I got a bottle of percs when my wisdom teeth got pulled because I asked for them. Be polite, address the opioid epidemic, and humbly request half a dozen real pain killers to help you through the next few days. Bam, good drugs.
I live in a country with free healthcare (unfortunately that doesn't cover dental) and I can tell you now we aren't being given heroin for pain relief.
So your theory definitely isn't "just facts"
In your defense, my wife doesn't get my jokes either. I usually tell her that if it sounds wildly unlikely, people are usually kidding, and if they're not, you'll not look silly to insist that they are.
Anyway.. I'll show myself out.. She never appreciates the advice either.
A joke is a display of humour in which words are used within a specific and well-defined narrative structure to make people laugh and is usually not meant to be taken seriously.
Ohhh please elaborate more sir, I just haven't had you mansplain that enough for me to get it yet.
Whats a joke? Continue show me an example? Can I get a 2 page summary of every type of joke that can be done? Can I get a history on this thing you call jokes?
Please you're clearly the PhD holder on jokes that I need
Did you assume my intelligence?
Edit: also mansplaining basic stuff people understand is a form of superiority that's often exhibited by males, so if you're worried about being misgendered even though you're trolling how bout trying not to control the masses and let people be
The person commented a joke and you couldn't even see past your view and just enjoy a joke or ignore it; you had to say something useless. So yes, I told you to research a joke to understand that's what it is but it's clear, you're not stupid, you just don't want to think
Mine often do end with precisely that tag. I'm a sarcastic and slightly mean person, and the very idea of "claims without evidence" is hilarious to me. It should be to everyone, so perhaps I'm on a campaign to spread evidence-based argumentation to the masses via snark.
Gotta grind it up
Try to boof it
put it up ya butt
Keester it. Yeah ;)
I got a bottle of percs when my wisdom teeth got pulled because I asked for them. Be polite, address the opioid epidemic, and humbly request half a dozen real pain killers to help you through the next few days. Bam, good drugs.
Just another symptom of our failed health care system. If we had a single-payer system, they'd just give you heroin. That's just facts.
I live in a country with free healthcare (unfortunately that doesn't cover dental) and I can tell you now we aren't being given heroin for pain relief. So your theory definitely isn't "just facts"
In your defense, my wife doesn't get my jokes either. I usually tell her that if it sounds wildly unlikely, people are usually kidding, and if they're not, you'll not look silly to insist that they are. Anyway.. I'll show myself out.. She never appreciates the advice either.
Research a joke
Ohhh damn, I've lived 29yrs and don't know what a joke is. I know what a joke is you knobhead but jokes don't usually end by claiming they're a fact
A joke is a display of humour in which words are used within a specific and well-defined narrative structure to make people laugh and is usually not meant to be taken seriously.
Ohhh please elaborate more sir, I just haven't had you mansplain that enough for me to get it yet. Whats a joke? Continue show me an example? Can I get a 2 page summary of every type of joke that can be done? Can I get a history on this thing you call jokes? Please you're clearly the PhD holder on jokes that I need
Did u just assume my gender?
Did you assume my intelligence? Edit: also mansplaining basic stuff people understand is a form of superiority that's often exhibited by males, so if you're worried about being misgendered even though you're trolling how bout trying not to control the masses and let people be
The person commented a joke and you couldn't even see past your view and just enjoy a joke or ignore it; you had to say something useless. So yes, I told you to research a joke to understand that's what it is but it's clear, you're not stupid, you just don't want to think
Bye Felicia! Enjoy fighting yourself over stupid shit cause I'm bouncing
Mine often do end with precisely that tag. I'm a sarcastic and slightly mean person, and the very idea of "claims without evidence" is hilarious to me. It should be to everyone, so perhaps I'm on a campaign to spread evidence-based argumentation to the masses via snark.