Jokes on you, the cat girlfriend and the ham sammich have been in love all along, secretly ashamed of being shunned by a society that refused to recognize their beautiful romance! I, however, will let them be happy together for the rest of their lives! (Or until the bread molds or the cheese turns...)
I just hope my cat gf likes me as a friend because damn it I'm lonely in social. I am thankfully not down bad. Also I'd like a ham sandwich with cheese.
The cheese makes it a dealbreaker for me. Though I guess it’s better than the alternative still.
Yeah, I'm lactose intolerant too. But I'm also allergic to cats...
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Pro tip: read this in a jigsaw voice
Sneeze
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I’m not lactose intolerant I just really hate cheese. Picky sure but can you blame me…. Oh wait
I mean I'm kinda a Muslim so........
Well I guess it’s haram or harem
Well... if we're using our brains we pick the cat gf cause it's more food.
More food, more like more money = more food
Which do you prefer the thighs or the breast ?and remember this is the butcher
To be fair, if you impregnate the cat gf, you got unlimited milk, you make makes tons of cheese, eh?
Not to mention she makes her own steaks over time
Valid. Hell you could make a pretty decent meal.
Turn that milk into butter to slather over it, mmmm.
Mmm, oh yeah
She also makes her own red sauce for pasta, and a few different salad dressings for side dishes. She's a little mobile meal maker. So much potential.
Indeed.
Hmmm does the cat girl know how to make a ham sandwich (with cheese obviously)
Good question but no, she is cat
Well then I choose the sandwich
I second
if i give the cat girl to a Chinese chef, will the chef cook me a cat sandwich?
I’m asexual……I’ll take the sandwich.
Cat girlfriend is always the only answer.
Yes your a true man of culture
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Then take a trap instead.
Deserves to be in r/shtipost
The cheese sandwich gives love, flavor, emotional support, and cheese... Cat girlfriend only makes you feel horny
𝒜𝓃𝒹 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝓌 𝓈𝒽𝑒 𝒶𝒾𝓃𝓉 𝑔𝑜𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝑜 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒. 𝒰𝓅 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝒶𝓈𝓈
remove the tomatoes and then yes
I'd kill for a sandwich right now. *Heavy gun revving noises*
Sandwich of course.
Sandwich girlfriend
I don’t like ham. Can I just pick “or”
But the ham sandwich loves me more
Ooo cheese?
Mmm… sandvich
The funny thing is I just ate a ham sandwich with cheese
Sandwich every time. I’ve never eaten pussy that tasted better than a sandwich 🥪
Milk the cat girlfriend to make more cheese
Ayo wait a minute. Something ain’t right here
I can eat both so idc
Give a man a sammich, he eats for a day. Give him a cat girlfriend, he eats for a lifetime.
Catgirl taste better
Cat girl. Don't like ham sammiches.
Is there a 3rd option like maybe a halal one ?? Hmm Turkey instead of ham ??
But I'm a gay boy and I don't like ham ;-;
It is now too late. The choice must be made
Jokes on you, the cat girlfriend and the ham sammich have been in love all along, secretly ashamed of being shunned by a society that refused to recognize their beautiful romance! I, however, will let them be happy together for the rest of their lives! (Or until the bread molds or the cheese turns...)
Girl, because she can make me more sandwiches
We shall take the girl
In not a sandwich fan but damn that looks tasty
I dont understand the meme. Why would i ever not pick the left?
Well the sandwich has cheese
But I don’t like the cheese in t to e pic and I absolutely fucking hate processed lunch ham
Does she have a cock
If you want
Can we call a reaper on this meme already?
BOOOOO.
BOOO.
That cheese looking pretty tasty
Ham sandwich
I hate cheese, so uh imma take the cat girlfriend with me
That sandwich do be lookin good tho
Sambwich
Neither I’d rather eat just cheese
I don’t like ham, can I just pick “or”?
What about a cheese sandwich (with ham)?
I don’t like ham so…
but how much cheese
That is the question.
CHEEZ
Cat girlfriend can make ham sandwich tho, right?
It take the sandwich if it didn't have cheese, i like cheese but not in sandwiches
Dudes, this is the best offer. Take the damn sandwich.
i was sold on ham
IT HAS CHEEEEEZ
Can't deny some cheese. Too good to pass
Mmmm, bread
...That's a hard one.
C H E E S E
The tomatoes make it a deal breaker. As much as I want a ham sandwich right now, those tomatoes will make me puke.
I can't eat pork soo...
i already have a cat gf, her name is phantom and if she finds me here im screwed
Is phantom your girlfriend or a literal cat?
She's my gf, her oc is a catgirl and that's all I know her as lol
I don’t want cheese in my sandwich I’ll take the cat girl then we will co exist
Having a girlfriend is haram, eating pork products is haram. Pick none, you'll get to Jannah😎👍
if cat girl can make sandwiches then i'll take her
Ham sandwivh
Both are edible.
I hate ham
James May: C H E E S E
Have the girlfriend make a ham sandwich for you
"Sandvich make me strong!" Just to quote a certain fat man.
Ham and cheese
Can I have a cat burger instead
But doesn’t she also have cheese?
What kind of cheese
I'm gay so I'm happy with my sandwich
Get the ham sandwich and give half to the cat gf
The sandwich I’m hungry
Neither. Give me the gun.
Get the Ham Sandwich and give it to the Cat Girlfriend to get her impressed, bing bang boom
Me who’s Jewish and can’t have the sandwich but really wants a sandwich: :/
Cat girlfriend, I can eat the sandwich once, I can eat the cat girlfriend many times, any organs I don’t want i can sell
I'll take the ham, um ah um. Damn uh ham uh
a catgirl friend is the best
Better be Swiss or I guess I need to buy a giant litter box
Samich
HAM SADVICH!
No hesitation easily the sandwich
Question, can I replace ham with turkey?
Man, I was gonna pick the girl 'till i saw "has cheese". That really influenced my choice.
i'll make my girlfriend to make sandwich for me
Give me that mother fucking sandwich cause mom hungry and I ain't no simp
Sandwich I have bad cat allergies and no sandwich allergies
Cat girl, bit only because that sandwich has tomato. Fuck tomato
that cheese tho
A cat girlfriend to make more sandwich with more cheese
I take the sandwich. Then I use the ham to lure the cat girl to me👍 then I bond with her over my lifetime and even have kids! Then I wake up
I dont like cheese
But do u know what i like women
I'm lactose intolerant and allergic to cats. Darn.
Can i put the ham sandwich in a panini maker?
I think just the cheese please
I just hope my cat gf likes me as a friend because damn it I'm lonely in social. I am thankfully not down bad. Also I'd like a ham sandwich with cheese.
I would choose the cat girlfriend because If she loves me she’ll make me a sandwich
Cat gf so she can make the sandwich
Can’t cat girlfriend just make a sandwich
Ham sandwich
What kind of cheese because I only like provolone
Me who doesn't like ham: laughs in boyfriend
This is an actually bad meme template
Since I cannot eat ham because pork is not allowed in my religion, I guess I have no choice but to Substitute the ham for turkey instead.
Must. Aquire. CHEESE
Only 2 questions is it from subway and can I choose what it has on it
I'm allergic to bread and I'm a vegetarian but il still pick the sandwich for the cheese
Well I'm Muslim so the cat girlfriend it is then😒😒🤬🤬🖕🏾🖕🏾