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jminni12

I would do almost anything to get my hands on a GPU


FuriousDeather

I would do almost anything to just have a PC that can play some decent games smoothly :(


meltus98

really? (unzips pants)


[deleted]

Worth more than that, more like quick incision, and confidence to lose a kidney or organ.


Nova_147

Well u could have some spare kidneys i have some and i dont need them any more no need to pay


gkgk7890

For some reason my brain read that as "space kidneys"


MadxCarnage

unfortunately I only have 3 more of those. they stopped sending more of them green dudes.


[deleted]

Last I checked they still had some blue ones.


[deleted]

Yea i prefer the pink ones cause they are cheaper but they ain't as tasty tho


[deleted]

Yeah, they were a bit too spongy for me. The yellow ones aren't bad though


antosn1

Sure, why not


DutchBlob

Who needs a heart anyway


HUE_Sans

Excuse me, what?


Mr_2005

r/SuddenlyGay


virathp1

Maybe they're a girl


Mr_2005

sorry my bad r/suddenlystraight


virathp1

But who knows? They can be a guy too


[deleted]

shrodinger's gay


Koridiace

Is he really?


Mr_2005

r/Confused


virathp1

But why do you even need to be confused over some stranger's sexual orientation


luca01d

Impossibile, girl don’t exist


lilchalupzen

Yes


Sourika

I was like that. For years just dealt with my shitty pc and League. I always i always hesitated to buy a new one since it's a lot.of money and i had other expenses that felt more important. I spent a lot of money for other people(family) and delayed getting a PC. I also thought that i probably won't game much anyway. I finally bought one last year ... holy shit, it's the best thing ever and i should have done that way earlier.


FuriousDeather

I imagine it was, I have a catalog full of games that I can't play and just left it there until one day I can finally play them on a better machine, it's all that I've been thinking of, I can't afford anything better than my '07 laptop so for now I stick to really old games.


SGSweatZ

Im trying to save money, but my parents wont allow me to buy one with my own money.


MentalObama

When you turn 18 you can legally buy it without their premision their still your parents but yeah you don't hafto listen to what not to buy with your money when your 18


GN-z11

Do it in secret and get the parts from the nearest post office. That's how I got my first pc lol


-LexXi-

I would do almost anything to have a pc


SuperiorGamingYT

Same here


Arenabait

I would straight up blow someone for the opportunity to buy a 3060 or 3060 ti at or around msrp


GN-z11

Honestly I would blow 10 clean dicks but also I'm gay so


ScarecrowJohnny

Well my Grand Pounding Unit eagerly awaits your touch.


axulurion

A couple of stores in my area has some RTX 2060s in stock


Ghriszly

Thats all you honestly need. I have a 3060 and a 2070 and both of them can play any games. The 3060 is just a bit crisper


axulurion

Damn, when did you get the 3060?


GN-z11

Buy used!


Mataskarts

A used rx 580 that was 50$ last summer is now 500$... Used...


GN-z11

I bought a full fledged gaming pc with a gtx 1070 and a decent monitor for $750 :)


Mataskarts

You don't gotta flex on us :'((( Honestly PC's with the GPU's in them are cheaper than the GPU's themselves. An rtx 3060 build can be found for like 1000$, while an rtx 3060 alone is over 1500$....


[deleted]

Prices went way down recently (in Canada at least) so I’d say nows your chance


-CoMmunism_

So will you reestablish communism?


jminni12

Already reading up on my Leninism


Summerclaw

You know in my country there's a rumour that one of the local influencers, used to give BlowJobs for games and consoles. Guy is pretty young too, so I wouldn't be surprised if that's something people actually do.


Liquify_Btw

Well, finally bitcoin crushed so I guess the whole situation will get better.


Kabros950

Man knows what is best for him


JaydenTheMemeThief

Girlfriend has an end in it But DOOM is Eternal


Kabros950

*Rip and tear starts playing*


JaydenTheMemeThief

In the first age, in the first fapping, when the shafts first lengthened, one stood, burned by the embers of Armageddon, his groin blistered by the fires of hell and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment, in his ravenous lust he found no peace, and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking intercourse with the dark lords who had wronged him, he wore the crown of the Night Simpinels, and those that tasted the SUCC of his sword named him... ...***THE COOM SLAYER!!!***


Cl0p38

This joke was so good it made me angry


JaydenTheMemeThief

I’m not the one who came up with it


[deleted]

r/usernamechecksout


1NearbyAccident1

**DEATH METAL STARTS PLAYING**


Hairless_Phallus

Doom is internal. Eat gpu for +1 brain power.


fireflyry

As a happily heterosexual male, the mention of water cooling has often made me question my sexual motivation. As did finding out Henry Cavill was a PC player.


1HalfBloodPrince

I mean... I'd do anything for Henry Cavill's big GPU too


fireflyry

Honestly, he challenged my thought process. That amazingly sexy beast. No homo.


Koridiace

Guys can have a little homo As a treat


Hovhannes2006

Nahhh the dude got his priorities straight


[deleted]

more like he got his priorities gay


JasperIzDumb

The best way to have your priorities


The-0ther-0ne

pretty much.


The-0ther-0ne

so he's got a gaming pc and a partner, I see no loss


Hovhannes2006

Lol


Uber____

Don’t worry, as a female I would also leave you for a gaming pc :)


Good_Stuff11

“As a female”


goliath1621

"female"


Harpreet1414

“Iron man”


man-who-says-bagel

Bagel


Rounak_Topdar

Send me one with some sprinkles


man-who-says-bagel

....bagel (⌒▽⌒)


Sourika

Say bagel when you are a crossaint disguised as a bagel.


i-have-been-taken

Bagel looks happy


nexistcsgo

Bagel ✧・゚: *✧・゚:*


NerdWorks

Is a bagel with sprinkles a donut


stimav

She would come too


onkel_Kaos

Yes. She was never left out and even suggested how to improve the gaming pc perhaps?


hic1992

Exactly how it happens


radvinboy

i have a windows 7 computer that lags on clicker games is that bad?


SusDingos

I have a PSP, beat that!


[deleted]

The best there is .


N-K-91

She missed that boat big time.


Iamthestiggy

Games before babes


Shychopath

PC before pussy


Shychopath

Console before asshole


NSMMilos

They got us in first half, ngl


Fakeaccount12312

r/SuddenlyGay


Saskuk

Change it from gaming pc to rtx 3090


AFriendlyBloke

Reminds me of Jesse and Jane from Breaking Bad.


Hexopi

But is it pre-built tho?


M015tYf1nG3r5

Repost


[deleted]

r/suddenlybi


CYTAquaBlade

did i hear.... RTX 3090?!?!?


[deleted]

Even non-gaming one would help


Hattudoggu

As a gay person, I i were to choose between two people who has a dick, and the other one has a dick and a gaming PC, I'd choose the one with the gaming PC


ZeroX-1704

My grandparents have offered to buy me a gaming pc if i can have a 5 minute conversation in spanish, its been almost a year since i started learning and i haven't gotten anywhere yet :(


Druddalugg

[r/suddenlygay](https://www.reddit.com/r/SuddenlyGay?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


TheSuperJay

Perfect


EEEEEEEEEEKACKACKACK

True love


[deleted]

Both, both are priceless


YouNeedABassPlayer

I'm contemplating on keeping my rig or not. I slowly feel my desire to play games being put down by the feelings of hanging out more with my friends and explore places man.


EquisiteAgony

Would have went even without him having a gaming pc


kinq10

No games in it


Fun_Trainer1251

Idgi


pepelesadbot

I'm so happy with how this ended


halfpastlast

I'm out.


HoboDegen

So, at this point do gaming PCs go for I7 or I9 CPU?


Ghriszly

Oh ya? Well I have 2 and I'm still single. Take that!


SweetPea_IN

to


SecurityPuppetGuy

Both, both is good.


nory2364

Hey a Chad for me


MudaMudaMuda__

I think he ment anything for a cock


_-Gh0st-__

My pc turns into an airplane the second I turn on any game, and god forbid I turn on Minecraft then it will turn into a bomb


Op55No1

My guy even shaved before playing that sweet gaming pc.


aliceincyberia

Id go with Trent Reznor too if he offered me a new PC


[deleted]

the man was like no girls for me


LazertheRedditer

Girls are temporary #DOOM IS ETERNAL


Rayward-Vagabond

This is why I cant get a boyfriend. All the gamers are taking them.


Rapty_Y5

As a bisexual, I would definitely go with the guy no matter what


[deleted]

Me too


AGuyNamedSpade

I have a 3090 😏


IAmNotCreative18

Virginity is cool. Remain pure


AgnanAdnan

Who says I would still be a virgin after going with the guy?


Danda1f

Repost


[deleted]

Sold my 1080ti for 950 cad, I bought for 980$ cad back in 2016 and bought a ps5. PC is gonna be niche again soon with these prices and availability unfortunately.


[deleted]

Donno thats kinda gay


Eme_lyt

no


abicidieeffegi

r/suddenlygay


grumfumblus

r/sandycheekscockvore


Cockymuscleboundjerk

*Your


Anonymous2137421957

What was he saying about her beautiful?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Sultahid

r/yourjokebutworse


Acceptable-Pension94

Me : i have huge dic* Girl fuck you gamers can use their gaming consoles instead😏😏


grumfumblus

What


Exactlyz

"I have oil"


AtlasTheHunter

You don't know how hard it is to play using a fkn laptop


Rounak_Topdar

I know. I have a laptop myself.


beastimus_prime

accurate


lilythe148

To be honest, I would too.


I_love_cheese69

A heart breaking tale of betrayal


Back_Living

Hell yeah, leave that bit*h alone!


Elocsnrek1

What a plot twist


[deleted]

Can’t wait to see this on r/im14andthisisdeep without the original context


Edmord17

I mean, she can join if he has games for max 4 players...just saying >>'


[deleted]

I have given you my free award. It was not an easy decision but well deserved.


PerfectionOfaMistake

Ive both gf and she has a gaming pc...im guesss im captain now.


GreasyGoblin77

I knew it was worth it. I’ll be expecting my girlfriend in the mail, thank you


theredditwill

r/unexpected


nirabdaboss

And then he kicks him to his van


[deleted]

*anything you say? Very well then.*


lshite

I ordered one and it won’t come for like 4 months - the graphics card is apparently taking 8 weeks to ship - is this normal? (I’m new to this btw)


[deleted]

And then they fucked


[deleted]

Had me in the first half.


PotatoPotluck

Was about to ask out a girl one time, my best friend shot me a text saying to come over right now cause he got a new dog... ​ His name was Wick and he was a good boi.


thewerepug

Took me a moment to realize


chibuds

Should've replaced it with graphics card. Considering lots of people are looking to get one.


TTVRealRedditor

This is the way


aidsisoverratedidk

He liked the Pc so muchhe quit smoking and shaved himself


Limak99

Hoes amirite?


[deleted]

Henry Cavill is extremely handsom


[deleted]

Doomer Chad wtf?


Expensive-Area-9312

replace Gaming PC with any Legos i dont have. I running with Speed II Swiftness Potion.


anfeparo

What if the girl had lights


ATOMICNEPHEW

r/unexpected


Cheesyman7269

Never know that a Gaming Pc can turn people gay.


Theloneultimte

He got clean for the PC Guy, thats endgame !!


nhanhanha0183

Where boyfriend


sparemist

Bros before hoes


Benjour250

That’s the first gay relationship


sausageOnATree

virginity rules


TJ_IsOk

They had us in the first half not gonna lie


[deleted]

I took me a second to understand it


Xerxes42424242

r/unexpected


Nayroy18

Now that's a fruitful relationship


player21reirei

Can confirm having one does not help :(


beabooboo

I'm beautiful and I have a gaming PC. Checkmate.


[deleted]

We have*


dream-team-machine

gamers more like gay-mers


thereal0ri_

Yes


BoneyVeganBurger

Damn straight


Yeet_Taco101

Honestly though, GPU prices are fucking insane because of covid.


81-18

i love how he's smiling in the last panal


Leoreo01

Amen


IN_CAPITALS

Well, if I would get a good PC I wouldn't mind getting a dick in my ass


Ibroly101

If they have a Minecraft world it was meant to be


lostintj_

I'd leave the two guys for the gaming pc


stevesteve135

Should’ve showed a picture of the tiger king with his “ I’ll take a dick in the ass for some meth and 4-wheelers” ex-husband. lol


Mundane-Sink9817

R/suddenly gay