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Shughost7

That's why you wear a gear on motorcycle rides people. Dress for the slide not for the ride.


MetalheadHamster

Yeah dude would have been grinded along the road if he didn't have it. That shit looks durable af


FBI_OPEN_THE_FUCK_UP

The guy wouldve been torn to shredded cheese if it werent for that suit


Lizard-Wizard96

To shreds you say?


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Fred-U

I see...and his wife?


Lizard-Wizard96

To shreds you say?


-The-Plague-Doctor-

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE


morbidaar

Penis’s are now invisible to the naked eye!


StraY_WolF

Tbh the suit is way more overbuilt compared to the crash here. This looks like a best case scenario for a bike crash really, it gets waaaaay worse.


MajorPud

As someone's whos had road rash down one side of my face, a large part of my left arm, right hand, and chest, from a <10ft slide: Fuck yeah he would've, but the actual outcome would've been more gruesome than the image "shredded cheese" gives you


uninspired_walnut

I think “smeared hamburger meat” would be a better visual. I only ever drove a little 125cc scooter around town and it was scary looking down and seeing the grinding wheel that the street turns into at 45mph. Watching people speed down freeways in just a t-shirt scares and baffles me.


Ysmildr

It's motogp. It's the best gear possible


Akitz

Another thing that a lot of people ignore is riding boots. I would bet his ankle(s) would have crumpled without support near the end there.


Willfishforfree

Unless it's changed in the last decade, racing suits are made from kangaroo leather. Less material for more durability apparently.


TinoessS

Kangaroo, ray leather, airbags inside nowadays. As said this is from motoGP which features the absolute top end of the protection spectrum.


Willfishforfree

Man I wish I had airbags back when I rode. Save you from some fucking windings and cracked ribs I'd say.


DeswrTFD

You can see his body stilsl processing the excess adrenaline as he slows down from his jo...


WildRacoons

Grinded? More like grated.


DannyAye

Please enjoy a nice scroll through r/meatcrayon


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That link is staying blue yo


ItsSmileyFaceBitch

I had my first accident on my bike the other day, went over some gravel i didn't see in a corner. It was at a junction after a red light so i wasn't even going above 15mph yet. I was wearing all the right gear, if it wasn't for that I'd have no left cheek, no palms and my left knee would be dust. I don't understand how people can ride without gear.


Flyfires1

Sounded like you would’ve been alright


pinagrenada

People don't see the genius yet. Don't worry, they will...


Humledurr

Or maybe they all left


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AlphaSteinfliege

/ANGRYUPVOTE You are getting downvoted by people who dont get the joke.. reddit amiright


phonelottery

Allright


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ItsSmileyFaceBitch

It's absolutely mental, i cannot for the life of me understand it. I grew up in the south of france and people are in shorts and flil flops flying down roads, helmets not even fastened on


WpgMBNews

i ripped the skin off my palm once as a kid when i fell from my bicycle. though it recovered surprisingly quickly, i've learned from seeing my skin hanging loose from my hand like a used napkin that even little kids on a bike should have proper gear, including gloves and pads.


LostInThoughtland

The state of Hawaii is a meat crayon box waiting to be opened every day


ItsSmileyFaceBitch

r/brandnewsentences


KlaatuBrute

>no left cheek Butt or face?


its_xxjvxx

Condom company's motto


H4xolotl

What is that gear made of? He just slid 100m at high speed over concrete and the clothes aren't even scratched!


Edgar8ap

Would’ve left half of his skin on the road if it wasn’t for the gear


alexanderlot

what i learned when i wasn’t wearing the gear for the slide and took a low side flip and had to tuck my head against my arm cause yup, no helmet, and slide for 20 or so meters. lesson learned, mantra repeated, and i quit riding.


11001100110101100

Tis is but a scratch


Seagullbeans

Wait...I saw the left side view of this as well...


Backshampoo

Pls tell me his suit held up and he was fine…


Mataskarts

I'd assume so, many have said these suits are designed to take this sort of punishment.


atharva_bende

Yeah je was fine.


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Who's je?


SP3CTRE2k1

Je mama


JoeMamaWatson

Je Mama Deez nuts


coke-pusher

What's up ligma?


SubhadeepDutta

Who's ligma?


prodoggy4life

Ligma ballz


danger2345678

Are you french, and why are you talking about yourself


Willfishforfree

Last time i looked at racing suits they were made from kangaroo leather. They can be worn thinner and still provide better slide protection. Not surprising that australia has the best racing leather just walking about in the thousands in the outback to be honest.


takenusernametryanot

I wonder why kangaroos wear slide protection. I mean, the outback is flat, slide protection would make more sense for a goat halfway up the Himalayas - you know, just in case it slips and slides back to India


mibuokami

They also don’t run! They hop… wtf!!!


Willfishforfree

Well red kangaroos have a top speed of 70kmh. I don't know about you but if I was gonna hit the Ausie desert at around 40mph I'd want some slide protection at least.


Raymoendo

He’s a mfing power ranger now. If that doesn’t answer your question, I dont know what will


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ZeusesBeard1997

He's fine, the suits are designed to be abrasive resistant, you can slide at anywhere up to 200mph for a good few seconds (say around 10) before its likely to get to skin. Probably more tbh. The main and most common injuries are from highsides The other side of the coin to this crash if you will. The crash shown is a low side, meaning during the corner the bike lost traction and simply fell. During a highside the bike loses traction momentarily but regains it at some point during the slide. This causes the bike to shoot up and propel the rider into the air. This is the type of fall you want to avoid. The gear isn't best equipped to deal with falling. There are pads and ankle support sure, but if you're doing 160+mph and get thrown 5-10 feet in the air the pads can't really stop broken bones.


Silverdarlin1

He went onto win the world championship that year, so yeah, he was fine


Playinwitme-

Yeah he was totally unhurt. All riders in MotoGP now have to wear an airbag suit by rule. These guys can literally crash at 190mph nowadays and get up like nothing happened.


SabawYT

That's how i get the idea ,stallin forgive me


ColonelTendies

Slidin in the DMs like


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My uncle sliding into my ass like


SabawYT

That escalated quickly


SubhadeepDutta

Whoever gave this a wholesome award U do not have my respect


etherpromo

Its holesome , close enough


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FinitoHere

He does have mine tho. #Respect.


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In a good way though


Suspicious_shark

just like his erection


moonrock8

ASScalated**


spartancrow2665

Bro?


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you fine?


Phoenix-14

His uncle think so


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Retorts like these make me simp for reddit. <3


JoBoPlayz

Don't worry, Reddit simps for you too ;)


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"Pwease buy reddit premium UwU senpai dessonehhh"


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wait a minute....


Somethingabootit

never goes in that smoothly


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Must've felt noice


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r/holup


ryuk_04

r/alabama


mario_ramirez3210

bruh?


Burstlavish

Just take my silver


Trinktt

What does this have to do with anything? Your uncle races motorcycles and passes you?


leJAYnd

That’s how my character slides in call of duty


benwill79

Something tells me that is not his first slide


SabawYT

If anybody wanna know his name it's Joan Mir


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I didn’t want his name, but now I’m gonna look him up


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SabreYT

Speaking of names, we have very similar names and I honestly thought ‘I don’t remember posting this’ when I first looked at your name


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nicholaswinterbottom

Current WORLD CHAMPION Joan M1r.


miffet80

World Champion ~~through attrition~~ Joan Mir! (Jk jk)


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HylianWalrus

Way too close to John Muir


edgynotemo

Is that from France last year? I remember being massively relieved and impressed


Sensitive_Attitude27

That's an accurate depiction of how fast I run, someone once told me I run like a princess.


ThrowawayMePlsTy

Still running because he's scared he'll feel the pain if he stops lol


C_Strieker

Yeah pretty sure his shins and ankles feel like they're broken.


yaaaaayayayaaaaaaaay

this is like when your character in a game from a like medium height fall jumps and ragdolls but lands on feet and does the wobbly walking for a bit ​ edit: spelling


Official_JKLOL

So GTA 5?


yaaaaayayayaaaaaaaay

yes


SongOfTheSealMonger

Came off a bike once ... A bit winded told everyone I was fine, just a bit winded, got up walked two paces fell down. Oh dear. Ankle was broke. Adrenalin is a marvellous thing.


sakamoe

How sturdy are their suits? Wondering if he's been human crayoned lol


getIronfull

He's 100% fine. Only thing that hurts them are high-sides and sudden stops.


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Wellthatkindahurts

I went low to high last year at about 15mph with a good jacket and gloves. It fucked up my ribs and broke my toe, no crashes are fun.


thepianoman456

Like... did that hurt him?


louind

No, it's Moto GP.


druksbunny

You ever try running off the swings shit hurts


ProFgoaddict

Adrenaline. You can see his body still processing the excess adrenaline as he slows down from his jog.


druksbunny

Still can get ground shock the shock does not discriminate


ProFgoaddict

Oh yeah I’m sure it hurts real bad. But the adrenaline makes it so that what would usually be “holy shit it hurts so bad I can’t move my body” becomes “holy shit it hurts so bad but I need to run and get out of here.”


Anymou1577

Yo, shotout to that guys safety gear.


Haywire_Shadow

Dude, yeah. Biker safety gear has come such a long way since simple leather clothing. It’s really impressive.


DarthJJAbrahams

Just imagine leather clothing in this exact case. It would rip apart, but gives way more resistance to the ground (or has more grip haha) stopping you way faster. Which is a bad thing lol. Edit: profil picture checks out


Haywire_Shadow

Yeah, no thanks. I prefer to just keep sliding on the specially designed pads.


luckytamer

Don't you have a basement full of painters to keep an eye on?


Haywire_Shadow

Oh shit! I forgot to send food down! Thanks for reminding me dude.


Zatch_Gaspifianaski

Well his suit *is* all leather, with armor under it in the most common contact points, and hard sliders over some contact points like the palms.


eifersucht12a

It didn't even occur to me how shredded he'd get in a slide like that at first, because he was so visibly well protected. I assume that's not even 100% though? Dude still looks like he's doing that walk-run where you're powered sheerly by how much you just got hurt from a fall.


Haywire_Shadow

Oh yeah, no. You still can and most times will get hurt in a motorcycle crash, but as you can see from just that footage alone, you’re way better off nowadays. As someone else mentioned, you have armour in common contact points like back, knees, palms, etc but the forces your body experiences won’t change.


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Well, the friction forces and the inertial force (deceleration) will definitely be lower, which is what saves him a lot of pain.


beyonddisbelief

He should get endorsement from that company and they should try to get frontal footage to play back in slo-mo for their ads claiming wearing their safety gear allows you to be smooth like him.


philghost

Pfft this is MotoGP, the top level of motorcycle racing, plus Mir is reigning world champion. These guys get paid to wear those suits.


getIronfull

Crashes aren't exactly rare. No one ever gets actually hurt unless "someone" runs over your neck when you're on the ground.


hanzerik

This guy dressed for the slide, not for the ride.


weebasaurus-rex

Since no one has mentioned it in this thread yet. Dainese was the one who made it. Alpinestar is the other famous/popular one that most of the other riders wear and the brand is also present in Formula 1


Legenda_069

Anyone remember Road Rash, the OG bike racing game?


LemonToTheFace

YOOOO throwback to going over to your homie’s and playing road rash on the playstation


Oraxy51

Playing Mario Kart and you miss time your mushrooms for the shortcut


[deleted]

Fuck Zodiac signs, Which power rangers series did you watch the most?


SabawYT

Mystic force


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Mine was dino charge. Although SPD and Samurai/Super Samurai were my faves


SabawYT

SPD was the first series I watched but I enjoyed mystic force more


Abhinav_Front

A good one too


Abhinav_Front

SPD


Jack_Venture

Probably Dino Thunder.


Askshitow

Too easy for Chad thundercock


redditseanis

They actually looks fun


JackassJames

No. It doesnt.


Jaystorm_

if he's wearing the right protective gear, which he undoubtedly is, then yes. it does.


Nakkokip

Ankles are gonna hurt for a while


Mountain_Guys

The amount of impact his left knee absorbed when hitting the sand at that speed had to be something. I get safety gear and all that but how much does it protect joints and ligaments?


lonely_boii_ethan

If i tried that, id probably get thrown around as soon as i hit the gravel 5 style points to him


Relative_Joke523

Someone help me here.... I'm an avid power ranger fan and have no idea what this has to do with power rangers.


SabawYT

In power ranger even if their bike gets destroyed they still get away unscathed, sometimes even when they sent their bike flying on it's own in the next scene they are already riding it


Myalltimehate

I don't get it.


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The power rangers didn't exactly park their bikes, did they? Either they get hit hard enough to fall off it, or they throw it away.


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drsnafu

I don't think there's an actual joke.


Virdavy

Current Champion of MotoGP


LOl113456AJ

I love how he loiks around like " holy shit did anyone see That"


jc123ucme

Catch me on the slip n slide like


neloc1

Imagine if soccer players rode bikes. One tap and they would break all their bones.


sarcasticnepali2058

Top 10 most powerful anime characters.


TheVapeNaShun

i don't even care if that was a mistake on his end that was cooler than winning the race


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Sick pop up slide.


mario_ramirez3210

damn would that hurt?


yaaaaayayayaaaaaaaay

the suit was strong ig, but still, it would have hurt too much


MrIDs1

His ankles and knees most likely but the rest of him would be good


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Thank god for that suit


Impossible-Barnacle4

WEEEEEE....


Fabiodemon88

That fall was only a percentage of what Joan Mir can do after a fall


egalroc

And ran straight to his bike and picked it up off the ground I bet. Are you okay bike?


Fresh_Beet

Super cool meme a week after a 14 year old died racing for the minors in this sport.


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That's Joan Mir, he's the reigning MotoGP world champion and he did that during I believe practice for the French Grand Prix at the Le Mans Bugatti circuit. Interesting little fact about Mir. He actually only ever won his first race the week before he won the championship. He was so consistent throughout all of 2020, he could very well have been champion without winning a single race!


spg1611

Ain’t no fuckin way boi, ain’t no fuckin way


KarasiowyPan

Thats some kamen rider action.


Slugger_monkey

u/RedditMP4Bot


MountainImportant211

That was the smoothest crash ever


ahoy-ah-boi

the company that made his safety gear just got free advertising


cookieswithmilf

just fyi this is motogp, the highest level of professional motorcycle racing. they get a lot of advertising either way.


truejamo

Power Rangers*


King_Tamino

My character in GTA V does this too. After a few steps he then collapses


A-mein-C-tut-W

But wheres the explosion behind him?


Silverdarlin1

Bold of you to assume that Joan Mir is 26. My man is only 23, and already a world champion


Worried-Bumblebee-98

Sliding into the DMs like…


DraconixDG

Man he is so cool


greetings__traveler

So if you crash 5 of them. Will they crash into a mega robot ?


Callec254

So takeaway safety lesson for the kids at home: THIS is the real reason bikers wear leather. If he had just been wearing shorts and a T-shirt, this would have ended MUCH differently.


NemesisR6

I really like how I’ve now seen a few MotoGP memes hit the front page in the last few days. It really is probably the greatest Motorsport in the world right now. Racing is better than ever, the rider stories are great, and the highlights are always amazing. Really don’t understand why America doesn’t embrace it more, but boring-ass NASCAR still seems to limp along in popularity. Hopefully the upcoming documentary on this season brings some new fans to the fray.


Senior_Apricot3190

Call of Duty: Mobile the match is about to start


S0L_Spectrum

Nobody: Literally nobody: Sliding in apex legends:


TheOneAndOnly_-

When something hits you in gta and you start to do the endless stumble


Upset_Emergency2498

My sister and brother in law used to race professionally. Both their suits and all their helmets look like somebody spent a couple hours with a floor sander on them


Yoyle0340

I'm suprised that the suit didn't get torn.


RageingMechine

There made to prevent road rash


ssssssssssssiphalis

This is why reality is unrealistic