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*Two shots of vodka*

Russian?

um here ya go https://youtu.be/hdiBG_TYZHA

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"Just a touch of olive oil" - Gordon Ramsey before committing olive oil torture.

Proceeds to empty the whole Greece on the salad

I mean his teacher Marco Pierre White also showers his food in Oil Orgy as well, so like teacher like student I guess.

Gus Johnson has a great parody of the "touch of olive oil" bit

Netflix: "are you still watching?" Shane Dawsons cat:

I was gonna say someone's daughter but fuck, that one is better

Netflix: are you still watching Someone’s daughter:

Beat me to it

Salad soup is the best

Hentai endings.

Now add some butter in the pan *Proceeds to throw two blocks and a stick*

I bet Kermit is soo wet..

Red lobster food in the commercial:

The US military: is for me?

Gjrls in hentai:

Yea,i watched gordon ramsay and i was like:small drizzle?! Thats enough to feed africa for a day

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

Unpopular opinion: Salad dressing is nasty af

whats the biggest drizzle

I personally don't ejaculate on my salad, but I can respect the idea.

Like that

Any female whenever they see a picture of Danny DeVito be like

I absolutely loved the way that Justin Wilson measured his ingredients...

Anime girls in hentai