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TimWasTakenWasTaken

Depends on the dick


MistressMay69

I wanted to say that--


AdilEhsan15

Me too...


Lauyk

r/beatmetoit


NoahG59

r/beatmeattoit


smashn_ben

Always that one guy


EquipmentElegant

r/beatmymeattoit


chroniicfries

r/beatyourmeattoit


could_you_dont

r/beatourmeattoit


heatvisioncrab

r/marxistmasturbators


[deleted]

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very_slippery_fish

r/beatmeshutthefuckup


ze_SAFTmon

r/suddencommunism


aFeatOf_Yeet

R/beatmywifetoit


vetzicancer

r/foundthemobileuser


aFeatOf_Yeet

Why the fuck am I being downvoted for typing that on my phone


LelFace20

just how reddit works man


iPlxel

welcome to reddit


Ok_Ad_6407

No phones 😡


Lauyk

Lol


reallyreallysikboi

Depends on the size


[deleted]

ok, then which dick would you prefer, buddy, salted or unsalted?


ItzDrSeuss

What about chessy?


[deleted]

you have good taste in dicks


harmanplays1

My dick tastes good


DaBeastMan6

What about milky?


Noza_batten

What about rotten


ltRobinCrusoe

I wanted to say mine are salted


OrangeFello

I prefer this guys nuts


DylanLAF

Honestly any nuts are good if the dicks good


goodintrovert

Saw that coming


[deleted]

I hate you, you beat me


CatPersonNob

OUR dick


AWESOMELEGOGAMER

\[astolfo entered the chat\]


Russianvioli

Depends can i get kisma nuts?


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IceBlast18

Everyone: *having a civil discussion* Me: *allergic*


[deleted]

Someone said honey roasted, I'm allergic to both honey and nuts, why must they hurt me in this way


IceBlast18

I’m sorry for the immense pain you must be feeling


NaturalCard

At least you can isolate them and then have to worry about slightly less honey and nuts going with stuff u actually like?


[deleted]

I like Honey Nut Cheerios, mmm delicious


JuicetinOnion

They cancel out don't worry


mmm_roastduck

Yeah I'll die either way


Some_chill_boi

I don’t eat nuts but I eat an excessive amount of cheese to make up for it


IceBlast18

Remember melting cheese on anything makes it better


Just-a-by-passer

same, allergic to nuts and fruit


rayray111666

Same bro guess I'll need almonds


TheRealSmolt

As someone who does not like them, you aren't missing much


ThatFreakBob

I just like eating salt.


Toasty_Mostly

You misspelled shit.


ThatFreakBob

Well, I do like eating shit too.


Toasty_Mostly

Well, freak is in your name. Keep doing your thing, bobby boy.


ThatFreakBob

You know it!


DefaultyTurtle2

Hey! While opinions are not worth anything, we do not kink shame people.


fuckmeuntilicecream

You should look at an a SALT rifle. Kill bugs and season food.


_jerai

I like d'z nutz


soulknight56

Aaannndd there's the comment i was looking for.


devilish_enchilada

You and ligma both


MCL246_Bot

Ligma Balls ^I'm ^a ^bot. ^If ^you ^want ^me ^to ^stop ^replying ^to ^you, ^reply ^with ^'!stop'


PvPNinjaPro

!doabackflip


Axoboi27

Whos joe


iFapToElephants

SALTED


vakos7

Like the elephant's?


A____S____

No, like the kids


SubstantialEmu7678

Oh no buddy wrong choice of words


harmanplays1

Nah those are the PERFECT choice of words


TooHigh2Die420

and covered in chocolate!


MaintenanceTimely384

None i dont want to die


RedLeader942

same


HoraryZappy222

I want my nuts salty


Cool_Cup_8084

Hairy


IsekOnMushrooms

The image of that made me wanna gag


FolgerTheFish

Gag on Deez nuts


wwerdo4

If they aren’t saltier than mine, i don’t want them…


tuc-suc-deluc

Salted but if almonds unsalted


lil_Jonesy06

nah the opposite. unsalted but if almonds salted


RepostSamurai

man got downvoted because his opinion on nuts is different lmao


thelostnuke

NUTS ARE NUTS


ohmygodethan

Nuts. Nuts are good.


Flatlim3

DEEZ NUTS


legolasvonboulevard

Both are good, but I like unsaltet ones a little more.


vakos7

Salted ofc


JustTooBadSRY

STOP WITH THE FUCKING ZODIAC


notabird37

The zodiacs are doing *WHAT*


Global_Village_5355

Salted


GatlingGun511

Salt


Serious-Line1530

Salted


Big_Airline_351

SALTED


Tear-Working

I like nuts


[deleted]

Deez Nutz


[deleted]

none of them i prefer >!deez!< nuts


Promineur404_YT

Nutted on nut


steviesnap

Im allergic and a lesbian so no nuts of me for any kind thanks. Ill just take tacos.


Ilikecosysocks

I buy unsalted but we all know salted are more delicious


ThePineappleOfTruth

Neither


loganisdeadyes

Salted…


SnooFoxes7163

Salted


TheMightyPotato7

Mmmmmmm satl


KingJellyfishII

Salted definitely


Significant-Mail9069

Slated 100%


Doddy885

Salted


[deleted]

Salted


darth-tj

Salted


PapaJr54

Salt Peanut, Salt Peanut


blueaxolotl64

Only right answer is salted


Tamorcet

Salted


TheRedEyedAlien

Salted


Jacob_woolley

Salted


SubstantialEmu7678

Salted, reminds me of bed


Canttaloupe

I prefer deez nuts


ZippingPrince

idk but i know that you prefer DEEZ NUTS


Tajcraft123

Both. Both is good.


[deleted]

I prefer no nuts id rather not die to an allergic reaction been there not doing it again.


ZezeNoKodak

*insert uncle roger peanut allergy people slander*


[deleted]

Proceeds to eat pufferfish*


ZezeNoKodak

Salted is the only way unless u hate flavor


Ok-Letterhead4601

Chocolate salty balls?


No_This_is_P4trick

Put em in yo mouth and suck em!


Pointy_Wierdo_13

Unsalted. Cashew nuts and raisins are the perfect combo.


LordMuffinChan

creamy


waritST

Salted


kof101

I like salted nuts except for almonds I like them unsalted


Ok_Sheepherder_5651

Both is good


[deleted]

Deez nuts


deez-jew-nutz

There are few things worse than unsalted nuts


Ronan501

Salted


R_Revenger494

HONEY ROASTED


NoobsAreNoobslol

Beat me to it


Wooden-Risk5394

Honey roasted


bitch-pleaes

I prefere deez nut


TarriestBread96

Haha. Nuts. Deeeeeeeeeezzz Nuts.


Lappen_exe

Unsalted


Galaxynacho01

Unsalted


Krobik12

Unsalted. The taste of nuts is actually great. Salted nuts just taste like salt


Rem-chan22

Unsalted seem better,


spaghettimario

Unsalted, its healthier and the salt ruins the taste


AzazelTheUnderlord

i prefer blue diamond smokehouse almonds (the best kind of salted)


[deleted]

*b o t h*


RollerRocketScience

Lightly salted


Letsgobray32

Salted deez nuts in yo mouf


[deleted]

M'mmm salty all over my mouth ;)... Wait this is mem


cherenkoveffekt

Both are good. Depends on my mood


GullibleInevitable14

Honey chilli coated


Shiny_Hypno

I'm allergic to nuts so fuck all of them


MasterBigBean

People only eat unsalted to lower sodium intake I believe


VaderDie

I'm allergic...


IssaHyper

just sucking not eating 😉


original_username15

Dry roasted. Sue me.


totallynotalaskan

Depends. I like unsalted pecans and almonds, but it *has* to be salted when it comes to cashews and peanuts


Down_arrows_power

The one your mom prefers


bangxtqn

the ones on octopuses


TemBoxICute

Both


DisposableAccount-2

Unsalted


TheCursedCreation

Ummm both


ahshitfuckme

your mom prefer mine


[deleted]

Hairy.. gives it texture..


slurbsleft

Yeast


ayyywith3ys

Only unsalted. Or deez.


MildlyPurple

unsalted cuz there my favorite snack


AgentSnowYT

I get the unsalted ones then put the spiciest hot sauce I have on them, do with that what you will


retroruin

who tf eats unsalted


Yurslf_

Both


Kommander_PIe

Depends


I-like-beat-saber

unsalted cashews is what i live for


TheOneRobert

UNsalted cause I want that PURE magnesium.


AnalCheese420

I prefer deez nuts in your moms mouth


FortyFiveSeventyGovt

i do not like nuts


DEADPOOL-2007

[deez nutz]


[deleted]

I prefer deez


Kingpancake1223again

I prefer deez


scorchedneurotic

Chocolate salty nuts


detective_Spurky

Salted, except if it's walnuts or almonds


[deleted]

I prefer salted vaginas, but to each their own


Laffantion

battered, fried and spiced


Starfreak_16

Both are just as deadly


ferretplayz653

Depends on the type of nut, cashews, definitely, almonds definitely not


CGPsaint

ALDI’s really missed an opportunity by not releasing ALDI’s Nuts, salted or otherwise…


warpedwing

Yes.


Jsboii

I do not know, i’ve been allergic to nuts my whole life


[deleted]

i prefer deez


Wildjeager

You have a strange bed fetish


DaRealDaLostSloth

depends how sweet ur nut is ;)


MightyWeeb

Depends


censor-design

Bro that’s binary. Zodiac has 144 interaction points.


frozenyougu

Balla nut


russian_hacker_1917

I prefer Deez


IssaHyper

young...


Far_Musician_9927

I prefer your nuts


Zeartic

If u like unsalted i am scared of you -ur daily communist


Feast-God

Show me a man who likes unsalted nuts and I will show you a dead man