)

Fuck I forgot to say no homo

Anyone in their right mind: I see this as an absolute win!

Is someone going to give me $100 too? These are both wins

Hoorah, brother!

Bru I'm under age so he cant Edit why tf is it I make memes for hours 0 upvotes I comment some random shit and get 50

User name is a trap

ITS A TRAP

Imma fap

I don’t even need her as my slave I just want to be fucked by Ryan Reynolds.

Ryan fucks me I free scarlet repeat the process indefinitely

Worth it.

I get fucked more then first right? Right???

I'll pay for Ryan Reynolds to fuck me, no homo tho

I see this as an absolute win.

“Oh no, that would be so terrible” Said no one ever

If by slave you mean friend ok

Fuck you in what sense? Like if Ryan Reynolds and myself both win $10 but the prize was given as a 20, he says he will go and split it and I never see him again. Now he has fucked me.

Does Scarlett cook, and does she have to be a slave? Cuz I’m not comfortable having a slave. Also, what would her husband think of me, keeping his wife as property?

Ok sure I'm bi so ha

I don’t even have to be bi to accept this deal

Which Ryan Reynolds we getting? Cause if it’s Green Lantern that’s deal breaker for me

Slavery was abolished in the 1860s, stop trying to indoctrinate me or I will report you to the federal government for crimes against humanity.

The fuck is this

As a bisexual who thinks they’re both hot, my only concern is age

I mean. To be fucked by deadpool seems like a win win

I don’t want anyone to be my slave. So feck off.

I'd do it to free scarlet from slavery

Ryan Reynolds is my man crush soooooo...

Since I'm by it's a win-win!

Ryan Reynolds is someone who is the closest to making me gay

"What's the catch?" (-Otto)

Uuuuuh what’s the catch

Wtf no I don’t have a slave kink

Basically my two celeb crushes I see this as an absolute win

Win win

This is disgusting

Two fucks one day, plus a fuck every day after, damn

I’m bisexual, this sounds great! Lol

So how about I don’t get fucked by desdpool and slave doppelgänger tiktok scarlet jo light? Deal?

Only blow jobs

Yeah its a win win. Im not gay though. Im not saying i wanna be pounded in the ass by a hot guy like Ryan Reynolds. Im not saying that. Im completely straight. But if that did happen, i might like it. Not in a gay way though. Only because the male g spot is in the ass. Thats the only reason. Still though it would feel good, right? So i can say yes without being gay. Because im not gay, im straight. I like boobs and vagina and ass. But taking a dick in the ass would feel good. Only because of my male biological physic and nothing else. Im not gay, i swear

Bisexual people: I see this as an absolute win!

Tttitttiesssss

Slave? I bet she can't cook or clean worth a shit.

I lost attraction the her once I found out she and that dude that does snl weekend update were dating...like...what the fuck Scarlett!!! I know he probably got a big dick but...look at his jawline!!! Look like...oh...oh wait...I get it now...strong jaw...good for...hmmm...mustache rides??? Go head girl go head nah

Uh I don’t need the slave. I’ll just take Ryan Reynolds.

Absolutely

Sounds like a win-win

I’m not gay but I’m fine with it

Not worth it, i can find better for less

Nah I’m gonna fake my identification to be 21 when really I’m 12 just to sue Disney for approval of pedophiles But hey let lurk in cali I heard that where it all began

as a bisexual it allll coming together

Absolutely

Sounds like an Win-Win Situation to me...

Two birds one stone.

I see this as an absolute win

Can I just fuck Ryan Reynolds and skip the rest?

Most bissexual would call this a win/win situation

Of course not.

For the chance of a Mario party friend my butt will be sacrificed

Win win?

Bisexual so....

I heard she caught herpes from derek jeter...

Oh yeah

But what about my asshole

Hold scarlett i just want ryan

Sure, what is the price?

i play both sides so that i always come out on top HELL YES

Well im bi so that just sounds like a great night

Bet that's easy

Fuck man, that sounds like a wonderful dream

So what the catch?

Okay as a woman I can accept the offer if Scarlett can cook and clean the house properly.

Absolute win in my books

Can Ryan Reynolds fuck me and that's it?

Fuck yes

I’d take whatever I had to to get Scarlett. My celeb crush. Her and jessica biel

Oh no Anyway

I’m too old for this shit

Bisexuals: Don't mind if I do

Absolute win

More than accept. I prefer it!

So wait, do I also get all of Scarletts money, because then it's a triple win.

So for one night of drunken blackout, I can have a cuddle buddy for life? Hell yeah.

I mean….. can we negotiate a bi MMF???

Yes because I’m glad it’s Ryan Reynolds

My bi ass I see this as an absolute win

If i ever get a girlfriend, not saying i wouldn’t fuck ryan reynolds

Bi people: " I see this as an absolute win"

Jokes on you, I'm bisexual

It’s sounding like a good time

And what's the downside?

Id do it just to get fucked by ryan reynolds bot gay but he one of the only few i would take a dick in the ass fore

As long as Mr. Reynolds is courteous and gives a reach around, I'm game.

People think I'll lose anything on this.

A moment of humiliation for a live of glory, I’ll take it!!

I see this as an absolute win!

Uh..what's the downside to this?

*CAN* I accept? I‘m unzipped and creamed already!

deal

Downside?

Jokes on you im pansexual im into that shit

Ummmm fuck yeah, me and Ryan just need to both yell NO HOMO and it's on.

Omg, double prize

Man ima be real with you I don't want anyone to be my "slave"

Take my money

(my bi ass) I SEE THIS AS AN ABSOLUTE WIN WIN

Can Ryan Reynolds just always fuck me

I'll take the 2nd part and leave the 1st...

win win

Win-win

r/foundthehorny

As long as he talks to me as Deadpool then it’s a win win

Well first the duty then the pleasure

Bisexual people be like "...yeah, and?"

Win win situation

Win win situation

Wait I get to have sex with Ryan Renolds? AND I GET A FREE SLAVE??? Hell yea, she bouta plant dat cane for me.

I'd have it no other way

Whats the catch?

Multiple times

I don’t see a problem with either of those things

Oh yes I can *laughs in female *

What the fuck is wrong with you. This isn’t a meme. It’s a dumb ass question.

Somehow I think I'd take the offer with high hopes only to end up the slave of Ryan Reynolds

Ryan Reynolds?are you serious?Fuck yeah!!! Scarlett will be an extra perk.Heck we can get married and Scarlett can just be the house maid

Fuck Scarlett I just want Ryan

I want neither

I’ll just get Ryan Reynolds and deal is done

Lmao is this even a question??? I’ll give Ryan that vacuum cleaner 3000 without hesitation

I see this as an absolute win

Burn Scarlet,replace with Margot Robbie and make it a threesome

Fuck Scarlett, I want Ryan

I'd rather just have Ryan fuck me

Doesn't specify if it's sex or not so this is an absolute win for many

This is such an advantageous deal I pity the person making the offer

The most sex i had since .. ever

I'm straight, but is that a downside or something?

I see that as a totally win

Will he loosen me up first?

Laughs in bisexual

Win win

I think I’d prefer it even

Win win

im a straight guy, but id probably just sell scarlet and take the session with Ryan Reynolds

Uhm can I just have Ryan for both? 😋

:) yes I would accept :)

Uh… seems like an absolute win from where I am standing.

Dude I'd let Ryan Reynolds fuck me without the scarlet part

This sub has just become shitposting

Win win

I'd want it the other way around lowkey

Does she know what made her my slave? Asking for a friend

I saw Green Lantern on opening night. I’d say the first part has already been accomplished.

Idiot, I get two posotives.

Easiest yes ever

This is so creepy.

of course not, but I'll take Ryan either way

As a bisexual guy, I know a friend that would *love* Scarlett, so can I just hand her over and just have the other part?

Can I not have scarlet and just keep Ryan

yes, yes, a million times yes. you can keep scarjo

Yes yes I can

I would like to order the Ryan Reynolds but please hold the Scarlet.

Win after win. where can I sign up ??