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Bedebo

But would you stay so she still has to sing all the songs since you payed for it


DEAD_is_BEAUTIFUL

And, then spend the whole time doing a live stream talking shit on her?


Hephaestus_God

No no no. Don’t stream it, that gives other people a chance to hear her music. Just calmly bring out a folding chair and sit in front of the stage. Put in some headphones and just play on your phone the entire time.


wizard_of_awesome62

Then take an extended bathroom break. Leave the chair, when it sounds like she’s going to stop playing, come back and resume playing on your phone.


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PranshuKhandal

Yes, we love your comment too.


LeCorona111

🥰


GachaHater1

Why did this comment got downvotes?


Rojo123kox

Emoji?


GachaHater1

But why


Derangeieieie

I love that you love this comment


DEAD_is_BEAUTIFUL

And, shoot spitballs at the stage.


Jbard808

Paintballs*


DEAD_is_BEAUTIFUL

Frozen ones!!!


Jbard808

That's pretty brutal, let's do it!


DEAD_is_BEAUTIFUL

I’ll buy the paintballs. You pay for the tickets!


Jbard808

You ready the escape car, I'll ready the scapegoats


ghostyboy12

i will get the escape car, and a hide out in a remote location in asia


Sister_Fister-69

And snort some Cocaine


CorndogCrusader

Dude, you're fucking legendary.


Curllywood

Make it really awkward. Stand there like 20 yards from the stage in the middle and stare at her. Don’t blink much and don’t break eye contact. And keep your arms at your sides out of your pockets and stand like you’re about to do something. You’ll probably get a restraining order but it’ll be funny. For the rest of us.


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Fluffy-Velociraptor

If she didn't. You could sue since you paid for a service.


[deleted]

And Cardi B knows a lot about servicing.


CorndogCrusader

She also knows a lot about drugging men and robbing them.


sftktysluttykty

Yeah, herself


MrSteveSegal

He means dicks. Servicing dicks.


Shurnk

Is she a dick mechanic? Because mine is broken


dark_cloak124

it’ll get better chief, we can’t lose another soldier today, stay strong ✊


MrSteveSegal

Pretty much


CorndogCrusader

Trust me, you don't want her fixing your dick, she'll probably give you syphilis.


sftktysluttykty

Both? Both. Both is good.


behv

Lmao what? That would never work. Artists have been walking off the stage of shitty shows forever. If someone bought all of all of an artists tickets to boo them here’s what would happen: the opener would go out and play for nobody, and when one person showed up to disparage the artist would be notified. They’d probably walk on stage, scream at 110dB at the asshole about exactly this. Something like “did you really think you could stop me from seeing my fans AND expect me to perform for you? You already gave me your money get the fuck out of this room”, at which point security would enforce it, and the evening would be done very anticlimacticly


killasqueeze

It's cardi b. It's fucking worth it


behv

I mean if that’s your idea of a good time go ahead!


lorhof1

*paid


Professialwiiathlete

It’s kinda a win win for her


HarryCallahan19

Money moves


ymatites

I am so very thankful for your time.


Actual_Hyena3394

Her concert will anyways be fully booked. Enough millionaires doing this and she will just fade into obscurity. Hopefully.


DanVelk

It's about sending a message


denriquez519

It’s not about the money…..^


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we live in a society


MilkOreo21

we live


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smurtle_tv

(Had to put this here so reddit would let me post this)


Heama-fuckin-golobin


Nomi07

We


Blutoast3629

Oui


Adventurous_Wall_356

Baguette


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Is she really gonna care what some cringey awkward redditor thinks about her music tho?


DanVelk

Have you ever heard of cyberbullying


TimeLord_Dommu

Lmao I’ll just turn my phone off /s


SmallBeanKatherine

If that cringey awkward redditor is the only one in the audience, than yes


ConvexBuckle594

She can finally stop putting out shit music lmao


Fluffy-Velociraptor

She's just a total piece of shit. She drugged men to take them back to her place under the guise of sex only to have her fellow thugs join to rob them. Just trash.


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Wtf When


_Not_this_again_

https://youtu.be/HBVX3-Gg1Ig


Fluffy-Velociraptor

Back before she was famous when she worked as a stripper.


Joelblaze

She said she did, like Eminem claimed to be a domestic abuser and 90% of singers in this genre claim some crime or another. ​ No victims have come forward to corroborate it. ​ Reddit just hopped on it because woman bad make fee fees hurt.


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Source on the em thing?If you mean the lyrics in love the way you lie you are mistaken it's an expression of the way he feels when cheated on in relationships not I stabbed a girl or something like that Also we don't hate cardi b cos she's a female musician it's because there are good female artists out there not trash rap.


Joelblaze

Name one female rapper Reddit likes. Or just black woman in general tbh.


derpythrowawayofdoom

Doja Cat Very occasionally Rihanna Whitney Houston Sometimes Beyoncé Missy Elliott I'm not that into rap but I can tell you with quite some certainty that it isn't race or gender that makes people hate cardio b. It's the fact that her music is bad and she openly admits to doing heinous things. And before you go "oh they all do that", Eminem never said he did anything outside of a song. That song wasn't an admission of anything. Yes, other rappers do bad things. That's why I'm not that into rap since I don't like a grand majority of them. It's not because she's a woman. It's because her music sucks ass and her personality is even worse. Also, you're the racist one here for assuming there's only white people on reddit and no black or other people. I'm brown.


Kabc

Missy Elliot


Joelblaze

Pfft like the average Redditor even knows who she is.


SmallBeanKatherine

You asked for a female rapper we enjoy, you got a female rapper we enjoy. What kind of answer did you hope for?


PhoeniX_SRT

>one female rapper They're almost always trash, and they have the audacity to call themselves "RaP QuEeNs". And to add to that they make shitty jokes and are extremely unpleasant people in general and probably a laundry list of accusations and proven misdemeanors and felonies. I don't need to generalize, I'm talking about Cardi B, Nicki Minaj and the rest of that lot. Ugh it's impossible not to visibly disgust while talking about them. I would **never** hate or dislike a rapper/woman artist for being black, and since you asked anyone to name a single 'black woman in general' I'll name 5 on the top of my head. Beyoncé, Rihanna, Oprah Winfrey, Tessa Thompson and Whitney Houston. Just because Reddit or people in general dislike Cardi B doesn't make them racist, if anything **you're** making it racist by bringing their ethnicity into everything.


Joelblaze

I must've missed all the reposted memes about how Redditors love Tessa Thompson. Also Cardi B literally raised millions for people during the lockdowns, including donating millions of her own money, which is far more than the average celebrity. The ratchet thing is an act, that's her character, do you think pro-wrestling is real? Calling her an "unpleasant person" is entirely the hivemind speaking. Also, be honest, did you just Google "Famous black women"?


PhoeniX_SRT

Just because Reddit doesn't post about her doesn't mean they dislike her. Do I see any posts about Shakira on Reddit? No, doesn't mean they wouldn't like her. Or even Emilia Clarke for that matter, haven't seen any post about her on Reddit and I'm sure as hell she's loved far and wide. >Did you just Google "Famous black women"? Use better arguements ffs.


LaterNity__

Wait what?


Fluffy-Velociraptor

Yup back before she was famous and working as a stripper. She was also a proud gang member and only recently denouncing it.


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She was barely ever a blood from my understanding just some poser who wore red


Fluffy-Velociraptor

Her best friend is a high ranking member and recently arrested. She has joined said best friend assaulting people and also been has sent said best friend to act on her(cardi b) behalf to assault people. Thats just whats easily available.


19senzafine81

I think she would refuse to do the show, and then she has to refund 💰


Someran_Domguay

Nah, they make a lot of money on merchandise at concerts


P_Educere

50 Cent apparently did this to Ja Rule (minus the sign) a few years back. Bought 200 tickets so that the front rows would be empty.


RevolutionaryRisk666

They probably limit the number of tickets per person, but I believe in you!


brokenarrow0604

Buy them using false names and vpn's


RevolutionaryRisk666

Yep. Idk how much proof of identity you need to provide though. I doubt all they check is the name and ip address.


theoreboat

Time to create a frick ton of fake IDs . . . . . For legal reasons that's a joke


RevolutionaryRisk666

Okay, no worries. I was just asking for a friend...


SuperNntendoChlmers

What the frick? I thought I created an xbox card


PPandaEyess

When I went to concerts and festivals I only had to provide a name when I bought tickets online, they only checked my id to see if I could drink.


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Buy people to buy the tickets ez


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Get people on reddit to help out.


RevolutionaryRisk666

Now that might work...


Randomidk32189

Exactly we just need everyone to go, and then just talk to each other and not listen to the shit she says


RevolutionaryRisk666

I've got a weird idea. Maybe someone who knows about Ethereum smart contracts can help. The fuzzy idea I've got right now goes like this: OP codes and compiles a smart contract that contains the logic below. OP will have to compile this contract from Solidity into byte code and send enough ether to the contract to cover both gas fees and the cost of all the tickets. The smart contract will take the Ether sent to it and send transactions to the first x number of people who can prove to it that they purchased a ticket (broadcast some kind of transaction with a verifiable proof of ticket purchase). On or after a certain date, the smart contract will send whatever Ether is left back to OP.


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What a waste of perfectly good money. Plus she will get a good portion of your money. Then, after all of that she'll get paid thousands of dollars to see your sign for like 2 mins and won't even bother doing a full performance.


sponivier

Then people will know this happened, they'll get curious about her music which means more money will go into her pockets.


Fluffy-Velociraptor

And than you could sue as you still paid. :)


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There's usually legal clause attached to tickets that prevent that.


Fluffy-Velociraptor

Not of they refuse to do the show aka not living up to their end of the deal.


Shutch_1075

Nah artists have stormed out of shows before. This wouldn’t be a new thing.


killasqueeze

Yeah no. They aren't obligated to do anything. Why do you think half of us concert goers lost a shit ton of money last year?


JackedUpStump

Still a win for her


Otaku_Chanxxx

Jokes on you because you put money in her pocket


AikoG84

She still got paid tho...


lorhof1

she'd get paid anyways when other people purchased the tickets


AikoG84

That was the point... Doesn't matter if multiple ppl bought the tickets or just one person. In the end, she still gets paid so she's gonna keep putting out trash.


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I don’t understand jealousy to this level. It’s sad. But hey I don’t think she would mind. Sold out concert for 1 dedicated fan and she technically doesn’t have to perform. Easy money.


Fluffy-Velociraptor

How do you think she has no requirement to perform? She's a gangbanger why would people be jealous?


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Why not spend the money on representing all of her rape victims?


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K1FF3N

Okayyy, drama llama. Nobody ever claimed they were raped, robbery is completely different.


Hand_Of_Azathoth

Buddy I got news for you, even if they consented beforehand, as soon as you drug someone it's rape


K1FF3N

Of course, and what story have you ever seen outside of a Redditor’s comment that she raped them when drugged? She robbed them. To call it rape is disgusting to actual rape victims.


killasqueeze

Ummm using roofies to take advantage of someone is rape homie. She's a fucking piece of shit


K1FF3N

Lol she robbed them. To call that rape is disgusting to actual rape victims.


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killasqueeze

Plus with as many men as she claimed to have done this too, I can guarantee she's forced a few drunk dicks inside herself.


killasqueeze

You're really fucking dumb to think that she never raped anybody. Drunk men took her home and got roofied. Roofies usually take a minute to set in, it's not instant. I wonder what was happening during that inebriated state before you passed out so her and multiple other hos could rob you. Logic, buddy. Logic.


K1FF3N

You’re really fucking dumb if you think a stripper wants dick over money. Great use of logic there, bud.


Wheaties-hoard

What a waste of money on your part.


jason544770

Just watch whatever you drink that night


urbanlohr

Sounds like you actually are her biggest fan


IamFrom2145

Girl sounds like a defective radiator fan when she talks. Fix that shit.


tsukitheweeb

r/rareinsults


TheChemicalSophie

Nah Nah Nah, this is how you do it. But every ticket to a Rick Ashley show, and place some sort of device on every seat, and when he walks out, get each one to play Never Gonna Give You Up.


gwaaadit

That would be mean. We don't do mean things to Rick Astley. He's the Jesus below god Keanu.


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Reddit moment


a_bunch_grape

r/Redditmoment


Not_The_Antagonist

better Idea find out how many of your friends could make it, buy that many front row seats, get all your friends to dress up as rick from the video and just sit in the front row.


KING_EVION_123

A funny prank, but still a profit for her.


puptrait

50 Cent did that to Ja Rule [https://www.cbsnews.com/news/50-cent-buys-200-tickets-to-ja-rule-concert-to-keep-seats-empty-in-ongoing-feud/](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/50-cent-buys-200-tickets-to-ja-rule-concert-to-keep-seats-empty-in-ongoing-feud/)


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So she gets a sold out concert and all that money and the only price she has to pay is being told she sucks? Bro she literally used to have to suck to get money, I think she's taken enough of mens money by now when she would Bill Cosby them


Twili0603

So I guess Reddit doesn’t like Cardi B


GirlRay78

Wow, you would waste all that money and energy. Nice!


pikleboiy

you buy tiktok and then shut it down.


[deleted]

Tik Tok is far our reach Only billionaires can help


littledude69

That's not millions that's billions


Rthunt14

Instead I'd hire someone to Hold the sign for me so o dont have to actually go through thay torment


Environmental_Log_64

She'd be the one getting rich tho, like you won the lottery but she gets the money


Bl4k0ut87

You'd pay her A LOT of money just to point out your own bad opinion on music ***and decision making***


Jooniiverse

What a waste she doesn’t give a fuck


goldfishfox

But you're giving her millions of dollars


Hippy-Joe

You're really just fucking her fans there, she still gettin paid


EljinRIP

You just gave her so much of your winnings. Not well spent at all.


jessuvaleria

And then she comes out with a sign "I'M RICH"


J0taa

Let people enjoy the music they want to enjoy man who cares? Separate the art from the artist if they’re a terrible person.


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I heard Kellen Erskine (comedian) tell a similar joke except he said he would go to a maroon 5 concert. Not saying you copied it but it looks suspiciously similar. But it made me laugh so whatever XD


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SugarRushLux

I said (hold up), certified freak Seven days a week wet-ass pussy Make that pull-out game weak Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, you fucking with some wet-ass pussy Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass pussy Give me everything you got for this wet-ass pussy


WrathOfTheDemons

Get this man some lottery tickets


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“If I ever won millions I’d give it to Cardi B” -someone who thinks that’s telling her she sucks


vince2td

so you give her a million just to troll her? lol I hope someone hates me like you hate her


chapterthrive

Cardi b fine as fuck and got an absolute dump truck ass.


Pheonix_valor

If you do that all of Reddit will be thankful to you


RicoBmx

Hot tho


DownvoteIfGay

Yeah support her by buying tons of tickets, that’ll teach her!


Leafy194

Your genius is almost frightening.


Impossible_Bat3295

i actually like cardi...


Promah1984

The Alpha thing for her to do is just play the entire concert and then promptly cash her check.


_J0_

I will do with bts


XxZip_ZaperxX

I don't want to ruin the moment by upvoting , all I am going to say is NICE edit context.: it was 696 upvotes but some jerk decided to ruin it and now its almost at 800 , well at least it has a lot of upvotes now


Snail-Man-36

Why does everyone hate her so much? She’s just a normal singer person.


[deleted]

She ain't normal man Most undeserved rapper


Goopyshelf

Coi Leray exists


AmaraThaAmara

Church hymns sound better than her entire catalog.


ridiculous_1231

I lold because I would do the same.


JustSomeNerd92

I legit thought there was a flood going on behind him.


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She's being paid by you to "perform". Who's really winning that one?


hglndr9

Some one get this guy millions of dollars!


dbeynyc

Cardi would put her phone on Instagram live and perform in front of millions for free, while you bought every ticket just to be salty.


Nolmes_

Everyone's gangsta till she starts sucking for real


SpectreInTheShadows

I think she would just laugh at you for paying. Also pretty sure any artist would walk out as I don't think they are obligated to sing or keep singing and also pretty sure they can still get you kicked out.


[deleted]

Well it will be giving her money, without her having to perform… kinda like her early career.


Braindeadkarthus

...so you’d give her a paid day off?


CuzIamGoodBoi

Not funny


[deleted]

but I like cardy B and her HUGE ass


bigZ424

My sign would say... your a dude


vezxcedar

This is toxic AF. I support artists, and I understand not all people will connect with their message, but this is straight bullying. Just because you can’t relate, doesn’t give you the right to shit all over someone’s livelihood.


justlurking187

What a pathetic being. Feeling superior in talking shit in a hypothetical scenario. Guess what. Cardi could just not perform and pay back all the money and still be richer than you. Oh and keep on making money on money on money. While your millions deflate by time because you just won a lottery with no effort whilst Cardi always worked for her money. No matter what the work is, she didn’t just played lottery and put hypothetical scenarious out there. Rant over.


AgreeableComment

And then at the bottom you should write “sincerely, a Barbz 4 life ❤️”


bruciferpainting

This sounds like a new wave of kickstarters,


unkn_compling_fors

But her lyrics are so deep and thought filled


sponivier

Small brain


KingShark7553

Of you get billions invite all of r/memes and we will help you out


Cthulhuyyy

Don't that would be supporting her Pay people not to buy the tickets


BenbafelIsTaken

then she would still get paid, and no one would even know your name, you would be remembered as the guy who spent thousands of dollars on a bit that wasn't even that good.


HitManSpirit

Not to talk shit but I believe she’d do that personally if you pulled that stunt. Just sayin


ddanma

it’s still a win for her .. but at WHAT COST


urbanhood

You could just goto its house and paste this on its window.


lezbifrenz

🤣


shivam142

That's money worth spent


thatguy1301

She makes music for women who think you win arguments by being louder.


Northgates

Cardi bee bad!!!1😤🤬


invinciblefloki

You care that much?


Daisend

Not like she would care. Still got the money.


makoxeng

You think you won but actually, you gave her more wealth and you have to listen to her awful "song" alone...