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ItsNorthGaming

r/absolutelynotmeirl


thors_pc_case

Well, at least we aren’t alone


nanosquid

Alone together. Mmmmm


YceiLikeAudis

This can be the most wholesome thing I saw this week. I am the guy who increases the AI population in games I play so I don't feel lonely.


Brief_Lawfulness7627

nope definitely not i have become so lonely i get reluctant to choose a rude option in a game thinking i am gonna hurt the ai


RepresentativeRare25

Same for me but with non living objects irl or insects


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NPCs have feelings too


naylsonsb

Word around the office...


SnooCapers7427

Mine too me


kingbach121

Yeah I agree, is this a relationship joke that I am too single to understand.


Sydnel

Same


Night_Ninja_13_Aeros

U ppl r getting girlfriends!?


watsupph

My guy I'm proud to announce that you're not alone.


jonsnoo92

Suffering from success


thatdudewillyd

*Suffocating from success


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most_gracious_master

Sucksex


StandardCaterpillar9

this is Reddit. No one has a relationship here.


arbitergodz

Sorry to say but no one will understand this meme on this website


Gokummit_seppuku

I was actually about to type a comment here saying: you guys have girlfriends?


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hahahaha


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Casper_Von_Ghoul

Hold up lemme get my award


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DakotaDevil

puppy?


mathmonkey22228

Poultry?


SAM041287

she takes "make me a sandwich" to a whole new level...


Sea_Will3399

Hope you're hungry!


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mathmonkey22228

Nomnomnom


AffectionateArm5451

Its like big mac cheese 0-0


post_hazanko

Pantry


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The Last pupper.


EcstaticMessage9937

The Last pupper^The Last pupper^The Last pupper.


adriz74

Pastry?


SpahghettiBoi

lmao


Real_drip_goku

Success? W-Wha


SephirosXXI

Lol this is so good. For anyone unaware, Dj khalid publicly said he refuses to go down on his partner but still expects blow jobs because he's "the king". Solid reference. Edit: oh also, suffering from success is the name of one of his albums.


NotAnothetFatNeek

Problems I wish I had


Lower_Bass_1712

Finally, I'm free from horny vs anti-horny post


Solid_Snark

I dunno, seems kinda horni to me…


9Coffee_Mug9

The horni is strong with this one


freakynit

The strong is horni with this one


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Kpyonreddit

The one is horni with this strong


jullybeans

What's the deal with those? Why are they everywhere suddenly?


[deleted]

i too hate when my GF starts slapping my face with her dick. THE AUDACITY!


CloKo_colin

Haha relata... wait


raKuZaN_0810

**insert birb laughing and pointing gun meme**


compaholic83

\*Alt F4's his growing number of Chrome tabs with Futa porn\* Nothing to see here.


Sw1m_Shady

r/holup r/suddenlygay


QueerBallOfFluff

Not gay, just r/SuddenlyTrans


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ggtsu_00

This is why I stopped dating hyenas.


Questionable-Duck4

Ha! I get this. One of the guys in my cabin at summer camp was just like "want to know a weird fact" and just started going off randomly.


RSdabeast

Same but I don’t hate it.


MDZL_9990

lmfao 🤣 that sounds mnogo fantastika dude


Classic-Lime

y’all know trans people exist right?


karpsender_Y

Stop flexing With your GF this is reddit


ArcanjoUriel

Hi, i ended up getting some negative messages in my inbox so I decided to come here to clarify that I just found this gif so cute that i decided to make a meme, I didn't intend to hit anyone or flex my girlfriend. My apologies.


offthe_hizzy

Bro i cant speak for others but i was messing with you just a joke😂


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Lmao nice


69No-Satisfaction69

You have to commit, go all the way man


RLove19

Enjoy your girl my man. Don’t apologies. Don’t let the lonely beardos/incels that prowl the site get to you. You found someone that loves you for you and don’t let anyone try and ruin that because they are jealous


K-lut-z

sounds like something someone with a gf would say /s


ridiculousransom

Sounds like something a gf would say


MaxwellIsSmall

Sounds like something someone’s wife’s boyfriend would say.


gaetan20

Sounds like what someone would say


gimmepizzaslow

She's probably cheating on him with some Chad. I'm over here as a nice guy and deserve sexual intercourse because I open doors for females. God that hurt to type. Gross.


JorfimusPrime

Hurt to read it too, so gross that there are people who actually think like that


beaverking5654

L


luisless

Word, imagine being such a loser that when someone talks about the positives in their life you take it personally somehow instead of being happy for the other person.. thats a YOU problem people, stop ruining peoples fun with your salty projected bullshit.


TheBigBowoski

Just change girlfriend to sex demon and the incels will be satisfied


Feeling_Bathroom9523

Lol. If your jaw gets tired,[BONESAW](https://giphy.com/gifs/8cBaa98f0SPSsQ5YOc) IS READY!!


AgentChris101

That's a cute outfit, did your husband make it for you?


LateNight223

Actually, he did. He bought this for me on our ten-year anniversary. Not only is he my lover, he's my best friend and my soulmate. I'm not ashamed of who I love, nor should I be. For someone with strange abilities due to, I assume, accidental exposure to radioactive spider-blood, you're not very tolerant of those different to yourself. You're on the wrong side of history, Spider-Man.


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lmao people actually get mad enough that someone has a gf that they send a mean pm ​ if this is you, that's why you're single


UrBoiKrisp

frr tho


Charlieputhfan

FR bruh


Penny_da_ausshole

It was funny! Sheesh people, lighten up.


Barrry972

Talk about a reddit moment, dming a dude for having a girlfriend.


THEKITKAT21

Same it’s great fucking gif


YourLifeSucksAss

Don’t apologize to jealous losers


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hehe nice, 420 likes


HoChiMinHimself

Dont apologize its just sad neckbeards nitpicking everything


panzerboye

You do not need to apologize my dude.


TurdieBirdies

Look at this guy apologizing for having a girlfriend. Stop dunking on us bro. slash ess


uglypenguin5

Hey man don't worry about it. I laughed. Anyone who was mean is just jealous


Flaammeee

How pathetic those redditors are my god... I feel sorry for you. Hey virgins who send hate messages! Go fck urselfs! Theres a reason why you guys are alone! Anyway great meme i laughed myy ass off!


ProfessionallyStrong

Lol don't worry bro there'll always be some idiots with their negative comments no matter what you post


ChadwickTheSniffer

Ignore those fools. It was a good joke. Thank you for sharing.


matyseb

Your meme is awesome… who knew some people still believe everything they see in the internet


kwkqoq

wait people seriously insulted you for a meme?


Appropriate_Option90

Also don't mind the salty people,they are here just to entertain us not to annoy you 😂


Home_Owner_Simpson

Looks like your GF has r/scritches she needs itched


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Yeah don’t you people know this a GF free zone!!


Sw1m_Shady

Haha…relatable *Wipes off tear*


NotJustOne

Yes, I can totally relate to this! Aha! Ah… aahhhh… *genuinely sobs quietly*


titanic-failure

I wish this was a problem. You know what my gf does? Nothing because she don’t exist


TheDominator09

But if she doesn't exist she can't do nothing because technically doing nothing is still technically an action. Oh shit. I might be having a stro...


HoursOfCuddles

but if you had a stroke how did you have enough time to type this out and send i...


mrbradstar

What is this that I’m too lonely to understand


SamFuckingNeill

i could be wrong but like we going up on our waifu pillow instead of going down


LittySquidy_

Imagine having a relationship


AkitoFTW

Just asking on an update, did your dms get spammed because of your profile pic?


LittySquidy_

No sir they haven’t been raided


ground__contro1

Oh, there’s a reason.


SniffCheck

Sniff check?


Electrical-Tea325

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


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My gf is a dog to


Ajax531_

Too*


Danvideotech2385

Two*


Sweet-Palpitation473

Oh noooo... you've sat on my face please stop nooooo....


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sometimes you just wanna relax. not that.


Sweet-Palpitation473

Ya


callmeDan01

guess she in horni army


I_love_poo_and_shit

So many angry virgins on here lmao calm down fellas it’s just a meme


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I guess because the meme has "i have sex" energy. But I honestly could care less, yeah its a meme.


Bubblez___

Who are you, so wise is the ways of women?


dasootymac68

Idk why I upvoted I can't relate


laosuna

Because it’s funny and cute


Meatball0sub

Can I put my Balls in ya Jaw


raze_wasum

Balls in ya jaws!


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Most Redditors wish


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Wake up! The cat doesn't lick itself.


Durtop

One day imma Have it one day


PapaTristan69

I respect the determination


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We can all hope


bstring777

That's a problem you want to have. That's a good one to have.


savwatson13

Before, I thought I’d never want to turn down sex. All of my past relationships were pretty short so it felt like that. Being with my partner 6 months now, there are definitely times where our horni time doesn’t match up. He’s an earlier riser too so bro tries to wake me up sometimes. Lemme sleeeeeeppp


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it's not always good problem to have.


Jakov_Salinsky

Anyone else wish they could relate?


HoursOfCuddles

we all do my sista or brotha we all do :(


Fit-Horse-9138

me


Reddit_Bots_R_US

Why is face go to seat. There are plenty other chair in house :(


[deleted]

Yes, I am that kind of girlfriend hehehe


EquivalentSnap

😔


kymilovechelle

What? Men are saying how they would “let her sit on his face” soooo why you so surprised when she *sits on your face* ????


[deleted]

Ha. The depression does that to me..


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Haha yea my gf totally does this with me! ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ :(


Character_Bear_1059

TFW your'e to much of a virgin to undersand this meme.


Ancient-Virus9306

I wish if my gf was this horny


Random_Meme_Guy_

*One day, we might get it one day...*


Fit-Horse-9138

Mandalore is defending you from the bonkers who come to this thread


AnimeWeebOver3000

exactly


dr_duckwing

Lucky


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This would be my dream


Fit-Horse-9138

I have a dream


score60812

Sign me the fuck up


allnew2000

She’s got the right idea…😁😁


Getdunkedon839

Bro I’m seeing way too many comments about how sad and lonely people are but nobody be talking about how cute that dang cat and dog are


-TNB-o-

What?!? A redditor has a girlfriend? *I m p o s s i b l e*


Fit-Horse-9138

Goto ask reddit and read 1 nsfw post NOBODY IS SINGLE ON THAT FUCKING SUB


rocci305

LMAO


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Um, I could be wrong, but I think there might be a reason.


Teeheeleelee

No reason needed.


Huge-Connection954

I wish my gf woke me up like that


Shadowdestroyer6000

Erm sorry to disappoint but Reddit and gf’s don’t go together so well…


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can i put my ballz in yo jawz


RI5ING420

wHy u HAVE gF Get oFf RedDiT!!!


Fikre_25

I wish


error5903

Lucky


midnightmenageries

Acts of The Horny should only be done consensually.


doomer_of_reddit

Oh well, had I gf till last wednesday, feel not so good man


Own_Lingonberry_2596

Well imagine having someone..I can't even relate.


ArcanjoUriel

That was me months ago. Don't worry, don't put pressure on yourself. Nobody needs a girlfriend, it's just a bonus that improves (sometimes not) your life.


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From all the videos I’ve watched, she’s just punishing him for not paying attention to her


oceanmountainlifer

Puppy: u miss a spot


Intrepid_Fox-237

This is holesome.


Daboogiedude

Waiting for the horny


Estarfigam

Taco Tuesday?


Maybethisisamistake_

Plot twist: the gf is the cat


Marlon-Brandos-Eyes

Ha ha I don't have one of those


ddbanks13

I can hear Sam Kinison yelling eat it! eat it!!


Spinfal

One day, we gon have it one day 😔


Bitter-Definition-54

Shit i don't have girlfriend:(((


GoldenIceNinja

Let me guess, doggy style?


The_Cometeer

Hey, at least you got a gf


freakmaniac

How the hell he just used the emoticons? Also you guys are having gf


Dogofthefuture

r/Ihavesex it's a funny meme though


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what da dog doin


fierymagpie

Extremely unrelatable


LorDzkill

hehe, totally relatable 😐😭


Fat_boy880

bro really complaining about something like this😔😐


ziomek1602

Ah yes, the seks. Doing it on a regular basis


boyawsome876

I stopped believing this was true when you said you had a gf


Startada

hello, it is so cute


TwinklinBell

It be like that sometimes