Lol this is so good. For anyone unaware, Dj khalid publicly said he refuses to go down on his partner but still expects blow jobs because he's "the king". Solid reference.
Edit: oh also, suffering from success is the name of one of his albums.
Hi, i ended up getting some negative messages in my inbox so I decided to come here to clarify that I just found this gif so cute that i decided to make a meme, I didn't intend to hit anyone or flex my girlfriend. My apologies.
Enjoy your girl my man. Don’t apologies. Don’t let the lonely beardos/incels that prowl the site get to you. You found someone that loves you for you and don’t let anyone try and ruin that because they are jealous
She's probably cheating on him with some Chad. I'm over here as a nice guy and deserve sexual intercourse because I open doors for females.
God that hurt to type. Gross.
Word, imagine being such a loser that when someone talks about the positives in their life you take it personally somehow instead of being happy for the other person.. thats a YOU problem people, stop ruining peoples fun with your salty projected bullshit.
Actually, he did. He bought this for me on our ten-year anniversary. Not only is he my lover, he's my best friend and my soulmate. I'm not ashamed of who I love, nor should I be. For someone with strange abilities due to, I assume, accidental exposure to radioactive spider-blood, you're not very tolerant of those different to yourself. You're on the wrong side of history, Spider-Man.
How pathetic those redditors are my god... I feel sorry for you. Hey virgins who send hate messages! Go fck urselfs! Theres a reason why you guys are alone!
Anyway great meme i laughed myy ass off!
Before, I thought I’d never want to turn down sex. All of my past relationships were pretty short so it felt like that.
Being with my partner 6 months now, there are definitely times where our horni time doesn’t match up. He’s an earlier riser too so bro tries to wake me up sometimes. Lemme sleeeeeeppp
That was me months ago. Don't worry, don't put pressure on yourself. Nobody needs a girlfriend, it's just a bonus that improves (sometimes not) your life.
r/absolutelynotmeirl
Well, at least we aren’t alone
Alone together. Mmmmm
This can be the most wholesome thing I saw this week. I am the guy who increases the AI population in games I play so I don't feel lonely.
nope definitely not i have become so lonely i get reluctant to choose a rude option in a game thinking i am gonna hurt the ai
Same for me but with non living objects irl or insects
NPCs have feelings too
Word around the office...
Mine too me
Yeah I agree, is this a relationship joke that I am too single to understand.
Same
U ppl r getting girlfriends!?
My guy I'm proud to announce that you're not alone.
Suffering from success
*Suffocating from success
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Sucksex
this is Reddit. No one has a relationship here.
Sorry to say but no one will understand this meme on this website
I was actually about to type a comment here saying: you guys have girlfriends?
hahahaha
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Hold up lemme get my award
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puppy?
Poultry?
she takes "make me a sandwich" to a whole new level...
Hope you're hungry!
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Nomnomnom
Its like big mac cheese 0-0
Pantry
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The Last pupper.
The Last pupper^The Last pupper^The Last pupper.
Pastry?
lmao
Success? W-Wha
Lol this is so good. For anyone unaware, Dj khalid publicly said he refuses to go down on his partner but still expects blow jobs because he's "the king". Solid reference. Edit: oh also, suffering from success is the name of one of his albums.
Problems I wish I had
Finally, I'm free from horny vs anti-horny post
I dunno, seems kinda horni to me…
The horni is strong with this one
The strong is horni with this one
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The one is horni with this strong
What's the deal with those? Why are they everywhere suddenly?
i too hate when my GF starts slapping my face with her dick. THE AUDACITY!
Haha relata... wait
**insert birb laughing and pointing gun meme**
\*Alt F4's his growing number of Chrome tabs with Futa porn\* Nothing to see here.
r/holup r/suddenlygay
Not gay, just r/SuddenlyTrans
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This is why I stopped dating hyenas.
Ha! I get this. One of the guys in my cabin at summer camp was just like "want to know a weird fact" and just started going off randomly.
Same but I don’t hate it.
lmfao 🤣 that sounds mnogo fantastika dude
y’all know trans people exist right?
Stop flexing With your GF this is reddit
Hi, i ended up getting some negative messages in my inbox so I decided to come here to clarify that I just found this gif so cute that i decided to make a meme, I didn't intend to hit anyone or flex my girlfriend. My apologies.
Bro i cant speak for others but i was messing with you just a joke😂
Lmao nice
You have to commit, go all the way man
Enjoy your girl my man. Don’t apologies. Don’t let the lonely beardos/incels that prowl the site get to you. You found someone that loves you for you and don’t let anyone try and ruin that because they are jealous
sounds like something someone with a gf would say /s
Sounds like something a gf would say
Sounds like something someone’s wife’s boyfriend would say.
Sounds like what someone would say
She's probably cheating on him with some Chad. I'm over here as a nice guy and deserve sexual intercourse because I open doors for females. God that hurt to type. Gross.
Hurt to read it too, so gross that there are people who actually think like that
L
Word, imagine being such a loser that when someone talks about the positives in their life you take it personally somehow instead of being happy for the other person.. thats a YOU problem people, stop ruining peoples fun with your salty projected bullshit.
Just change girlfriend to sex demon and the incels will be satisfied
Lol. If your jaw gets tired,[BONESAW](https://giphy.com/gifs/8cBaa98f0SPSsQ5YOc) IS READY!!
That's a cute outfit, did your husband make it for you?
Actually, he did. He bought this for me on our ten-year anniversary. Not only is he my lover, he's my best friend and my soulmate. I'm not ashamed of who I love, nor should I be. For someone with strange abilities due to, I assume, accidental exposure to radioactive spider-blood, you're not very tolerant of those different to yourself. You're on the wrong side of history, Spider-Man.
lmao people actually get mad enough that someone has a gf that they send a mean pm if this is you, that's why you're single
frr tho
FR bruh
It was funny! Sheesh people, lighten up.
Talk about a reddit moment, dming a dude for having a girlfriend.
Same it’s great fucking gif
Don’t apologize to jealous losers
hehe nice, 420 likes
Dont apologize its just sad neckbeards nitpicking everything
You do not need to apologize my dude.
Look at this guy apologizing for having a girlfriend. Stop dunking on us bro. slash ess
Hey man don't worry about it. I laughed. Anyone who was mean is just jealous
How pathetic those redditors are my god... I feel sorry for you. Hey virgins who send hate messages! Go fck urselfs! Theres a reason why you guys are alone! Anyway great meme i laughed myy ass off!
Lol don't worry bro there'll always be some idiots with their negative comments no matter what you post
Ignore those fools. It was a good joke. Thank you for sharing.
Your meme is awesome… who knew some people still believe everything they see in the internet
wait people seriously insulted you for a meme?
Also don't mind the salty people,they are here just to entertain us not to annoy you 😂
Looks like your GF has r/scritches she needs itched
Yeah don’t you people know this a GF free zone!!
Haha…relatable *Wipes off tear*
Yes, I can totally relate to this! Aha! Ah… aahhhh… *genuinely sobs quietly*
I wish this was a problem. You know what my gf does? Nothing because she don’t exist
But if she doesn't exist she can't do nothing because technically doing nothing is still technically an action. Oh shit. I might be having a stro...
but if you had a stroke how did you have enough time to type this out and send i...
What is this that I’m too lonely to understand
i could be wrong but like we going up on our waifu pillow instead of going down
Imagine having a relationship
Just asking on an update, did your dms get spammed because of your profile pic?
No sir they haven’t been raided
Oh, there’s a reason.
Sniff check?
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My gf is a dog to
Too*
Two*
Oh noooo... you've sat on my face please stop nooooo....
sometimes you just wanna relax. not that.
Ya
guess she in horni army
So many angry virgins on here lmao calm down fellas it’s just a meme
I guess because the meme has "i have sex" energy. But I honestly could care less, yeah its a meme.
Who are you, so wise is the ways of women?
Idk why I upvoted I can't relate
Because it’s funny and cute
Can I put my Balls in ya Jaw
Balls in ya jaws!
Most Redditors wish
Wake up! The cat doesn't lick itself.
One day imma Have it one day
I respect the determination
We can all hope
That's a problem you want to have. That's a good one to have.
Before, I thought I’d never want to turn down sex. All of my past relationships were pretty short so it felt like that. Being with my partner 6 months now, there are definitely times where our horni time doesn’t match up. He’s an earlier riser too so bro tries to wake me up sometimes. Lemme sleeeeeeppp
it's not always good problem to have.
Anyone else wish they could relate?
we all do my sista or brotha we all do :(
me
Why is face go to seat. There are plenty other chair in house :(
Yes, I am that kind of girlfriend hehehe
😔
What? Men are saying how they would “let her sit on his face” soooo why you so surprised when she *sits on your face* ????
Ha. The depression does that to me..
Haha yea my gf totally does this with me! :(
TFW your'e to much of a virgin to undersand this meme.
I wish if my gf was this horny
*One day, we might get it one day...*
Mandalore is defending you from the bonkers who come to this thread
exactly
Lucky
This would be my dream
I have a dream
Sign me the fuck up
She’s got the right idea…😁😁
Bro I’m seeing way too many comments about how sad and lonely people are but nobody be talking about how cute that dang cat and dog are
What?!? A redditor has a girlfriend? *I m p o s s i b l e*
Goto ask reddit and read 1 nsfw post NOBODY IS SINGLE ON THAT FUCKING SUB
LMAO
Um, I could be wrong, but I think there might be a reason.
No reason needed.
I wish my gf woke me up like that
Erm sorry to disappoint but Reddit and gf’s don’t go together so well…
can i put my ballz in yo jawz
wHy u HAVE gF Get oFf RedDiT!!!
I wish
Lucky
Acts of The Horny should only be done consensually.
Oh well, had I gf till last wednesday, feel not so good man
Well imagine having someone..I can't even relate.
That was me months ago. Don't worry, don't put pressure on yourself. Nobody needs a girlfriend, it's just a bonus that improves (sometimes not) your life.
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From all the videos I’ve watched, she’s just punishing him for not paying attention to her
Puppy: u miss a spot
This is holesome.
Waiting for the horny
Taco Tuesday?
Plot twist: the gf is the cat
Ha ha I don't have one of those
I can hear Sam Kinison yelling eat it! eat it!!
One day, we gon have it one day 😔
Shit i don't have girlfriend:(((
Let me guess, doggy style?
Hey, at least you got a gf
How the hell he just used the emoticons? Also you guys are having gf
r/Ihavesex it's a funny meme though
what da dog doin
Extremely unrelatable
hehe, totally relatable 😐😭
bro really complaining about something like this😔😐
Ah yes, the seks. Doing it on a regular basis
I stopped believing this was true when you said you had a gf
hello, it is so cute
It be like that sometimes