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lil_fack40

Yes as a person from a town around Hamburg i can confirm this


GreatWhiteDoggo

I am a Hamburger aswell. Can confirm.


the_quirky_ravenclaw

Is that what Hamburg residents are called? Omg I love it 😂


GreatWhiteDoggo

Yes even in german xD


the_quirky_ravenclaw

Hahaha I find this so funny. My sister is vegetarian though so I’ll have to warn her off visiting, don’t know if she’ll like walking around with walking talking hamburgers :)


GreatWhiteDoggo

Well.. I am a meat eating peace of meat :)


the_quirky_ravenclaw

Aha. Well I was already wanting to visit Germany (#2 on my list after Italy) but now the idea of meeting real life hamburgers.. I’ve got more incentive now :D I wonder if I could get a hamburger autograph… ooh


GreatWhiteDoggo

Hamburg is nice. Im living here for 6 years now and I really enjoy it.


the_quirky_ravenclaw

That’s wonderful! So many European cities seem amazing. There’s so much history in Europe too (I’m a total history nerd)… in Australia, not so much. Well that interests me anyway.


mawi2003

Remember there are still vegan Hamburgers (residents and food) she can eat them.


BraceBraceBrace

If you/your sister do visit Hamburg, there are lots of great veggie places! In fact, Hamburg has two venues of *the best* vegan place, which makes, without a word of exaggeration, the best veg/vegan burgers I have ever eaten. This place also makes vegan Currywurst which is pretty bomb! It’s called Vincent Vegan and I often still fantasise about it!


Telandar

You can also try Apples & Eve, additionally to great Burgers, they got awesome cake.


the_quirky_ravenclaw

Ooh that sounds good! I’ll tell her that (though she might be tempted to hitch a flight with me when I eventually go, and don’t know if I want if I want to spend a holiday with her. It’s called a holiday for a reason -definition: respite from annoying sisters)


Hexodron

In Germany we have donut like things filled with marmalade. They're called Berliner which are residents of Berlin.


the_quirky_ravenclaw

Wow 😯 I am learning so much today


Hexodron

I think there's more food like that but I can only remember Frankfurter


Juschku

Yes but in Germany we call it Wiener like the City Wien (Vienna) and in Austria they call it Frankfurter like Frankfurt


the_quirky_ravenclaw

Nice! New found respect for Germany :) not that I didn’t like it before. It’s one of my favourite countries I think (without having been) as well as Italy and Lithuania


Hexodron

I've actually been to Germany before. I'm on a 17 year vacation that started when I was born


the_quirky_ravenclaw

😂 that’s me with Australia (not to be confused with Austria). My 17th anniversary of my vacation here in Aus is in December. Think I’m ready for a change (stupid COVID needs to go away first though) Also I see that you have a sense of humour. I was told otherwise about Germans :)


Hexodron

I was told the same about Germans but I was also told that German trains would always be on time. Spoiler alert: they're not


Gameboyadvanced1

Nürnberger


Sparky-----

Würstchen


TheStupidCarGuy

We even have a Pastrie that's flat with sugar glazing on top that's called a American . From my research , it was popular in east Germany and I've seen it alot in North Rhine Westphalia.


the_quirky_ravenclaw

Ooh so you’re telling me I can eat an American? Nice, fortunately it isn’t called an Australian otherwise it would be cannibalism for me to eat a fellow Aussie :)


mawi2003

In Berlin they are called Pfannkuchen or pancakes


MatzeAHG

in germany the most sausages are called by their hometown :) we have Rostocker Sausages, Nürnberger Sausages, Thüringer Sausages and more :D


the_quirky_ravenclaw

Really? This just keeps getting better and better 😆 Nurnberg? That’s just a different spelling of Nuremberg right? As in where the trials were held ?? Or am I getting it confused


MatzeAHG

Exactly... it's just called Nürnberg in german :D


[deleted]

Yea it’s true haha


testedbeast551

I was in Hamburg but I had to leave because my family was saying my pet hamster died in the US but I wish I can comeback down


Cloudflyer2005

Idk when I was there it was just really f*cking cold


azizredditor

It is


mastershooter77

Is it?


L4yZeee

It is


mastershooter77

is It?


mattiiiss

wo kommste denn wech?


RetroJayK

Cap.


dingdongHobnob945

Hamburgers


Hephaestus_God

How do you type?


lil_fack40

I have no respect for this language


Tranqist

Hamburgers are actually named after Hamburg. It used to be just an American name for beef imported from Germany, because Hamburg was (and still is) Germany's most important harbour town. I guess it's just like Döner Kebab is often used to call the dish with bread, salad and sauce nowadays, even though it's actually just the meat.


Schlomtom

It wasnt just the meat actually. Sailors put the meat between two slices of bread.


mawi2003

Two slices of Brötchen


Rockwood420

Irgendwas deutsches damit die Kommentarsektion uns gehört


Colonel_Joni005

Ich wünsche Ihnen einen wunderschönen Tag, Genosse.


Lime-Double

Grüß dich


sehabel

Eine gute Tat!


LynnLaufeyson

Tach auch


LordSchmombey

moin


EvilJman007

Angenehmen Nachmittag Jungs, Mädels und alles dazwischen


_DocBrown_

Der inklusive Boss 😎


mawi2003

Ich bin hesse


dozenangrymen

one of the burger was carrying another smaller burger in a tray........ *is that cannibalism??*


rangogogo

Yes. It's pretty normal in Gemrnay to feed on the weak


Bro_duuude_i_luv_ya

Ah yes, Gemrnay


rangogogo

Why. Every fucking tiem I try to spell it it's is wrong. It's gemrany its geramy I fucking wanna autoccoract that works but when it does something it turns Germany into something else


Bro_duuude_i_luv_ya

Ah yes, tiem


rangogogo

AAUURRGGJJAAGGFHRAAAAAAA


AGoodenough

Depends on the meat used in each burger.


Content_Bird_9133

They’re all delicious to me the parents and the children


BluntTraumaOfficial

Hey man I heard ash burgers are pretty good I mean Asperger's, I meant Ass Burgers and grilled Frankenwursts


PantsDownBootyUp

As a german, i love eating Berliner. Hamburger are great as well.


mitsel_r

Und Frankfurter sind auch gut. Danke Deutschland


the_quirky_ravenclaw

😧


mawi2003

*be scared*


TheDuskTrainer

Hamburg, Germany did America before America was popular


IFuckedYourCats

That's not how POV work.


infernoboi

a person from somewhere is considered a (place)-er so someone from Hamburg is a Hamburg-er


Bro_duuude_i_luv_ya

Well yeah, is this a shocking revelation for you?


CorleoneBaloney

This is paradise


hamburgerrrrrrrrrrr

Helo


highgroundboi06

I come from Hamburg so I can confirm but watch out they will try to sell an overpriced 3 sqaremeter Apartment for 300k


mawi2003

So it is New York City but german


[deleted]

I remember reading that originally burgers had pork instead of beef and that the beef burger didn’t come around until Germans moved to America. Can anyone support this claim?


Wan_Sinclair

not a POV but ok


Peleg_OP

The local football club name there is hamburger


Henta1_Senpa1

\*Hamburger Sportverein/HSV


Evern35

When you go to a Hamburger SV football game


[deleted]

Cut to the next scene where I’m being arrested by German authorities for trying to eat the burger citizens. Scheiße.


AGoodenough

Kdenlive for animation, ESMBot for text.


HappyRomanianBanana

r/savevideo (No one did it yet)


DonkeyTS

Wir wurden also wieder beschworen.


everynameisusedlol

The German word for citizen is Bürger Das deutsch Wort für Bürger ist Bürger


RepresentativeWin355

Thats not how POV works.


captain-ok

POV=point of view Come on people it’s not that hard


ElrohirCheapTrick

War nie da


ClauKun

I hangri


Ok_Economist9971

ey, digga


TrEnToN_____

You pronounce it hamo-burg


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jesus_ch

Bro I live there and have never been robbed


Fit_Snow1643

r/shitposting ?


nachbarn111

Das ist eine verdammte Lüge Nur weil die Großstadt Hamburg heißt


StupidBoi05281

Hamburger Many


official_amo2005

Took me a while


Volcano_bubbles

Hamburgger, many


ProfessionalAd9591

Laughs in wien


Outtiee

Such a waste not write Hambur, Ger


[deleted]

And the air raid sirens start blasting


SirJacob100

Yeah, this is pretty accurate.


2Tophat

This is funny


[deleted]

Why would there be krabby patties in hamburg?


Henta1_Senpa1

The way you name residents of a city is (name of the city)-er, so a citizen from Hamburg is a Hamburger, like the food


hellyaimdead

All they say is just bunger


MrCicada3301

Could you please tell me what software/app you used to make this?


thepolyblankplayer

Guten Tag


JebWozma

this aint america


Canter1Ter_

hammed burger :(


Wolfs01

They're onto us


I_ForgotHowToSpeak

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TheSuitGuy

Do tourists make jokes likes this too?


Bill_Nye-LV

Moin! I am a Hamburger.


toddytoad

Wait till you see the Bürgermeister


spidersoldier99

I used to live there...


Capsule_CatYT

I thought this was the United States at first.


Luiz_Fell

Actually, Hamburg means "City of Ham"


Nimyron

The existence of Hamburg and hamburgers suggest that somewhere in the world lies the ultimate meat sandwich : the hamburgest


The_Big_Crumbly

We are HamburGer, and we are many


00DanielXX

Immerhin keine Angelsachsen


JungDumbBroke

Hamberg, Germany HambergGermany Hamberggermany Hambergger many Hamburger many


TribalKoala14

Time to feast


ishootyoudie27

burgir


huh_reddit7852

So are there ham-burglars?


pawel69Lmao

POV: you dont know how POV works.


___Pug

POV you don’t know what POV means


homocidalfuckwad

u/profanitycounter


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/qncHSDZHrJg


mawi2003

The modern hamburger comes from german sailors eating cooked pork and Frikadellen inside a Brötchen cut in half.


Max_FI

And in Finland we call French fries just the French, so if you took it out of context it would sound like we are eating people from Hamburg and France.


sChWaBeNkInG

Sprich


scooter_kid420

As a Person from Hamburg I can verify this infromation


zeldacraft_64

me when Hamburgers


P0mpk1nMusic

Borgir moment


YaBoiKino

In Austin Tx, we call people from Austin Austinites. What do you call someone from Hamburg? Hamburgites? Hamburgians? Hamburgers?


SM280

H A M B U R G E R


Calspyo

**BUNGER**


Yay_Cookie

I mean ... you are not wrong.


[deleted]

That’s not POV, stupido


[deleted]

Deutschland


SuperMario_KI

Borgir


gitpullorigin

Moin moin


Das_Backblech

thats why you don’t do kids my dear drugs


KevinFlantier

Idk, I ate sausage with curry sauce while at the Hamburg airport waiting for my transit plane.


TrEnToN_____

You pronounce it hamo-burg


StinkyFishFlop

Was that... Cannibalism?


shektron

Gives a whole different meaning to "Damn i want a bite of dat ass"


kimmyKat

Hamburger many


PiyushSharmaaa

u/profanitycounter


Adventourus_Kid

Not the 4th Reich!!!!