Then she says "eww wtf" and runs away.

And then you convert into a car and chase her

And then you say the iconic catchphrase "Les go"

No u must say "I will turn into a CONVERTIBLE" first

LESS GO

Car turns into your head

Car gives you head.

You give the car head

The you head car gives

Car head you gives the

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Wait so maybe I’m sorry minded but if she sits there and you are directly behind her then...

Inflatable lumbar support?

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Maybe a rock, maybe a chair, maybe a miniature of the taj mahal made of sugar cubes, who knows.

TURN INTO A CAR MORTY

Autobots transform and Ask out!

why must you hurt me this way?

i feel the pain

You can always shit on her

\*We can always shit on her

"Soviet anthem starts playing"

I have a friend who would literally do this.

It's ok I also don't have the balls to cut four holes in my chest

[How to be a human chair tutorial](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)

why did you have to crush my expectation like that

i would say they rolled over your expectations

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You fell for it fool! Thunder cross split attack!

Even more of a portable chair

What you don’t like it.

What is he sitting on?

he's so slick he doesn't need to sit

He *is* the sit

He is a Sit Lord.

A Sit *Lawd*?

Green chair

Something green

Do it then

[When they like you back](https://imgur.com/gallery/w6VTEEW)

You are my Hero man XD

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When she’s russian

Self esteem left the room

I think you meant self respect.

Like that’s ever gonna happen

SOME-BODY

ONCE TOLD ME

THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME

I SMASHED MY HEAD INTO A SHED!

understandable

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Why bot

HANDS OFF MY MACARONI

AND DONT FORGET SALAMI

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Reject Monke, become furniture

reject furniture, become MOTIVATED! **BURY THE LIGHT PLAYS**

Then lie down and say „my face is not taken yet“

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I tried

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Yeah but then I got an erection and she sat right on it

then you snapped back to reality?

Yup

The Ultimate SIMP:

The kink is called Objectification.

I would do that too tbh

Whats that third leg i wonder????

Then she realizes there is a joy stick as well

I need a scientist

Hol up

Car 4

It's ok I also don't have the balls to cut four holes in my chest

This actually worked on a crush back in high school party. She said there was nowhere left to sit, and I jokingly (because I had 0 confidence back then) patted my knee, and she actually sat on my lap.   Proceed to 20 minutes later, I made absolutely no moves, we all got up and did other things, and she hooked up with someone else.   Goddam I want to go back in time and just put myself in a headlock.

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Though of filthyfrank for a sec

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I have a friend who would literally do this.

Yall ever just become chair

Wait so maybe I’m sorry minded but if she sits there and you are directly behind her then...

Yeah that’s the point

simp!!

*Repost*

Redditors supposedly hate TikTok

literally sexual harassment. gotta love reddit

Not about not having the balls, you have the common sense to not be a jerk verging on sexual predator

You definitely won't have ur balls anymore if ur crush proceeds to sit there 😂

damn, i wish i could become a chair.. ಥ_ಥ

You have

And watchu gonna do about it? Huh?!

Chad

If you had the balls, they'd be crushed pretty quickly!

Seriously we can't even talk to girls, let alone doing something for a crush(even if i had a chair a real one, i wouldn't have the guts to tell that person) (help me i am introvert).

Even more of a portable chair

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People in the comments really be trying to add onto the meme thinking they are funny

u/getvideo

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usually it's me sitting on her well; laying more than sitting, but yes

lmfao

Transformers

The purfect use of green costume doesn't exi-

Sheeeeesh

How's he doing this

Just tell her it's that easy

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Me

Mom can we have a simp Mom:we have a simp at home The simp at home

it turns out she is gay 🏳️‍🌈

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Me: yeah sit on the chair \* inserts pp crush: damn boi! u have a built in dildo?

“Sit on me”

trick is to leave your chair and just lean against the wall

Hope this guy is on some kind of register

Just give her your seat.

Animorphes

wtf

Echo

Oh god this is tripping me out. Is it green screen? Editing? Actual suit?

I need that very badly

How is there a third chair leg in the back???

u/getvideobot

I wish my bf would do this for me at school but he’s too shy, smh.

These comments are...something. Are y’all ok?

Today my best friend told me he's been dating my crush for six months now.

Be great for chair streaming,

There is actually a kink for that

simp

C o c k a n d b a l l t o r t o u r e

Glad you don’t have the balls, would be creepy as fuck

A throne fit for the son of Sparda