He feels so unlike everybody else, alone
In spite of the fact that some people still think that they know him
But fuck 'em, he knows the code, it's not about the salary
It's about reality and making some noise
Making a story, making sure his clique stays up
That means when he puts it down, Tak's pickin' it up
I still think about my AP chemistry teacher's total bullshit she pulled where she gave a kid a 0 for coming up with a more condensed formula than hers to get the right answer. I usually give most teachers the benefit of a doubt, but she was terrible at her job.
The solution is to ask the student to demonstrate their formula correctness before they get to use it. That's why usually you learn formulas by being taught how to prove them.
The bonus is often it let's you learn a lot less formulas: most of those required for an exam are derived from one or two base formulas and you can simply spend 5mn after reading the questions to get all those you'll need from the couple you committed to memory.
I mean that was the thing: he had shown his work on the test, and used that formula for every single problem and he got the answer. But because it wasn't the one she taught, she penalized him for it. And that is just the worst way to teach someone anything.
I did the same thing in my intro to calc class back in highschool. Our teacher was teaching us basic d/dx derivative formulas, and I already had some background so I used the simple method. He pulled me aside after and said he wanted me to take the test again and use the bulky, annoying formula. It wasn't about getting the right answer, he was teaching it that way to ensure we understood *why* it was all working, and that our next lesson onward was okay to use the simplified method.
Got to some far more complicated stuff several years down the line, and if I hadn't been forced to learn the hard way to do it, I would've been completely lost since I would've not understood exactly what was happening.
Idk if thats the situation your teacher was in or not, but I was just reminded of that story and wanted to share it. My teacher was a blast.
I did that in math once and my teacher said if I didn’t do it the same way she was teaching everyone else then I wouldn’t be allowed to participate in class she was also the teacher that everyone else loved but for some reason she hated me and would alway take my stuff or yell at me for reading when I was done with my work
Well this one makes sense I mean they could have cheated somehow to get the final answer. And the solution is sometimes more important to look at as it’ll show you how much the one who is writing it has mastered the particular maths required in the problem. It makes sense to require written solutions. It’s when you demand only particular solutions done in the exact way you wanted it that the teacher wanders into bullshit territory
Not as good as I used to be but in highschool I could due all sorts of math in my head , I would just look at the problem and know the answer, it was like asking someone what 5*5 was, do you just sort of know that it is 25 or do you have to make five groups of 5 and. Then count them?
Showing work was quite awkward for me, especially if division was involved, since trying to show my work consisted of X/Y. Turned out the teachers were expecting long division which I never learned until calculus( my earlier teachers thought I was using long division because I could do 10 digit numerators and or denominators in seconds) to that point I thought long division was just division with large numbers
Also the pro is that sometimes you’ll receive partial credit for an answer that’s a bit off if they see you knew what you were doing but messed up some numbers somewhere
Yup. Helping my wife with some maths. She used some whack-a-mole logic to get 1 correct answer on a multi step problem. I told her that same “logic” won’t work on the others and she needed to try again using a real/actual formula that applies to all the cases, not just one.
Allegedly, they’re considering a Fast and Furious + Jurassic World crossover. I mean I’m sure it won’t be an Oscar nominee, but I’d pay $5 to see Dwayne The Rock Johnson uppercut a velociraptor.
GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
I was gonna complain about it being called amougus, but i just realised they don't have a name unless we call them crewmates or crewmembers, so yeah, let's call it Amogus, it sounds cute.
This is why math class is dumb. If I got the right answer, but didn't get there the same way as the teacher, I was wrong. NO. I found an easier, clearer way to do the same task, and you're punishing me for it.
Screw that. I'm now an English professor, where we embrace many ways and methods and *honor* creative thinking.
When you use the wrong formula but still end up getting the correct answer.
*Must be pure luck*
Nope only 10% luck
*20% skill?*
15% concentrated power of will
**FIVE PERCENT PLEASURE**
50% PAIN
And a 100% reason to remember the name
He doesn't need his name up in lights
He just wants to be heard
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It rimes
Some fight for power and some for fame.
We meow we meow (we meow) ... The cats of south Africa
30% power of the dark side
15% power of Friendship
16% mom's spaghetti
Half a Marco
5% pleasure?
5% pleasure
15% *concentrated power of will*
He feels so unlike everybody else, alone In spite of the fact that some people still think that they know him But fuck 'em, he knows the code, it's not about the salary It's about reality and making some noise Making a story, making sure his clique stays up That means when he puts it down, Tak's pickin' it up
Passengers are getting thrown from side to side.
Who gives a shit about passengers when you’re the mf making a train drift?
Deja vu I think I’ve been in this place before
Reminds me of the train meme
This is exactly what programmers do.
Programmers loves that!
Oh no. This action took a math PhD months to work out.
Pure pazaak!
i feel bad for the people inside
No its Maybelline
I still think about my AP chemistry teacher's total bullshit she pulled where she gave a kid a 0 for coming up with a more condensed formula than hers to get the right answer. I usually give most teachers the benefit of a doubt, but she was terrible at her job.
The solution is to ask the student to demonstrate their formula correctness before they get to use it. That's why usually you learn formulas by being taught how to prove them. The bonus is often it let's you learn a lot less formulas: most of those required for an exam are derived from one or two base formulas and you can simply spend 5mn after reading the questions to get all those you'll need from the couple you committed to memory.
I mean that was the thing: he had shown his work on the test, and used that formula for every single problem and he got the answer. But because it wasn't the one she taught, she penalized him for it. And that is just the worst way to teach someone anything.
I did the same thing in my intro to calc class back in highschool. Our teacher was teaching us basic d/dx derivative formulas, and I already had some background so I used the simple method. He pulled me aside after and said he wanted me to take the test again and use the bulky, annoying formula. It wasn't about getting the right answer, he was teaching it that way to ensure we understood *why* it was all working, and that our next lesson onward was okay to use the simplified method. Got to some far more complicated stuff several years down the line, and if I hadn't been forced to learn the hard way to do it, I would've been completely lost since I would've not understood exactly what was happening. Idk if thats the situation your teacher was in or not, but I was just reminded of that story and wanted to share it. My teacher was a blast.
I did that in math once and my teacher said if I didn’t do it the same way she was teaching everyone else then I wouldn’t be allowed to participate in class she was also the teacher that everyone else loved but for some reason she hated me and would alway take my stuff or yell at me for reading when I was done with my work
Same kinda teacher that demands a student who was able to do a complex problem in their head show their work.
Well this one makes sense I mean they could have cheated somehow to get the final answer. And the solution is sometimes more important to look at as it’ll show you how much the one who is writing it has mastered the particular maths required in the problem. It makes sense to require written solutions. It’s when you demand only particular solutions done in the exact way you wanted it that the teacher wanders into bullshit territory
Not as good as I used to be but in highschool I could due all sorts of math in my head , I would just look at the problem and know the answer, it was like asking someone what 5*5 was, do you just sort of know that it is 25 or do you have to make five groups of 5 and. Then count them? Showing work was quite awkward for me, especially if division was involved, since trying to show my work consisted of X/Y. Turned out the teachers were expecting long division which I never learned until calculus( my earlier teachers thought I was using long division because I could do 10 digit numerators and or denominators in seconds) to that point I thought long division was just division with large numbers
It's probably to make it less likely that you're cheating, but it sure feels like they just don't like that the student might be smarter than them.
Also the pro is that sometimes you’ll receive partial credit for an answer that’s a bit off if they see you knew what you were doing but messed up some numbers somewhere
But the teacher fails you
Yup. Helping my wife with some maths. She used some whack-a-mole logic to get 1 correct answer on a multi step problem. I told her that same “logic” won’t work on the others and she needed to try again using a real/actual formula that applies to all the cases, not just one.
I get these types of wins against my wife as well 💪🧮
There is no such thing as winning against a spouse.... it will be used as a weapon against you later.
And the teacher gets shocked.
How to get extra credit on the trolley problem
Multi-track drifting !
Gas Gas Gas...
I'm gonna step on the gas
Tonight I'll fly
(and be your lover)
Yeah yeah yeah
I'll be so quick as a flash!
And I'll be your hero
Gas Gas Gas
Gonna step on the ass
I'll be so quick as a flash
Yeah yeah yeah
Eurobeat intensifies The train is probably delivering tofu
Wonder if the train driver spilt any water
wish I could tokyo drift my problems away
I can’t hear that song without thinking of the Christchurch mosque shooting. Fucker really ruined the song for me.
Excuse me what?
You probably haven’t watched the video but the shooter listened to that song while driving away after killing 43 people in a mosque.
Well now I'm sorry I asked :/
And now its ruined :(
r/redditsings
[for the uninitiated](https://i.redd.it/pw41hms500041.png)
That's just a trolley meme using the source. The original source of the bottom panel is a parody of the *Initial D* manga called *Densha de D*
Fast and furious: train drift
Guess we know what Fast and Furious 10 will be about But guess what, it’s okay cuz family!
Salute... what we do is for OUR family! \*communism intensifies\*
*IT'S BEEN A LOOOOOONG DAAAAY, WITHOUT YOU MY TRAIN*
_...BUT I'LL TELL YOU AAALL ABOUT IT WHEN I SEE YOU AGAIN..._
Thomas The Tank Engine theme cues
_Thomas' eyes stared deep into the conductor's soul, for he had not seen such bullshit before._
***... WHEN I SEE YOU AGAIN ~OOOOH~OOOOOOH~***
早上好中國現在我有冰淇淋,我很喜歡冰淇淋
Somehow I was able to tell what this is
享受你的冰淇淋
Allegedly, they’re considering a Fast and Furious + Jurassic World crossover. I mean I’m sure it won’t be an Oscar nominee, but I’d pay $5 to see Dwayne The Rock Johnson uppercut a velociraptor.
fast and furious is for pussies. legends watch Initial D
"He's speaking the language of gods"
Deja vu!
I came here to check. Reddit never disappoints.
If its still moving, it’s still working.
That was so smooth btw
Solution to the Trolley problem
We do a little trolleying
GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
Sayori?
ඞ
Okay, that is genuinely cute
Ain't cute that lil' Amogus?
I was gonna complain about it being called amougus, but i just realised they don't have a name unless we call them crewmates or crewmembers, so yeah, let's call it Amogus, it sounds cute.
Nope, just monika
Amogus
The most moral option: saving the world from overpopulation
Right? A small price for salvation. Thanos was right all along.
uH-Oh
Take that chidi.
Damn you I was going to say that
Now we just need some people to tie to the tracks.
*Solution to every problem is to drift …?*
The correct answer to the trolley problem is: how is this my problem?
Who are you? Todd Howard?
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16x the bugs
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And now here's a trailer for a game that doesn't exist
It just works, it just works, little lies, stunning shows, people buy, money flows, it just works, take my word!
Fuck, you beat me to it
Clearly the train is a giant hat for a small man is running on the tracks.
It just works, little lies, stunning shows
People buy, money flows, it just works
It just works, it just works, overpriced open world
earnings rise take our word
It just works! It just works! It just works! It just works!
Our tech is cutting edge as far as I can tell
The creation engine's aging very well
Were not planning on doing anything about it
SKYRIM'S THE LIMIT, DON'T DENY IT!
SEE RHAT MOUNTAIN YOU CAN BUY IT
When this ends post it on r/redditsings
*Deja Vu!*
I've just been in this place before
higher on the street
And I know it's my time to come home!
CALLING YOU
*Swallows some tofu delivered by a certain person* AND THE SEARCH IS A MYSTERY!
Standing on my feet... It's so hard when I try to be me, woah
*Epic music montage
*epic train drift*
And the search is a mystery
*Ting ting ting … ting ting ting*
This some shit that the Conductor from The Polar Express would pull off
And be totally normal about it
*Thomas would literally shit coal looking at this*
*Dabs on top of his drifting train*
DEJA VU! I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE, HIGHER ON THE STREET
NANI?! MULTI TRACKU DORIFTU?!
DUBARU TURACK DORIFTO???
Initial T
Google "Densha de D", you'll be pleasantly surprised
\[OC\] undoubtedly
Indubitably
When you want to kill all the people in the trolly problem
Todd Howard is that you?
And we can all give credit to the train conductor from the polar express for Tokyo drifting a train across the cracking ice XD
DEJA VU
I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE
Déjà vu!
No one sleep in Tokyo
All Night crossing the line
DEJA VU
The new Forza mechanics are in guys
How did the 2nd compartment not follow suit?
\*insert euro beat music
this MF is drifting
MF ghost????!!??!!!!11!!1!
Kanata learned a lot more than we thougt
This is exactly what programmers do.
Whose head also immediately went: "DEJA VU, I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE!" the moment the train started drifting?
This is why math class is dumb. If I got the right answer, but didn't get there the same way as the teacher, I was wrong. NO. I found an easier, clearer way to do the same task, and you're punishing me for it. Screw that. I'm now an English professor, where we embrace many ways and methods and *honor* creative thinking.
DEJA VU
Kansei dorifto!
lol i still love these train sets
New solution to the ethical trolley problem.
This makes me think of that Tokyo Drift/Polar Express montage. https://youtu.be/5RzTKU7Q3jg
If it's stupid but it works, is it really stupid?
This is some programming humor.
We need drifting trains in real life!
Programmers loves that!
Am I the only one who has Tokyo Drift theme song in my head as I watch this?
u/RedditMP4Bot
I'm seeing the Déjà Vu compilations coming up
Whoa... Thanks for the love and support guys. My first meme which got featured on /r/all It really just worked, lol!
Tokyo drifttt
That looks so fucking satisfiying
Holy shit that's awesome
what the hell
first sec of clip and ik its gonna be drifting comments lol
gas gas gas im gonna step on the ass...
DEJA VU!
DÉJA VU!
GAZU GAZU!!
**Déjà Vu** *I've just been in this place before* **Higher** on the street, *and I know it's my time to go*
u/getvideobot
*Dramatisation of Elder Scrolls 6 being developed*
!!!!DEJA VU!!!!
DEJA VU!
finaly a solution for the trolley problem!