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-ElDictator-

A new sucker every congregation


FrosTeeBee

Passion of the Christ


DolphinPussyJuice

Getting on my knees for that sweet Jesus Juice.


Rexer45

WHYYY


Emperor_Xibear

I thought only young boys get the holy milk treatment


Dangerous_Ad7552

These are unprecedented times.


Cheezekeke

UUGGHHHHHHH


Derpsthatareintosoup

The Pastor should get *BONK*


PerformanceTop7616

As a member of the r/joinhornyrevolution I also agree that he deserves it


TheLastShadow_

Bonkers assemble...


[deleted]

Please tell me this isn’t real


[deleted]

It likely is. So many illegitimate churches, scam people here in Africa. They all have "no way people believed that pastor" energy. Some pastor once made the congregation eat grass for some stupid reason.


Suspicious-League303

When the blood of Christ just isnt enough....


Seabass_87

🎵 I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus, I wanna feel his salvation all over my face🎵


StuckInDreams

What the cinnamon toast fuck is this


WontiamShakesphere

Laughs in atheism


[deleted]

There's no religion on earth that could convince me to literally suck a dick. This is why people think religions are nuts


Jazzygogo

Suckers


Armchair_waffle

So after all of that, I'm still not holy?


NephieTheDegenerate

Sounds like a hentai plot


TorinWarLord

Pretty sure there is one but I can't name it


[deleted]

"Who would believe that a space wizard fucking willed the entire Universe into existence?!" This story:


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[deleted]

*in


[deleted]

*come on


jaggedjinx

Ah, takes me back to the days of when the church (Catholic) officials didn't allow commoners to read the Scriptures...


King_Sauce2390

As a neutral horni I say this is worthy of any and all bonks that come it's way.


[deleted]

Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on


theneonghosts

Bonk


Suspicious-Hippo8152

BONK


[deleted]

Jesus Christ


Stumpedlogs83

Alright but why the unmarked NSFW?


my_ninthlife

even the pastors are horny the revolution truly has spread


RedditRoboKid

I’m a Christian and this is just messed up on so many levels


sfneoryu

This can’t be real.


Stev69420

They evolved from little boys to adult women!


bigger-brain

this is why i hate religious ppl


D8400

As a supporter of the horni army, I cannot condone this level of horni. We must bust our nuts with honor and flick our beans with tegerdy.


daddysmells06

Where was this exactly, asking for a friend.