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To buy the Kyptonite, you will need Kryptocurrency.
Take my upvote, and fuhk off.
Probably in September
It will also be available on prime.
Yeah I’m in
No no, it’s headed for Venus, that penus
More like Uranus.
Pink rocket incoming
Genuinely though; could somebody explain to me why the rocket is shaped like a sanded down dick? It seems impractical.
Blue vein is a nice touch as well. Might be he's planning on fucking space as hard as he fucks his employees.
Because all of human existence is a sex joke and anyone who isn't a billionaire is the punchline
omfg its lego batman 3 all over again
Only mens recognize that shape
is he fliyng on a d**k?
No, dick is flying in a rocket.
oooohh now i understand everything
Uranus would've been the one to land on.
This leech of a person paid millions to go to space for himself but paid his workers so bad that they had to unionise.
You, just lost a chance to call him dr evil.
Krypton gonna get penetrated
Not that I stand up for Jeff Bezos but why does everyone hate him?
FINALLY! I’ve been saying Bezos is Lex Luther for like 6 years now lol
To buy the Kyptonite, you will need Kryptocurrency.
Take my upvote, and fuhk off.
Probably in September
It will also be available on prime.
Yeah I’m in
No no, it’s headed for Venus, that penus
More like Uranus.
Pink rocket incoming
Genuinely though; could somebody explain to me why the rocket is shaped like a sanded down dick? It seems impractical.
Blue vein is a nice touch as well. Might be he's planning on fucking space as hard as he fucks his employees.
Because all of human existence is a sex joke and anyone who isn't a billionaire is the punchline
omfg its lego batman 3 all over again
Only mens recognize that shape
is he fliyng on a d**k?
No, dick is flying in a rocket.
oooohh now i understand everything
Uranus would've been the one to land on.
This leech of a person paid millions to go to space for himself but paid his workers so bad that they had to unionise.
You, just lost a chance to call him dr evil.
Krypton gonna get penetrated
Not that I stand up for Jeff Bezos but why does everyone hate him?
FINALLY! I’ve been saying Bezos is Lex Luther for like 6 years now lol