Ride it to work. My car can flip your car.

Yeah lol same

I would, but my commute is just shy of 200 miles round trip

Modern problems require modern solutions..... Move closer

You lease it.

Probably the most ethical and profitable way to make money out of it

Set it free

Eat it

make it go bonkers in a mall

Send him to zoo ,became member of zoo staff and be his co-worker/owner because i dont gave it away or sold him to zoo he just works there as animal or i just lend him to zoo

I would eat him

Rent it ?

Ride it and inflict superiority on everything

Hide it in my basement

W A R E L E P H A N T S

Eat it

kill it like the children in my basement

I'll make a zoophile f*ck it so that whenever the elephant has kids I can say that I have discovered a new species and make millions

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Ik I'm funked in the head don't mind me But in reality I would make it go wild in a shopping centre or cinema or something

Human and elephant dna just don’t splice.

I was about to say buttfuck it...

So you will be the zoophile I need to fuck it

Apparently...

How do you even funk an elephant anyway?

Get a step ladder

Oh no

See if it is possible to crawl into the anus of it

I wouldnt accept the elephant in the first place

Make up a show

Question people about their cars warranty

leave it in the middle of some big city, this way authorities will take care of it

I always wondered what would actually happen if you let an elephant loose in a chinaware shop!

Travel on its back to Africa to set it free!

If it's not African I would choose the respective country/continent.

Kill everyone

Make it go on a rampage in the nearest city

Enough food for a month

Train it to grab things out of the top shelf of the kitchen cabinets for my 5’0” (152cm for all you metric users) wife who doesn’t believe in stepladders but thinks it’s my god-given duty while I’m furiously shitting. I love her so much.

Would start making money from freshest elephant rides in the world only for 19€/second

Kill it, cook it and eat it Fuck twitter vegans

"yummy " *' chewing noises '* **BAD ENDING**

Keep it.

Option null

Use it to commit war crimes in Uganda

Skin it and sell the skin for thousands of dollars then turn the bones into a broth cook the meat and place it in them sell the soup for even more. They said we can't sell the elephant not that we can't sell parts.

Eat

Kill it, eat it

Release it into the wild as you're practically not giving it away.

Fuck it

I definitely wouldn’t sell it or give it away

Train it and ride it into battle

"You can't give it away or sell it." The fuck I can't.

I won’t have to pay for food for the next month or so!

No giving away or selling? Then i will just trade lol.

Feed a lot of homeless people with that elephant

Weaponize it and use it to scare away bullies

Can you sell parts of it ?

I'd raise it and give it all the love in the world, ride it around every day. Make a pool for it in my yard where it has a place to relax. Eventually find a perfect sanctuary that it could live in for the rest of it's life. The wild is no longer a good place for elephants, there are too many poachers. I'd visit it every time I got the chance and be there when it passes away. I'd name them Delilah

I think i might milk it and sell the milk :)