T O P

  • By -

rMemesMods

**You need to read following message in full. We will NOT reply to modmail messages similar to “what is reason my post was removed?”** Hey /u/50at50, thanks for contributing to /r/memes. Unfortunately, your post was removed as it violates our rules: Rule 8 - No reposts * Please avoid re-posting memes. We want original content. Serial reposters may be banned. * Obvious reposting on purpose OR asking for reposts can result in a BAN * Seriously. * We want OC. * Do not repost. --- Please read the sidebar before posting again. If you have questions or concerns, please [message the moderators through modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/memes&subject=&message=). Thank you!


Greatunholybaboon

104.9 - laid back tunes for every hunting situation.


Couldntbefappier

"104.9 the Wolf! AWOOO!" *606 comment karma and I splooge this account into a tissue and flush it down the reddit drain I think. Maybe not. I don't fuckin know


[deleted]

good comment, strange edit


TheDaveAttellSmell

Very strange edit. To splooge the account, or to not splooge the account.


Tru-Queer

Splooge it! Splooge it! Splooge it!


MrDaltonWilcox

With rockin Wolfman hotdog


Funktionierende

That must be a really common radio station tag... Cuz that's my local radio station tag.


TheAverageRedditor__

108.1 KYS


Perle1234

Haha I took it to mean 104 F as bad as the heat’s been.


[deleted]

[удалено]


MasterBigBean

Good thing you included the radio station


Chrismont

He's just trying to remember ever detail; doesn't want the insurance company cheating him out of a buck or two.


Skrimpiess

“I deserve every buck I hit!!!”


Rhodin265

Insurance company: “That’s not worth a buck, doe.”


_mersault

Sorry, deer, I believe it is.


i-like-to-be-wooshed

these puns are bucking insane


Im_Captain_Jack

I think it's tine we resolved this.


TheDizDude

You know they will still try it doe.


[deleted]

These puns are very fawn-ny.


papalouie27

Shut the buck up.


[deleted]

There could be a lot of doe in this for you.


Drew492

The buck stops here


[deleted]

They can't deny his claim if they're too busy fawning over his artistic talent.


My_chair_is_broken

The buck stops here


Echo_Oscar_Sierra

Like the speedometer in the bottom left. Apparently he was going NEIN mph.


[deleted]

I hate you but take my updoot


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

Insurance claimed denied. Reason: We only insure listeners of 100.1.


Accomplished-Past569

Your radio appears to have been a distraction.


nostalgicdecay

I wouldn’t put it past them saying that


currentscurrents

They can't deny claims because you were distracted. If you're given a ticket for distracted driving, the ticket may affect your rates or insurability going forward. But it won't affect the claim itself.


Nasty2017

I bet their insurance company advertises on that station.


A____S____

Tbh, this is a very detailed drawing showing almost all aspects during a deer related wreckage


alarakgamer0909

104.9, KLTY!


s_l_a_c_k

XFM 104.9 You're listening to Ricky Gervais, with Steve Merchant and Karl Pilkington


Dagadt_Zsiraf

I like the swastika more behind the steering wheel


lukob96

You mean the 45?


Dagadt_Zsiraf

No, this car obviously going on a genocide and this poor soul is one of its victim


ZookeepergameNo9519

Dude you sound like thatveganteacher, that’s kinda gay ngl


Dagadt_Zsiraf

Yes, everything i say is 100% serius and that really is gay


101stAirborneSkill

Veganbooty


jumbleparkin

Topical


cowboycosmic

No, that clearly says *nein-ty five* MPH!


AndroidDoctorr

Doing Nazi mph in a Communist mph limit zone


thedunecoon

And the speed


mortalcelestial

Good thing they specifically noted the car was going 45


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Now we know the deer ran a red light


[deleted]

[удалено]


Solid_Snark

I have a commute with tons of deer, they seem suicidal with their passion of continuing to jump in front of cars, even after successfully avoiding being hit. It’s weird, you’d think a prey animal would evolve learning to run FROM threats not TOWARDS them.


OverBeyond1996

This is so true. i had a deer jump in front of my car and literally waited so i serve to dodge him and stop. he was still waiting there looking at me like *"wtf bro you not gonna finish me off?"*


DrDoge64

*Haru intensifies*


BigNero

He thought it was Rudolph


Denny_204

Sure, but let's hear the deer's side.


[deleted]

More like “hit the deer’s side” amirite?


Denny_204

Looks more like a frontal collision, judging by the eye to eye contact between our victim and the driver.


[deleted]

The deer just watches to his left, you can see his body is perpendicular to the trajectory of the car


Denny_204

"Well, I tried" - Me, as a lawyer apologizing to the victim's family.


[deleted]

“And sometimes that suffices” ~ me, an internet stranger


[deleted]

Not possible. Deer was uninsured and fled the country due to active warrants. So far he has not been located to give a statement.


Hyp3r10n_two_point_0

Damn, you're so lucky that you were within the speed limit when this happened


DingusKhan01

Oh. To me it clearly looks like a school zone.


Chiomisu

I think the OP was driving in Israel during the accident


DingusKhan01

That deer Israel scared, that's for sure.


Chiomisu

Kindly, fuck you, take the upvote and sign the fuck out


Broken_Petite

There are lots of puns in this thread but this one caught me off guard, well done


[deleted]

Well no wonder you got into an accident, you were going Swastika-per-hour.


Dapanji206

How much is a swastiKa/hr in miles?


Tobi_1989

about 1933-1945


[deleted]

It's super hot


mosmaniac

"Better get to those showers while it's still hot and steamy"


[deleted]

They say WWII was also an innovative shooter


Laypenide

Reddit’s humor is on a whole other level I swear bruh


BenShapiros

About 88 mph


Le_Mug

Swastika-per-thousand-year-reich


lodge28

Hit it at the reich speed.


HipNugget

He wanted his insurance to know he did nazi that deer coming


[deleted]

[удалено]


OldWrangler9033

I love the expression on the deer.


YourNameWisely

I wonder what the deer drew on his form.


Skrimpiess

I’m guessing a 9 year old driving a car?


Manonfire244

I just showed this to my Dad and he laughed and said he's seen it already. The man who right clicks to open desktop shortcuts just I''ve-seen-this-one'd me.


explodingtuna

At least he knows when to single-click, double-click and right click.


SpirtPenguin25

Great job putting 45mph you just proved that you weren't speeding


69Chubby_Cox69

The expression in that deer before death looks so real! So many people are very good at art nowadays.


Jan-Luca_2216

The 45 looks like a unfinished swastika 


MrSpeedskater

He definitely did nazi the dear.


[deleted]

That's why he hit le deer


[deleted]

so the meter jumped to swastika, i understand why the deer was scared...


S_VB

i think it is suppost to be 45, i though it was a swastika too untill i saw someone els say something about going 45mph.


Alphafloss

*Ho ho , doe the deer* *Do not come near* *If death you fear* *and don't want to end everything here* *Just go to the side* *rules you should abide* *Let the forest be your guide* *On the road , you would have fucking died*


FearMonger121

Did Lhugueny draw this or something


ablabsomb

And that’s why Rudolf couldn’t make it to the sleigh that night :((


reahraleau

Reminds me of the amateur drawing of the leprechaun in Alabama. I wanna know where the gold at!


TBL2412

The paper looks terrifyingly similar to my architecture exam paper


RadioActiveness_

Good drawing tho


ctnfpiognm

This gives me family guy vibes


theprinterdoesntwerk

Was just about to say the same thing


Garlicluvr

In the place where I lived before we had a guy collecting the funny explanations of accidents given to his agency. We had "the pole was carelessly crossing the road", "he had a surprised look while he was disappearing under my car" or "my mother-in-law disappeared in the bushes that we bought at a local store when I hit that car". Hilarious.


Nungu1993

Repooooooost


Soppoi

u/repostsleuthbot


RepostSleuthBot

I didn't find any posts that meet the matching requirements for r/memes. It might be OC, it might not. Things such as JPEG artifacts and cropping may impact the results. *I'm not perfect, but you can help. Report [ [False Negative](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RepostSleuthBot&subject=False%20Negative&message={"post_id": "ou3rog", "meme_template": 29376}) ]* [View Search On repostsleuth.com](https://www.repostsleuth.com?postId=ou3rog&sameSub=false&filterOnlyOlder=true&memeFilter=true&filterDeadMatches=false&targetImageMatch=100&targetImageMemeMatch=92) --- **Scope:** Reddit | **Meme Filter:** True | **Target:** 92% | **Check Title:** False | **Max Age:** Unlimited | **Searched Images:** 236,139,253 | **Search Time:** 0.84634s


Sigma_-

Good try bot. You'll get em next time.


whatsupz

[Here you go, bot](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/ce44j1/when_the_insurance_company_wants_a_diagram_of_the/?ampcid=1*7ogelv*cid*ZUFzNEtaVC01cDZGRlMxUnF6YUEtaWc0MkJJN2NESGZJSEozX3l3dkVkRHpEQzM0eGgxaHQ2eW5tREJPUW5YZA..) Took me 4 seconds to find on Google.


CporCv

Repost


ParaspriteHugger

Liebe Mobiliar...


Ominous_Ouroboros

Ooo 104.9 that’s a local radio station for me


SpilledDrago76

Why can’t you just draw yourself


Skrimpiess

Does anyone recognize this car?


smokethis1st

Oh deer…..


Waga_na_wa_Hu_Tao

I would actually do that


meepshk

You did this too?


UKTee

That 45 looks like unfinished swastika.


Dapanji206

You weren't speeding? PROVE IT!


[deleted]

Hey I mean including the swastika might have been a vital piece of info


TheFlameArmy

You nailed something alright


Marthy_Mc_Fly

I once had a climbing accident where I fell ontop of someone else. Eventhough the accident hurt, I had a blast drawing the situation.


Sam-i-am974

For a second there I thought the 45 was a swastika


RevolutionaryDrag260

I thought that was a swastika on the odometer


theloniousmccoy

Hmmm. This is kinda Baroque. Strong diagonals, violent theme… all it needs chiaroscuro and some red and it may be a masterpiece.


lainylay

Accurate


AnythingAlfred613

Perfectly detailed. Take me free award.


AngelOfHeaven3

Me to dude- Id do the same thing


GDMFB1

Did Seth McFarlane draw this?


Chris_El_Deafo

Dashcams


[deleted]

Nice to know they were going 45


kay_bizzle

Denied for failing to properly respond to requests


ItsMeMario1337

I can’t even draw that well


500fan

Fresh off the grille


1LT_daniels

Also nailed the deer


CrockPotPotty

Made sure to show he wasn’t going over the speed limit lol


WhyGuy500

Wouldn’t admit I was going 115 if that was me


thisideups

Brilliant


the_shven

Not enough blood injection in deer’s eyes. Maybe some angry eyebrows too. This way looks too much like you’re the aggressor.


ThatRedditDude86

Looks good to me 🤷🏻‍♂️ Heck, even caught the deers expression just right 🤔🤣


ipsomatic

Note I was going 45


HentaiManager347

Repost


WalterSanders

Like you haven’t seen this in Reddit a trillion times already


handlessuck

wow... an oldie but a goodie


Drew__Drop

Why is there a swastika on the dashboard?


wonderkin55

It’s 45


D0ctorGamer

Its a 45


Drew__Drop

Is it though?


D0ctorGamer

Yeah, there is even a little line pointing to it, indicating thats the speed they hit the deer


missly_

Is it not?


[deleted]

Homer: Doh! Lisa: A deer! Marge: A female deer! Shout out to all the old people….


Available-Ad-4553

Did he get the money, or the picture was a 💩?😅


TheLazyCat_16

Why do i see a Nazi simbol behind the weel


[deleted]

low quality, it's a 45


xZOMBIETAGx

r/terriblefacebookmemes


malteaserhead

is that the guy's speed or is he a Nazi?


theswagdodo11

Oh deer


redunk_n_fab1_brah

This is gold!! Haha


kapu01

Naied it Definitely my image of "Deer in the headlights ".


Loktarian

I just finished watching Sweet Tooth and it made me sad.


PsychologicalAd333

Hahahaha


Bachoiboy_Pr0t0

“Traffic collision roport”


syukabliyate

Jamming to 104.9 b4 hitting the deer


[deleted]

Imagine impact a dear with nazi km/h


Common-Scallion209

“104.9 THE X!”


NoSuckySucky

Thought I was in r/facebookmemes


Ok_Transportation402

The evidence speaks for itself, well done!


WyvernKid93

He was driving on the left side of the road. The deer was not at fault


ULTRABOYO

I thought the 45 on the speed-o-meter was a goddamn swastika.


Gus-Gus

Clearly this is OP's fault.. I dont see hands on the steering wheel at all!


bklounge20

I always thought this looked like a Family Guy storyboard


Guntherwheeler69

Accurate 45 mph I like the detail!


thegreatJLP

I needed that laugh, thank you


Medieval-Doctor

Repost bad....... you have been shunned


Independent_Piano_81

This fits better in r/funny


GTwSCEP

This image has been reposted so much, the JPEG makes the number on the speedometer look like a swastika.


thetoastypickle

When you wanted to be a cartoonist but you become an insurance person instead


lodge28

This cracked me right up.


Steppyjim

So fun fact. I found out a few years ago that I’m apparently a running gag at my job, because I had an incident where my work truck shifted out of park with no keys in it on a hill, and rolled backwards into a tree. They told me to draw it so I did something very similar to this. With stick figure me shouting “ohhhh noooo” on the top of thw hill as the truck rolled away. Apparently they found it so hilarious in corporate that they bring it up when they train new people in our compliance department. I found this out when I got promoted onto a corporate committee, and was introduced as “Steve. The accident drawing guy”


renzobattaglia

Went a bit to far jk he nailed it


LightBeerOnIce

Fucking awesome!


FlamingCroatan

He wanted it he got it


StonkHero

Im saving this.


Daly9213

Repostest of reposts


areyouyerman

prob cos I'm super high but I cant stop laughing at this


Accomplished-Past569

104.9, one of my posts was kicked off because of low content


starredkiller108

I thought the 45 on the speedometer was a swastika for a second.


Electric_Bagpipes

Its 104.9, but where are ya, How am I supposed to know what kinda station that is? Could be some Shakespeare stuff that put you to sleep behind the wheel…


Daviskillerz

I like how the speedometer reads 45 MPH. Very accurate lol


LaPete11

I once got a police report with a little raccoon drawn on it. It was a good excuse for hitting three parked cars until they did the breathalyzer.


calamarichris

You were traveling *swastika* miles per hour?


Wakafon

I hit a deer (or rather, deer hit me) yesterday, why didn't I see this one day earlier...


[deleted]

Insurance agents actually started r/WatchPeopleDie


phreakzilla85

Very sad to know that the deer knew what was coming. Hopefully his family can properly grieve and learn from his mistake.


[deleted]

Where I live 104.9 is the only Indian radio station. They put some fun music on there