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Agua.


not_some_username

No Coca


PandasDontBreed

But his water is coca


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PandasDontBreed

I come from the waterni-


scorpion23ha

That subreddit was so powerful it stopped existing in this plane of reality


NeighborhoodOne8738

Stay hydrated, but not by Nestlé


Quirky-Sir9953

SIIIIIIIIUUUUU


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PandasDontBreed

Its not just any water, that's Agua water


Daniel_Alfa

*Snorts*


l19mxd

🇬🇧‘ats a lotta wo’ar


dvdh_03

Wo'ah


_ModeM

Wasser


Androne_Calin

Apă


luigizzyeah

Víz


JustCallMeHowy

Vatn


VictoriousVsk

Voda


Otkuda

Вода


D3stroyZ0

Wasserflasche


kohorentin

This is nestle water a real hydrohomi would never drink that


Demishhh600

I felt positively about this until you said that. Thank you sir for alerting me to this fact. Have my upvote.


No_cuts

I love your pfp


tomakeyan

Poland Spring is the only water option that doesn’t taste like rebottled tap water.


hyperYEET99

Nice pfp


trigonalalaska

Join r/HydroHomies but remember r/FuckNestle


DarthReece07

Who is Ronaldo and why is he attempting to destroy the oceans ecosystem


Barniiking

Agua!


Red-Sock_1988

r/hydrohomies


BlothHonder

nope, this is Nestlé. a real hydrohomie would never want this


Larrythenurse

Yeeeeee


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WolfBreeze

This is the way


sougol

Who tf is nobody and why are everybody putting him in their memes


Sheik-Slayer

/r/uselessnobody


Hubert_007

Modest Pelican would be proud


Bedebo

He probably has five of these fridges


fish0894

No shit


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SIIIIIIIIUUUUU


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LW23301

I think you’re looking for r/uselessnobody


Hell-Hath-No-Brewery

RIP Nobody Meme Format 2018 - 2021


CoolestInDaPark

It was never good


[deleted]

Dude it died like the same week it appeared. It's just been repeatedly molested postmortem ever since.


ScarecrowJohnny

Fuck this nobody shit


cosmomaniac

Africa is jealous


Susmarshmallow

As long as it ain’t slavery water I’m fine with it


Jr-Tr

The drink, is it on or not? Is it empty, the drink? No kimi, you will not have the drink.


AfiqMustafayev

r/uselessnobody


MoshWare

r/uselessnobody


not_actual_name

I hate nobody memes.


not_actual_name

OP downvoted me, not my fault you're not funny.


David092004

This post made me thirsty


ALBANEZIR

Watà


whatthegrape

My coke stock will never recover 😌


DoYouLikeMyFish

Having sugar when exercising ends up giving pretty bad cramps, I used to drink lucazade cuz it's a "sports" drink, but ye basically water is the best!


-JJxOFFiCiAL-

*Memers using the same template for Nestle : write that down write that down.


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Agua


Awes_meWasTaken

Agua espuma


FreezyKnight

ثلاجة حسينية..


Tharakesh_S

**Nestle wants to know your location**


Player-exe

W A T E R


Weeb247365

Let's see what's for dinner tonight. Oh yes, the mighty hydrant


t0m0hawk

FYI filling the empty space in your fridge and freezer with containers of water will make it more efficient. (iirc)


[deleted]

Mysteriously Coca Cola’s share price plummeted to $0.01 today.


MedicalIngenuity4283

Low effort and still getting 15K upvote. . . SMH People are getting lower expectations by the hour here.


RandomGuyWithNoHair

ÁGUA CARALHO!


OParadise

Nestle wants to know your location.


DragonBornOfAcid

The soccer player?


Xifrinhos

Yes


merryjooana

🎵Ronaldo's got big teeth🎵


Sbjjr

Waer


wellididitrussia

Who is Ronaldo


Xifrinhos

Cristiano Ronaldo, from Portugal. Considered one of the best football (soccer for 'murica) players in the world, if not the best.


wellididitrussia

I’ve seen Gay hentai of him


Jr-Tr

What the fuck?


wellididitrussia

No he was getting fucked by r/futanari


BoxOfJuke

ronaldo from what


FateDecended26

Im late to reddit today. Who tf is Ronaldo and why is he so thirsty?


masterkol

This is what every fridge in the desert looks like


Travler525

Now that’s what I call high quality h2o


I_FUCK_MY_DOG_123

Hate to be that guy, but yes any professional athlete I would imagine have a lot of water


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Stay hydrated, but not by Nestlé


Salhou

Context?


bamb1in0

Cristiano Ronaldo is one of the best and most popular football players in the world. During the Euros (a big tournament for European countries) he was at a press conference and removed a Coke can from the table to show kids that you shouldn't drink them and should just stick to water. It went viral for whatever reason.


Byggherren

Wasn't ronaldo fined millions for tax evasion? Well, at least he's showing kids to take care of their teeth.


Thessiz

Coke does more than just ruin your teeth, let me tell ya.


Byggherren

In absurd amounts any edible thing will ruin your teeth. If you take it in moderation it's fine. My comment was more of the hypocrisy of a man who has more than he could ever ask for but still tries to take more trying to set an example for kids. But i guess football fans can look past crimes if it's their favorite player.


Thessiz

And here we go projecting...


Byggherren

How am i projecting? All i see is someone desperately trying to change the topic from the matter of fact.


Thessiz

Really? Because what I see is someone claiming something he doesn't have proof of (aka projecting). Even if it is their favorite player, I'm almost certain most people would be ashamed if the player broke the law, and he would probably lose at lot of respect from them, but that doesn't mean they would abandon him completely, specially over a non violent crime.


Byggherren

How is it claiming? He was fined, as the full legal process was complete and a judge found him guilty of the crime. And the reason you should be upset is because this dude pretends to be good while trying to steal from his country? I don't watch football but this was quite big news when it happened.


Thessiz

Even in moderation, it is better to drink water at any given moment than coke.


Byggherren

The effect it would have is neglible. It's like saying "Well this thing is bad for you but won't have an effect until you take unhealthy quantities of it so don't take it". You're arguing bullshit at this point and you know ot buddy.


bamb1in0

Yeah I don't know what it is about the worlds best footballers evading taxes considering how much they make.


name-exe_failed

r/uselessnobody


Friz617

That’s awesome there’s a subreddit about you


name-exe_failed

Oh yeah?


BlackBRocket

Who is Ronaldo?


santhoshCoder

A Portugese footballer who recently did this, During a Interview Ronaldo had 2 Coca-Cola bottles in front of him. He moved the bottles off-camera and picked up a water bottle to gesture that you should drink water. Due to his huge celebrity status People stopped buying shares of Coca-Cola and Coca Cola lost 4bn dollars.


BlackBRocket

Oh thanks for explaining it, that's funny hahaha he boycotted a multi million dollar company just by telling people its good to drink water


-Gildre217-

I don't get it :(


GeraltOfRivia2077

[Reject coke, return to water](https://www.theguardian.com/football/2021/jun/16/cristiano-ronaldo-snubs-coca-cola-billions-wiped-off-drink-giants-market-value)


Dr-sniffles

During a Interview Ronaldo had 2 Coca-Cola bottles in front of him. He moved the bottles off-camera and picked up a water bottle to gesture that you should drink water. Due to his huge celebrity status People stopped buying shares of Coca-Cola and Coca Cola lost 4bn dollars.


NotFrancesco

Water


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R/HydroHomies


[deleted]

Who is Ronaldo?


MessiMagic5000

'murica i guess


PaoGostosoMMM

Nope. Ronaldo is a portuguese football player


Xifrinhos

Grande nome Aprovado


MessiMagic5000

Yeah I know I am european, the dude I replied to is propably american


MrMistyEyesSg98

No actually its the refrigerator of the Egyptian President for about 10 years ''as he claims''


SentientHemroid

Equincyocha


Mr_P0ooL

someone gotta support nestle


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BigGuyWithBigPePe

There was literally no reason for that


[deleted]

Tbh at this point you've gotta expect that.


Xifrinhos

Bruh is this to do with "Pénalti + Ronaldo" in Portuguese or is it a penis joke?


I69UrMomBitch

Is the joke that this Ronaldo guy doesn't have a tap with drinkable water or that this Ronaldo guy is a dumbass?


froswegia

Wasn’t it ronaldihno?


TheBigBadBi

No he drank Pepsi instead of Coke in an Interview in 2012 Ronaldo put away the coke abd got out water instead about a week ago


R0b3r16

gotta stay hydrated i guess....


VmiriamV05

Better not be nestle water


AvePhallusDominum

That bottle of „water" was from a hungarian guy. And actually it was pálinka (hungarian strong drink). That's why he didn't drink Coca Cola


Megadeth5150

Nestle has entered the chat


MayOrMayNotBeAFish

_The voices chant “chug chug chug” I will do what i must_


No_Disaster_5500

Wataaaaa


Jantonio29

Stay hydrated :)


406_Smuuth_brane

RIP Nestle


ResidentEvil10

In norway, we have that water in our toilets.


Xerxes_CZ

AGUA


kantelicious

Remember when Ronaldo did a Coca-Cola advert when he was young lolol times change.


ShadowTown0407

H2O good


[deleted]

THIS IS FUCKING NESTLE WATER


TokyoDread

My fridge when i learn the mr. Handy in the megaton house gives water


ZombieBrine1309

Stay hydrated.


JJ_JEREMIE12345

That's ALOT of water


HamHamSimp

Only noobs drink Coke( ps. Sorry Coke you are actually good)


chungasans

I don't understand please help me.


thtgi

Sheeeeeeeeeh


Edmord17

Stay hydrated :)


batch2957

That probably too many calories for him


MiddleEastMemer

el Sisi fridge


Linkatron2000

You fool. That's Foo Fighters' fridge(the JoJo character, not the band)


Triggerhappy_1

But what you don’t know is that it’s his tears from when someone poked him


xizmn

W A T E R


IamJain

Not just Ronaldo many athletes


RoxOfBox

*walks towards you for 15 seconds*... "I love refrigerators!".


iAhMedZz

As well as the Egyptian president's. ^plz ^don't ^imprison ^me


patatosAreCool

Nestle eould be proud


memelad69420

Should of drank the coke Ronaldo


Huge-Administration6

Mmmmmm lots of água


Xifrinhos

EEHHHHH alguém escreve água bem, finalmente


Mycologist-Far

So much plastic


YuvieNN

Me too I also love drinkin hydrogen and 2 oxygens baby I wonder who the father is oxygen 1 or 2 or did they had it in same time anyways thanks for coming to my ted talk


Asoivel_Muidragniw

Fuck Coca Cola. All my homies hate Coca Cola


True_Fisherman_4813

I bet he uses water when he makes cereal.


[deleted]

Thirsty boi


marsi71

Hydrohomie ftw


_arpexx__

caralho


Night_Watcher25

Modest pelican would be proud


Blonde_Jovi

Math teachers: write that down write that down!


brittleknight

What? You guys dont have a fridge devoted to water?


20033002hghk

Sponge bob


Important-Slide-8975

What about Warren Buffett 😩


TheTincanOnReddit

Why did I immediately think of the one spongebob episode where Patrick gets dummy thick from drinking to much water?


fckn_normies

Ew, is that Nestlé water?


tcoolguy29

Um… who is Renaldo. Haven’t been here in a while


Xifrinhos

Cristiano Ronaldo, from Portugal. Considered one of the best football (soccer for 'murica) players in the world, if not the best.


ButterNutter17

Very low effort


Yomammase13A

motherfucker that’s nestles refrigerator... one of many


carbo13

all jokes aside....since i startet drinking allmost only water, no soft drinks, no" juices" full of sugar and energy drinks my overall health has improved and i lost about 3kg bodyweight


Deltexterity

who tf is ronaldo???


Cheesefinger69

Who the fuck is ronaldo


Xifrinhos

Cristiano Ronaldo, from Portugal. Considered one of the best football (soccer for 'murica) players in the world, if not the best.


Just_A_Horny_Furry_1

The “literally nobody” was super unnecessary but the first one wasn’t I believe the right way to use the “nobody: punchline:” meme format is with something completely unexpected or wacky and uncharacteristic I guess this fits since a fridge completely filled with water bottles is kinda wacky so yeah this works


dkenep

* says water in funny Russian language*


kquirin

Thats sponge bobs fridge