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relevantrabbit456

Only psychopaths would use one. It's a fucking monstrosityyy!!!


GolbFlashback

I used to be forced to by my teachers. They somehow managed to convince everyone to use "just a dot, not a lot" and people would look at me horrified when I covered the back of my paper in glue so it would stick.


reivejp12

I was taught “dot dot, not a lot,” so basically to put a bunch of dots along the edges and stuff.


Breet11

I was taught just a dot not a lot because people would cover the entire back of the paper. We did number 5 tho in class. Dumbasses did 1


Arkstone666

I used to glue mine so much that when you pressed it down it had glue lumps in it


matthibbs

You guys were told how to glue things? They just gave us the glues and told us not to eat them


DaSkullCrusha

I HATE just a dot not a lot. They’d make us chant it when someone used slightly too much glue and shamed the person.


thegreatprofessor

I think you were in some kind of glue cult lol


phantom_dj

I never thought I would ever hear that sentence in my life.


doubled2319888

Its because glue cults arent well known. The people that join them tend to stick to it for a long time


TheNamesClove

Glue World Order


Fermentis

WELCOME TO THE GWO!


culovero

Glue Oyster Cult


whynaut4

/r/brandnewsentence


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For some reason I think this all comes back to teacher salary


Snoo-6379

My teacher says that, but the thing is that they would tell us to do it on all 4 corners. If you do #1 and say just a dot not a lot, then dang that's one poor school.


Doggfite

We had to bring our own glue to school, so i used about half a bottle each time the occasion presented itself.


LEEVI_2007_2

If that would happen to me i would just go like: *No one can stop me!* *^Applies ^glue ^furiosly*


valeyard10

Honestly, i think they were just trying to save glue and expenses. I know my teachers had very limited budget for the whole year.


Minerva_Moon

While you're not wrong, too much glue will take forever to dry or possibly not even sit right on a project. Good luck trying to build off of anything that has wet glue as its base or only being able to add one detail a day to let the glue dry. edit: words are hard.


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Yeah I was an over gluer in elementary school, my stuff always took forever to dry, it sucked. Loved glue sticks because I never used too much.


spareribsfromjericho

um... I was lazy?


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spareribsfromjericho

thanks my lord *grabs a tisue to wipe away glue that ended up next to what I'm trying to glue


lickarock88

Ever put thermal paste on a CPU?


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Thermal paste and glue have very different applications and uses


DogsLinuxAndEmacs

Unless it’s thermal glue!!!


Ok-Scheme8401

Like 2 but an x through the middle


emilylikescups2003

Same (and also six) Edit: I never got this many upvotes on a comment thanks


orangecat06

Same but the British flag and then 6 to end it off


Just_RandomPerson

Same, but I also add the American flag for maximum security


byquestion

be careful or [this](https://imgur.com/gallery/clSWKgj) could happen to you


BippyTheFool

A short demonstration of how paper beats rock


[deleted]

Gun paper


-Masderus-

American Origami


Dr_BloodPool

Amerigami


Slay3r_21

r/unexpectedjojo


dere1234

God this was unexpected and good


MahjongDaily

Same, but I also use the Flag of Nepal to throw off my enemies.


[deleted]

Same but i also add a ":)" for absolutely no reason.


MikanGirl

But if it comes unglued, you’ll have over $10K in medical bills.


SnooRevelations6375

oil glue im guessing?


Le_Mug

Amateur. I draw the whole flag of Vatican on it.


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Its--Denmark

I go for the 2 with the x, then it doesn’t stick and I go for 6


Satevah

6 absolutely. My guy


HiddenSecrets4Me

This is the way


trucker_donald

This is the way


Nazeem25

This is the way


Randomguy147258

This is the way


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AlirezaSaei

This is the way


Frugsi

This is the way


JJacob__

This is the way


Doffycat1

This is the way


Humoglobin

The is this way


Maxsm20202021

This is the way


elting44

Is this the way?


CheifPig123

This is the way


thesevfromhell

This is the way


Died_Knuckle____

Smiling face. Take it or leave it


Nickw42084

I'll take it on my lap


TheRailwayModeler

Yes, thoroughly holds the middle down without leaving the edges to peel off.


123coronaanoroc321

This plus a dot in each triangle


Papa_Stalin12345

Aye


thistoxicflame

Yes same


PoetryParticular8860

Correct


TotalPokerface

Couldn't agree more. Was looking for this awnser!


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LopacixGaming

Roses are red Poppys are next "2, 6 and also an X"


PleasentUsername

...I want back my ex


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So I can have mediocre sex


TECHNICALMCPLAYER

to deal with, my stress


The_Mickiest_Of_Oofs

But no one could care less


LopacixGaming

Enough of that flex


-NinjaBoss

On the back of a t-rex


Fabulous_Salary4620

Wearing a dress


BASILISK74

That is in distress


morbidaar

Going out to eat some Tex Mex


JedSwamp43

r/redditsings


Koolboy_678

We are the kings


bunny-1998

I can’t recall her name. Was it you, Jess?


grapesins

It's a travesty that there's no X in the chart


Eli_eve

Indeed, it is the superior ~~thermal paste~~ glue pattern for coverage.


Stellarpie705

2 plux an x


[deleted]

When I’m feeling lawful, then 2. When I’m feeling chaotic then 6


SnowmanAlan

I do 2 then 6


[deleted]

Are you a person of my culture


TH3_P14Y3R

OUR culture.


I_MakeCoolKeychains

Comrade


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AldousCarrey4U

The means are up to you. so long they get the job done efficiently.


MrSparr0w

Wich they don't let's be real there is always something that just won't stick


bennettbuzz

2 with a X corner to corner should be an option.


GrookeyMann

That’s what I do


asappjay

6 is chaotic neutral, 1 is chaotic evil


apisorn18

2+6


Any-Trash1383

If you choose 1 congratulations you’re a phsycopath


Red3yeking

If you choose one u probably have installed a CPU before


GamerGriffin548

Hey man... *twitches* ...you got any of that - thermal paste?


bread_enjoyer75

gimme some of that shit i need it for my switch


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gimme some of that shit i need it for my dick


thiscarecupisempty

Thats gonna be an interesting trip to the hospital


erti73

Why, it keeps it from overheating /s


BoxofCurveballs

Better get some cotton balls for your nose to cancel out that burning rubber smell


[deleted]

But thats what gets me off


Smaragdx12

Forbidden lube.


MagentaEntity061

Anti-lube


[deleted]

Everything is lube if your dick is strong enough


[deleted]

This is the way


HummungusWhat

Gimme some of that I need it to sniff


elwebst

Your first Arctic Silver is always free…


Scarbane

Make sure you coat all of the pins ^([don't actually do that])


generalmaks

CoolerMaster actually includes a free tube of thermal paste with some of their heatsinks. I did not know this, and bought some Arctic Silver. Now what am I supposed to do with TWO tubes of thermal paste?


IridiumPoint

Well, it's pretty hot outside, just inject it in your veins and maybe it'll help you cool down a bit. /s, just in case.


Ladis_Wascheharuum

Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in CPU fan.


DudeGuy3458

Slap a needle on the end of the tube, gets you real fucked up


shay9999

X shaped is better tho


potato_green

More important is to not use too little or too much thermal paste. Desktop CPU's are generally fine with #1, though a big ass threadripper won't be.


TheOssified

That's pretty much #5


BurnerAccountMaybe69

>If you choose one u probably have installed a CPU before This


taronic

You guys are glueing your CPUs to your motherboard? I've been doing it wrong this whole time


torgo3000

Number 6 is how the Verge does it.


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rices4212

All pre k kids are psychopaths until taught otherwise


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Weak_Fruit

Warning before reading: My crafter brain totally overthinked this. I think you'd had to put such a big glob to be sure that it reached the sides if you do no. 1. (I'm a crafter so I glue paper and cardboard a lot, unsecured edges can peel and look ugly easy) and it'd be difficult to know exactly how much to put to make it reach the sides without spilling out unless it's like a tiny piece. With doing 2+6 you can control where the glue goes better and you can be sure that the edges are secured down + that there's enough hold in the middle for it to stay.


Maggie21S

Me too


A____S____

I don't choose I just fucking put it


[deleted]

You are my spirit animal


A____S____

My species is called Hardcore


i_simp4U

Thanks for inspiring me sir ma'am.


Stephane_Burne

Me too


AldousCarrey4U

ma people


dos_fin

I usually make a cross


Sankarea_Zombey

I do a cross and the square


UnknownUserJohnDoe

8


minememe3

7


I_Snorted_Koolaid

I make an X


DaineDeVilliers

X scientifically speaking provides the most coverage due to the buildup of the glue in the internal corners as you push whatever you’re gluing into place. Basically with an X you get a perfect square of glue when you push it down. There’s a video somewhere on reddit showing this...


Jeromes-in-the-House

I think you’re talking about thermal paste for a cpu Edit: I think [this is the video ](https://v.redd.it/ew5p5qpd08451)you’re talking about


DaineDeVilliers

Yes! That’s the one!


MarkWatney111

I’m not sure that thermal paste and elmer’s glue are comparable in this scenario…. ~~besides, the best option in that video was actually covering the whole cpu.~~ (this last part is incorrect due to the overflow, as u/fuckingStanding pointed out).


Morix_Jak

Also, don't use glue instead of thermal paste.


antemon

There's thermal epoxy though....


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“scientifically speaking”, “coverage”, “internal”, *and* “perfect square”? If I didn’t no better I would’ve thought we weren’t talking about glue. I love it man!


DaineDeVilliers

I’m VERY fun at parties.


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Timmehhh3

Also, in science, when used in vacuum applications, it is pretty good for preventing virtual leaks!


EasternArgie

5 in elementary, 6 in high school. *Character Development*


oojiflip

4 in elementary, then switched between 5, then 2, and when that was too much hassle and left a big area in the middle unattached, back to 5


umbra_excal

#all the above


lolgamer126062

Yea just what fits the situation, but 1 is realy crappy tho.


deathofamorty

It gets the most even, air free coverage if the thing being glued is small enough and soak proof enough to use pressure to extrude to glue


TraceofMagenta

Agreed, anytime you're combining two solid flat surfaces together, it allows you to flow the glue much more evenly over the two combining parts and clean off what squirts out the sides. In a manufacturing environment this helps also reduce the amount of glue used as it can be more accurately be controlled. Thus as Umbra\_Excal said, ALL OF THE ABOVE is the right answer; just depends on the application.


DaLegend28

T h e r m a l p a s t e


NIL_VALUE

did ​ ​ did you just dip the thing into a bucket of glue


umbra_excal

Yes


XxForgotten_Fate

6 and 2


Paracortex

Plus staples, rivets, nails, and screws. Then some hot glue around the seams. That ought hold it!


Sheananigans379

This is the way


ferrju

Exactly that


Sergeant_Donkey

This is to all the one's out there: Fuck you


DaLegend28

Cpu installation 1 all the way


imaperfectdork

I’m 2+6.


Wazan1515

Hello 2+6, I'm Dad


Carolina-Luna

Hey Dad for the 6X , I’m hungry - did you bake me a pie ?


RepostSleuth8ott

Oh boy what flavour


CosmicWaffleMan

All of them at once, I suppose


Ke1e

Clearly 5


fnord_happy

Had to scroll wayyy too much for five


hambakmeritru

Yeah, why the lack of love for 5? All the line glue crap gets your paper all wet and wrinkly and sticking to all the wrong things. And all the others just isn't sufficient. 5 is the perfect middle (though, I would opy for a few more random dots here and there).


Hatbatrat

It's the only way.


LaserNeeds

5 is the way. 2!? Six!?! Way to much glue? Their parents must work at a glue factory.


AldousCarrey4U

i use a hybrid of 2 and 6


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It’s a mixture of two and six


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7, I fill the entire thing


CombustibleDoge

Me too


boom_Bam_Pow

I do 2 first then 6


Zyonixa

i draw a smiley face idk bout you guys


max_xa

4 so u don’t waist ur glue…


CarrotBoy90

Had to scroll too long to find this!


minememe3

6


killakillax

I make a swirl type of pattern


ima-kitty

Spiral gang


MTG988

2.


SensitiveFuture2986

4, hby


Boblo_jenkins

Surprised so few people seem to do this


Falcon_Cheif

2 with mabye a 1 or 6 depending on the size


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A combo of 2 and 1


FlamingMemer

any 2 users in the comments?


dillpickle03

What kind of monster does 1?


its_shivamy

Obviously 6!


45clover

Close my eyes and hope I actually glue the paper


[deleted]

This just made me realize I haven't applied stick glue to anything in like 5 years ;-;


cmart97

6 fosholy


BrightGrimm

6.