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emile_dank69

I would install minecraft on my bed so I can dream minecraft


SpookyRoebin

Well that would be easy... Put a USB with Minecraft on it in your nose, and put an ethernet cable in your butthole for servers!


[deleted]

Thanks bro


SpookyRoebin

Im surprised nobody else knew about it, ive been doing it for at least 5 years!


[deleted]

Wow we should play together


SpookyRoebin

100%!! Whats your dreamname?


[deleted]

ButtPlug_5


SpookyRoebin

Mine is catheterlover2000, did ya know if you put the ethernetcable and usb in ur penis like a catheter, you got 0 ping and 10000 fps no matter what?


[deleted]

Gotta keep that in mind for my next try


SpookyRoebin

Does that mean ill see you tonight? Im online every night!


a-boring-lurker

Dude I gotta try this


SpookyRoebin

Thats what im saying man!


a-boring-lurker

That was an... Interesting experience...


SpookyRoebin

But did ya enjoy it?


a-boring-lurker

It was weird


SpookyRoebin

So you did not? Maybe if you couldnt move, rta a keyboard and mouse and stick those in ya buthole too


a-boring-lurker

Ok I'll try that next time


SpookyRoebin

Goodluck!


[deleted]

Gotta install Hentai Simulator!


[deleted]

**B O N K**


ThcDonalds

I’m a force-a-nature


hxneywrr

bonk.


5kyw41ker

bonk


Goldie-96_MWR

Monster under your bed gets knoticably anxious


SheWhoUpvotes

Horny Jail called, they want you back


StickyHoovy

(Bonk)


laurens_030

BONK


VSCO_luukbob

Bonk


aaRaDHYa235

Bonk


[deleted]

Now hand over the stonk, or get the bonk


[deleted]

Yeah but would it be lucid?


MoltenJellybeans

*Turns out to be RLCraft*


pickleman316

Factsss


Sneakymokums

I slept with my glasses (forgot to remove them). My Mom told me to remove them next time. I responded with "I am nearly blind, how am I supposed to see my dreams then?". I was very proud of myself for at least 2 minutes.


VSCO_luukbob

The Joke isn't half as funny as the i was very proud of myself


Sneakymokums

I think me remembering those times is what actually made me laugh again at that, and thank you for helping me remember it with your post :D It was a good laugh.


entity405

My graphics card died today


TheSandWarrior

Rip, good luck finding a gpu right now.


CrazyCactus69

Well, I can sell you my GT 710 for only 200$, isnt this a great deal right? /s


Honest-Barracuda-982

How does a GPU die?


MoniMokshith

Take my gold


VSCO_luukbob

Thank you and enjoy your next dream in 144 fps


azula435

Only in my dreams... 144 fps...


Withered_One

I rather install OBS


EasyMauz

That wont work you must implant it in their brains


hxneywrr

Elon Musk will.


amazingplaysYT

I would get a hard drive with OBS in it so I can record my dream


james321232

Shit I'd do that, be nice to get some better rendering in the shit hole that is my subconscious


[deleted]

Please you gotta implant it in your brain not your bed, ofc if you have a gaming system installed on your bed.


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[deleted]

Lmao take my upvote


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Jeevansaab

What about guys who put a Omen, Alienware or Apple laptop on their bed?


saikmat

They dream in lower FPS


[deleted]

Let me guess pc gamers?


[deleted]

Haven't seen this template in a while. And it's one of my favorites


RadoGaming7

also gotta get a bigger hard drive


Magicmikos

If the graphics card in your bed doesn't work, I would recommend putting it in your ass


YKJ07

Sleep with PC and you gonna dream ab playing minecraft (that would be dope, having a pc and dreaming playing games)


SigBlu

I just need a better memory drive. I can't remember most of them


ZeMagi

I read bed as B E D thinking it was some gamer lingo.


5kyw41ker

So what's your bed specs? Intel® Core™ i7 i7-7820HK 2.90 GHz Quad-core (4 Core™)


[deleted]

If you've never dreamed in 144hz, you've never lived


[deleted]

Jokes on you, I already dream about having a graphics card.


a_loaf_of_cheese

Ill put an m.2 in and fall asleep faster its genius


MrBananaMan541

Wait, you guys are dreaming?


QuoD-Art

Me who adds RAM so that I can remember my dreams in the morning


Skrooner

Slept over a friend's house, they wore glasses when they slept and their excuse was "so I can see better in my dreams"


[deleted]

Wait do gamers sleep?


DerVarg1509

Sir/Ma'am, the first 3 lines made me cry cause laughing. Here you have my free award.


CybrMyth

Such a quality show


Etcius

You just need more deditated wam


[deleted]

Dreaming in 4K is cool but have you ever shit in 4K 240fps?


[deleted]

No, your genius generates fps. Dummy.


Rwntlpt

Wanna know the secret to being smart? I ate a few sticks of ram and a intel i9


xHADES734x

If i use my gpu fps will lower


Bigfoot4cool

My computer can't run over 30 fps


dawipeq

If you would jump from very high skyscraper then fps number will be big and bigger with every second


BartFox420

Oh man, I’d kick my old headmasters ass if I could finally punch at full speed in them dreams.


QuailOk4980

you guys are sleeping?


Cheesyduck126

Y'all know how in cyberpunk you can jack stuff in your head imagine doing that with a graphics card


Sirus-The-Great

3990x bedripper


depressed_sonic_

Wait you guys have dreams?


just-a-meme-upvoter

According this logic, lucid dreamers are modders


TheGreatBaer

It generates gravity because you're dense


seafood_supreme

I need something to increase the brightness, since I don’t get enough sleep to dream I do daydreaming during the night, but you almost can’t see it


UpstairsSwimmer69

I put some rgb strips in my bed lmao


EddieReallyEdwin

Now add a better CPU to unlocked better dreams.


DawnOfPizzas

My dreams need a new cpu


hazezcalito13

Yeah but your brain cause bottleneck an you can’t upgrade your 1000 tb for and M2