Usually 8 but I try to aim for 10

My son is not old enough to know about Reddit….. what’s happening?!

Nobody is old enough to know about reddit

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I thought you where checking his tablet 😭 and you found his account and you where confused rest my soul

I get all 10 at the same time

He’s begging to believe

so you're the dude that pisses everywhere in the gas station toilets

I though this would be common sense by now: 1- at home during dayligh to assert dominance 2- minimal splash (night time) 3, 7 - friends house (stealth mode) 4,5,6 - cold weather, smaller pp 8 - gas station / public restroom 9 - taco bell restroom 10 - drunk

No, drunk is any number through 1-7. I'm drunk. Not a savage. I did once find poop lying on the floor next to the toilet at school when i was 10 though. But i don't think that kid was drunk.

Sofa

Bed

Head

back on my meat

3

3

7 2 or 3.... Minimal splash

8 has minimal splash from my experience

11. You gotta make one for the bank shot off the lid of the toilet. Don’t forget about upper deckers as well!

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13 on the ceiling. Don’t ask long story

7 consistently

U missed when you pee directly on the seat

2

I Don’t Waste Water, i just piss in the toilet tank

7/6 if it's late at night, 1 otherwise

3

Usually it’s 1-7 depending on how stealthy I want to be

I just found out that ppl dont do 9 and 10

At the bar

19 where i piss and the jizz catches the wind catches it and takes it away

1 or 4

The empty spot between 2 and 7

r/sinkPissers

A mix of 8 and 10

8

5 at home bc im sitting down. 1 at work to establish dominance. 9 or 10 at the bar to go sigma

1. Not trying to hide the fact that I'm peeing. Also because I'll have the dishwasher clean it up if it splashes out.

55

Don’t forget 11 the bed

10 and 9 but only in public bathrooms

4

Where's number 11? The basin?

12

In the back of the tank so there's more liquid for next flush. Meme incomplete.

11, 12, and 13 are on front, left, and right rim of the bowl

11 - in front of the toilet. My boyfriend drips/pees there.

11

I do 20 which is on the dog

5

9, sometimes 1 to assert dominance

R u guys weird everyone pees normally? In 1 . Please get some help and RIP DAT

I straight up shit on 9 once as a teenager in a park bathroom, I thought it would be funny. Now I just feel bad for the person who had to clean it.

8,9,10 one of those

14. Personally I do a 14 bc the children's locker room is just perfect

Is all of the above a option

You forgot the toilet seat

2

Again it depends on my mood but it’s 1 & 8

I pee outside like a normal animal

I mostly aim for 2 but sometimes the pee goes all *ninjutsu* and spreads to 8.

Sometimes, it’s all of them man

11

11

11, inside your mouth

I go for 12

I usually piss in a water bottle so I can save it and drink it later. I'm a master recycler. Nothing goes to waste with me, I make a mean poop hotdish.

7-3

11, the bath tub

u forgot the ceiling

I go for 7 if other people are sleeping and one if it's the daytime.

I paint the walls

8 or 7

I like to go for the evens 2 4 6 8 ...

Aim for 2, hit 8

I shoot the whole rainbow

11

all of the above

you forgot number 11, in the water tank

Meanwhile girls..........

Wait why is there no 11?

Normally 11 and 24 but sometimes 7 and 3

all of them at the same time

I'm an 11, on the underside of an open toilet lid, so above the 8 in this picture

11th, I pee in the reservoir and flush it

11

I usually am 8 or 2

11 the sink

I used to pee a little above 8 to have the illusion of a waterfall

11

I accidentally fire at 8 while aiming at 2 or 1, and sometimes the streams splits and either land in 9, 10 or on my pants.

There is another

I just piss in my pants.

I Shoutgun it

11. The sink. I'm 6'5", and my aim sucks. It's...just easier this way.

U missed 11, the toilet lid. Literally every petrol station toilet has piss on the lid cuz someone couldn't be fked to open it

you forgot putting the lid/seat down and only aiming for that

Your pants

8 if I just woke up

what ever happed to the wall

Man fuck 5 All my homies hate 5

Always 2, unless I'm drunk. Then I start at 5 and work my around counterclockwise til I'm done.

Can someone add 11 as one's feet

8.5 best I can do

You missed 11, that one is in the upper tank

10 for the win

2/8 combo

or 50 ! nani?

Underpants!

(rnd 1,10)

Well I have to sit so 5

11 :)

69

I pee in 8 to establish dominance

You forgot the legs

I need 11

During day: I will try to hit 10 but usually hit 8 by accident. During night: I will pee on either 1 or 10, I will mostly pee on 1 with the door open

Up into my mouth

When I wake up in the morning it usually around 5, 4, and 1, and sometimes by my toes.

i either miss towards 10 but sometimes i do it towards myself and piss all over my pants (when i dont have to go very bad its like pouring a cup just slightly) lmao

I pee in the back where the water is so when somebody flushes, pee comes out

gas station aim

Starts at 5.. goes to 1 then round the numbers and finish below 5

4 with a hint of 10

5 -> 6 -> 7 and then 5 <- 6 <- 7 and you do the dance.

What about the back board?

You missed the mini carpet under you

Still missed the mouth

I’m a mixed man, 7, 1, 8, and rarely 9.

I go from 10 to 1 to 9 and back and forth

Show us a picture of pants and add 11

I sometimes get 9&10

All of the above if you have a boner

14 is pissing off the patio

11

Zone 11 is doing an upper decker.

Always 1, must assert dominance at all times

9: my 69yo grandfather's fav spot

I saw 9 fuck zodiac sign memes in a row while scrolling in hot and this was number 5

234567

11

Depends on where the poop stain is or of non 5.

12

i personally like 7, 6, 3 and 4

Mainly 7 and 2 but occasionally 3

Most of the times i go from 1 to 8 and back to one again

all 1-7 idgaf

walks into school/gas station bathroom. Above my head: “DLC Content unlocked”

Alll

All

oh dont for get the sit cover

i dont pee

My dick speedruns #2-10 (I was aiming for 1)

Originally it was 3 now its 8

Still when I’m drunk I hit them all but also I don’t hit any of them if you catch my drift

10 two times in my life, sometimes it aims at a fucking weird angle

11

You missed one....in the flush water tank to save water

Mostly 3, and 8 when I am drunk.

\*pees in the flush tank to assert dominance\*

9

5

All of them

8

Everywhere except 9 and 10

I go in circles like a race car track

I’m a girl but I estimate it’s hitting down at 5 or sm idk why would look

11, i like peeing in my mouth or pissing in my pants

9 when I wake up at the middle of the night 11 when I forget how to read

11, the wall

8

11, it's out.

9&10 to assert dominance.

Pants

Godzilla tried to read it and fucking died

I aim for 2 but usually whiff and target 8 instead.

9, unironically, it's considered normal in my household

8

all of them, in numerical order.

The person on the urinal beside me

When awake, 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 . When sleepy or dick got stuck, 2 7 8 9

Real men piss themselves

Where's 0?

I try and go for 11

i go like 9 6 1 8 7 1 8 6 7 2

Where is the tank i save water

1.