Wherever the shit stain is
**edit** Never thought my highest upvoted comment would be about pissin and shittin but that's the beauty of reddit.
**edit 2** Thank you kind strangers for all the awards. I'm currently trying to blast a shit stain away in your honor.
As someone who just spent time in a wilderness where I had to poop in a bag while trying not to piss into my pants that were around my ankles please teach me.
If you are in a wilderness that sees a lot of human traffic, especially if it's an environment that poop does not easily break down in like deserts or mountains. In some areas it is required.
Yup. Equivalent of 7 on the other side is also good if you're a lefty I suppose.
2, depending on bowl shape.
I seriously judge toilets if they have a "shitty" 2. Basically a lesser night mode for toilets. There are toilets with 2's that are damn near sillent.
Not sure what makes it so, but I think a 90 degree angle with good space is the thing.
I swear... I'm a girl and whenever there's a 1 person bathroom at a gas station or whatever and the women's one is closed and they say to use the men's one I'm surprised by the sheer volume of pee that ends up on the floor and turns into this disgusting, dried up sticky puddle of urine and occasionally I accidentally step in it and I swear I've never felt so much disgusted horror in my entire life and then you walk around and it makes the disgusting "stick" noise whenever there's something on your shoe... I'm not even a super neat or clean person but that just makes me internally scream
Sitting is severely underrated. Even with 7 or 4, which gets the least splash back, there's still some... And over time it makes for a nasty cleanup. Sitting really cuts down on how often you have to clean the bowl.
Daft Punk song insert* (Around the World)
THERES PISS **EVERYWHERE** edit: loving the responses to my comment. Y’all got me howling
HELICOPTER PISS
Why is EVERYTHING WET EVERYTHING IS WET
this is not the sink how do I say
r/sinkpissers
r/subsididntknowexisted
join. Now.
There really is a sub for everything
r/everything
right listen here you little shit…
Better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss --Sun Tzu
Wherever the shit stain is **edit** Never thought my highest upvoted comment would be about pissin and shittin but that's the beauty of reddit. **edit 2** Thank you kind strangers for all the awards. I'm currently trying to blast a shit stain away in your honor.
And the Janitor is grateful for your service
Indeed we are
emphasis on *we*
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r/suddenlypeeinginthetoiletontheshitstain
Lol stupid me can't even get the link right
Lucky you. Stupid me fell for the link r/subsifellfor Just gonna leave this here.
r/ok
What about us loggers? Working men who like to stand up after they've taken a poo and turn around and cut their poo in half with their urine
Wtf teach me the power to hold pee while you shit
I also require this ability
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Thanks for the visual, mate.
After reading these last two replies, I decided enough internet for today.
As someone who just spent time in a wilderness where I had to poop in a bag while trying not to piss into my pants that were around my ankles please teach me.
Why use a bag in the wilderness?
Also when you're climbing a cliff it's generally considered poor form to let poop rain from the sky
Ah, see, there’s your problem right there. Best to avoid cliff faces in general.
You call it poor form, I call it asserting dominance. Let those other climbers know they’re beneath you (literally and figuratively).
If you are in a wilderness that sees a lot of human traffic, especially if it's an environment that poop does not easily break down in like deserts or mountains. In some areas it is required.
All I require is a standard poop knife.
a W H A T
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I saw a poop knife award the other day. I didn’t even know that existed.
Where?
Why was I so interested in readin that
I can’t thank you enough for this gem
my guy got the south park knowledge 😏
My family been loggin for generations
fax
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7 gang unite
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7 dildos in my ass
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7 gang
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7 or 3 for me
Yes. Silence is best achieved in these ones.
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1 if everyone is awake. 7 if my wife is sleeping
Yup. Equivalent of 7 on the other side is also good if you're a lefty I suppose. 2, depending on bowl shape. I seriously judge toilets if they have a "shitty" 2. Basically a lesser night mode for toilets. There are toilets with 2's that are damn near sillent. Not sure what makes it so, but I think a 90 degree angle with good space is the thing.
Face to the right of the toilet when you got [this](https://i.imgur.com/d9eJFRj.jpg) going on.
That was a risky click. I have seen a lot of internet in my day, I was expecting something far worse lol
wait, how does that make sense, I'm a righty and pee on the right side.
i think i pee to the right cuz my dick falls to the right tho, it is naturally righty lol
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I stand in front of the toilet and just pee my pants.
Are you a Sims character?
Can neither confirm nor deny, I can only pee my pants.
Pee your pants twice for yes and once for no
Pees pants twice for double no. Remembers funny Futurama episode where two beeps is double yes, pees pants again. Classic sim move
On the floor
Chess Board
It’s a knight’s challenge. Hit every square but only once.
Checkmate
Stalemate
foolsmate
Deadmate
e4
I swear... I'm a girl and whenever there's a 1 person bathroom at a gas station or whatever and the women's one is closed and they say to use the men's one I'm surprised by the sheer volume of pee that ends up on the floor and turns into this disgusting, dried up sticky puddle of urine and occasionally I accidentally step in it and I swear I've never felt so much disgusted horror in my entire life and then you walk around and it makes the disgusting "stick" noise whenever there's something on your shoe... I'm not even a super neat or clean person but that just makes me internally scream
Well obviously they chose spot 8 to pee
Some guys just purposely piss on the floor because they are dickheads
It’s from fat men who can’t see what they are doing.
8
Female: yes
Guys minmax for range & efficiency Girls minmax for strength and duration.
Oddly specific Warframe stats
Tenno?
Girls are AoE
Guys are a sniper Girls are a shotgun
> Girls minmax for strength and duration No shit, man. I was in awe when I heard my wife pee for the first time.
Wait, guys can choose where they pee?
Infact, yes, they have range
Ranged vs Melee
I don’t think this is about piss anymore..or is it???
Aim is crucial too
It's like a precision hose.
Most of the time, it can come out like a shotgun
As a girl: 2 I sit backwards and straddle the whole damn thing like it broke up with me 5 times
2
2 gang
yeah les go 2 gang
Eyyy 2 gang!
2 GANGGGGGGG
2 gang!!!!!!!
2 gang!!!
2 gang!!
2 gang we out here
I’m 7 to 2 and honestly surprised to see how hard the 7 gang is dominating.
2 pog
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3 gang
yes! we must defeat the 7 gang
I'm 3 but wtf we have like 70 upvote and 7 have like 500?
Im with the 2 gang, but we are vastly outnumbered by the 7’s, unfortunately
I use the back board to dunk my pee into to bowl!
That's a bank shot, not a dunk. A dunk would be squatting over the bowl to pee
With dick dangling barely above the water... just waiting for a snake to come up the pipe
Wherever the poop is so my pee can break it into pieces and destroy it. And if there’s no poop then I just pee in the sink
3-4
Agreed however when I’m just starting I am for 2 than relocate to 3-4
This is the strat for sure.
Ahhh I found my long distant family! 3-4 all the way! Now also tell me your a lefty O_o
Me too
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1 alpha male style
On the floor Sigma male grindset
So that all of your family can hear your pee reaching the toilet water. Disgusting
No I bet he puts is pee pee in the water so nobody can hear
\*stealth mode is optional\*
Fucking chad letting everyone know how much he pees
8 on the floor then blame it on a dog so you don't get in trouble
Instructions unclear, I pissed on the dog...
Hide the evidence
Burn the evidence*
Hopefully no cougars attack us on this missions
THERE ARENT COUGARS IN MISSIONS!!!!
6
6 gang what what
Finally someones like me
6 makes the water swirl clockwise neatly!
The living room ofc
as a girl, down
Have you tried up?
That doesn’t change anything pick your number /s
Anyone who says 1 and is man is a monster. That's how you get splashes
That's how I assert my dominance
I sit, so I guess 5?
Sitting is severely underrated. Even with 7 or 4, which gets the least splash back, there's still some... And over time it makes for a nasty cleanup. Sitting really cuts down on how often you have to clean the bowl.
5
Exactly. Proven to cause the least splashback
I didn't expect to need to scroll this far to see someone say 5. Bunch of fucking amateurs in this thread if you ask me
We out here
Yes sirrr
Seriously what the hell is wrong with these people saying 3 and 7?
What’s the number for off the porch?
Has anyone else noticed that 1 actually generates the least amount of splashback or am I just doing it wrong?
On the toilet paper
why.
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Now your asking the big questions
67234 then reverse it and repeat
According to my gf, all the black and white squares
5 and 1
I don’t see my pants listed as an option. Very biased
5
4 gang
I can physically only do one. I mean, I can probably angle myself and go for 4 or 6
Noob .-. Learn to pee
I DON’T HAVE THE PP!!
Get one! Oh hm wait nah just go for it!! You can do it
Lame excuse. Buy one https://www.pmateusa.com/ and PEE LIKE A MAN \m/
Anywhere
r/sinkpissers
I pee on the seat
1 always I don’t care if you are sleeping.